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    Because cars don't have feet?
    Wait... Honest Bob lied to me That's part of the joke, and no Anchovies is right, odometers are the ones infamous for being tampered with in used cars.

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    Yes, you and Lex Luthor. Have you built your swamp base yet?
    I have!

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    What? Wee Jas, no! Swamps are a major source of biological diversity in my area, and help keep water clean.
    And I'm adding to the biological diversity! Though the water is growing a little... um... mutagenic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla View Post
    Only Daemon Spawn, Kyton Spawn and Rakshasa Spawn have a WIS penalty. Asura Spawn, Demodand Spawn, Devil Spawn, Oni-Spawn, and Qlippoth-Spawn have a WIS bonus, so your average Pathfinder Tiefling is more likely to have an above average wisdom score.
    Did you just compare me to a Qlippoth-Spawn!? Well, you're no looker yourself, lizard-breath!

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    What? Wee Jas, no! Swamps are a major source of biological diversity in my area, and help keep water clean.
    TIL that Demon Lords care about the environment, much like druids and Captain Planet.
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    Hey look at this thread. Look at all of the good community building I am doing.
    This can also be attributed to your "Ring of Concealed Alignment" and your high charisma. You can't fool me 'bluff. I'm on to you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    Did you just compare me to a Qlippoth-Spawn!? Well, you're no looker yourself, lizard-breath!
    I also compared you to a Demodand Spawn. Qlippoth-Spawn are weird and otherwordly, Demodand Spawn are just plain ugly.

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    Hee. I actually got to play a character, once, who was a descendent of Snidely Whiplash. He inherited his ancestor's cape; it had the power, when held up with one arm to conceal what is behind the wearer and dramatically whipped out of the way, to reveal an oncoming train upon whose tracks whomever he was aiming at were already standing.

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    My father was an archon and my mother was a cleric, these stats are natural.


    My maxed diplomacy and 26 Charisma says it's not kidnapping if they want to go.
    My maxed Diplomacy, Item Familiar with an equal Bonus and an intellect that classes many Dragons as mentally impaired say she's being kidnapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    ...Is anyone good aligned here? Too many villains ruin the scheme, as you all know.
    I am... I mean, someone's got to do the honest thing once in a while...

    Bu tthen again, I do have diplomacy, bluff and a fairly decent charisma, so... Any of you have sense motive yet?
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    Or ways to use me in game?
    Better grab a drink...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socratov View Post
    I am... I mean, someone's got to do the honest thing once in a while...

    Bu tthen again, I do have diplomacy, bluff and a fairly decent charisma, so... Any of you have sense motive yet?
    I have ~3 levels/2 points of CR and incrementally more and more insane ability scores, combined casting increasing by 2 per 3 hit dice, several age categories beyond great wyrm, and it's own my racial class skill list... I have sense motive. Unless you're flirting, my flaw prevents me from detecting that right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elricaltovilla View Post
    I also compared you to a Demodand Spawn. Qlippoth-Spawn are weird and otherwordly, Demodand Spawn are just plain ugly.
    So much for the Dragonborn's +2 Charisma, I see. I thought we were friends.
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    My only positive mental score is intelligence.

    Which isn't all bad, since I took Kung Fu Genius and Keen Intellect. And clever wordplay to get INT to perform.
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    My stats are all 18s, I swear. 3d6 six times, in order.

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    ...I can ride my horse with no handlebars.
    "Movement speed is the most important statistic in this game."

    "Give them no mercy for they give no mercy to us."

    "I see one of those I kill it!"

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    I am beginning to think some people might be cheating on these forums. As a member of a morally upstanding race, shame on you. I mean, really Karl? Go stand in the corner until you have learned your lesson.
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    My army of undead minions says I don't need "diplomacy."

    However, since they're mindless, I take their recommendations with a grain of salt. I prefer to work with good aligned parties because people just GIVE them what they want rather than holding it against them when they take it.

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    I'm a villain trying to thwart other villains... so probably not.
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    I'm not a villain, but I'm definitely not a hero.
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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    I am beginning to think some people might be cheating on these forums. As a member of a morally upstanding race, shame on you. I mean, really Karl? Go stand in the corner until you have learned your lesson.
    It also has an environmentally friendly exhaust. Can't have too toxic of emissions on our horses these days. It also does flips with a little prodding.
    "Movement speed is the most important statistic in this game."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZ42 View Post
    I'm not a villain, but I'm definitely not a hero.
    To quote my mother on certain things about myself, "You're just indecisive. You'll pick one and settle down one day."
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    Quote Originally Posted by atemu1234 View Post
    To quote my mother on certain things about myself, "You're just indecisive. You'll pick one and settle down one day."
    "In a world of villains and heroes, the truly powerful sit back and watch the fireworks"

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    I always thought understanding Scottish required a fort save vs. Alcohol poisoning.
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    See, this wouldn't happen if you were a Zweihander Sentinel Warder with Silver Crane. You'd have a 60 ft. fly speed with good maneuverability, DR and glowing pants as early as level 8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling View Post
    ...Is anyone good aligned here? Too many villains ruin the scheme, as you all know.
    Im Neutral Good, im just a fan of Villain style bases, and im a sucker for an Erinyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoyalPaladin View Post
    This can also be attributed to your "Ring of Concealed Alignment" and your high charisma. You can't fool me 'bluff. I'm on to you!
    Hey, that ring is medicinal! It hides my [Evil] subtype.

    Also, accusing me of being Evil and lying just because my subtype is [Evil] and my last name is Bluff is racist.
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    Hey, moral and ethical extremists, I'm especially looking at you true neutral people, all that really matters in life is that you guys get active and hatch funny, interesting but ultimately futile ways of destroying/disrupting each other, and that i'm around to watch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowbluff View Post
    Hey, that ring is medicinal! It hides my [Evil] subtype.

    Also, accusing me of being Evil and lying just because my subtype is [Evil] and my last name is Bluff is racist.
    The term is bluffist
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    Hey, moral and ethical extremists, I'm especially looking at you true neutral people, all that really matters in life is that you guys get active and hatch funny, interesting but ultimately futile ways of destroying/disrupting each other, and that i'm around to watch.
    Read some of the old True Neutral stuff. The would kill a child just because they saved another, for every Good act and Evil act must be taken! What do you mean I'm Omnicidal and possibly more insane than the villain? Pah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaydos View Post
    Read some of the old True Neutral stuff. The would kill a child just because they saved another, for every Good act and Evil act must be taken! What do you mean I'm Omnicidal and possibly more insane than the villain? Pah!
    ... well in the current system that's called CE... then again almost anything insane is CE or CN and anything criminal is pretty much an automatic CE... They just don't want add a much need third dimension to the alignment system. The bacon-necktie axis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoPhoenix0 View Post
    ... well in the current system that's called CE... then again almost anything insane is CE or CN and anything criminal is pretty much an automatic CE... They just don't want add a much need third dimension to the alignment system. The bacon-necktie axis.
    It honestly fits CE so much better. So much better. But that's what happens when TN starts killing things. That or wars for petty reasons.
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    Hey, that ring is medicinal! It hides my [Evil] subtype.

    Also, accusing me of being Evil and lying just because my subtype is [Evil] and my last name is Bluff is racist.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it to the judge!
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    Are we forgetting that LE has some of the most insane beings? Beholders and Mind Flayers being the first things that come to mind.
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    Due to some... experiments of mine, I ping for all alignments. Hey, getting all the variant paladins to try and kill me is worth a lot of XP! (I may have killed Loyal's entire order, though... he got a new one!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl Aegis View Post
    Are we forgetting that LE has some of the most insane beings? Beholders and Mind Flayers being the first things that come to mind.
    and good old moi who kidnaps young girls to my dimension to be train as followers who willingly do any thing I want for them( sips his Merope beer( healing attributed)) (this message told by simulacra just recites the explosive rune build it its frame)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl Aegis View Post
    Are we forgetting that LE has some of the most insane beings? Beholders and Mind Flayers being the first things that come to mind.
    hey, now THAT is racist. Beholders and Mind Flayers aren't insane. They just have different default thinking patterns and physiological needs.

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