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    Orc in the Playground
    Join Date
    Feb 2016

    Default Character Obituaries

    All adventures end. Some later, some sooner, and some in the most gory, humiliating and spectacular way possible. Let's share our best ones here. Possibly with their epitaph, if you remember it.

    Ethernum, Level 8 Antipaladin
    Cause of death: eaten by ants.
    Last words: "I hate asking for help, but..."

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    Titan in the Playground
     
    Inevitability's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Arcadia
    Gender
    Intersex

    Default Re: Character Obituaries

    Olaf Bonadrovich, Level 3 Earth Dwarf Duskblade
    Cause of death: Split personality. 'Personality' means 'body' here.
    Last words: "I! Will! Die! Standing!"
    Creator of the LA-assignment thread.

    Come join the new Junkyard Wars and build with SLAs and a breath weapon!

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    Extended signature!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Right Behind You
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Character Obituaries

    Marcus "Aces" Scaurus
    Healer, Werewolf, Soldier, Spy
    Cause of Death: DM Fiat
    Last Words: Let's get this over with.


    Sven Erickson
    Dwarf Fighter
    Cause of Death: Assassination by Black Market
    Last words: Hey guys, you're gonna wanna watch this.

    John Falkirk
    Human Fighter/Sheriff
    Cause of Death: Heroic Sacrifice/Horde of Undead
    Last Words: I AM JOHN FALKIRK! YOU! WILL! NOT! HARM! MY! TOWN!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    WolfInSheepsClothing

    Join Date
    Nov 2013

    Default Re: Character Obituaries

    Jarod, human soldier in Swse

    Me: you don't have the courage to press that button!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    PirateCaptain

    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Unknown
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Character Obituaries

    Name: Josen Artimar, Azorius Senate Enforcer
    Cause of Death: Cut in half by an Orc's shortsword.
    Last Words: "I'm taking you in! Dead! Or Alive!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Zap Dynamic View Post
    Ninjadeadbeard just ninja'd my post. How apt.
    Ninjadeadbeard's Extended Homebrew

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ReaderAt2046's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Character Obituaries

    Brian Patrick Hood:
    PC Cultist and Unexpected Hero in Call of Cthulhu
    Cause of Death: Stabbed by a scorpion monster after rescuing a young girl from its clutches.
    Last Words "It is given to man to have dominion over your kind. You should have known this."
    Special Note: Posthumously ascended to divine status.

    Gu So Zin
    Last True Heir To The Throne Of The Fire Lord
    Cause of Death: Succeeded on a Will save to not be healed. I knew that the one trying to heal me was an enemy, and if my body remained alive they would rip out my soul and condemn me to eternal damnation.
    Last Words None.
    Prince Fraternal of Pudding, Snuzzlepal, Feezy Squeez Lover, MP, Member of The Most Noble And Ancient Order Of St. George, King of Gae Parabolae.

    Lego Ergo Sum

    "Everyone's cute if you just look at them the right way"~Rebekah Patton Durham, Princess of Pudding.

    "If they have stats, we can kill them... I'd like to point out that we also have stats..." ~ PhoenixGuard09.

    Warhammer 40K: Where the faction that is a cross between the Inquisition and Space Nazis are the good guys.

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