GiP Regulars as Wondrous Items

[LoyalPaladin]

Because I'm Jormengand, master of curses!

It's things like this that drove me to be lawful good. Well... this, and three years of adventuring with an amoral wizard whose half-ogre "brother" was doing LG wrong. Very, very wrong.

[Honest Tiefling]

It's things like this that drove me to be lawful good. Well... this, and three years of adventuring with an amoral wizard whose half-ogre "brother" was doing LG wrong. Very, very wrong.

Sounds like story time for another thread!

[LoyalPaladin]

Sounds like story time for another thread!

*blankly staring into the distance with a pained expression, remembering the horrors of that campaign*

[Honest Tiefling]

*blankly staring into the distance with a pained expression, remembering the horrors of that campaign*

C'mon, you teach by example. Also my chips are a bit bland and tears make for the best salt.

[LoyalPaladin]

C'mon, you teach by example.

This is true, my current Paladin is slowly converting his whole party to some aspect of good. Some of them are even moving towards lawful good.

[khadgar567]

This is true, my current Paladin is slowly converting his whole party to some aspect of good. Some of them are even moving towards lawful good.

spare the lawful evil one who just collects sexy ladies to unknown dimension( they still have their free will)

[Jormengand]

Bear in mind that at least it makes Paladins of Slaughter and Tyranny fall too.

[LoyalPaladin]

spare the lawful evil one who just collects sexy ladies to unknown dimension( they still have their free will)

"Collecting" is not a term that is LP approved when referring to women.

Bear in mind that at least it makes Paladins of Slaughter and Tyranny fall too.

Huh. I guess that is a fair and unbiased item then. Carry on with what you do.

[Zaydos]

Enough idle chatter. There is one permission as yet unpaired. This cannot be allowed to continue!

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Blue/silver dragon fan here, though whites and bronzes are my second favorites of their types (or whatever you call the chromatic/metallic divide).

Also, permission, and stuff.

Svata's Bracers of Bound Elements
Price: 30,000
Body Slot: Arms
Caster Level: 9th
Aura: Moderate; (DC 20) Evocation
Activation: — and Swift (command word)
Weight: 2 lbs

These red metal bracers have bound within them the energies of fire, wind, smoke, and the pyroclastic storm. When worn the wearer gains a +1 competence bonus to their caster level for arcane spells with the [fire] descriptor, as well as Control Winds and Control Weather. In addition the wearer may expend an arcane spell slot as a swift action to conjure wind or fire. If they conjure wind they gain a bonus to ranged (non touch) attack rolls until end of turn equal to twice the level of the expended spell slot. If they conjure fire they gain +1d4 fire damage/level of expended slot to all melee weapon attacks until end of turn.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Pyrotechnics, Control Winds
Cost to Create: 15,000 GP and 120 XP WHEEEE PRICING!

[Jormengand]

Svata's Bracers of Unbound Elementals
Price: 30,000 GP
Body Slot: Arms
Caster level: ???
Aura: ??? (Actually conjuration)
Weight: 2 lbs.

Attempting to use these bracers which appear to be Svata's Bracers of Bound Elements actually causes the items to cast the Summon Elemental Swarm spell. The resulting elementals attack you. The spell slot used to try to activate them is wasted.

[khadgar567]

Enough idle chatter. There is one permission as yet unpaired. This cannot be allowed to continue!

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Svata's Bracers of Bound Elements
Price: 30,000
Body Slot: Arms
Caster Level: 9th
Aura: Moderate; (DC 20) Evocation
Activation: — and Swift (command word)
Weight: 2 lbs

These red metal bracers have bound within them the energies of fire, wind, smoke, and the pyroclastic storm. When worn the wearer gains a +1 competence bonus to their caster level for arcane spells with the [fire] descriptor, as well as Control Winds and Control Weather. In addition the wearer may expend an arcane spell slot as a swift action to conjure wind or fire. If they conjure wind they gain a bonus to ranged (non touch) attack rolls until end of turn equal to twice the level of the expended spell slot. If they conjure fire they gain +1d4 fire damage/level of expended slot to all melee weapon attacks until end of turn.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Pyrotechnics, Control Winds
Cost to Create: 15,000 GP and 120 XP WHEEEE PRICING!

zaydos would you mind modify this to kinetics class item( since they gain each element as blast they just need slight omp to their punch)( kinetics fan here)

[Svata]

Svata's Bracers of Unbound Elementals
Price: 30,000 GP
Body Slot: Arms
Caster level: ???
Aura: ??? (Actually conjuration)
Weight: 2 lbs.

Attempting to use these bracers which appear to be Svata's Bracers of Bound Elements actually causes the items to cast the Summon Elemental Swarm spell. The resulting elementals attack you. The spell slot used to try to activate them is wasted.

Kinda want them, still.

[Marlowe]

Spoiler: Updating here for the sake of tradition

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[LoyalPaladin]

Sooooo. What's our next GitP topic? I'd guess Snowbluff would like "GitP as Regulars as Clerics".

[illyahr]

Sooooo. What's our next GitP topic? I'd guess Snowbluff would like "GitP as Regulars as Clerics".

Can't do that one due to a clerical error.

[Extra Anchovies]

I'm still in favor of GitP Regulars as Planar Locations (á la Monastery of Zerth'Ad'lun, Sargasso Doldrum, and the others in the DMG) and/or Demi-/Quasi-Elemental Planes.

[LoyalPaladin]

Can't do that one due to a clerical error.

It's not even possible if they use all of their Divine Might? It's a stretch...

I'm still in favor of GitP Regulars as Planar Locations (á la Monastery of Zerth'Ad'lun, Sargasso Doldrum, and the others in the DMG) and/or Demi-/Quasi-Elemental Planes.

That sounds fun! I've never been a planar location before...

[IZ42]

Templates is my vote.

[LoyalPaladin]

Templates is my vote.

That also amuses me.

[Zaydos]

I still like planar stuff, but I don't think you know what Quasi-elemental means in the context of D&D (aka a plane between an elemental plane and one of the two energy planes representing the mixing resulting there of).

I will say planar locations, planar locations... I could use them to populate the quasi-elemental planes. Anchovies would make a perfect graveyard in Salt! And LoyalPaladin could be a Mt. Celestia tavern. I could make Socratov as the demiplane misconstrued as the paraelemental plane of alcohol... or just make a paraelemental plane of alcohol (water + fire = booze... air + earth = ??? ??? ???). IZ could be a monastery of warriors on the boundary between the planes of Steam and Lightning.

[LoyalPaladin]

And LoyalPaladin could be a Mt. Celestia tavern.

This is LP approved.

[illyahr]

It's not even possible if they use all of their Divine Might? It's a stretch...

Nah, it would take a miracle to even get out the gate.

[LoyalPaladin]

Nah, it would take a miracle to even get out the gate.

I suppose we should hold our tongues until Snowbluff can assess the status of this thread.

[Zaydos]

We could also do GiantITP regulars as Taverns. What kind of drinkery would you be?

. . .

What kind of drinkery would I be?

[LoyalPaladin]

We could also do GiantITP regulars as Taverns. What kind of drinkery would you be?

. . .

What kind of drinkery would I be?

I think you'd be the brewery. You brew up everything and ship it off to us taverns, who occasionally have our own creation.

[illyahr]

I suppose we should hold our tongues until Snowbluff can assess the status of this thread.

That may end up more as a deathwatch. It may do more harm to wait on Snowbluff's word of chaos.

[LoyalPaladin]

That may end up more as a deathwatch. It may do more harm to wait on Snowbluff's word of chaos.

We should probably enter a Righteous Exile before Snow calls forth his Abyssal Army.

[illyahr]

We should probably enter a Righteous Exile before Snow calls forth his Abyssal Army.

I have heard of no forbiddence on talking that would warrent such banishment. However, I do agree that we should avoid an implosion on Snowbluff's part. I don't want to deal with the storm of vengeance that would cause.

I'm sorry, Snowbluff. I wish to seek atonement.

[IZ42]

I love you guys. You're a light in the darkness to me, and reading your comments Makes me burst out in Hideous Laughter

[Snowbluff]

I have heard of no forbiddence on talking that would warrent such banishment. However, I do agree that we should avoid an implosion on Snowbluff's part. I don't want to deal with the storm of vengeance that would cause.

I'm sorry, Snowbluff. I wish to seek atonement.

There are two abjuration spells in this post, you can get away with it.

For the record, I had a plan as to what we were doing next. I just forgot it.

Zaydos, did you update your list?