Name my magical pitchfork.

[Revanrx7]

Dennis the farmer needs a name for his pitchfork. :)

[Coventry]

Dennis the farmer needs a name for his pitchfork. :)

Chuck (or Chuckie).

Prong. James Prong.

Neptune (okay, so Nepture uses a trident, rather than a pitchfork).

Earthshaker (Poseidon's trident could cause earthquakes).

Byron McKeeby (the model used in the painting American Gothic)

Quadshula (mangled Sanskrit for pitchfork).

The Monster's Bane.

[TheCountAlucard]

What about it is magical? Is it just a +1 Pitchfork of Genericness?

[TristenC]

Pokey the three-hole-punch

[Alent]

Is it a standard 4 prong pitchfork? If so, go with a Rusty and Co reference and call it a +1 Trident.

[BWR]

Tine (TEE-neh) - a girl's name in Scandinavia. Just another spelling/pronunciation of 'Tina'.

[DaedalusMkV]

The Haymaker.

[Studoku]

This 'ere don't need no name. It's just my pitchfork. Yeah, they say t'wer forged by them dwarves o'er by that mountain and it's sharper than damn near anything else round 'ere but that's no reason to go around callin' it Prongbane the Orc Gouger or one of them fancy names. It's my pitchfork.

[TheThan]

Prong. James Prong.

I think we have a winner here guys.

[Reltzik]

Tiny Tuner. (Tiny because, well, tines. Tuner as in tuning fork, because it's a "pitch" fork.)

[mikeejimbo]

Tiny Tuner. (Tiny because, well, tines. Tuner as in tuning fork, because it's a "pitch" fork.)

Torn between this and Chuck.

[RagingBluMunky]

Peasant's Best Friend
Ol' Pokey
Ol' Stabby
The Pitchfork

[Ralanr]

The Haymaker.

This. I vote this.

I also suggest, "The Noble's Nightmare"

[FlumphPaladin]

The Haymaker

This. I vote this.

Seconded, (also because I thought of the exact same name) but then I saw this...

This 'ere don't need no name. It's just my pitchfork. Yeah, they say t'wer forged by them dwarves o'er by that mountain and it's sharper than damn near anything else round 'ere but that's no reason to go around callin' it Prongbane the Orc Gouger or one of them fancy names. It's my pitchfork.

This right here. THIS is character.

[Cealocanth]

Horace usually makes for a good farm-equipment name, if you want to go simplistic.

If you're going totally overboard I would suggest something like "Morthok the Legendary, Destroyer of Fields"

[Coidzor]

Not-Dennis.

[Joe the Rat]

+1 for The Haymaker.

[Hawkstar]

I'm tossing my vote toward the Haymaker as well. Bonus points if it's able to be thrown.

[FabulousFizban]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: two prongs or three?

[Hawkstar]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: two prongs or three?

Most likely four.

[Reltzik]

Maybe just call it Morton?

[Berenger]

+1 for The Haymaker.

[FabulousFizban]

Most likely four.

Name it (however many prong) two prong don. now say that ten times fast.

[Corey]

Greyhawkian Gothic?

[Corey]

I'm tossing my vote toward the Haymaker as well. Bonus points if it's able to be thrown.

LOL.

I tend to agree, with Chuck for the other pun being runner-up.

[Jay R]

Haybane.extrawords

[JellyPooga]

Another +1 for "The Haymaker" from me...inspired DaedalusMkV, inspired!

[chrisstpeter]

Johnathan P Higglemeyer, Esq.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

Dave. Or Jones, or Hank, or Bert. Something simple.

But the Haymaker and James Prong did make me laugh.

[Mutazoia]

....he could name it after his wife...because, like her, it's old, well used, missing a tooth (or two), but he's had it for ever and just doesn't have the heart to get rid of it.