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2015-09-28, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* I will no longer trust the absent-minded undead physician when we have a perfectly capable doctor on the team.
** Banned from discussing plans within ear shot of the doctor's ambiguously evil twin.
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2015-09-28, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*If my character has a long-lost twin, we may not have both become True Neutral just so we wouldn't end up in a "good twin vs evil twin" scenario somewhere down the line.
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2015-09-28, 07:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* If another player has obviously ripped of a power ranger for his character, mine cannot obviously homage Kamen Riders, down to having the name.
** Especially if, unlike the other player, I know the source material well enough to have the change last several seconds.
*** My transformation trinket cannot be smarter than the party psycic.
**** My transformation trinket cannot be capable of flight, removing the primary disadvantage.
***** Not allowed to gain several times my normal speed in return for becoming fatigued.
****** The fact that my superhero costume is armour cannot let me resist attacks.
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2015-09-28, 07:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 07:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not turn a game into a 'evil twin, evil twin' plot.
** If the GM introduces two good quadruplets just to keep the balance, I am doing it wrong.
*** Cannot divide the quadruplets into Lawful Good, Lawful Evil, Chaotic Good, Chaotic Evil.
**** Especially if I'm the CE one.
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2015-09-28, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 07:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*May not mentally substitute every other line spoken by the Witch Doctor giving us the grim exposition of our quest with "Ooh-Ee-Ooh-Ah-Ah Ting Tang Walla-Walla Bing-bang"
* That is NOT the verbal component of either the Charm Person nor Eagle's Splendor spells.
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2015-09-28, 07:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-09-28 at 07:58 AM.
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2015-09-28, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
** My entirely generation of siblings have not gone through life in a long queue, so that when one of us falls the next can take his place.
*** Our descriptions should vary by more than the increasing silliness of our mustaches.
*The doctor may not tell anyone to put the lime in the coconut to cure an ailment.
** Chicken soup is not the material component for Cure Disease.
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2015-09-28, 09:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not claim that a certain PC's fiancee has a particularly bad case of it.
*** May not wonder what designs the rings would have.
**** It won't happen till the end of the campaign!
***** You're assuming the PC's clone even survives!
****** Or that he's good at all, instead of being an evil shapeshifter.
* May not repeat a post just because it turned out to be the last post of that page.Last edited by goto124; 2017-07-18 at 03:41 AM.
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2015-09-28, 09:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
****Our family is not sent holiday-cards and occasionally provided with bodyguards and VIP lodging by the Barber-Surgeon's Guild and the Guild of Mustache-Wax Manufacturers.
* My cleric does not need a cup of tea as a material component for Cure Light Wounds.
** Chicken soup is not the material component for Cure Disease.
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2015-09-28, 09:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*I can not tear a rift in time and space for the sole purpose of trapping the Daleks in the Warhammer 40K universe.
**Nor to summon the Daleks to the Warhammer 40K universe.
***Nor can I do either of the above with the Zerg instead.
****I may not force a confrontation between the Zerg and the Tyranids to see who assimilates who.
*****I cannot splice DNA from assorted Zerg organisms into the Ultra Marine Geneseed to quote "Give them something Unique."
******Neither the Nids nor the Zerg want anything the Dalek's have to offer, genetically speaking.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2015-09-28, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
** My theory may not include the idea that she's hot-blooded.
*** I may not 'check it and see'.
**** Or that she has a fever of 103.
***** No, that doesn't explain how she can walk around in the snow bare-chested without issue.
******* Assuming that 'They're all evil shapeshifters' isn't a bad idea. Stabbing them all in the back of the neck to find out if the theory holds kind of is.
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2015-09-28, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* May not add context to the bare-chested thing.
Spoiler: This is the context, don't open it if you want to keep yourself in the dark
** May not state that the PC and his fiancee are both ponies.
*** May not take 5 seconds to realise 103 was in Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
**** May not combine the points above to give a slightly different explanation as to why she can take the chilly snow without wearing much.
***** May never utter the phrase 'she is hot-blooded'.
* Cannot ask if the PC would be into polyamory.Last edited by goto124; 2015-09-28 at 09:36 AM.
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2015-09-28, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
** Nor can I tear a rift in order to smuggle my daughter outside the dimension to escape a prophesy.
*** If it turns out the prophesy can be thwarted by inter-dimensional travel, then it was probably not a very good prophesy to begin with.
**** If the prophesy gets fulfilled by bureaucratic paperwork instead of the PC heroes, then they probably were not very good PCs to begin with.
****** Even if true.
Hilariously, that was actually asked of the PC in character.Last edited by DigoDragon; 2015-09-28 at 09:49 AM.
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2015-09-28, 09:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2015
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- Resting upon my hoard
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*If we are trapped in a labyrinth and we come across a fiend blocking the path, it's all right if we decide to attack him.
**It's not all right if I proceed to eat him alive.
***Even if I rolled a natural 20 on a special attack involving natural weapons, including a bite attack.
****If I have absolutely terrified the halfling (another PC) to the point where he hides behind the other characters when I'm around, I'm doing something horribly wrong.
*****Or horribly right.
******I thought this character was a human?
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2015-09-28, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
** May not tell Digo 'I searched the forums but found nothing, any idea about when and where the related posts are, or at least let us know how the conversation went?'
** May not guess that the character asking the question is a PC who wears a tie and whose name starts with V.
* May not ask how people can be found attractive in a text-based PbP.Last edited by goto124; 2015-09-28 at 10:00 AM.
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2015-09-28, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
** Banned from locating the specific conversation thread because Goto124 asked. And is a cool being in my book.
** No longer allowed to suggest that it helps to have an artist in the group. :3
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2015-09-28, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* No longer allowed to let the bard's mother bribe the city police.
** Visiting hours at the prison should not be 'Until the Benjamins run out'.
*** The following conversation topics are banned when visiting prisoners: murdering city mayors, murdering dragons, murdering mayoral dragons, dimensional travel, and the bitterness of a cup of coffee.
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2015-09-28, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2015
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2015-09-28, 08:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
*My hermit-background character is vetoed if, when asked what his discovery is, I hand the DM a copy of Also Sprach Zarathustra.
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2015-09-28, 08:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-28, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
Last edited by JAL_1138; 2015-09-28 at 08:40 PM.
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2015-09-28, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
Last edited by goto124; 2015-09-28 at 10:45 PM.
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2015-09-29, 05:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
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2015-09-29, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do while Playing IX: GNO GNOMES!
* When the party cleric prays for guidance they should not hear 'I'm sorry, but all our angels are currently busy, please hold...our god is greater, our god is stronger...your prayer is important to us...'
** Even if the celestial beauracracy has been established.
*** Spells are not cast by filling out celestial paperwork.