Kiss or Kill XCV: And I'm All Outta Kisses

[Lateral]

*kiss* or *kill* the person above you. Or do something else. Which I guess means we should really be calling this game 'Kiss or Kill or Something Else'...

*catches Mecha-Canada, slams it into the ground*

[AvatarVecna]

*"Rewards" TPAM with a kiss*

[Xihirli]

AvatarVecna, would you like to be my newest cuddle-buddy?

@Lex: Stop stabbing yourself!

[Lex-Kat]

*Stabs with your own scimitars*

[TheCountAlucard]

(bestows the Infinity Smooch)

(strands Xihirli on Mars with only David Spade for company)

[Orm-Embar]

*casts you in a movie shooting on location - John Carter of Mars II: Back to Mars, Again*

[Strategos]

"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**buries you under a large pile of tulips**

[Dire Moose]

*polymorphs you into a musk ox*

[Lex-Kat]

*Takes aim* "Steady.... steady...." BOOM!! *Kills the Dire Moose* "Anyone want Moose burgers?" she calls out to anyone listening.

[TheCountAlucard]

(gets home from work all grumpy)

(shares woes with)

[Insane Trystane]

*spreads woes evenly anongst every seat in the living room*

*invites everyone present to the newly-furnished Living Room of Woe*

[Zaydos]

*has been spread through a living room*

*eats everyone who enters*

@v: Good thing being a dracolich didn't strip away my racial immunity to poison as a peanut dragon. Redundant immunities for the win. And yes I statted out my species so you could kill them, they're ingrates.

[AvatarVecna]

Joke's on you, I was covered in ingested poison! Even better, it's been enchanted to affect undead, but since I'm just covered with it (and it's not a contact poison, but an ingested poison), you get poisoned while I'm safe and sound.

[TheCountAlucard]

(pulls the poison out and spreads you over crackers with telekinesis, serves)

[Strategos]

"Good Morning!"
**hugs**
**politely declines the crackers**
**slowly moves towards the door before she's forced to eat someone/get's eaten herself**

[Orm-Embar]

You forgot your door prizes! *gives you a free tee-shirt, a backstage pass to see the band, and a rare baseball card showing the Pope in his rookie year - you know, when he broke into the major leagues with the Padres*

Sorry folks, those were the last ones.

[Xihirli]

Okay, last time, guys. Serious. But this is just the perfect thread for it.

[Zaydos]

*stabs*

*points out you were ninja'd again in the pony thread*

[TheCountAlucard]

(asks you to read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie as a bedtime story)

[Orm-Embar]

*Reads story out loud, doing all the voices*
*Turns out all lights*
*Leaves you in darkness with only monsters under bed for company*

[Lex-Kat]

*cuddles with Alucard* You'll protect me!

[Xihirli]

[Lateral]

Sorry, who's killing you? *kill*

[Dire Moose]

*douses with fire hose*

[Lex-Kat]

*Comparison test of Dire Moose Burger vs. Dragon Prime*

[TheCountAlucard]

(protects from the monsters)

[AvatarVecna]

*protects monsters from Alucard*

[Strategos]

(smooches)

(exits, stage left)

[Zaydos]

*enters stage left*

*performs The King in Yellow*

[Drakeburn]

*opens secret trapdoor under Zaydos*

This trapdoor leads down to the lair of a jelly dragon.