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    Viridia: “I'm gonna roll Intelligence and Barter for knowledge of Kingdom Kuntakinte.”
    Rolls: *Success*
    Doc: “Looks like you have knowledge of her... Roots.”

    Doc: (Starts playing with the cyber-surgeon pod) “Don't worry, Baqir. Just looking at the specs here. You keep on relaxing in your little pod.”
    Viridia: “You know what you have to do, Doc. Give him breast implants.”

    Doc: *Looks through the cybernetic unicorn horns*
    GM: “The level of realism ranged from ‘Vaguely an antennae’, to 'If he got caught holding this somepony would think he's a sociopath'.”
    Doc: (Looks at the cyberwings too) “Now there's a prank idea. Too bad Everfrost knows nothing about alicorns.”

    GM: “’Get your little friend to knock her while her back is turned,’ Cassidy whispered in Viridia's ear, sounding serious.”
    Viridia: “Viridia blinked and wondered whether she could flirt with the third voice in her head.”
    GM: “Haha, whoops! Also, Cassidy looks suspiciously like Viridia's and Tirkes's hypothetical love child.”
    Viridia: “Hate is a special kind of love.”

    GM: “At a certain point, Doc heard a 'poof' sound that came from right behind him. Then a small blue filly with longish dark green hair fell from the ceiling, followed by a small black ball of fluff. The filly landed on what seemed to be a large butt implant about as wide as the filly was tall, however, so she happened to land on the only thing that could be considered a safe landing in the room.”

    Stitcheart: “I thought I told you not to let anyone just prance their way in here!”
    Doc: “Well technically, they teleported.”
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    Gear:Yes Adepha, we've already Established that I accidentally married you and Spark to each other and you've been dragon married since we were like, eleven.
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    "As the moral center of this party, I should be the one who decides whether or not we summon Satan."
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    DM: Why do I feel like even hearing these conversation occur is slowly making me a worse person?
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    The filly landed on what seemed to be a large butt implant about as wide as the filly was tall, however, so she happened to land on the only thing that could be considered a safe landing in the room.”
    Not hindquarters or flank?

    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon
    Stitcheart: “I thought I told you not to let anyone just prance their way in here!”
    Doc: “Well technically, they teleported.”
    Not that Doc could've have stopped them!

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    Gear:Yes Adepha, we've already Established that I accidentally married you and Spark to each other and you've been dragon married since we were like, eleven.
    Hurrah for loopholes?


    Quote Originally Posted by Aran nu tasar View Post
    "As the moral center of this party, I should be the one who decides whether or not we summon Satan."
    Uh yeah, that sounds like an important decision best left to the moral center. XD


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    DM: Why do I feel like even hearing these conversation occur is slowly making me a worse person?
    Because PCs do corrupt one another.


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    Not hindquarters or flank?
    I don't know, but given the cost of these implants, I guess they can call it whatever they want. :D
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    DM: "You see a guard standing outside the gate."
    Halfling Barbarian: "How tall is he?"
    DM: "About six feet."
    Halfing Barbarian: "I'm going to jump over him!"

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    Shibu: There are several different types of mechanical difficulties and I'd think I'd rather not know what type you're referring to.
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    Me: have I been sold, or is a new character sheet not required?
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    Hurrah for loopholes?
    Spark: Yes Hurrah Digo, Why wouldn't be.

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    Doc: “I'm going to have to keep Stitch from experimenting on Captain Jack, aren't I?”
    Viridia: “She can do what she likes with the mutt. His betrayal shall never be forgiven.”
    Doc: “Ah. Then the dog will probably just have to blink his way out of trouble. Doc is more concerned for the orphaned filly who can't teleport anyway.”
    Viridia: “More NPCs for the love-wagon. Let's pry Andante off the whiskey and christen this bad boy.”
    Doc: *Snerk* “That what we're calling it now? Well if [Seaweed] is going to stick around, I suppose Doc could adopt her Seaweed could adopt Doc.”

    GM: “Soon, the answer as to why Andante is entirely and utterly useless shall be answered!”
    Viridia: “This Sunday night at suuuuuuuuperslam!

    GM: “For a few moments, it looked like Andante had simply vanished, but then a tiny bug thing came into Viridia's line of sight. Her legs were a little longer and she looked a little thinner overall, but otherwise it was still clearly Andante Shine.”
    Viridia: “I thought she was a freaky fish pony. But that's Breezie, right?”
    GM: “Yep!”
    Viridia: “You... You're... You're...” (howling with laughter)

    Stellar: “Stitchheart's just downstairs. Come on, [Cassidy], let's get you seen to.”
    Strawberry: “Hey, you cut her up and now you're taking her downstairs? What kind of crazy pony are you? Do you think you can just take my stuff?”
    Moon: “She's the sort of crazy that'll kill to protect a stranger she's never even met.”
    Stellar: “Uh... thanks, I guess?”
    Moon: “And yeah, I think we can do whatever we want because you certainly aren't going to stop us, and Fan Knife isn't going to object.”

    Moon: “I'm trying to think of a non-lethal way to kneecap someone with lasers.”
    Doc: “I’d just shoot them in the knee. They'll live. …Or maybe take an aimed attack and pistol-whip her?”
    Moon: “Moonshadow can't hit things physically. Seaweed would be better at it then her.”
    Doc: (Checks stats) “Moonshadow has Unarmed 14, Melee 8, and Doc has Unarmed 12, Melee 9. So Doc and Moon can get themselves into a drunken brawl against each other, and end up not even touching one another?”
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    I didn't even know Breezies are an MLP race!

    Erm... explanation for the last joke please?

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    I didn't even know Breezies are an MLP race!
    It caught us all by surprise. Though In-Character only Viridia knows this secret.


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    Erm... explanation for the last joke please?
    Basically Moonshadow and Doc have the lowest melee and hoof-to-hoof fighting skills in the team. The numbers I read off were the percentages to hit a target. So if those two fought each other in melee, they's probably miss a lot.
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    In a masquerade setting within two minutes of starting the campaign.

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    Bartender "Err, do I need to roll to catch this?"

    GM ... While it would be fun to break the Mcguffin within two minutes, you are not quite that incompetent.
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    *in Sing-song voice* "Heeeey, come baaaack! I just want to play 'hide the grenade!"
    "You Win! You WIN! Just Keep That Away From Me!"
    *still sing-song* "But we haven't gotten to the good part yet."
    "I AM NOT PLAYING ANY GAME THAT INVOLVES ME TAKING OFF MY PANTS!"
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    I'm impressed taking off your pants is the main reason you don't want to play that game

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    GM ... While it would be fun to break the Mcguffin within two minutes, you are not quite that incompetent.
    My old local group did that once. XD
    I let them, and then they had to figure out a way to make a fake because they realized after the fact it would have been a really good bargaining chip.

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    "I AM NOT PLAYING ANY GAME THAT INVOLVES ME TAKING OFF MY PANTS!"
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    I'm impressed taking off your pants is the main reason you don't want to play that game
    You don't know where she intended to hide the grenade.

    Quote Originally Posted by DigoDragon View Post
    Well, I can think of one game.
    This is not "smuggle the sausage".
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    Gene: Wait, if we get caught, we're probably getting a death sentence, right?
    DM: Correct.
    Gene: So it's impossible to punish us even worse....
    DM; Why do I not like where this is going?
    Gene: .....so we have no reason to not take any and every action to avoid capture......
    Gene: So logically, we should be war criming even harder now!
    DM: I just signed this setting's death warrant, didn't I.
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    Elven sounds like such a poetic language, that is until you know what's actually being said. Seriously, its the opposite of German.
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    Stonelord: "Why would I allow you to mess with my weapon?"
    Alchemist: "I have Magical Tinkering."
    Stonelord: "I have Craft (weapons)."
    Alchemist: "But I want to add a steam-powered engine to your hammer!"
    Stonelord: "THAT I will allow."

    Druid: "Okay, so I'm going to start the game with five siege engines... but I'm too weak to push them!"

    Warder: "I'm an elf dwarven defender."

    GM: " 'What's a veh--v--'... He vomits."
    Stonelord: "Stinking half-elf!"
    Warder (OOC): "I've never heard anyone vomit on a 'v'."
    Alchemist (OOC): "You haven't been on 4chan in a while."

    Druid: "At the very least I can stop [the dwarf] from procreating... for ten hours."
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    Elven sounds like such a poetic language, that is until you know what's actually being said. Seriously, its the opposite of German.
    Related.

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    DM: I just signed this setting's death warrant, didn't I.
    Yep, you did.

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    Alchemist (OOC): "You haven't been on 4chan in a while."
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    Gizmo: “I'm still trying to figure out if this is a monster attack or a friendship emergency as is the norm in Ponyville.”
    Reuben: “If the latter, we should have it wrapped in in 30 minutes, right?”
    Morning: “I dunno, I'm getting a 45 minute feeling from this one. Is there a weird box with six keyholes or pseudo-Marxism involved?”
    Reuben: “Oh Celestia... losing his ability to cook would devastate Reuben.”
    Gizmo: “Rueben's got it bad? What will happen if Gizmo loses his big, beautiful, sexy brain?”
    Reuben: “Scary to think of Reuben being ‘equally smart’ to Gizmo.”
    Morning: “And Morning Star would lose... her desire to inspire ponies to be better and help them? ...Would the cutie unmarking make her EVIL?”

    GM: “Guess what time it is? It's time for the once-a-season exposition dump by a princess and attack of some ancient hellspawn!”

    Gizmo: “What do you suppose will happen if we put the helmet on with the ruby still intact?”
    Reuben: “I'm not a smart science pony, and even *I* think that's not a good idea.”
    Gizmo: “But you cannot throw away the fact that we might learn more of the gem’s purposes if it is still intact in the helmet.”
    Reuben: “Okay, but... evil is not a fashion accessory! Don't wear it.”
    Twilight: “Autumn, I was told by Rainbow Dash that you are a reliable pony. Could you please make sure that nopony tries to get themselves possessed by pony-knows-what?”
    Autumn: *Cuffs Gizmo upside the head with a wingtip*

    Reuben: “I will Bits-&-Bobs a stale loaf of Prench bread and beat the chaos magic out of Gizmo.”

    Reuben: “Reuben is calculating how flammable he is, and whether he has any recipes he could modify to use as a distracting snack.”

    Gizmo: “Theory number three—Ancient Equestrian Lasers!”
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    Was that in or out of character when people started talking about 30-minute marks?

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    Was that in or out of character when people started talking about 30-minute marks?
    Out of character. If it were In character that 4th wall would have been destroyed. :D
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    Heh. Gizmo frequently requires cuffing. But I'd forgotten about this one practically on the order of the princess.

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    Droid Mechanic: I make a fake copy of myself. *rolls*
    GM: it looks like a child's idea of a robot.

    Droid Mechanic: one of your secret identities owns me.
    Spy: I have to figure out which one.
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    Heh. Gizmo frequently requires cuffing. But I'd forgotten about this one practically on the order of the princess.
    This one is by far the crowning one.


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    Droid Mechanic: one of your secret identities owns me.
    Spy: I have to figure out which one.
    That's funny. :3
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    Droid Mechanic: I know what's in a box, Darth Darth Binks!

    GM: nobody would trust one with a lightsaber!

    Spy: no, this is serious business, I'll save the pickup lines for later.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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