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    Bring it on, buddy. I need something to test my new claws on.
    Claws? How barbaric, use a knife to cut the cheese not claws. And if that didn't make any sense to you than you are making to many assumptions about me and what i mean when i say we need to do something about you.

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    What's a Jr. Tormlet again and does it need its praises sung?
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    Even if my order was just my single Tormlet, I'd still be proud of it. Respect the badge, son.
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    I think it's a Socratov. So yes.
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    What's a Socratov?
    Again, it's-a me!

    Damn guys, I have one night of barbecue and stuff and you move the thread about 3 pages forward...
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    I blame the public school education system and Sarissa.
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    Legendary Regalia of the Immortal Emperor

    The Legendary Regalia of the Immortal Emperor are greater artifacts and can't be created. Unlike other artifacts, they cannot be destroyed by any means whatsoever.

    A spellcaster wearing the entire Regalia can spontaneously cast spells of their entire list; likewise can a manifester use psychic powers on their list whether or not they know them. Any creature wearing the Regalia is immune to the effects of the Dead, Disabled, Dying, Staggered and Unconscious conditions.
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    Weight: 1 lb

    The Bracers of the Immortal Emperor grant a +20 bonus on epic skill checks. The user can create automatically-resetting traps without increasing their price.

    Cuiraiss of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Body and torso
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Abjuration and Necromancy
    Weight: 0.5 lb

    This item grants the wearer total concealment, and they may choose for each spell, power, spell-like or psi-like ability whether or not to be affected by it if they normally would be.

    Anyone but the wearer who touches the wearer's tummy is slain instantly.

    Mask of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Face
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Divination and Overwhelming Illusion
    Weight: -

    A creature wearing the Mask of the Immortal Emperor can see everything exactly as it really is, and can also see through any barrier short of 3 feet of lead, 12 yards of common metal, a mile of stone or an honestly obscene amount of paper or wood. The same is true of the wearer's senses of hearing and smell, and their touch and taste can't be fooled either. Further, anyone who would in any way perceive the wearer instead perceives something else of the wearer's choice.

    Boots of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Feet
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Conjuration
    Weight: 1 lb

    The wearer of the Boots of the Immortal Emperor no longer needs to bother moving normally; they instead simply go to whichever location they wish as a free action. If they wish to move normally, they have infinite speeds in all modes of movement and a perfect fly maneuverability.

    Gloves of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Arms
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Conjuration and Overwhelming Illusion
    Weight: -

    The wearer of the Gloves of the Immortal Emperor can create an Ice Assassin, as the spell, at will as a standard action. They can also do the same for Teleportation Circle and Gate.

    Hat of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Head
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Abjuration
    Weight: 1 lb

    The wearer of the Hat of the Immortal Emperor is immune to mind-affecting abilities except those that they desire to affect them. They can cast all 3th-level or lower spells at will as spell-like abilities.

    Pauldrons of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Shoulders
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Transmutation
    Weight: 1 lb

    The wearer gains a +30 bonus to each ability score.

    Mouthpiece of the Immortal Emperor
    Body Slot: Throat
    Caster Level: 10th
    Aura: Overwhelming Enchantment
    Weight: 1 lb

    The wearer can communicate anything to any creature as a free action. They may choose to force that creature to believe them, or to follow their orders so long as they sound at all reasonable in any way.

    Belt of the Immortal Emperor
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    Aura: Overwhelming Conjutration
    Weight: 0.5 lb

    The Belt of the Immortal Emperor contains an infinite storage space, and also a copy of every non-unique mundane item ever to come to be. The same is true of every non-unique magic item with a market price below 10,000 GP. The items created from the Belt of the Immortal Emperor are tainted with Win and are unsuitable for sale, however. Those which were placed in the infinite storage space are not tainted with Win. Further, no item weighs anything while in the belt.

    Items can be drawn from or returned to the belt as a free action.
    Yay stuff for Emperor Tippy! If it's all Epic level stuff, shouldn't the caster level be 20th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by illyahr View Post
    Yay stuff for Emperor Tippy! If it's all Epic level stuff, shouldn't the caster level be 20th?
    For some reason I was thinking spell level, not caster level. Oops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illyahr View Post
    Rock on, Jr. Tormlets! Here's an awesome air guitar riff for you!

    *Rocks out wihtout any naughty bits out*
    Warlock Poetry?
    Or ways to use me in game?
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    Now, now, no need for this to get violent. I hate risking lichdom just over simple misunderstandings. And yes, Atemu, your salve worked exactly as promised. It is definitely nice not to have to worry about using less-than-effective killing spells just to avoid discorporating the remains.

    If you want this IZ ghoul, all I ask is recompense for the material component. He's only a 1 HD ghoul, so that should come to 50 gp.

    Good grief, people, I work with heroes to avoid unnecessary conflict with low-level villagers. I'm not going to pick a fight over one ghoulish minion. He's not even gravetouched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Segev View Post
    Now, now, no need for this to get violent. I hate risking lichdom just over simple misunderstandings. And yes, Atemu, your salve worked exactly as promised. It is definitely nice not to have to worry about using less-than-effective killing spells just to avoid discorporating the remains.

    If you want this IZ ghoul, all I ask is recompense for the material component. He's only a 1 HD ghoul, so that should come to 50 gp.

    Good grief, people, I work with heroes to avoid unnecessary conflict with low-level villagers. I'm not going to pick a fight over one ghoulish minion. He's not even gravetouched.
    Ghoul? Please, I'm at least Nosferatu or Bone Knight status.
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    My apologies. I mistyped. I meant, "If you want this ghoul, IZ."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    Well, then. Through I admit to always being confused as to your gender and race so I think I'd prefer the paladin, actually.
    Sometimes I think you're just trying to cause mayhem haha. But I am definitely safer than Snowbluff. Good choice.

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    The janitorial union is not pleased. They want to hire your order to get Lug back.
    I think Iz is working on that...

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    Come here, Segev, I have a wonderful offer for you.[/COLOR]
    Yep, there he goes and- oh. Oh no. That doesn't... Ouch... eek... Wow he's really mad.

    Quote Originally Posted by atemu1234 View Post
    Wait, I disintegrated him! How in the nine is he now any type of undead?
    Lug has spell resistance 25 + his level. In his own words. "You no ask. I no tell." Good ol' Lug...

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowbluff View Post
    To be fair, the former is because I leave it intentionally blank to mess with people more than privacy, the the latter is racist.
    This is a very Snowbluffian answer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowbluff View Post
    So, what, does the party have to get themselves mazed to get to the final dungeon?
    I feel like this campaign should be the one you play a Minotaur in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Anchovies View Post
    That information is above your pay grade. After a few years one or two decades several centuries uncountable ages some time here at GitP A.S., however...

    nah, who am I kidding. We don't provide seniority benefits. We did, but that had to end due to fast-time demiplane problems.
    Ah, spoken like a true employee of GitP A.S.

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    Wait... Lug was one of the 22 janitors that clean my lair every other Wednesday (I have 308 janitors 22 a day in a 14 day cycle).

    Atemu!

    Paladin take this and use it well!

    Lug's Broom of Command
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    Aura: Weak; DC 16 Enchantment
    Weight: 1 lbs.
    Activation: Standard (command word)

    This pear wood broom is carved with ancient runes of Order. When held forth boldly and the command word is uttered you may compel one target to clean for 1 round. If they fail a DC 11 Will save a broom appears in their hand and they must spend the next round cleaning their current square or one adjacent to it. This is a mind-affecting compulsion effect.

    Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Command, Creator must have orcish blood.
    Cost to Create: 900 GP and 72 XP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    Wait... Lug was one of the 22 janitors that clean my lair every other Wednesday (I have 308 janitors 22 a day in a 14 day cycle).

    Atemu!

    Paladin take this and use it well!

    Lug's Broom of Command
    Price: 1,800 GP
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    Aura: Weak; DC 16 Enchantment
    Weight: 1 lbs.
    Activation: Standard (command word)

    This pear wood broom is carved with ancient runes of Order. When held forth boldly and the command word is uttered you may compel one target to clean for 1 round. If they fail a DC 11 Will save a broom appears in their hand and they must spend the next round cleaning their current square or one adjacent to it. This is a mind-affecting compulsion effect.

    Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Command, Creator must have orcish blood.
    Cost to Create: 900 GP and 72 XP.
    This is beautiful. No wonder Lug was so good at getting the other Orcs to join in...
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    This thread is starting to scare me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masterkerfuffle View Post
    This thread is starting to scare me.
    It seems fairly normal to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    Wait... Lug was one of the 22 janitors that clean my lair every other Wednesday (I have 308 janitors 22 a day in a 14 day cycle).

    Atemu!

    Paladin take this and use it well!

    Lug's Broom of Command
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    Weight: 1 lbs.
    Activation: Standard (command word)

    This pear wood broom is carved with ancient runes of Order. When held forth boldly and the command word is uttered you may compel one target to clean for 1 round. If they fail a DC 11 Will save a broom appears in their hand and they must spend the next round cleaning their current square or one adjacent to it. This is a mind-affecting compulsion effect.

    Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Command, Creator must have orcish blood.
    Cost to Create: 900 GP and 72 XP.
    this is nasty some how make them unable to do will save and you have a janitor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Anchovies View Post
    That information is above your pay grade. After a few years one or two decades several centuries uncountable ages some time here at GitP A.S., however...

    nah, who am I kidding. We don't provide seniority benefits. We did, but that had to end due to fast-time demiplane problems.
    Nah we still grant them, but the clocks only function if you're in our fast time Demiplane, while the clocks that grant seniority benefits are located on Eberron time.
    Those with Time privileges may have theirs located somewhere like Eberron where time moves normally. As a lowly Secretary, I have mine located on Dal Quor time.

    Those who do not have Time privileges, have their clocks located in Xoriat. Those without Time privileges, that meddle with their own clocks, will be Dis-Rudisplorked until they promise to stop.

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    Yay, Lug! *manly brohug*
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IZ42 View Post
    Yay, Lug! *manly brohug*
    Um, IZ, you may want to... you have a bit of ghoul-tooth imbedded in your-- you know, never mind. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Segev View Post
    Um, IZ, you may want to... you have a bit of ghoul-tooth imbedded in your-- you know, never mind. I'm sure it'll be fine.
    Immune to disease, remember?
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZ42 View Post
    Immune to disease, remember?
    As I said, I'm sure it'll be fine. Isn't that uncomfortable, though?

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    The immortal emperor stuff kind of makes me want to write a variant of the WH 40k universe replacing prominent figures with playgrounders.
    I follow a general rule: better to ask and be told no than not to ask at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keledrath View Post
    The immortal emperor stuff kind of makes me want to write a variant of the WH 40k universe replacing prominent figures with playgrounders.
    I ship it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Segev View Post
    As I said, I'm sure it'll be fine. Isn't that uncomfortable, though?
    Damage reduction is a wonderful thing.
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla View Post
    I ship it.
    Seconded.

    Quote Originally Posted by IZ42 View Post
    Damage reduction is a wonderful thing.
    We could still have Red Fel cast true ressurection on him? I am pretty sure he is a gestalt Warblade // Cleric. Sort of like I gestalted Paladin // Sorcerer / Heartwarder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoyalPaladin View Post
    Seconded.


    We could still have Red Fel cast true ressurection on him? I am pretty sure he is a gestalt Warblade // Cleric. Sort of like I gestalted Paladin // Sorcerer / Heartwarder.
    Why would you Gestalt Warblade and Cleric. So MAD... Much better to gestalt Warblade and Archivist. INT synergy and the fluff fits Red so much better with all those "dark secrets" things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla View Post
    Why would you Gestalt Warblade and Cleric. So MAD... Much better to gestalt Warblade and Archivist. INT synergy and the fluff fits Red so much better with all those "dark secrets" things.
    *Shrug* I just figured he had sweet stats. He always said he was a cleric.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoyalPaladin View Post
    We could still have Red Fel cast true ressurection on him? I am pretty sure he is a gestalt Warblade // Cleric. Sort of like I gestalted Paladin // Sorcerer / Heartwarder.
    Are you implying that you aren't entirely loyal to Torm, cheating on him with Sune for the tasty charisma benefits? I am very disappointed in you, adoptive father that I only care about because Snowbluff confuses and scares me.
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    Man, I like this tiefling.
    For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoyalPaladin View Post
    *Shrug* I just figured he had sweet stats. He always said he was a cleric.
    And you believed him? This is Red Fel we're talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    Are you implying that you aren't entirely loyal to Torm, cheating on him with Sune for the tasty charisma benefits? I am very disappointed in you, adoptive father that I only care about because Snowbluff confuses and scares me.
    You know, funnily enough, I don't meet many of the requirements for Heartwarder. Sune is just a really "sweet" lady and granted me all kinds of neat things. Deities and their crazy backwards standards. Torm didn't even seem to mind. But don't worry adopted son, Paladin Otou-San is here for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla View Post
    And you believed him? This is Red Fel we're talking about.
    Hey. Evil as Red may be, he is still an honorable companion of mine.
    If purple is evil, bold gray is lawful good.

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