D&D Demotivators X: X Never marks the spot

[Yora]

You got snow? Here in Europe spring started two weeks ago.

[Andezzar]

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[thorr-kan]

You got snow? Here in Europe spring started two weeks ago.

The US Midwest is experiencing a February snowfall that hasn't been seen for decades. It's a lot like my misspent youth in the 70s and 80s.

But hey, Pux. Phil doesn't certify his results for outside the US. He's *OUR* problem. :)

[Yora]

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The image is from Eberron. I believe some 4th Edition book. The quotes are all Fury Road.

[Rockphed]

Spoiler: With another 2"-4" of snow due Friday and with February 2019 the 4th snowiest in MN history, I'm breaking the forum rules on politics!

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I'm pretty sure that Phil's coverage area is Punxatawny, PA and environs, not Minnesota.

[Keltest]

I'm pretty sure that Phil's coverage area is Punxatawny, PA and environs, not Minnesota.

Im in PA. The groundhog is fired. I was promised spring, damnit! This is not spring!

[thorr-kan]

I'm pretty sure that Phil's coverage area is Punxatawny, PA and environs, not Minnesota.

He's the go-to whistle pig for national news. It's his fault.

Impeach the rodent!

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He's the go-to whistle pig for national news. It's his fault.

Impeach the rodent!

Now now, I'm sure we can all agree that there is significant information loss in translation from groundhogese to english. Surely it all depends on what the meaning of *whistle-snort-braap* is.

That said, I wonder if groundhog is tasty. And would serving grilled groundhog near Phil improve or degrade his performance?

[Largo833]

Spoiler: With another 2"-4" of snow due Friday and with February 2019 the 4th snowiest in MN history, I'm breaking the forum rules on politics!

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As a Minnesotan myself, I actually feel like it's one of the places where Phil can't ever be wrong- he's predicting whether we'll have six more weeks of winter or an early spring, but up here, six more weeks of winter is an early spring.

[thorr-kan]

As a Minnesotan myself, I actually feel like it's one of the places where Phil can't ever be wrong- he's predicting whether we'll have six more weeks of winter or an early spring, but up here, six more weeks of winter is an early spring.

Irrelevant! Impeach the whistle pig now!

I'm originally from the Yoop. We had snow days all four Mondays after Mother's Day when I as in high school. Hell, I pelted my old man with a snow ball on *Father's Day* one year while cutting wood. (It was cool spring, a north facing slope in a heavily wooded ravine, under some conifers. That was some *nasty* snow.)

[Braininthejar2]

[Lord Raziere]

[Braininthejar2]

What happened to this thread? It used to be so much more active in the last 9 incarnations.

[Cluedrew]

What happened to this thread? It used to be so much more active in the last 9 incarnations.

Maybe after 9 threads people ran out of ideas. Or maybe finding image hosting became harder and that through people off. The fact I need an account for this things kept me from ever doing a formal poster. (I would do an image with some centered text below it.)

Something I have considered, usually for Quotes you can Build a Character Off Of, was to do a highlights series through the older stuff people have posted. And you have a lot more archives to go through for Demotivational Posters. And I would love to see highlights for "Yes the PCs have been here" or the overpowered lich series.

[Braininthejar2]

i prefer creating my own stuff to digging through old archives. using imgbb for hosting.

[alanek2002]

Hrm.

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There.

[danielxcutter]

Hrm.

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There.

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Also, it's Eberron, not Ebberon. Yeah, I used to make that mistake a lot too.

[alanek2002]

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Also, it's Eberron, not Ebberon. Yeah, I used to make that mistake a lot too.

it was eberron after that fight, they damaged one of the b's.

edit: no context, neat image.

[thorr-kan]

it was eberron after that fight, they damaged one of the b's.

"I smell rationalization."

"No, you don't. It's legit; I'll allow it!"

[Segev]

it was eberron after that fight, they damaged one of the b's.

edit: no context, neat image.

Funny story: in a Mage game I was in once, a player couldn’t think of what to do with his last freebie point, so convinced the ST to allow him to make the G on his character page bigger with it.

I vaguely recall that his actually came up and was mildly useful in game, once. Sadly, I forget how.

[thorr-kan]

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[Braininthejar2]

I thought this deserved a meme.

[thorr-kan]

I thought this deserved a meme.

Two thumbs *WAY* up.

Truly we live in the end time, eh? (According to people I trust...it actually works as an RPG.)

[a_flemish_guy]

[danielxcutter]

I like that one!

[thorr-kan]

You know, I enjoyed Captain Marvel.

But in my heart-of-hearts, I'd hoped Carol Danvers would make her way into Fox's X-Men canon as Binary as part of the Starjammers. That would have been awesome. Oh well, for what-coulda-been.

[Man on Fire]

The only problem with template-stacking is the eventually the GM realizes he can do it to his monsters, too.

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*images not mine- I'm really bad at coming up with demotivators; sorry if that violates the rules of the thread

Hey, that last one in mine :D
Brings back memories

[Yora]

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[Yora]

So I was just reading about the factions in Planescape and the believes of the Fraternity of Order specifically:

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"You are technically correct. The best kind of correct."