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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Defeat the summon of the poster above you

    Post summoning something take in some way defeats the summons of the post above you. The only thing you may not summon is Chuck Norris.
    So if the Poster above you had posted "I summon a lvl 1 commoner" you might post "I summon an ordinary house cat"

    So to start things of

    I summon a angry chicken.
    Last edited by somethingrandom; 2015-08-30 at 06:30 PM.

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    I summon Colonel Sanders.

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    I summon the Burger King, with his mad reverse-pickpocketing skills.


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    I summon Jamie Oliver.
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    I summon a tax collector who is also a stern animal rights activist
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    I summon a Swiss bank account
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    I summon Bond...James Bond.


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    It's always AvatarVecna time.

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    I summon a villain who will push the button on his death ray before she starts a monologue.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I summon kinetic energy. Kinetic energy and a bullet.

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    I summon rust to jam your weapon.
    Staring into the dragon's jaw, one quickly learns wisdom. - Steven Brust, Jhereg

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    I summon WD40.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Book Wombat View Post
    It's always AvatarVecna time.

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    I summon a hawk
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    I summon a skilled marksman.
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    I summon the duck hunt dog
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    I summon a robot with a gun.
    In at least one later installment of the game, the dog could be shot. So there.
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    Aspiring optimizers can try their luck in Zinc Saucier XXXIX: Hoist The Colors High

    Quote Originally Posted by Book Wombat View Post
    It's always AvatarVecna time.

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    I summon an Olympic torchbearer.
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    P.Z. - gamer; friend; royalty. 'Tis a pleasure.
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    I summon a vacuum elemental. It's like an air elemental, except the 'air' part.
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    Just "John" is fine.

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    I summon a pile of leaves. Also Airman is a push over by the standards of MM2 and MM in general.
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    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

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    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

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    I summon an overly enthusiastic 7-year-old boy.
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    I summon Mary Poppins.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Book Wombat View Post
    It's always AvatarVecna time.

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    I summon a bag of devouring to replace her bag of holding
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    I summon a portable hole.
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    I summon a very pointy knife
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

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    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    I cast summon bigger fish!
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elenna View Post
    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by AvatarVecna View Post
    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I summon a high end commercial fishing boat.
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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    I summon an iceberg.

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    I summon a vast horde of bartenders in need of ice to put in drinks.
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