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What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
Ever have your PCs vanquish the Evil WizardTM, and then they ask what's in his extensive library? "Uh, well, there's his spellbook, of course. I mean spellbooks (he's got several), and, uh, something on Necromancy, probably." Wouldn't it be great to have a list of books ready to hand?
The titles are listed in the order they appear in this thread. We now have over 1000 titles of varying levels of seriousness.
Spoiler: 0001-01000001: The Art of Necromancy – Kezmebal
0002: Kadul’s Transmutation – Aman Kadul
0003: Alchemy and Artifacy – Dhoari Sehnisal (translated from Elven by Bartholomew Cubbins)
0004: Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
0005: Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
0006: Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
0007: Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orc
0008: Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
0009: Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
0010: Call of the Wight - By Black Abandon
0011: Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
0012: Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili Humatione
0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody
0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak
0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet
0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous
0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar
0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.
0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln
0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe
0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost Haklebeth
0041: Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.
0042: Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.
0043: Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.
0044: The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem
0045: Empty Matter and Probability Travel - Chloe Zell
0046: The Pelor Delusion - J. Nalth
0047: Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.
0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main
0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.
0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick Paarman
0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great
0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio Portenti
0076: Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
0077: Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
0078: Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
0079: Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
0080: To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
0081: Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
0082: Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoul
0083: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
0084: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
0085: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
0086: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
0087: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
0088: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
0089: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
0090: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
0091: Journal of <too damaged to read>
0092: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
0093: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
0094: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
0095: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
0096: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
0097: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
0098: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
0099: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
0100: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the MarutSpoiler: 0101-02000101: Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
0102: The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
0103: Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
0104: Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
0105: Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
0106: A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
0107: The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
0108: 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
0109: Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
0110: Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki Illapanni
0111: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.
0112: Metamagical Principles - Quertus
0113: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
0114: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
0115: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
0116: Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
0117: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
0118: Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
0119: Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
0120: A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
0121: A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
0122: The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
0123: Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
0124: The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
0125: A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
0126: Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
0127: Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
0128: Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}
0129: - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
0130: - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys
0131: - Why Kenders are a Menace to Society, and How to Get Rid of Them
0132: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
0133: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello
0134: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
0135: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings
0136: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
0137: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
0138: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
0139: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
0140: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
0141: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
0142: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
0143: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis
0144: Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
0145: Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
0146: A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto Seren
0147: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
0148: Introduction to the Arcane
0149: Bestiary of [Region]
0150: Histories of [Region]
0151: On History
0152: On Religion
0153: Liber Ivonis
0154: Liber Mortis
0155: Book of Eibon
0156: Book of Lod
0157: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
0158: De Vermis Mysteriis
0159: On the Sending Out of the Soul
0160: Pnakotic Manuscripts
0161: Revelations of Glaaki
0162: Tarsioid Psalms
0163: Azathoth and Other Horrors
0164: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
0165: The Daemonolorum
0166: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
0167: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
0168: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
0169: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
0170: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
0171: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
0172: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata
0173: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
0174: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius
0175: Spirits and their quirks; a guide to being at one with the cosmos - an anonymous monk
0176: Archmage to Wu-jen; a comprehensive guide to spellcasting traditions - Frank, Archivist of Boccob
0177: Speaking with Illithids (Book 1 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0178: A Myconid at Midnight (Book 2 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0179: The Eye of the Beholder (Book 3 of the Underdark Trilogy) - Gasiad Highbranch
0180: Adventures on the Shining Sea - Verra Bronzeshield
0181: Common Oozes and How to Eradicate Them - Annen Wribrook
0182: Draconic-Infernal Dictionary
0183: Guide to the Inns and Taverns of Sigil - Markus the Unspeakable
0184: Great Wheel, Great Tree: Cosmology in the Fifteenth Century - Bori Gunulbar
0185: The History of the Dead Three, and Other Tales - compiled by Ulil Moruro
0186: The History of Tymora and Beshaba - Iriel Harlonde
0187: treatise on traps v1 by ralkin brachyr
0188: treatise on traps v2, field combat by ralkin brachyr
0189: treatise on traps v3, magical traps by ralkin brachyr
0190: begginer merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0191: advanced merger on lei and mechanical engineering by ralkin brachyr
0192: self constructing robotics by ralkin brachyr
0193: a whispered suggestion; oliver cormorant
0194: racial anatomics and arcane evolution by barricha longleaf
0195: Symboldex by huuran althola
0196: scrying for beginners by huuran althola
0197: on good necromancy; a study by huuran althola
0198: will and the inevitable; oliver cormorant
0199: - Sepulchral Musings, by Vermias Laravan (a bold defense of why Necromancy is theologically acceptable)
0200: - Soul-induced magicks and residual magicks, an Introduction, a collaboration between the Wizarding Academy of Ardin and the Church of Boccob.Spoiler: 0201-03000201: - First-order magicks and second-order magicks, an advanced Guide, by the Church of Boccob.
0202: - The strain of magic on our minds and how to handle it, by Drogyn Lerson.
0203: - The current state of research on Transmutation, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0204: - Baleful Polymorph : an Arcane Thesis, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0205: - The reversibility of Transmutation's undulatory trace, or my challenge to the Elven school of thought, by Honorary Archwizard Eleanor Kain.
0206: - Is Eleanor Kain a Fraud?, by Master Wizard Andiniel Falnëor.
0207: - An account of the Transmutation Controversy, and how Master Falnëor spent one year trapped inside a bottle, by Zell Taran.
0208: A detailed biography of Swordsmaster Alonna de Valpierre, by Zell Taran.
0209: Tales and Poems of Balgan, by Zell Taran
0210: Soul Density: Find the Right Gem for Your Target, by Zeman Fondly
0211: On the Ethics of Pixie Dust as a Spell Component - Astra Glitterwing (translated from Sylvan by Raielan Sy'Ar)
0212: I Spied for the Faerie Queens: Branwen Kitsune TELLS ALL! - Branwen Kitsune
0213: To Capture a Swamp-Nymph - Alcazar Blackvale
0214: The Masks we Wear - Jacquen H'ghar
0215: The Power of Symbols - author unknown
0216: Advanced Needlework: Stitches that Hold - Riven Skarrgrim
0217: Mummification for Advanced Studies - Hetsut Ahnemtophet et al.
0218: Liver, Bladder and Other Squishy Bits - Irvan Wquerish
0219: Experimental Alchemy for Magical Practitioners - Osmahax the Unclean
0220: Blasphemous Rituals Volume XIII - Durok the Weaver of Shadows
0221: Lost in Translation: Why Isn't Your Spell Working?, by Augustus Sequentis
0222: Alternate Endings. A Compendium of Cases in Which the Knight Didn't Save the Damsel, by Ulrike Vonvongard
0223: How To Survive a Night with An Undead, by Erwig the Tomb-Tainted
0224: Shrinking: What's the Limit?, by Bob the Bomber
0225: Magickaholic: Who Needs Sunshine?, by Haribert Funklauncher
0226: War and Pieces. My Battlefield Collection, by Vendor the Grafter
0227: The Eldritch Theurge as Alternative to a Gunship. Practical Considerations, by Gen. Danton Kradus
0228: Is Eating while Casting Unhealthy?, by Bobocop Copperman
0229: Magickea, Current Era Catalogue.
0230: The Lost Heap, or, Why the Best Die First (and How to Profit from It), by Bacchanus Metalli
0231: Life, Death and Undeath of Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich - Xzp'arsxzy'r'ltis the Lich (autobiography)
0232: Magic in Blood - Autopsy of Elf - Ismaraz the Devourer
0233: Magic and Blood - Practical Guide to Sorcerors - Malakarai the Red
0234: Blood Magic - Practical Guide - Ahemar Qaradis
0235: Dark Arts: Artisan's Guide to Black and Gray - Mrazand Mazaridin
0236: Necromantic Circles and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0237: Stone Circles of [insert world] - Uraz Graabraz
0238: Astronomical Phenomena of [insert world] and Their Various Effects on Summoning, Binding and Banishing - Caspar Viridinis
0239: To Acquire Mastery of Ray Spells - Nirsind I'alvaar
0240: Demonical Effigies of [insert country] - Raisin Marjorie
0241: Combat Trigonometry, or: How To Not Incinerate Your Allies - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
0242: Thoughts on the Conquest of Encier - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Archanamach
0243: A True History of the Suelese Conquest - Tarquel V, Last Queen-Bishop of Encier.
0244: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. I: Why Friends Don't Let Friends Near the Deck of Many Things - Mercer, Elven Rogue.
0245: How Bad Could It Be? Vol. II: Why One Should Not Question A Beholder's Life Choices - Mercer, Elven Rogue and onetime Statue.
0246: How Bad Could It Be? Vol, III: Why Friends Don't Let Familiars Near the Deck of Many Things Either - Mercer, Silver Wyrm, onetime Statue and erstwhile Elven Rogue.
0247: The Fourth Voyage Across the Sea - Lord Salvadore Perissus
0248: Threats Transcending Borders, a Treatise Written For All Kingdoms - Wesley Garrosh
0249: Wesley Garrosh is a Damned Liar - Riker Garrosh
0250: Lighting A Flame In The Phlogiston, and Other Errors: A Critique of Fleet Strategy in the Second Unhuman War - Captain-Commodore Icarus Moonshadow, Elven Imperial Navy (discharged)
0251: Five Proposals for the Improvement of Crop Yields by Means Arcane and Divine - Stanson Wilders
0252: Transmundane Agriculture is a Threat to the Common Man - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0253: Deregulate Agricultural Magic Now! - Lady Ellacia Derezan, Baron Kyndale
0254: The Economic Miracle of Kyndale - Sun Liling
0255: A Study of the Environmental Hazards Associated with Uncontrolled Sorcery - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0256: Transmundane Agriculture: The Future Starts Today! - Stanson Wilders
0257: A Legal Framework for the Outlawing of Magically-Enhanced Farming - Korali Amberspark, Court Mage to Mayor Openhand
0258: Open Letter to Miss. Amberspark, 23rd Myrtul 1492 - Stanson Wilders
0259: Proceedings of 2nd Kythorn 1492: The Trial of Mr. Stanson Wilders for the Crime of Seditious Libel - Arravash Magistrate's Court
0260: Ethics of Transformation Magic on Nonhumans- Koljor Ardelat
0261: An Exploration in the Magic of Fallen Civilizations- Dhara Nolher
0262: Musings on the Consumption of Thoughts - K'llthol Nikqarhll - translated from the initial illithid by Gharen "The Mad"
0263: Natural Heirarchies of All Beings, Mortal and Immortal - Gharen "The Mad"
0264: Notes on Various Effects of Wild Magic on Gnollish Physiology - Gadren Thusorn
0265: An Introduction to Goblinoid Courting - Druv Volgu
0266: Rust Monsters: Housing and Care - Alden Winstanley
0267: The Many Uses of an Unseen Servant - Julius Omond
0268: A Comparison of Longbows and Shortbows
0269: A Criticism of the Cultural Leaders of the City
0270: A Discussion of the Maintenance of the Crossbow-pistol and Sword
0271: A Tutorial of Ancient Sorceries
0272: An Abridged Peacetime Comparison of Tridents and Darts
0273: An Overview of The Courtship Rituals of The Cyclops
0274: Ancient Theurgy
0275: Classic Evocations for Enchanters
0276: Current Studies of The Respiratory System of Trolls
0277: Falsehoods Concerning the Legendary Clerics of the Territories
0278: Goblins' Mating Habits
0279: Minions Serving the Vengeance Gods
0280: Sayings of the Great Birth Goddess
0281: Summoning for the Wizard
0282: The Barony's Ideological Crimes
0283: The Codex of Enchantment
0284: The Legendary Blasphemers of the Plant God
0285: The Peacetime Use of Remedial Evocations
0286: The Rituals of the Forge Goddess
0287: The Skeletal System of Harpies
0288: The Early Chronicle of the Territories
0289: The Social Heirarchies of Minotaurs: Common Superstitions
0290: The Courage God's Sanctuaries
0291: The All-Seeing Plant Gods' Rituals
0292: The Luck Goddesses' Nonbelievers
0293: The Respiratory System of Unicorns
0294: Transfigurations for the Illusionist
0295: The States' Annals
0296: The Priesthood of the All-Wise Animal Gods
0297: Glandular System of the Bugbear and the Hippogriff: Differences
0298: The Shiv and Spear: Manufacture
0299: The Mysterious Temples Built for the All-Seeing Healing God
0300: Abjuration for MagiSpoiler: 0301-04000301: The Glaive: Covert Use
0302: Hydras' Excretory System
0303: The Guide for Practice Charms
0304: The City's Forgotten Murderers
0305: The Muscular System of Ettins: New Speculations
0306: Maintenance of the Shiv and Stiletto
0307: The Capitol's Infamous Thinkers
0308: Practical Alchemy
0309: Alchemy Vitae
0310: Alchemy Avitae
0311: Alchemy: The Central Magic
0312: Introductory Herbalism
0313: Mystical Herbs
0314: Material and Magical Balances in Alchemical Engineering
0315: Principles of Enchantment
0316: Humanoid Enchantment
0317: Thermoalchemy
0318: Purification of wolfbane extract in owlbear fat solvents.
0319: Longevity effects on enchantment resistance among elven priests
0320: Sobriety as charm vulnerability in adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1214
0321: Sobriety as charm resistance in adult dwarves - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
0322: Sobriety has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1216
0323: The effects of alcohol on dwarven charm resistance evaluated on a per alcohol basis - Mordak Gemweaver, 1215
0324: Sobriety still has no effect on charm efficacy among adult dwarves - Uther Stonewarden, 1217
0325: Alchemical analysis of blood alchohol concentration in dwarves - Abernath The Great, 1219
0326: Charm susceptability as an effect of blood alcohol level in adult dwarven populations - Uther Stonewarden and Mordak Gemweaver, 1220
0327: Maximizing generational size changes in mammal-amphibian crossbreeding
0328: Possible applications for subterranean mushroom spores in production of potion precursors
0329: Fluffy Bunnies vol. I
0330: Fluffy Bunnies vol. II - Too Fluffy
0331: Fluffy Bunnies vol. III - Soooo Fluffy
0332: This Old Dungeon (by Bob Villain)
0333: Proceedings of the 1043rd International Conference on Calling, Summoning, and Teleportation
0334: Don't Do What Donny Don't Does: First Principles of Safe Spellcasting
0335: I Know You're Reading This Title, [Player Character's name]
0336: Break Those Chains That Bind You
0337: Observation of Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen Entanglement on Supraquantum Structures by Induction Through Nonlinear Transuranic Crystal of Extremely Long Wavelength (ELW) Pulse from Mode-Locked Source Array
0338: Flammable Objects: A Comprehensive List
0339: 666 Things to Do In The Lower Planes
0340: Making Friends: My Life As A Golem Crafter
0341: Potions I Have Known And Loved
0342: Military Applications of the Alchemic Transmutation of Essence of Pitchblende
0343: The Shrieking Wind: An Interview With the Abyssal Prince Miska the Wolf-Spider During His Exile In Pandemonium
0344: The Biblionomicon
0345: Asses and Gasses: A Study Of Equines of the Elemental Plane of Air
0346: The Book Of Vexingly Insufficient Light
0347: Lose Weight The Antigravity Way
0348: On the Existence and Measurement of the Six Fundamentals of Individuals.- St. Deco Inwich
0349: How to Cast 'Friends' and Influence People: A Guide to Effective Charms- by Dill Carnough
0350: No More Guano: Basic Magic Foci Construction- by Eve Oaker.
0351: The Infiltration of Incompetent's Isthmus: A Primer on Martial Application of Magic- by Major General Sir Shaka deHannibal.
0352: Combat Abjuration, or: How To Not Get Incinerated - Renault 'Red' Blaine, Evoker Extraordinaire.
0353: Living On A Prayer: Memoirs of a Sacred Exorcist - Maurice Helgred, Sword of St. Cuthbert
0354: The Burning Hate, Being A Revelation Of The Dark Secrets Of The So-Called Shining One - Unknown
0355: The Vital Pact - Argyll Te'Shea
0356: Malconvokation and Malfeasance: On Certain Heresies Against The Sun Father - Archbishop Jozan, Church Inquisitor to the Peloran Faithful
0357: Of Mice and Men: Transmutation, Sapience and the Soul
0358: Of Mice and Men: Using Divination to Prevent Disaster
0359: Of Mice and Men: On My Experience As An Urban Druid
0360: Of Mice and Men: A Treatise on Company (from cohorts to familiars)
0361: Theoretical Concepts Behind Constructing a Philosopher's Stone- by N. Flameel (with intro by Harold Ceramicist)
0362: 5th Dimensional Constructs and their Applications- by Pauli Hidron
0363: The Searing Catalog: Mail Order Items From The Elemental Plane of Fire
0364: A Treatise on Prayer: Spells and Communication across Planar Boundaries
0365: Bynding vnd Svmmoning IV Neophytes
0366: Elemental Psychology Association Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mana Disorders Volume Five
0367: Ardent to Wilder, Being a Complete Treatise on the Psionic Arts, etc. - Lord Saeomon, Cerebremancer.
0368: Suel Expeditionary Field Guide: Underdark - Laszlo Strasser, Suel Arcanamach.
0369: Fearful Symmetry: An Account of the Last Rakshasa War - Sky Marshal Yvonne 'Catslayer' Ugarte, 4th Human Interstellar.
0370: Denying the Urge to Theurge, A Case against the Combination of Arcane and Divine - Caphodel Berrendar, Master Specialist..
0371: Simply Fascinating! Memoirs of a Magus, vol. II - Kalind Leschay, Ultimate Magus.
0372: The 'Mage Armour' Myth: A Rebuttal - Caspian LaMont, Abjurant Champion.
0373: Criminal Dossier #628: Leruun Anstrun, 'Eldritch Disciple' (Heresy, Treason, Vandalism) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0374: Criminal Dossier #793: Oslavan Kaligos, 'Eldritch Theurge' (Proscribed Arcana, Murder, Theft of Commonwealth Property) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0375: People Change: A Biography of Torgar Coalhair, the Enlightened Spirit - Arilus Gendor, former Innkeeper.
0376: The Holy Scourge: Confessor Ruprecht Varsuun, and His Part in My Downfall - Count Lucius Darvold, Vampire Lord, twice deceased.
0377: Music is Life, Music is Death - Lalage Amatifa, Lyric Thaumaturge
0378: Criminal Dossier #912: Lukaas Duskwhisper 'Nightmare Spinner' (Proscribed Arcana, Espionage, Mass Murder) - Kory Stargazer, Commonwealth Star Chamber.
0379: Nothing to Understand: On the Futility of Comprehending the Wild Soul - Archdruid Vadania, speech given to the Green Conclave prior to its schism.
0380: So You Want to be a Lich - Five Easy Steps to a More Skeletal You by Archmage Morthog the Destroyer
0381: Web of Lies - A Despot's Guide to Power by King William the Terrible
0382: Tides of War - Memoirs of an Old Orc By Grognar Maneater
0383: Bits and Pieces - Making the Most of Your Spare Parts by Rev. Thomas the Fallen
0384: The Meditations of Our Hearts - The Writings of the Lost Men of Dagon by Lord Tiberius II
0385: The Problem with Pixies by Ellandria Stone
0386: How I Got Back Alive - An Apocryphist's Guide to The Elemental Plane of Evil by Erdur Mellanger
0387: An Idiot's Guide to Summoning Circles by Alesheva Moore
0388: Those Wretched Halls - Maps and Records from the Halls of Eternal Torment by Michael Chandler
0389: I Can't Believe It's Not the Human
0390: Can Idle Speculation Save The World?
0391: Understanding Confusion
0392: To Arrogance and Glory
0393: Could It Be Uncertainty?
0394: And She Sang Bawdy Tavern Songs
0395: Captivated by Worried Doom
0396: True Rythm
0397: Victory By The Path of the Moon
0398: The World Without the Center
0399: A Humble Offering To The Gutter
0400: A Meditation On EclipsesSpoiler: 0401-05000401: A World of Predator and Prey
0402: Anguish and the Trampled Fury
0403: Animal Diseases: Problems and Solutions
0404: Animal Courtship: My Only Mistake
0405: The Book of Knowledge
0406: Book of the Moving World
0407: Can the Sun and Moon Save the World?
0408: Commentary on Trade Maps
0409: Civilization Might Help
0410: Concerning Predator and Prey
0411: Discourse on Perception
0412: Dissection: Problems and Solutions
0413: Do We Understand the Path of the Moon
0414: Elements of the Quadratic Equation
0415: Errors in Anatomy
0416: Explorations of the MountainHome
0417: Exploring Animal Embryos
0418: Factual Humans: A New Approach
0419: For The Love of Making Maps
0420: The Great Stationary Sun
0421: Ignorance in the Modern Era
0422: In Pursuit of the Moon's Path
0423: Inquiries on Trade
0424: Inquiries on the Food Chain
0425: Journey to Knowledge
0426: Journey to the Moon
0427: Joy Explained
0428: Life With Humans
0429: Lonesome Freedom
0430: Master of the Stars
0431: Meditations on Social Animals
0432: Memories and Nothing More
0433: Misconceptions about the Sun and Moon
0434: Mysteries of Civilization
0435: Observation For Students
0436: Ores in the Age of Myths
0437: Principles of Rainfall
0438: Rainfall and Rivers, My Life
0439: Records of Lunar Phases
0440: Reflections on the Body
0441: Secret Observation
0442: Secret Surgery
0443: Social Animals: A Brief Introduction
0444: Strange Animal Diets
0445: Strange Stars
0446: The Facts: My Only Mistake
0447: Equations: The Definitive Guide
0448: The Future of the Stars
0449: Goblins in the Age of Myth
0450: The Human: A Brief Introduction
0451: Secrets of the Economy
0452: The Soul: Fact or Fiction?
0453: The Study of Trees
0454: The Wizard's Guide to Adhesives
0455: The Wizard's Guide to Anatomy
0456: The World of the Warrior
0457: Thoughts On The Poor
0458: Traditional Metals
0459: Treatise on Dwarves
0460: The Dank Hemp Sutra, by Olidammara (attributed)
0461: Uncanny Wind Patterns
0462: Victory By Dissection
0463: Keraunomancy for Beginners, by Shesasalk Garr
0464: And yet it Moves - Advanced Telekinesis, Author Unknown
0465: YS ATUN VRAMA PRESH - Seven Syllables of Royalty
0466: Codex of Supernatural Planar Diseases by Findelwald Tungsten
0467: Deliberations on the Blood Queen of Minauros by Viscount Mammon
0468: Fundamentals of Magic, by Armory 99
0469: The Planetouched: from Fiend to Fomor, by Lexicat Kull
0470: Magical Essences: from Amber to Zirconium, by
0471: Stay 5 Miles Upwind, a Beginner's Guide to Phlogiston, by Ragnar Sunnafried
0472: A Lexicon of Infernal Truenames from A...[Rest ist is burned]
0473: The Stars Behind the Stars , by Kreesam Rahandra
0474: Nigredo - Destruction and the Magnum Opus, by N. Flamel
0475: Why not use Fire? - Creative Problemsolving, by Ashakaraxelehsvanatorus, the Crimson Claw
0476: Behind and Between - the Astral Plane, by Liram Laxat
0477: Magical Creatures and How to Eat them, by Xanxost
0478: I knew you would find this, [Player Character] - A very specific Guide to Divination
0479: The Alchemical Soup - An Augur's Guide to Alchemical Abiogenesis by Dark Lord Therin Stonehammer
0480: Messianic Prophecies of the Great Ocean: Xozs En'wan
0481: The Iron Rose: Lady Melissa Heartwright and the Unseelie Wars
0482: Field Guide to Common Mortal Bipeds
0483: Bettor's Guide to The Blood War
0484: Hot Bodies - A character examining this book will find it to be filled with detailed woodcuts of people burning to death
0485: Guide to the Blood War
0486: What Color is a White Horse - An Illusionist's Guide to Optics by Perrin Fritzcannon
0487: The Coloring Book Out Of Space
0488: The Omnomnomicon: 666 Evil Recipes
0489: Your Stupid Minds: A Guide to Manipulation
0490: 101 Bawdy Hymns
0491: With a Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 1
0492: The Joker and the Thief: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 2
0493: Sound the Horn and Call the Cry: the Bard's Handbook, Vol. 3
0494: Mystical Venereal Diseases - a medical journal on diseases one might catch whilst courting the more "exotic" members from beyond the material plane. I can provide some examples of anyone is curious.
0495: How I Did It (a treatise on the reanimation of dead tissue)
0496: The Theory and Theology of the Evil Undead
0497: Classification of Spirits (regarding ghosts and outsiders)
0498: Classification of Spirits (regarding liquor)
0499: Play Being, Entertainment for Sapients, with every monthly issue for the past 500 years
0500: History of Notable Cursed Gems and JewelrySpoiler: 0501-06000501: Index of Band Books by the cult of Heward
0502: Construction of Urban Housing Using Non-Standard Building Materials by Zagyg Yragerne
0503: Paranormal Urban Development by Zagyg Yragerne
0504: Stone etched copy of epic spell Zagyg's Towering Inferno
0505: Z'zagats Guide to The Planes
0506: Myghellin's Divinatory Almanac
0507: Interpretation of Dreams
0508: Magic Runes Made E Z
0509: A Brief History of the Fourth Wizard War - vol 1-20. (Abridged)
0510: Madhouse Powerhouse: Harnessing the Power of the Outer Planes Through Delusion
0511: Final Words (a collection of copies of the last pages of journals written by adventurers who died while on quests)
0512: Serpent Sorting (a book on various kinds of snakes. Protected by sepia's snake sigil and contains both that spell and summon monster VII with an emphasis on how to use it to call snakes)
0513: The End Was The Beginning: The Retrocausal Descent of Illithids From Githyanki Stock
0514: Journal of High Energy Metaphysics
0515: The Onyx Tablet of Boccob
0516: The Starving Peasant Diet
0517: Capriciously Callous Cantrips
0518: Effaciously Effervescent Evocations
0519: Divinely Deterrent Divinations
0520: On The Summoning And Binding of the Demon Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxys.
0521: Migmar's Micronomicon: A guide to appropriately sized spells for the Tiny (Contains 40 spells for faeries and other very small spellcasters who will rarely ever need to set something on fire that's 20 feet in diameter)
0522: The Shadow War: Eladrin, Succubi, Rakshasa and Others, by Zerpeflex Krin (On the impact of powerful shapeshifters with political agendas on mortal civilizations. Draws the surprising conclusion that a lot of their impact was actually positive)
0523: Over Half-way There: A Guide to Intermediate Teleportation
0524: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 3: By Vardus the Mad, published 1235 DR
0525: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 2: By Vardus the Mad, published 1242 DR
0526: Treatises on Time Travel Volume 1: By Vardus the Mad, published 1247 DR
0527: Multiversal Principles
0528: The Divine Docudrama
0529: Liberation Through Swearing During the Intermediate State
0530: The Book of Coming Forth Around Eleven-ish
0531: Interdimensional stonemasonry: 86 ways to cook for a Xorn
0532: Advanced Evocation 405: You shall not pass.
0533: Transfiguration and You: About that cat...
0534: Law 522: Rights of the Undead When Sentience Is In Absentia.
0535: Time Travel: A Practical Guide to Relating to Yourself.
0536: The Gredforge Book of Hillariously Cursed Items
0537: Bestiary of Celestial Creatures
0538: Bestiary of Fiendish Creatures
0539: The Celestials guide to mortal planes.
0540: The Fiends guide to slave planes.
0541: Do Outsiders think you are a joke, by Flai Dedorf
0542: The Mortal's Guide to Loophole-Free Infernal Contracts You Can Trust, by M. Phistopheles
0543: 1,001 Ways to Die: Concerning the Subject of Water and its Many Dangers - A collection of historical accounts, compiled by J. Ayell the Scribe
0544: Death From Above: An Intricate Examination of the Common Dire Squirrel
0545: The Art of Dungeon Design, by Karereca Hcilimed
0546: 1,001 More Ways to Die: Concerning the Perils of Adventuring as a Beginning Wizard
0547: Ledgerdomain: The Adventurer's Guide to Tax Avoidance Strategies and Interplanar Accounting
0548: Needs More Magma: Principles of Dwarven Engineering and Architecture, as Related by the Masters of these Arts from the Realm of the Twelve Bays, with Case Studies and Examples, compiled by Urist McScribe
0549: Dungeons and Drapery: A New Dialectic on Interior Design and Destruction
0550: Bugbark's Illustrated Guide to Darkness
0551: Vecna's Hidden Secrets of Neck Romancy
0552: High Priest Mixolatl's Guide to Pediatric Heart Surgery
0553: This Old Dungeon: Destroying Debilitating and Decapitating Intruders to Older Lairs
0554: Guilty Conscience, Vol. XVII: On the Subject of Random Encounters, Sapient Monsters and Remorse
0555: Practical Guide to Necromansery for Every Everydaymans by Pete Gravediggings
0556: I Am the Servant of God: the Intriguing Tale of a Stolen Egg, Life Among Humans and Its Woes and Joys, the Miraculous Youngling and Escaping the Injustice - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Favoured Soul of Semuanya
0557: I Am the Servant of God: the Dreams of Homeland Unfulfilled, My People - My Sorrow, Unity is Strength and the Great Lizardfolk Convention - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the High Priest of Semuanya
0558: I Am the Voice of God: How to Build Your Empire, Lebensraum for Lizardfolk, Scales Good - Skin Bad and the Last Thoughts Before Battle - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Pope of Semuanya
0559: I Am the Voice of God: Battles Won and Battles Lost, What Shall We Do With a Captive Human, Where Dinosaurs Lost We Prevail and the Burden of Power I Shall Bear Upon My Shoulders - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the Priest-King of Lizardfolk
0560: I Am the God: the Whole World Lies Before Us, the Glorious Deeds of Mine, I Am Xissixlalass, thy God and Thus Spake the Almighty - Autobiography of Xissixlalass the God-Emperor of Lizardfolk
0561: He Was the Favoured of Mine: Of Humility - unknown author, found in the ruins of the Grand Ziggurat of Xissixlalass
0562: 1000 Magical Insects and 1001 Mystical Insects
0563: Cantrips for Cripples #7 - No Need for Hands When You Have Mage Hand
0564: Alicorns of Arcadia
0565: The Complete Companion to Funny Fungi
0566: Thy Wish Is My Command: The Genie Etiquette
0567: The Magic of Mammaries (by Mordenkainen)
0568: Weird Molds and How to Brew Them
0569: Astronomy or Astrology: The Answer is in the Stars
0570: Raising Undead for Fun and Profit
0571: It Was Inevitable, the Zelekuth Publishing
0572: Inquisition: The History of Unexpectedness
0573: The Tragic Irony: How Forty-Thousand Souls Bled and Died in Fifteen Years of War for the Relics of a Pacifistic Saint
0574: That Which Redeems, Vol. I: Of the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0575: That Which Redeems, Vol. II: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0576: That Which Redeems, Vol. III: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Succubus Meridiana
0577: That Which Redeems, Vol. IV: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Novice Meridiana
0578: That Which Redeems, Vol. V: Of the Blackguard Ser Aljernon and the Ilmatari Paladin Ser Meridiana
0579: That Which Redeems, Vol. VI: Of the Knight Ser Aljernon and the Paladin Ser Meridiana
0580: That Which Redeems, Vol VII: Of the Ilmatari Paladins Ser Aljernon and Ser Meridiana
0581: That Which Redeems, Vol VIII: Of the Children of the Penitents
0582: Of Rabbits and Grails: A memoir by Tim
0583: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Roughly Translated "Book of the Dead" - Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones. The book served as a passage way, to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago when the seas ran red with blood, It was this blood that was used to ink the book
0584: So You Want To Be Social? A Guide to Good First Impressions
0585: On the Curious Nature of the Unchanging Multiversal Gold Standard and the Utter Inexplicability Thereof, or How to Give an Economist an Aneurism
0586: The Complete Book of Elves: **** you you ****ing **** pointy eared ******y treehugging horse****ing ****eating ******anklyodon arrogant what the dictating spell is still on?
0587: 101 Ways to Cook a Mephit, By Xanxost the Slaad.
0588: Pandemonium and it's Many Mindsets
0589: Athas, and Why You Should Avoid It
0590: Paladine/Bahumut, The Paradox Solved!
0591: A Comparison of Palanthas Shirt Fabrics, Volume 12, Collar Fabrics
0592: Definitely Not Explosive Runes
0593: Okay, Seriously this Time. No Explosive Runes
0594: Okay, the Explosive Runes Stop Now. For reals!
0595: Senur Evisolpxe
0596: Your Still Here? Okay Okay, This Book for Real has the Map!
0597: This is Just too Easy. Okay, I Promise the Next Book has no Explosive Runes.
0598: An Study of Symbol Spells.
0599: Crazy Things Angels can Do with Their Wings!
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Re: What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
Spoiler: 0601-07000601: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol II - Friendly Fire
0602: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol III - Why Won't It Burn? Tips for Dealing with Spell Resistance
0603: Vileth's Tactical Handbook vol IV - How to Bend the Cosmos Responsibly
0604: "Tarrasques? In my world?" (It's more likely than you think)
0605: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. I: Moving at the speed of the plot.
0606: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. II: Unobtanium and you.
0607: Dramatic Science for Beginners Vol. III: Convection schmonvection.
0608: The Most Important Piece of Gear You Will Ever Own: An Ode to the Humble Ten-Foot Pole. (Author's Note: This volume was written on three 10ft poles which were processed into paper via the Fabricate spell, using a stylus made from the leftover remnants.)
0609: Hunt, Kill, Eat, Love - A guide to Magical and mundane Animals by Thokk "One Tusk" Deerlover, Druid
0610: Treating Common and Uncommon Maladies Derived From Mundane and Magical Beasts: Thilvarra Silverbrow, Healer
0611: That crazy orc is at it again: Hilarious tales of a Self proclaimed "Animal Lover" - By Thorbin Redbeard of Clan IronAnvil.
0612: Why are we still here? by Jon and Jan, Dvati; Telepath(s)
0613: The Gold is in his Favorite Stuffed Doe - Rayvin, Halfling Rogue
0614: Personal Pronouns and Other Grammar Under Temporal Alterations and Omniscience ~ Cael
0615: Biological Network Nodes of Integrated Single Cell Organisms ~ Cael
0616: A Treatise on Ethical Lichdom ~ Cael
0617: Pre-Histories: A Causal Treatise on the Impending Catastrophe of 1783 ~ Cael
0618: Harnessing Individual Greed to Enhance Society ~ Cael
0619: Trade Embargoes and Other Economic Warfare ~ Cael
0620: A Response to the Criticisms of "The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance" ~ Cael
0621: The Meta-Ethics of Omniscience and Guidance ~ Cael
0622: Pragmatic Justification for Avoiding Post Scarcity in a World of Advanced Magic ~ Cael
0623: Astrology for Complete and Utter Plonkers ~ Cael
0624: Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle in Android Voltaic Circulatory Systems (AKA how to make a lemon powered robot) ~ Eliza Watts
0625: Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and their Observed Properties ~ Eliza Watts
0626: Interaction of Recursive Non-Euclidean Materials and Singularities ~ Eliza Watts
0627: Observed Properties of Spontaneous Portal Manifestation ~ Eliza Watts
0628: Psionic Sub Space Manifestation: Observations of Physical Laws in Other Worlds ~ Jo Pistachio
0629: Evolving Network Relays with Semi-Randomized Weighted Outcomes: Free Will in AI ~ Jo Pistachio
0630: Rat DNA Alteration to Grow Solar Voltaic Nano-Tubules ~ Jo Pistachio
0631: Confessions of a Wizard: Yes, I did it
0632: Rainbows and Butterflies Without the Compromise: A Guide to Top Quality Magical Reagents
0633: Masters of The Multiverse: A History of the Most Powerful Mages of All Time
0634: Pointy Hats Weekly: Fashionable Robes for the Discerning Wizard
0635: You Really Should Read This Book, by Plotius Hook
0636: If I Ever Leave This World Alive: A Bard's Guide to Resurrection and Planar Travel
0637: The Generalist: How to Do Everything
0638: The Charismatic and the Dead: Paladin Combat Training for Sorcerers and Bards
0639: 101 Utility Spells: The Generalist's Edition
0640: Wizards: You Are the Best, by Monty the Cook
0641: Pole-Arms or Spiked Chains? A Treatise on Armament Fetishes
0642: Kobolds, by Tucker
0643: The Lust of the Sinister Drow Priestesses, by Sal Acious
0644: Hobgoblin Homecooking: 42 Meals with Gouda Cheese, by Bluecloak
0645: Dark Romance, a Lolth/Eilistraee fic
0646: Being an Enchanter: Don't, by Pow Regammer
0647: The Guide to Pest Removal: Munchkins, by Darnius Morel
0648: On Teaching Sorcery: How to Teach the Control, Focus and Applications of In-Born Magics, Zera Lorecast
0649: Sorcerers Study Magic Too: A Compilation of Treatises, Essays and Journals by Famous Sorcerers
0650: So You Want to Be A God? - A Wizardly Guidebook. Author unknown, but the first copy was discovered in a monastery operated by treants
0651: How to Use Lead Sheeting to Block Scrying Attempts by the Squirrels Living in Your Eyesockets and Rutabaga Flip-Flop Finagle Xylophone Oh God My Teeth are Melting You Damnable Stridulation, by Arglevar the Mad (published posthumously after his death from lead poisoning in CE 468)
0652: Completely Innocuous Uses for Lead Sheeting In Your Completely Legitimate Place Of Business by Eve L. Innkeeper
0653: Proper Packing Techniques for Your Bag of Holding, by Fastegrath the Fastidiously Neat and Organized
0654: A Well-Crafted Wish: Arcane, Theological, and Legal Experts from Across the Planes Weigh In on Wording Wishes to Prevent Unforseen Calamities and the Monkey's Paw Effect. (About half of the only known copy of this book is illegible, due to severe charring that exhibits the characteristic Lichtenberg figures of a lightning strike)
0655: Basket Weaving in Sahuagin Society by Und R. Water
0656: Peryton Origins: Fact and Fiction by Hart Less
0657: I, Warforged by Izak Uzamuv, gnomish artificer (Interesting fact: I, Robot was published by Gnome Press)
0658: Amongst the Dead - Bernadette Bantien
0659: An Accounting of the Elder Scrolls - Quintus Nerevelus
0660: Antecedants of Dwaven Law - Anonymous
0661: Book of the Dragonborn - Prior Emelene Madrine
0662: Cats of The Land - Aldetuile
0663: Children of the Sky - Anonymous
0664: Darkest Darkness - Anonymous
0665: Dragon Language: Myth no More - Hela Thrice-Versed
0666: Dwarves - Calcelmo
0667: Dwarven History and Culture - Hasphat Antabolis
0668: Dwarven Inquiries - Thelwe Ghelein
0669: Effects of the Elder Scrolls - Justinius Poluhnius, Anstius Metchim
0670: Fall From Glory - Nithilis Lidari
0671: Fragment: On Artaeum - Taurce il-Anselma
0672: Glories and Laments - Alexandre Hetrard
0673: Keepers of the Razor - Anonymous
0674: Lycanthropic Legends of The Land - Lentulus Inventius
0675: Magic from the Sky - Irlav Jarol
0676: Master Illusion Text - Anonymous
0677: Notes on Dimhollow Crypt, Vol. 3 - Adalvald
0678: Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology - Council of Healers
0679: On Hell - Morian Zenas
0680: Physicalities of Warewolves - Reman Crex
0681: Sacred Witness - Enric Milnes
0682: Shalidor's Insights - Shalidor
0683: Souls, Black and White - Anonymous
0684: Sovngarde: A Reexamination - Bereditte Jastal
0685: The "Madmen" of the Reach - Arrianus Arius
0686: The Doors of the Multiverse - Seif-ij Hidja
0687: The Dragon Break - Fal Droon
0688: Reexamines the Dragonbreak in historical terms.
0689: The Dreamstride - Anonymous
0690: The Fall of Saarthal - Heseph Chirirnis
0691: The Nirnroot Missive - Sinderion; Sharmirin Raythorne, ed.
0692: The Waters of the Abyss- Anonymous
0693: The Wispmother - Mathias Etienne
0694: There be Dragons - Torhal Bjorik
0695: Treatise on Dwarven Cities - Anonymous
0696: Varieties of Daedra - Aranea Drethan
0697: Watcher of Stones - Gelyph Sig
0698: Ceasefire and Trade Agreement between the Elves of the North and the Orc Tribes of the West
0699: Cloud Formations and Other Occult Phenomena
0700: The Little Red CookbookSpoiler: 0701-08000701: Uncle Arcane's Big Book O' Magic Spells
0702: How To Read Dark Omens: Practical Guide to Predicting Deaths with Illustrations by Isolde of Nimward
0703: The Summoner Who Cried "Dragon"! - Cautionary Tale (Folk Tales, collected by Inawyn Auswarian)
0704: Impact of Screamers on Dungeon Population: Statistical Analysis by Razin Firr, Bursar of Mage Guild
0705: Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Spells - Exercise Scrolls IV-X: Animate Skeletal Finger, Mold Bone, Speaking Skull, Ghost Toothpick, Desecrate Plate, Summon Undead Rat, Wither Indoor Plant; Spirigos of Aulvin et al.
0706: Compendium of Familiars by unknown wizard
0707: Famous Sages of Lost Kindgoms: A Treatise by Ichtor the Mad
0708: Tobin's Spirit Guide
0709: Unsafe at Any Depth: The Designed-In Dangers of Water
0710: The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Wizards-Who-Do-It
0711: 101 Alternative Uses for Mage Hand
0712: Wake Up, You're in a Coma
0713: I Prepare Explosives Runes Today, by Vaarsuvius
0714: Stop Breaking Into My House: A Treaty on the Morality of Dungeon Delving
0715: A Well-feed Xorn is a Friendly Xorn: Surviving Underground
0716: Stick 'Em With the Pointy End: Swordplay for Idiots and Wizards
0717: A Beginner's Guide to Not Dying: Holy ****, We Live in a World With Dragons
0718: Big Ass Book o' Big Ass Monster
0719: Why Elves Suck: Observations of a Dwarf
0720: Can I **** It?: A Guide to Love in a Diverse World
0721: Seriously, You're in a Coma
0722: Why We Can't Have Nice Things: A Treay on the Human Race
0723: The Lusty Argonian Maid, by Crassius Curio
0724: The Acturian Heresy, by the Underking Ysmir Kingmaker
0725: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest Guide Book to Understanding Wizards Khadgar the Wise
0726: Eye of Newt, and Other Things Idiots Think Wizards Need for Spells. by The Angry Ox of Ouzonia.
0727: Yeah, No: A Study on Creatures With Spell Resistance, by Byran Boomstick
0728: If only we had a sack of potatoes: a guide to unconventional spell components, by Ed Edwards
0729: You're a Sorcerer, Harry: Explaining the Differences and Similarities Between in Born and Learned Magic, by J.K. Joking
0730: One Slaad, Two Slaad, Red Slaad, Blue Slaad. By Professor Chaos
0731: The Art of the Faustian Compact
0732: It Takes A Village to Raise the Dead, and Other Lessons
0733: The Big Gulp: Essays on the Purple Worm and Decanters of Endless Water
0734: Doctor Merkwürdigliebe, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the "Locate City" Bomb, by S. Q'brikk
0735: Spate's Catalog
0736: The Honest Book of Truth
0737: The Book of Neuronicus
0738: How to win friends and influence people (through mind-controlling magic), by Tybalt Q. Stormsong, Bard; & Xangrazzvol the Witness, Warlock
0739: Making Friends - a Guide to Basic Golemcraft and Necromancy by Lichen & Thrope
0740: Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble
0741: Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant
0742: Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee
0743: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street
0744: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers
0745: The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri
0746: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
0747: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
0748: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
0749: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour
0750: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour
0751: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
0752: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
0753: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
0754: Pointy End First: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically Competent, Marian W. Baker
0755: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)
0756: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.
0757: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
0758: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
0759: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
0760: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
0761: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
0762: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
0763: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
0764: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
0765: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford
0766: A treatiſe on ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point)
0767: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga
0768: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga
0769: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition
0770: Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb
0771: Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
0772: Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
0773: Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt
0774: MMO and Wizards: Benefits and Risks of Magically Modified Food
0775: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id
0776: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)
0777: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
0778: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
0779: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
0780: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
0781: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
0782: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
0783: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
0784: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
0785: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
0786: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
0787: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
0788: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
0789: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
0790: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
0791: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.
0792: One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
0793: Green's Anatomy
0794: Xenobiology and You by SegevIanth's Sonthe Dark Lord
0795: Why End at Death: the Moral Case of Necromancy - Hazu Tekkel
0796: Death's Revolving Door: an Examination on the Effects of Repeated Resurrections on the Psyche - Ka Zay Juvee Zed Klore
0797: Loving the Dead: the Regularity of Necrophilia Among Necromancers - Vee Proglo
0798: Magic Over Matter: How So Many Creatures Overcome the Square-Cube Law - Avara'Udomo'Effezi
0799: The Art of Contracts: A Practical Guide to Tempting, Exploiting, and Profiting from Mortals - Mudoru, Infernal Duke of the Nine Hells
0800: Scamming Fiends: How to Make Deals with Devils and Come Out on Top - Q. H. OssomanSpoiler: 0801-09000801: Final Destination: How to Live as You Please and Still Go to the Afterlife You Want - Q. H. Ossoman
0802: Godless Life: Exploring Healing Without Divine Power - Mara Mrell
0803: Yes Ykzovligx: My Half Century as an Aboleth's Thrall - Jar'Vel Hashoni
0804: Rise and Fall of Tashla, Archmage and Queen of Redwater - Rivany Junn
0805: Words of Power, and How to Remember Them. By K. V. NXXXXXXX(The authors last name, though it appears to have been present at one time, has been destroyed and torn from the cover and title pages)
0806: How Many Ships Can Your Face Launch? A practical Guide to Illusions and Shapeshifting
0807: Ars Gratia Arcanis: A Primer on Wizarding Philosophy for the Aspiring Novice, by Archmage T.T.M. Flow,
0808: De Re Divinari: On the Moral and Legal Implications of the Use of Divination in Legal Proceedings. Ibid.
0809: Ignus Stultorum Magister: A Warning Against the Use of Forbidden Magicks, and a Full and Truthful Account of the Dangers Therein. Ibid.
0810: How to Palm Small Pieces of Dangerous Artifacts by Eddie Hawkins
0811: Fear of a Green Planet (conductor's score)
0812: An evil book that kills anyone who reads it in seven days
0813: Slight of Mind by H.C.B.D. - A book revolving around ways of mixing stage magic and real magic together
0814: Just Sign Here: A guide to mystical contracts by B. Regulus
0815: An Arm and a Leg: Sacrificial rituals and you by B. Regulus
0816: A treatise on the efficacy of somnulent mystical energies upon members of the genus Aves by R.S. Binns - A paper so tremendously boring that it is far more effective at putting people to sleep than the writer's spells ever were.
0817: A Spotter's Guide for Invisible Things by L. Lovegood - A book detailing the habits and habitats of the mystical equivalent of cryptids. However, at least a few of the entries have been proven to be real since the time it was written...
0818: The Color of Magic by T. Pratchett - As soon as anyone tries to pick up this book, the arm of an orangutan reaches out from between the shelves and snatches it from them. Examination shows that there is not, in fact, any place behind the shelves for it to have been taken to.
0819: Dousing the Stars by ???? - This book is written in an unknown language, and the author's name has been entirely scratched out. Should the text be translated, it will be shown to be a list of various spells that are nigh-impossible to cast and would have apocalyptic ramifications if they ever were to be cast. One of the pages is covered in scribbled hand-written notes. Several of these notes have checkmarks next to them, and one is triple-underlined and circled. The final note on the page says "Well... now I just have to see if it will work."
0820: The Iron Tome - This book isn't actually titled, but is instead made entirely from iron. It contains several ancient spells made during a war against the fae (although since then more effective spells have been created, and thus the text is likely useless except as a historical curiosity)
0821: The Unknowable Book - The knowledge contained within this book is impossible for a mortal mind to fully comprehend. While it can be read normally with no issue, as soon as the book is closed, the reader will realize that they have no idea what it was they just read, nor any memory of the time spent reading it.
0822: The little ebony black book - Contains the true names of several succubi and incubi. My my my.
0823: The Genealogy of a Bard, Vol. XLII: Descendants by species: Ny - Oo. compiled by M. ffolk.
0824: The Public Enquisitor- a series of chapbooks containing slightly inaccurate (and often libelous) information about nobility and other public figures, slightly inaccurate information about potentially mystically portentous phenomena, and numerous tracts calling for an alliance with the Empire of Iuz
0825: Intricacies of Elf Cuisine: A survey of Thri-Kreen delicacies -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0826: My Education at Gombe Stream -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0827: The Watcher: My life with the Kreen -Om'n Om, Half-Orc Druid
0828: Tribes of the Thri-Kreen -Om'n Om and D'yann Flossey, Half-Orc Druids
0829: The Humanoiditarians: Elves and the Kreen - - Marga Ret Powers, Elven Druid
0830: NEZUMI, the Complete Series - Namlegeips Tra: A Survivor's tale from horrors beyond The Wall
0831: 18 Unconventional Uses for Basilisk Scales by Scaramintrix Thespastrial
0832: Eyeball in the Window: A Practical Guide to Scrying From the Ethereal by Ezmond the Soul Raptor
0833: Past Contracts, pt. 5 - {insert Devil's name here}
0834: How Mazes Make to Yourself - Halaster
0835: Why the Seelie Court will trick you: A perspective from the Iron Thorn - Verdant Prince Niallghas
0836: My Struggle (and plan to conquer all nations) - {insert Demon's name here}
0837: Read me please - A devil's Primer on Mortal minions Faithful
0838: "The Beginner's Guide to Cryomancy" - The front cover of this book, as well as its contents, are severely burned, and the title is almost illegible
0839: (Dryad's Poetry Book) An untitled book of poetry, that seems to be written on tree bark. Closer examination reveals the book is infused with nature magic, and seems to add new pages over time. The quality of the writing is mediocre.
0840: Everyday Magic by M.M. Selus - A book regarding practical uses for various magical spells in everyday life
0841: Taming the Untamed by R.J. Cezerik - A theoretical essay on combining wild, eldritch, or otherwise non-arcane magic with more "normal" wizardly spellcasting
0842: Amidst the Fae by Ciri Elosin - An account of the writer's travels through fae lands and interactions with the inhabitants thereof. The book is unfinished
0843: The Forbidden Art - ...seems to be a book about machinery. Oddly enough, no magic seems to be involved, although the machines (if functional) could prove potent even without it. (Machinery found within is non-functional; think the diagrams that Leonardo Da Vinci made. Brilliant, but untested and flawed)
0844: Sidereal Travel - A very dull and scholarly text about various methods of non-euclidean travel (such as passing through walls, teleportation, etc). A DC 40 Knowledge: Arcane (DC 30 if playing a wizard with a specialty in Conjuration) check reveals that the information within is horribly out of date
0845: 101 Uses for Sovereign Glue - This book's pages are stuck together
0846: MUSCLEMANCY - This book seems to claim that there exists a form of arcane magic channeled through physical strength. This so-called "Swoleceror" is quite clearly insane.
0847: The Transformative Transhuman- a book detailing on how various methods of transforming yourself using magic into another greater being and possible options, from the benign to the most horrible of lich rituals.
0848: Guide To Acquiring Interplanar Harems- details how you keep the love of both angel and succubus at the same time while making sure that fire genasi doesn't get angry at having to share you, how to summon them all and gain their favor and so on.
0849: Show Me How To Lie- A book detailing how to best use your illusion spells to their fullest potential, when to be subtle with your illusions and when to be spectacular
0850: Screw Wizards! A Sorcerers Guide To Magic- A book explaining magic from a sorcerers point of view, and has proven quite popular with the common folk due to its clear common person reading level way of being written, conversational tone and its snarky asides about how wizards think they know everything. Most people are more likely to refer to this book over any drier text that wizards talk about. Its accurate, but puts every thing simpler and easier to understand terms.
0851: Screw Wizard Academies! A Sorcerers Guide To The Politics of Wizards- one sorcerers account of spending their time at various wizard academies and breaking down how their various methods and social community not only keeps magic out of the hands of the common people where it could benefit more, but also encourages the wizards within to betray each other for knowledge and seek ultimate power without consideration for anyone else, thus keeping knowledge among themselves stagnant and constantly being setback.
0852: Screw Wizard Minds! A Sorcerers Guide to Intelligence- Sets out to debunk the concept that wizards are more intelligent than everyone else by forming the theory of multiple intelligence's and using other forms of magic as proof of them, promoting a message of universal magic acceptance and more free exchange of information between druids, bards, clerics, warlocks, martial artists, sorcerers and so on to learn things that wizards never will being cooped up in their towers.
0853: Screw Sorcerers! A guide for shy young wizards to try to score dates (and other extracurricular activities) with those hot sorcerers and sorceresses.
0854: Bound in His Realm - This fictional book is written from the perspective of a Bound Elemental and details their... unconventional relationship with their summoner. The cover features manacles consisting of fire, lying on a satin sheet
0855: Blindfolded in Her Garden - This book details a man's relationship with a Gorgone. The cover features a statue of a weeping angel.
0856: Shipped and Whipped - A causual skimming of this book suggests it is the story of a slave girl abducted by a ghost ship, falling in love with the captain. The cover features a kneeling girl in half-profile from the back, with her back naked. Above her stands a ghostly handsome man with a whip posed to strike. A more detailed examination reveals that several descrptions of the captain's looks and character have been cross-referenced with The Golem That Wants You!
0857: The Golem That Wants YOU! - A Guide to Creating the Perfect Lover
0858: How to Be the Arcane Man - R, FLAİR
0859: Societal Transmutation: the future impact of magic on our world by Emperor Tippy - This book lays out a vision for the world where magic takes a more substantial role, eliminating food and hunger, providing effortless inter regional trade, creating effective immortality for the masses, and so on. It also provides a guide on how a sufficiently powerful mage could create such a world. It's a wonder it hasn't happened yet...
0860: Our Secret Goblin Overlords by Xela Nienelefin - The author seems to believe that a cabal of goblinoids and hobgoblins secretly suppress the world's technological and magical progression. He claims this cabal knows most goblins have little talent for either magic or tecnology, and the current state benefits them more than the intelligent races, so they try to keep the world at this status quo and make sure no one finds out about them. Unlike other conspiracy thesis', such as a king being replaced by a Rakshasa or illithids taking over a church, this one seems quite insane.
0861: Extinguishing the Day Star by Count Alucard - It appears to be a research paper on a means to destroy the sun. Alucard claims to have talked with all manner of denizens such as illithids and drow in his research, but though he lays out several possibilities from plausible to impossible all are clearly still purely theoretical.
0862: Arcanist Revolution by Kezlar von Yther - A long and rambling script calling for the overthrow of the current world system and the instatement of an "enlightened mageocracy" to guide the masses and lead humanoids to greatness. Quite full of logical fallacies including, but not limited to, begging the question, strawmen, and circular reasoning
0863: Arcanist Devolution by Hexvorazlin, silver great wyrm - This seems to have been written as a direct rebuttal to Arcanist Revolution, as it takes each point in that back and deconstructs the flaws and real world counter-examples to each one. It also bears an incredibly cynical take on humanoids in general, seemingly viewing them as child-like at best.
0864: The Chains of Lust: the Mazzler Edition by Java Tan, Yuroy Mazzler, and Krveero - An infamously poorly written, cliche, groan inducing, and all around bad fiction book about the forbidden love between a half-human half-succubus and a chain devil, featuring a blank-slate female lead that is an obvious audience self-insert and a hunky devil who is not particularly fiendish, aside from the multiple long and drawn out bondage scenes. This edition "improved" with added text compiled by the legendary bard Mazzler, who was able to convince a Gelugon devil named Krveero to offer commentary on the story with him. The book alternates between the horrible original text, Mazzler's snarky comments, and Krveero's seething, unintentionally hilarious rants about how inaccurate and disgraceful everything in the book is about the lower planes.
0865: From Atop the Dragon's Back: A Series of Faerie Tales and other Stories of Amusement. Collected and edited by the Bard's College.
0866: Weren't There More Of You A Minute Ago? A tome etched in gold plates, which seems initially to be an index of the library, but with books misnumbered and including tomes that aren't there, and mis-titling some that aren't. Burried in it is a plate filled with frustrated scratches and a message that reads, "He's altering them here, too. How can I be sure even this record is beyond his reach?
"0867: Magic Power to the People Manifesto -
Appears much older than it is due to the inferrio parchment and ink used. Looks to be a screed on giving ""Wizards power"" to Fighters and Rogues.
The earlier chapters have much underlining and hand written annotations in the margins of such comments as ""That will never work!"", ""The fools"", and ""as if"". Later pages are largely margin comment free, but are even more dog-eared, except for a large ""Uh-Oh"" near the end. "
0868: The Dark Lotus Sutra - A collection of the teachings of Olidammara as they pertain to music, the occult, and armed insurrection (the title is a portmanteau of Dark Lotus (a rap supergroup consistig of ICP and Twiztid) and Lotus Sutra (a holy book of the mahayana denomination of buddhism) )
0869: The Third Degree - a manual of enhanced interrogation techniques used by the Iuzite church of evil elemental fire
0870: Ter(r)astructure Engineering - A study of the planet constructing methods of creator gods. By Z.Yragerne and Dr.D.R.Murlynd
0871: Kelt'Hazad's Necromantic Logistics, Delegations and Command Chains(contains the secrets to how, exactly, the BBEGs have proper armies of undead while PCs are stuck with only twice their CL in hit dice, if that)
0872: Gull Dan's Devil Law Guide, a non-Outsider's Guide to Infernal Legal Loopholes (Contains many of the legal loopholes to various common forms of selling one's soul, although the legal jargon involved is written in obscure Infernal terms that even most Devils don't know)
0873: Sticks and bones: Necromancy from scratch, by Dhurnak Angernvil - You found yourself naked and stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere? This is the book you want with you!
0874: But your soul will never leave me: Thinaun and its uses, by El'udriel A'amis
0875: On the adventures of the Great and Powerful Magical Korg, his comrades and his chickens, by Boried Pasternak
0876: Mechanisms of Technically Honorable Warfare - This kobold authored book details the construction and use of a number of devices designed to skirt the rules of honorable warfare and combat, including a number of devices designed to deliver a formal declaration of war and then immediately kill the recipient
0877: 50 shades of iomedae. Book about iomedean priestes and her nights with incubus
0878: The Cuisine of the Blue Tribes. A cooking book. Several of the recipes have been edited with notes, such as "in a pinch, substitute salt with tears" and "delicious with young spider eggs". When cooked according to the edits, the food tastes surprisingly well.
0879: "Kassagar Garsarra" by S. Lukyanenko. This small tome is written in blood and contains various hag rituals pertaining to medicine, such as "Easing pain in the kidneys", "Easing birthing pain without ill to the child", "Killing an unborn without ill to the mother" and "Killing an unborn along with the mother".
0880: Mechaniſms that Technically Count as Warfare – A treatise on gnomish devices that exploded and/or ran amok, particularly those presented as gifts to foreign governments or noble houses. Includes advice to ambassadors and heads of state of non-gnomish nations as to which types of device are most likely to explode and/or run amok (including such advice as "Do notte accept as a gyfte anythinge of gnomiſh manufacture wyth a boiler, or that otherwyſe maketh uſe of combuſtible fuel or high preſsures, for theſe are nigh-certain to detonate, or rupture and ſpew forth fires or ſcalding ſteam" and "Do notte accept a gyfte of any gnomiſh contraption equipped wyth any form of blade, eſpecially if allejed to be for the purpoſe of ſhaving or trymming of beardes or haire, due to the ſtrong probabilitie of a ſlit throate, ſcalping, or decapitation. Conſider the rampage of the Bronze Barber-Surgeon of 581 Pre-Cataclyſm, in whych half the court of Solamnia was ſcalped at the demonſtration before the infernal machine was deſtroyed by the Knyghts of Solamnia").
0881: The Lord of the Rings by J.M. Hunter. An autobiography of the rise of the Central Continent's largest fine jewelry wholesaler.
0882: A Song Of Ice and Fire. A Bard's book to instruct one of how to sing an upbeat happy tale about a wolf who braves through deserts and snow to reunite a loving family of lions.
0883: The Wheel of Time A very dry history book detailing various clocks throughout the ages
0884: The Sword King Phenomenon: one Wizard's investigation into why there are so many farm boys suddenly getting cool swords while being the center of a prophecy that proclaims they are a chosen one to defeat some great evil which somehow ends up making them the king of a kingdom, seeing an alarmingly common pattern in history. The book slowly becomes convinced that this happens because of a world-spanning conspiracy to keep the technology of the world stagnant and unchanging.
0885: ReBalance - Written by an unknown author, the book speaks of several divine decrees referred to as "Errata." Worse yet, this clearly delusional man speaks of huge cataclysmic events in history he calls, "Edition Changes." The Gods, he surmised, have been playing dice with the Mutiverse for ages, treating their lives as one "Terrible game after another."
0886: Tome of xXx: Velvet tome with quality magical lock stored in warded glass case rigged with disintegrate runes. No one knows what it contains. (Compilation of Nymphology, Book of Erotic Fantasy, and Complete Temptress sourcebooks)
0887: Malleus Sacerdotum
0888: How To Drain Your Flagon, by Borst Irongut
0889: The illustrated guide to magical diseases, Vol 5: Grueling Goiters - Malignant Mastication.
0890: The Manticore, The Hedgemage, And The Armoire, by Penny Farthing
0891: One Orc Two Orc Red Orc Blue Orc: an Orcish primer by Dr. Zoosh
0892: Following The Yellow Brick Road: A Travelogue, by Dorothy Gale
0893: Colossal Cockroaches: Cheap Guardians or Mutant Menace?
0894: Hastur Hastur Hastur! Summoning Old Gods For Fun And Profit
0895: How Cthulhu Stole The Solstice, by Roald Oats
0896: Folding At Home: Tesseracts Made Easy
0897: You're A Wizard Larry! What to expect from your first year at mage academy
0898: Enchanters Illustrated - Swimsuit Edition
0899: Cockatrice Soup For The Souless: Inspirational Passages For the Necromacer in All Of Us
0900: WYSIWYG: A Beginner's Guide To Polymorph And Other TransmutationHere are links to further book titles:Spoiler: 0901-10000901: The Gospel of St. Fred of the Cardigan--the biography and collected poems, songs, sermons, speeches, parables, and other teachings of a legendary figure venerated as the patron saint of children by most of the major Good-aligned religions in the multiverse
0902: Catalogue of Inconsequential Stars
0903: Long Winded Speeches for Every Occasion
0904: Limitations of Memorization and Recall in Creatures of Elemental Water
0905: Wishing For More Wishes and Other Logical Fallacies by Jenny Ovda Bottle.
0906: Memoirs of a Newborn Aboleth
0907: Enema Elish
0908: The Vampire's Guide to Wines
0909: Cooking With the Weird Sisters
0910: untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month (see if you can guess the obscure, humorously misinterpreted shakespeare reference)
0911: A Brief History of Thyme - a cookbook and ritual book with commentary featuring the titular spice
0912: A Brief History of Rime - a book about magical ice, and its effects
0913: A Brief History of Rhyme - a history of bardic magic
0914: A Brief History of Slime - a book about summoning and controlling oozes
0915: A Brief History of Grime - a book about magical cleaning techniques
0916: Papers and Paychecks - Player's Handbook
0917: Papers and Paychecks - Supervisor's Guide
0918: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 1
0919: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 2
0920: Papers and Paychecks - Coworker Compendium 3
0921: Instructions for the Creation of Golden Snitches, Bludgers, and Quaffles
0922: Violins and Bows: A Bard's Primer on Archery. A treatise on archery co-written by several members of the College of Valor. Includes lessons on useful spells, tactics, rapid-reloading techniques for crossbows, close-quarters combat, targeting weak points in opponents' defenses, and long-range accuracy. And at least one horrible pun.
0923: Army Book [Owner's Race/Faction]
0924: A spellbook -- of Cantrips.
0925: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Celestial numeral 1 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, wreathed in warnings both cryptic and overt.
0926: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Draconic numeral 2 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, with helpful margin-notes from a friendly Outsider.
0927: A journal written in cipher and hidden inks with the Fiendish numeral 3 on the cover, inscribed in the palm of a six-fingered hand. It contains 1/3 of a ritual for an unknown purpose, but after detailing the ritual, the journal ends, leaving half the book blank.
0928: Hollow Victory, by Baron Ignatius Ironhand. The autobiographical, existential lament of a once-zealous conquerer who ultimately found no fulfillment or meaning in his military triumphs or in lordship, and came to regret the senseless bloodshed. The Baron left the original manuscript for this book behind when he suddenly abdicated his throne and vanished from the pages of history, presumably dying in obscurity. The book purportedly holds clues to the location of the enchanted mace the Baron once wielded. Rumors of treasure aside, the book does contain useful firsthand accounts of both employing and countering wizards, clerics, and alchemists in large-unit tactics and logistical capacities.
0929: I Seem to Be Having Tremdous Difficulty With My Lifestyle: Twenty-Eight Times a Poorly Translated Turn of Phrase Has Started Yet Another War
0930: Literally Die Laughing: A Lichdom Procedure Involving Ritual Comedy
0931: Terrible Miscalculations of Scale—how mighty armies have fallen due to failure to research the relative size of local life-forms before invading
0932: We must build.... what?!?!? Mundane and magical fortifications against Colossal besiegers
0933: A Beginner's Guide to Breathing
0934: Mastering Breathing
0935: Breathing, My Only Mistake
0936: Errors in Combustion
0937: Annihilation for Everyone!
0938: Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History: An 18 page essay concerning the human necromancer Quihu Murderyell, authored by Quihu Murderyell
0939: Better Book: A 45 page guide authored by Quihu Murderyell, concerning the essay Quihu Murderyell: A Brief History.
0940: Can the Hills Save the World?
0941: Books: Fact or Fiction?
0942: Sleep, Abridged, for the Beginning Practitioner
0943: An Offering to Pulleys
0944: A Wizard's Guide to Pulleys
0945: The Lever and Other Travesties
0946: Overcoming That Dreadful Oxygen Addiction by the Elemental Heir
0947: Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato
0948: Beholder War Anatomy: An Examination of the Minuscule Anatomical Differences Distinguishing the Five Beholder Clans (and how it could save your life!)
0949: Like, he's right behind you! The Importance of Comedy Relief In Any Adventuring Party.
0950: Fifty Hues of Gray: The Importance of Color Choice for Races with Darkvision
0951: (unnamed tablet) This is not a book per se, but rather a stone tablet containing the same inscription in three different languages. The inscription seems to be a recipe for a cake, containing, among other things, measurement units you have never heard of. One of the "translations" has instructions clearly scaled for creatures of a different size category (eg tablespoons instead of gallons, etc)
0952: The Lost Evangelium - This book retells a widely known religious text from a different perspective and appears to date at the same time as the earliest known source, if not predate it outright. While it reveals nothing new, content-wise, it would surely be of great interest to a scholar.
0953: Shifters cook book : guide to tastier fights
0954: The Vampire's Guide to Seduction
0955: Fey, Dragons, and Transformational Curses
0956: The Gospel According to Minsc
0957: The Gospel According to Jan Jansen
0958: The Acts of the Bhaalspawn
0959: The Revelation of Jon Irenicus
0960: Displacer Beast and Cockatrice: The Benefits and Drawbacks of Monstrous Guard Animals
0961: A Short Guide to Basic Pun-Based Ritual magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0962: The Big Book of Advanced Pun-Based Ritual Magic - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0963: The Final Pun: The Ritual to End All Rituals - Zombie the Kobold, Wighty Lizard
0964: Secrets of the Ultimate Cantrip
0965: Cookbooks and You: Are Pictures Edible?
0966: 99 Great Enchantments for Siege Equipment
0967: How to Invent the Bicycle
0968: Violence: A "How-To" Guide
0969: Nekonomicon: Book of Feline Magic
0970: Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights
0971: On the Medicinal, Alchemical, and Magickal Benefits of Hornets, Wasps, and Bees by Kael Stormborn
0972: Effective Protection Gear and Magick for Defense against Stinging Insects by Kael Stormborn II
0973: An Analysis of the Employment of Siege Engines by the Dwarven Army at the Siege of Black Keep
0974: A Comprehensive Guide to Warfare, Raids, and Cracking Skulls by Gothmog the Defiler
0975: A Catalog of Subterranean Denizens, or: How to Avoid Being Eaten by an Eldritch Horror, Bjarne Stonefist
0976: The Royal Expositer issue #1892: I ate my Kobold Baby! with a side of Fries! Also in this issue: Which Nobles are Cheating with Whom? Can You Guess Which of these Once-Famous Bards have had Magical Weight-loss Treatments?
0977: Compendium of Curses: A book of curse magic; the curses in this book are actually semi-parasitic, and will attempt to attach themselves to any reader who fails a will save, which will also strip all information about said curse from the book.
0978: The King In Yellow Pages: A book containing summoning rituals for various eldritch beings.
0979: Normal Book by C. Kretpas Sage: Removing this book from the book-shelf... does absolutely nothing special. It was an attempt by a wizard to create a book that was as average as possible in every single way.
0980: Chronicles of the Highest God - a book of legends detailing how Olidammara first introduced hemp to Oerth
0981: The Complete Book of Orc: Recipes, Kitchen Anecdotes, and Everything You Need to Know about the Other Other Dark Meat
0982: Complete book of elves: guide book to getting most magic and taste for your buck
0983: Minion employee records
0984: The Deeds of Kord- A book of the deeds of the god of strength and adventure. It's contents in many ways resemble a list of "Chuck Norris facts"
0985: Awesome Tales of Awesome Heroes Doing Awesome Stuff. A compilation of poorly drawn comic books detailing the events of an unlikely band of Goblin superheroes.
0986: Revolt in the Stars. (The story doesn't make any more sense in the game world than it does in the real world)
0987: Minutes of a regularly-scheduled meeting of this world's various sun gods
0988: A stone tablet containing instructions for the very first spell ever created. Material components: Several sticks. Somatic component: Form sticks into a pile, then rotate another stick rapidly in the center of the pile. Creates a small mundane fire, consuming the sticks over time.
0989: The Unabridged Compendium of Gnomish Tax Laws. The inside of this book has been hollowed out, and contains a small treasure of some sort.
0990: Gods: A spotter's guide. Includes information about how to track down beings with any sort of divine rank (although some of the information is potentially spotty or wrong)
0991: The Complete Bedtime Story Collection - a compendium of endearing and lesson-laden fairy tales which, when read in order, most certainly does NOT reveal a deep and underlying conspiracy of powerful magical and political figures throughout the world.
0992: The Sueloise Book of the Dead - A collection of prayers to Wee Jas intended to help one maintain one's identity and abilities in the afterlife
0993: Powdered Troll.
0994: Make More Powerful Artifacts - The Charm of Unmaking Technique.
0995: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 1
0996: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 2: The Making of a Colossus and How to Control Them
0997: The Lester Essays on Monstrosities and Flesh Based Constructs Vol. 3: Unfinished Work.
0998: I am Iron, Man: the Life and times of Antoneious Starke, Warforged artificer.
0999: Tome of True Artifice Guide Book to Truly Magical Armor Creation - V.V Doom
1000: Undead from Ashes. Urn your way to fun and prophet!
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800.
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Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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Not mine, but click this a few times...
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0004 Raelechan's Treatise of Basic Thaumaturgy - Raelechan Ka'elle, Archmage of Golden City
0005 Ley Lines on the Old Continent - Gorinuza the Explorer
0006 Explanation of Maahali Gestures as Used in Spellcasting - Parinis Woraquan
0007 Kompendijum ov Advansedad Madgikz - Hoffgar the Half-orcCall me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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0008. Fighting Pimples With Magic - An Herbalist's Guide to Looking Good and Loving Yourself, By Hamal Sezanni
0009. Mental Power. Why You Don't Need to Be a Psion to Get Things Done - By Rodof Meklituch, Order of the Green Star
0010. Call of the Whight - By Black Abandon
0011. Inferno. What I Saw: Risks and Opportunities, By Aeneas Trojan
0012. Vanitas Viventium: Aut Flavii Coracis De Inutili HumationeOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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0013: Displacer Stew, or Cooking with Magical Beasts by Correlon Silvanis
0014: Charm Person! 1001 Tips and Tricks to Make Your Sex Life Magical by Magister Velus
0015: A Guide to Hunting Dragons by Velius Greenleaf (Translated from Elven by Bennis Alderman)
0016: Why Elves are Idiots by Vrethinaxilus (Translated from Draconic by Bennis Alderman)
0017: Necromancy and You! by Kladus the Bloody
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0018: Sigils of the fifth order, elemental properties, and principals of non-interaction - Percival Boonth, Mage guide registrar of Wildoak
0019: So you want to play with fire: An evoker's primer - Howell Kneknet
0020: Magical threats of the outer planes - Anonymous
0021: Lead into Gold - Meetwak Bolitar
0022: An analysis of the thinning membrane between the prime material and elemental planes in specific localized areas as evidenced through rigorous experimentation and short sojourns through the ethereal plane - Feezle Boddycock, Mage in good standing of the College of Springmill, Eleventh circle, dues paid in full.Last edited by Waffle_Iron; 2016-03-29 at 03:32 PM.
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0023: Magic in the Ancient World - Fritz Graf
0024: The Occult in Mediaeval Europe - Maxwell-Stuart
0025: Magic in the Middle Ages - Kieckhefer
0026: Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts - Ogdln
... OK there are not that cool sounding, but that is because these 4 books are real and happened to be sitting beside my computer when I read this. I have a fifth book too but that has nothing to do with magic.
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0027: ΘΩΘ Handbook of Alchemy and Thaumaturgy: 93rd Edition - J. Frost, ed.
0028: Almanac of Supernatural Phenomena - A. Quillin
0029: Introduction to Golem Engineering - F. Simon, H. Sharpe
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0030: Not Good Enough: My Life as an Intelligent Zombie, by Ron the Zombie and Frost Haklebet
0031: Light and Darkness: An Opposition Reexamined, by Cangrande Visconti
0032: The Cloth of Man: New Procedures in Skin Tissue Preservation and Reuse. Records of the Eight Necromantic Symposium of Mebion, edited by Drum Tibia.
0033: Can We Raise Vegetables? Current Discoveries, by Phrenikos Azobiou.
0034: Eternal Servants: Loss of Self in Intelligent Undead, by Drum Tibia.
0035: The Blood Flower. An Pamphlet Regarding The Caucasus Crocus and Prometheus' Torment as Described in Lucan's Pharsalia, by Maul of the Forge.
0036: Their Pain, Your Gain: Sufferance Harvesting and Optimization of Torture, by Semele Hacker.
0037: A Few Recent Discoveries Concerning Flying Undead, by Blodwyn Infaneg.
0038: Undead and the Sun, by Fulk Fitzhook.
0039: How I Killed Your Servants: Adalgise Marhon's Memoires from the first Wantenian Crusade. By Adalgise Marhon and Sept Belief.
0040: The Honourbound Weakness. Why Honour Needs to Be Substituted By Greed. By Frost HaklebethOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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0041 Theories on the Cause of Genius Loci - Tene Handlen.
0042 Implications of Subatomic Physics on the Process of Transmutation - Nicolette Gensly.
0043 Living Cities: a Failed Hypothesis or Merely Against the Biases of the Visual Counsel? - Andrew Kral.
0044 The Importance of the Eye in Spellcasting: a Review of the Differences between Seeing and Blind Mages - Ignatius Belslem.
0045 Empty Matter and Probability Travel - Chloe Zell.
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0046: The Pelor Delusion - J. Nalth
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0047 Guild Mages Hate Her! This Mage Halved the Time of a Mass Teleportation and You'll Never Guess How! - Sanford Biriliu.
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0048: Using Magic for Fun and Profit by C. L. Kelus
0049: Understanding the Outer Planes by Tan Ari
0050: Why Evocation Isn't Useless by Mal Main
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0051: 'Abusing the power of Charm Person.' By Hair Asment
0052: 'Dead? Not anymore!' By G.P. Gravemonger
0053: 'Illusions 101. No more reality!.' By F.P.F.S.D.A.Q.C. Draflacondit, gnomish professor.
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0054: 'Classification and Uses of the Magical Beasts of the Material Plane' by Kazin Olsten
0055: 'Alternate Roads to Immortality: Vestigial Existance, Transmutation, and Psionic Sandwiches', a series of essays by members of the Emerald Eye
0056: 'Moral Considerations in the Use of Ninth Circle Spells' by Lyra Tanglefoot, First Maegister of the Purple Tower
0057: 'Fun with Fundamentals: a Primer on Prestidigitation' by Professor Patrick PaarmanATTENTION ANYONE WHO I'M PLAYING WITH:
No news is good news.
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0058: 'Dewey Decimal System vs. Bugsby's Retrieving Hand: A Taxonomy Of Cataloging Techniques For The Studied Spellcaster' by Millicent Anriganta
0059: 'First Things First: an extensive checklist for making checklists and ordering your life' by Prof. Scintilla
0060: 'Reducing nullification of orthothaumaturgic effects in Karano-Semanski fields' by Dr. Kilindash
0061: 'The flesh-eating creatures of the Katalo Valley and how to avoid them' by Captain Shiro
0062: '12 uses of dragon blood (free lemon drop included)' by Prof. [unreadable]
0063: 'The Glorious Life and More Glorious Undeath of Kazabo the Great (part 1, featuring the first century)' by Kazabo the Great
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0064: My Father, the Devil. An Interview to Ezzellino da Romano, by Sordello da Goito
0065: The Man Who Stole My Sister. How Unlawful Journalism Caused the Decadence of Court Troubadorship, by Ezzellino da Romano
0066: Deeper! A Book About Dwarven Greed, by Sirolonwe Mancalmo
0067: Ramas vs Kai: Two Translations Compared, by Johnet Devil
0068: Occupy Lair! How to Avoid Henchmen Uprising, by Pharangus Photius
0069: A Pamphlet Concerning the Status of Things in Undead Management, by Anonymous
0070: Will the Chicken Denounce me? New Insights into Intelligent Animal Induced Paranoia. By Chipper Boster
0071: The Wars I Fought, The Mistakes You Made: Gen. Fallacy's Memoires, Part 1, by Gen. Strawman Fallacy, edited by Robert Growth
0072: One Pill To Rule Them All: How Xanathax Changed Our Lives, by Longshot Wilson
0073: Cutting Edges. Why a Dagger is Better than a Club, by Lothar Marmalof
0074: Depression and Compression: Phisical-trauma-induced Psychiatric Diseases, by Pharang Photius
0075: Gallows Are Fun! An Introduction to a Legalized Mainframe to Public Execution for your Lair, by Asebio PortentiOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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0076 Psychology of the Undead - Morticia Fiore
0077 Stop Breathing and Embrace Undeath! vol. LXVIII - set of scrolls published yearly by ancient lich Raxaradan
0078 Raising Skeletons for Beginners - author unknown
0079 Put it down! (An Apprentice's Guide to Artifacts) - Omar Shaleb Bahmaat, archmage of Riandor
0080 To Master the Art of Embalming - practical guide consisting of 17 scrolls by unknown southern mage
0081 Draaxi Collection - leatherbound collection of scrolls dictated by ancient dracolich to unknown (and soon devoured) author
0081 Blood and Flesh - a record of discussion between vampire and sentient ghoulCall me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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0082: Myths and Superstitions Among Dragons - Nur Bethoryn
0083: The Autotheogenic Heresy: An Epistemology of Ascension Methodologies - Clavis Neve
0084: Reject Reality and Replace It With Your Own: Studies in Shadow Illusions - Neera Musicbag
0085: A Handbook of the Planes - Magnus Rota
0080: The Paradox of the Tusked Baby - Rev. Sir Daman Valiant D.D. O.o.H. S.o.F
0086: A Book on Spirits - The Apostate
0087: River Gods and Tree Spirits - Ellion H. Naveran
0088: The Tooth, The Seal, The Void: Dalver Nar
0089: Journal of <too damaged to read>
0090: The Speculations - Snotial U. Cepseht
0091: The Scrolls of Uncertain Provenance: Sources and Anotations - The Church of the Jazidim
0092: The Tenebrous Paradox: The So-Called Loremaster of Moil
0093: The Severe Secret - Anonymous
0094: New Methods for Modeling Interactions Between Astral and Ethereal Extradimensional Spaces - Portable Baggen and Hoal Holden
0095: Time is Power: A Chronometric and Statistical Approach to Intensity, Effectiveness, and Duration of Spells - Geldin the Mauve
0096: The Dungeonmaster's Guide - Core Handbook
0097: Crucimigration for Dummies: A Do It Yourself Guide - Tenobrius the Lichloved
0098: 10 Centuries Against the Undying: A Memoir - Fluffy the MarutLast edited by Gildedragon; 2016-03-30 at 06:11 AM.
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0096. Lay and Lie: Is He Really Dead, Or Is He Leaving You?, by Ursula Aphasia
0097. The Twilight Bone. Some Skeletons Are Best Left In Peace!, by Jack Elantine
0098. Iskanderun and His Blast: Story and Inception, by Ozocubus
0099. Know When To Run. How to Live To Fight Another Day, by Wise Bob
0100. Keep Your Ground! A Dwarven Paladin's Guide To Not Giving An Inch and Staying Alive Through Honourable Means, by Thomfur Boldstar
0101. A Dictionary to Mushroom-Speak, Compiled by Lelas Mongrel
0102. The Outsider Bon Vivant: Of Wine and Sylphs, by Trubius Farm
0103. 1000 Items that Changed Necromancy as We Know It, Explained by Drum Tibia
0104. Music of Death: Why Do Swans Sing?, by Tobi McRooster
0105. Under the Northern Star Lies Tuomela, by Ekki IllapanniOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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106: The Destiny of Kobolds - P.P.
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Tough act to follow! Here's a few that were (or could have been) created in games I've played:
107 Metamagical Principles - Quertus
108 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Basic Spells
109 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Intermediate Spells
110 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Advanced Spells
111 Q&A's Guide to Spells: Spells on the Planes {describes planar effects on spells, spell keys}
112 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Tips for Identifying, Fighting, Placating, and Running Away From Common Monsters
113 Q&A's Guide to Monsters: Harvesting and Transporting Valuable Organs
114 Q&A's Guide to Writing Your Will
115 A World ruled by Dragons, and how I turned them all into Fluffy Bunnies - WSD, DoW.
116 A World ruled by Vampires, and how I turned them all into Lawn Gnomes - WSD, DoW.
117 The Bwanthar {this "leather"-bound tome details the history of its immortal author's demonic torture of all things mortal}
118 Archery and You - How to be a Coward Without Wearing a Pointy Hat.
119 The Herd and You - A Guide to Feeding Your Community {by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
120 A Feast of Knowledge {a "scratch and lick" book by Squinnamort, Illithid Savant / Thrall Herd}
121 Guide to the undead slave trade, by Khan Ravensblood.
122 Books Unwritten: A Guide to the Dream King's Library.
123 Retire to Ravenloft {a pamphlet explaining how they have entire forests of trees and abundant water, and it's such a wonderful place}
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124 - The Grey Wizard's Pipeweed Companion - G. Stormcrow
125 - The Codex Codex, A Listing of Tomes Rare and Arcane, & Their Purported Contents and Propertys
I've also have a list o'tomes, but that is someone else's published work.
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127: The poisonous book of poisons - Belle Ad'nna
128: Fae-Watching: a guide - Mender Cello
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129: Fear the Horde! (Or Not): A Discussion on the Pros and Cons of Using Mindless Undead
130: The Kvathork Principle: A Treatise on Awakenings
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131: 'Between You And Me: A Treatise on Magical Barriers And Destruction Thereof' by Cellendra Millitosa
132: 'The Love Of Your Life: Contigency Spells For Adverse Circumstances' by Shira Kalonis
133: 'Line Of Succession: Common Schemes Students Employ Against Their Masters' by Kona Averis
134: 'Paradoxical Geometry through the Ages' by Costa Shintanta
135: 'On the advantages of Ice Spells' by Daromed the Glacier
136: 'Poor Unfortunate Souls: Where To Harvest Your Life Energy' by Ursula Octones
137: 'The Beginner's Handbook on Common Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz
138: 'The Advanced Handbook On Obscure Pitfalls in Demonic Contracts' by Karanata Livandosz, finished after her death by her pupil and successor Kona Averis
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0139. Hopefully It's Dead: And Other Vain Hopes, by Surdid Morlak
0140. Of Life, Death And Cymbals. What We Need And What We Want, by Eleutheros Malikiou
0141. A Comparative Study Of Wishing Wells. Are They Replicable?, by Otto SerenOriginally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
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Many fictional titles stolen from our favorite cosmic horror author, some on here are more keeping in theme with a villainous wizard. Since your game probably isn't in the real world, I redacted the place-names and replaced them with [Region].
0142: Clavis Alchimiae (Clavis Alchemical)
0143: Introduction to the Arcane
0144: Bestiary of [Region]
0145: Histories of [Region]
0146: On History
0147: On Religion
0148: Liber Ivonis
0149: Liber Mortis
0150: Book of Eibon
0151: Book of Lod
0152: Cthäat Aquadingen (things of the water), author unknown
0153: De Vermis Mysteriis
0154: On the Sending Out of the Soul
0155: Pnakotic Manuscripts
0156: Revelations of Glaaki
0157: Tarsioid Psalms
0158: Azathoth and Other Horrors
0159: Commentaries on Witchcraft (Robert Fludd)
0160: The Daemonolorum
0161: Of Evill Sorceries done in [Region] of Daemons in no Humane Shape
0162: Occultus (Heiriarchus)
0163: The Soul of Chaos (Hengist Gordon)
0164: Thaumaturgicall Prodigies
0165: The Witch-Cult in [Region] (Dr. Margaret Alice Murray)
0166: Astronomiae instauratae mechanica
0167: Astronomiae instauratae progymnasmata
I am so happy I use excel and didn't need to type out all of those numbers manually.Last edited by Slipperychicken; 2016-03-31 at 04:18 PM.
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2016-03-31, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
0143: The Grimoire Compendium: A list of magical texts - Various Authors
0144: Tomos Botanicus: The Herbolary of Magic - Archmage Teronius and Grand Druid Aardvarius