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1062) Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't
1063) Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk
1064) Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics
1065) The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments
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My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
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1068.) Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls
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Spoiler: 1001 - 1100 - The Hidden Book Case!1001: What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic
1002: Bye Bye Bye, A Bard's Guide to Banishment Spells
1003: Overdoing it for showoffs.
1004: How to know when the joke is over.
1005: The "Multi-dimensional library" project: when 1001 books are not enough.
1006: Surreallism: Extraplanar illusories with a foreword by Sigil's most excellent illusionist Flandswick Yggtriny
1007: Home Defense Handbook: Upper Planes Denizens, plus a leaflet on how to break paladins! By Peregar Lokhreg Wothadrion
1008: Interrupting their Groove: 110 tricks to defeat bards and other dashing casters! By Ermog Killjoy
1009: 2002: a great number. By the High Count of Doublington.
1010: Overlord List: Dos and Don'ts for Effective Villany
1011: One Hundred and One Derganged Experiments You Can Try At Home
1012: The Color Theory Out of Space (a guide on the use of color in paintings of supernatural and extradimensional objects)
1013: Codex Criminalis: Book of Criminal Enterprises and Goblins by J. R. Deadwing
1014: The Economicon
1015: The Necronameicon: 1000 and More Ways to Name Your Undead Minions.
1016: The Ergonomicon: A Guide to Correct Postures and to Workplace Design for Amanuensis' and Scroll Writers.
1017: Kamadabra Sutra
1018: Minauros tax code volumes 1-500
1019: Fifty Shades of Gray's Anatomy
1020: Principles of Anachronistic Architecture
1021: One Hundred And One Fun Experiments You Can Do In The Netherworld
1022: a dromite book on rulership that reads like a bizarre cross between the Discourses On Livy and the Kama Sutra
1023: Elixirs I Have Known and Loved (EiHKAL)
1024: Principles of Underwater Construction
1025: Foundationless: A Guide to Erecting Structures On the Elemental Plane of Air
1026: Architectural Design in Multiply Connected Space
1027: dirty abyssal magazine with a centerfold of Pale Night that bursts into flames if opened all the way
1028: an Olidammaran holy book that's hollow and contains a bottle of highly alcoholic brandy. On the bottle is written "no, seriously, this is really what's supposed to be in the book"
1029: The Oleonomicon (a treatise on magical oils)
1030: Odes to Evil (contains a collection of poems praising the ideas of evil, sadism, and depravity. If asked for examples quote some GWAR lyrics)
1031: Baatezu soul-collector's Field Manual
1032: Everything Under the Sun is In Tune, by Fink Ployd
1033: But the Sun is Eclipsed by the Moon, by Fink Ployd
1034: hard mode: an expose on suboptimal spell choices, neglecting equipment and level loss. Back cover has a coupon for a free wooden great sword (small size)!
1035: Oerth Ritual Almanac for the 6th Century, Vol. 1-6: Solar Eclipses, Lunar Eclipses, Planetary Alignments, Crystal Sphere Alignments, Lunar Phases, and Solstices and Equinoxes.
1036: Dweomertube User Manual: Divine to Your Heart's Content with this Small Construct
1037: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Arcana
1038: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Architecture and Engineering
1039: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Dungeoneering
1040: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Geography
1041: 10-volume Encyclopedia of History
1042: 10-volume Encyclopedia of *area where book is found*
1043: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nature
1044: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Nobility
1045: 10-volume Encyclopedia of Religion
1046: 10-volume Encyclopedia of the Planes
1047: The Macronomicon - A Seeker's Guide to Theurgic Programming by Girellon Silverhand
1048: Gazetteer of the Grinder: Safe Passages and Known Pirate Havens
1049: Smithing for Beginners
1050: Fleshsmithing for Beginners
1051: 'Ow to Rite Gud n proper-Like, by Glork Grimskull (An orcish guide to to proper written grammar and spelling in the common tongue. Not entirely accurate.)
1052: Musin's on tha natur o' tha unni-verse an Moral-atee, by Bogrot Warsmasher (An orcish philosophical treaty, amounting to the conclusion "iv you can take somethin, you should take somethin!")
1053: We Are Not All Incompetent (Though Some of Us Try to Prove Otherwise), by Kruk Stormfist (A pamphlet entreating the reader not to believe that every Orc is as idiotic as the last two books might lead you to believe.)
1054: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 1 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
1055: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 2 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
1056: A Complete Account of Living Among the Kobolds, Volume 3 of 4, by Antonin Blackriver
1057: How Best to Cook Annoying Humans, by Drakeskale of the Redfang Kobold Tribe
1058: The Kekonomicon. A book of orcish jokes.
1059: The Handbook of Heroes
1060: Why Won't My Zombie Stop Screaming? A Necromancer's Primer
1061: Wishing for Wishes: Just Don't
1062: Properly Optimized Fowl Theory and its Effect on the Common Folk
1063: Wherewolves, Therewolves, Everywherewolves: Controlling Lycanthropic Epidemics
1064: The Pyromancer's Pocketbook: How to Avoid Lighting Yourself On Fire At Embarrassing Moments
1065: The Big Book of Doomsday Prophecies
1066: Fifteen War Crimes You Can Commit At Home
1067: The Fattest Skeleton: A Children's Story
1068: Necreezynomicizzle - a treatise created by a god of rogues on the topic of stealing people's souls
1069: Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages
1070: The Vampiric Book of Vampires - A treatise on the undead. The pages appear blank until blood is dripped on them and the book doesn't reflect in mirrors
1071: Hastur Hastur Hastur - Strangely enough, the book is completely blank.
1072: The Book of Coming Forth by Night
1073: The Crystal Stele of Boccob
1074: The Science of Magical Talismans
1075: The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
1076: The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
1077: The Book of What is in the Material Plane
1078: Journal of The Ways
1079: The Key of Zagyg the Mayor
1080: The Joy of Killing
1081: The Bad Book
1082: The Xaositect's Cookbook
1083: The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
1084: The Joy of Cooking People
1085: Classification of Sprites
1086: Index of Magical Illnesses
1087: Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
1088: The Joy of Sects
1089: Lonely Conjurers Compendium
1090: The Cannibal Book (the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)
1091: The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting
1092: Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
1093: Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
1094: Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
1095: Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
1096: Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
1097: How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
1098: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
1099: The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice Smethwyck
1100: My First Necronomicon
Spoiler: 1101 - 12001101: The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
1102: Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea
1103: Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
1104: Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
1105: The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
1106: Several decades' back issues of 00100010, a Modron 'dirty' magazine
1107: A copy of a random book from the list belonging to a library in Sigil, with a due date some 337 years previous
1108: Arcane Arias - Making Music Magical By Blylen D'Artes
1109: A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
1110: Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing
1111: The Secret Fire (a guide to redox reactions in cellular respiration)
1112: The Mayor's Three Offices - a treatise on the ascended demigod Zagyg's threefold office as liar, lunatic, and lord
1113: Home Is Where You Hang Your Foes: Intimidate Through Interior Design, plus 150 tips on how to hero-proof your home
1114: The Sibylline Pamphlets
1115: Santa's naughty list
1116: Santa's nice list
1117: The Reaganomicon
1118: Ethan's Encyclopedia of Entheogens
1119: blackmail dossier on a local noble
1120: Mail order catalog of viking scrying specialists ISEA.
1121: This plain book opens to pocket demiplane where a fully-staffed BDSM dungeon resides.
1122: a detailed record of tortures inflicted on victims similar to the one kept by serial killer Robert "The Collector" Berdella
1123: The Books of Zeref
1124: The Big Book of Seals - Contains detailed descriptions and artful drawings of all seal, sea lion and walrus species in the world (of the setting). It contains enough information for those who need to be familiar with an animal in order to identify/handle/shapeshift into it count as being familiar with all of them while the book is in their possession or after spending 2 full days studying the book. Studying the book as part of a long rest makes a character familiar with a single species of their choice. A person has to be literate in order to use the book, or hit a 5 on a Decipher Script check (int, as an exception not trained only, try again: no).
1125: A collection of letters exchanged between various guilds detailing their plans to keep a rival but popular guild member from usurping the "rightful" heir to the Guildmaster position's election to that position.
1126: The Great Book of Seals - Contains drawings of royal seals and seals of office of anybody who was somebody over the last roughly 3 generations (up to 2 years ago, the book does not update). Also contains examples of seals of lower offices, for instance what the seal of an average mid level bureaucrat from a certain city state would look like, they use it for instance for sealing the gates at night so the city knows nobody has come sneaking in through those gates. The drawings are all quite nice sketches, but sketches nonetheless, and a trained eye looking for a forgery can always tell the difference between the real thing and a forgery based on just these drawings, whether they're looking at the seal itself or its print in wax.
1127: Grimoire of Seals - contains accurate drawings of most infernal seals with illustrations showing how to draw them step by step.
1128: Lexica Botania - Drowengarde Edition
1129: A small untitled bundle of nursery rhymes and kindergarten song.
1130: Experiments in Spiritual Hybridization
1131: What is Death?
1132: Natural and Supernatural History
1133: Acceleration of Karmic Particles by Means of Prayer
1134: The Physical Biology of the Soul
1135: How Death Learned to Live: A History of the Undead
1136: Experimemts in Animal Hybridization
1137: Field Notes on Svetalian Exorcisms Vol. VII
1138: To Cast or Not to Cast: A Spell-caster's Safety Checklist in Seventeen Parts
1139: Elementary Treatise of Alchemy
1140: Metaphysical Chemistry
1141: Pataphysical Chemistry
1142: Statistics for Mad Scientists: An Introduction to Design, Data Analysis, and Dementia
1143: The Apocrypha of Medicine
1144: Morphological Analysis of Clouds
1145: Studies of the Morphological Activity of Rivers as Illustrated by the River Styx
1146: The Public Fountains of the City of the Djinn
1147: Canopic Heart Protection Study
1148: Biocommunication of Earth Elementals
1149: Viral Control of Nuisance Dignitaries
1150: Introduction to Statistical Divination
1151: Divinatory Methods for Research Workers
1152: The great book of ceilings. With coupon for a free 10 foot inspection pole!
1153: Fear and Trembling and Terrified Screams
1154: The Poverty of Nations
1155: Critique of Pure Whimsy
1156: Beyond Chaos and Order
1157: The Science of War
1158: The Value of Knowledge of That Which Was Not Meant to Be Known
1159: The Book of Five Pendants
1160: Irrationality and Revolution
1161: On the Plurality of Words
1162: This is What It's Like to Be A Bat (by V.Dracula)
1163: The Principles of Parapsychology
1164: Mortal Clandestineness and Divine Reason
1165: God and Other Morons
1166: Fact, Fiction, and Fabrications
1167: Morals By Argument
1168: Orcish Ethics: Inverting Right and Wrong
1169: The Philosophy of Bad Language
1170: The Book of Five Jewels
1171: History of Pataphysics
1172: New Astrology
1173: On the Vulgarity of Worlds
1174: Experiments in Fungal Hybridization
1175: A New Method for Determining Distances Between Crystalline Firmament Spheres
1176: Karmic Emission and Absorption According to Moral Theory
1177: Dogmatic Catechism in the Lay of Drowned Togetherness
1178: Fundamentals of Necropsychology
1179: A Theory of Kobold Motivation
1180: Elves, Time, and the World
1181: Why we are not all going to die, a counterpoint. Contains a shoddily written theory full of holes by some second year student of wizardry.
1182: Energy, Ecology, Economics, and Evil
1183: Extraterrestrial Biomes
1184: Insecure Communications Over Secure Channels
1185: How To Keep A Secret
1186: Dynamic Military Architecture
1187: Oppression By Liberation
1188: The Rending Equation
1189: Songs of Apophenia
1190: The Pimp Crib of God
1191: The Rose Bowl Sutra
1192: Mortal Man and Immortal Society
1193: A Dweller on Two Planes
1194: The Dividing of the Will
1195: Journey to the South
1196: Diuretics: The New Science of Renal Health
1197: Doctrine of the Nasty
1198: The Classic Of Filial Cannibalism
1199: Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme: Cooking For Elven Knights
1200: Zagyg's Big Book of Jokes
Spoiler: 1201 - 13001201: Breaking Open The Head: A Psychopathic Journey into the Murderous Heart of Darkness
1202: Magnificant Canonical Description of Logs
1203: On The Structure of the Dwarven Body
1204: Observations On Animal Magnetism
1205: On The Elementary Quanta of Matter and Spirit
1206: The Hero With A Thousand Bruises
1207: Acquainted With the Dawn
1208: The Bilestone Resource
1209: The Principles and Practice of Bilestone Mining
1210: The Prize: The Epic Quest for Money, Power, and the Black Bile of the World
1211: The Bilestone Question: An Inquiry Concerning the Progress of the Nation, and the Probable Exhaustion of Our Mines
1212: The Mythallar Revolution
1213: No Excuses Sovereignty
1214: Only the Mad Survive
1215: Strategies That Revolutionized A Nation
1216: Starving For War
1217: Human Bonfire
1218: Lembas Bread Tiger
1219: How Cartomancy Works
1220: Straight From the Bowels
1221: Ends and Endings
1222: The Politics of Murlynd
1223: A Field Guide to Edible, Inedible, and Bellicose Fungi
1224: No Excuses Despotism
1225: The Kingdom of Fungi Is At Hand
1226: Suel, Baklun, and the Twin Cataclysms
1227: Cosmic Geography
1228: The Kingdom of Fungi Is Within You
1229: Ben Drown's Book of Majora's Masks
1230: The book next to this one contains a secret switch, by Tom Foolery
1231: I Fart in Thy General Direction: 1001 More Dirty Jokes, by Leddit Rip
1232: The Great Book of Spoilers, by Daniella Spoilsport. The back blurb tells us it contains the summarized endings of over 300 common folktales, heroic ballads and adventure epics.
1233: Cooking with Vegetables, by Mary the Chaste
1234: Brewing with Vegetables, by Mary the Wise
1235: Unlocking the Secrets of the Universe with Vegetables, by Mary the Powerful
1236: Conquering the World with Vegetables, by She Who Shall Not Be Named Mary!
1237: The Curious Case of Madness-Inducing Carrot Intolerance, by Richard Littletown, General Physician
1238: Vampires are Alive! And Why They Deserve Compassion, Not Stakes, by Ned Totallyarealhumon
1239: The Seven Habits of Highly Graceful Princesses, by A.L.F.M.N.S. van Friedelstein en Overvechten
1240: Why Must it Always Be Swans?!
1241: Bard's Familiar Quotations
1242: There and Almost Back Again: A Stylised Journal of the Dangers of Failing Resurrection Magicks narrated to Marvin Mestiohan by the ghost of Hermlink Turpungate
1243: The History of Tea Vol. 7
1244: Jemima's Annotated Legislation Service
1245: The Drunken Watchmaker
1246: Down From the Dragons: The Evolution of Kobold Patheticism
1247: The Asmodeus Principle
1248: They Eat What!? A Cultural Encyclopedia of Bizarre Foods
1249: Sacred Geometry: An Introduction
1250: Home on the Farm. An Opera. It contains sheet music.
1251: Farm Life. A musical, based on the classic "Home on the farm". Contains tabs for stringed instruments and lyrics.
1252: The Toilet, Concerta for Orchestra and Flatulist. The orchestra parts can be deciphered, the flatulist music is written in the flatulist equivalent of druidic.
1253: Sacred Patterns in Daily Objects
1254: Dragons, and How to Train Your Own
1255: This Book is Full of Truths
1256: Bards: Stupid or Idiotic?
1257: Less than 50 Years is Possible: Great Ideas for Speeding up the Learning Curve Toward First Level
1258: Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bladiebla
1259: Time to Stop, by Calverburd Heinslaw
1260: The Seven Habits of Highly Deranged People
1261: The Art of Spell Research - Know Your Elemental Memes and How to Combine Them by S. Stormlord
1262: The Hidden Realty: Flipping Properties In Parallel Universes
1263: The Fabric of the Multiverse: Space, Time, and the Tapestry of the Fates
1264: Evening the Odds: A mathematician's Guide to Warfare
1265: Oddening the Evens: Mutating Twins and Other Matched Sets
1266: Books: Why?
1267: Words are for Wizards
1268: A Thousand Words: How to Communicate in Pictures
1269: Barbarian Monthly, within this issue a discussion on the silent contemplation of influential schools of thought surrounding the disruption of the fluidity of movement instigated by the connecting of dermal and muscular tissue with medium mass high velocity handheld objects.
1270: Universal User Manual of the Humanoid Brain: Volume I
1271: Universal User Manual of the Humanoid Brain: Volume II - 10,001 Frequently Done Stupidities.
1272: Case Studies On Curses In Elven Males
1273: On the Extraordinary Resilience of Cursed Items
1274: Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations
1275: Mycultists: Fungal Worship in the Cult of Elemental Evil
1276: Libris Fungous: A Life Sized Illustrated Guide to Six Hundred and Sixty-Six Species from Around the World
1277: The Encyclopedia of Military Artifacts
1278: Encyclopedia of Women in Heaven and Hell
1279: Encyclopedic Dictionary of Metaphysical Geography
1280: Netherworld Encyclopedia of Cities
1281: Codex Nuttella
1282: Codex Pacificus
1283: Operating Manual for Craftworlds
1284: How to Make Friends and Influence People: A Beginner's Guide to Necromancy and Mind Control
1285: How to Make Fiends and Infernal People: Demon Summoning and Contract Basics for Non-Readers
1286: The Coming Global Firestorm
1287: Fire From the Earth
1288: Eating People
1289: Engines of Destruction: The Coming Era of Mayhem
1290: Nourishing the Void
1291: Engines of Creation: The Bygone Era of the Gods
1292: Es Klak On Fila Da 200 Prantera Diversi Begripsia Ni Du (written in Druidic)
1293: Bu Ga Da, Zu Ga Da, Bu Nie Ga Zoe. Bu Ga Zu Mo Oe Ga! (The original epic in its original Druidic!)
1294: I Will Fall if You Read This: A Beginner's Guide to Druidic
1295: The Book of Nod - Reading this book puts you to sleep. S.T. allowed.
1296: The Book of No Nod: 1001 Ways to Stay Awake During Boring Lectures
1297: Blind Deaf-Mutes With Peg Legs and Prosthetic Hands In the Arts and Sciences: A Biographical Dictionary
1298: Looter's Dictionary of Archaeology
1299: Encyclopedia of Otherworldly Art
1300: How To Identify Corpses: A Complete Guide to Manual and Magical Processes
Spoiler: 1301 - 14001301: How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away
1302: Library of the Multiverse
1303: Extraplanar Encyclopedia
1304: The Silver Branch
1305: Lizardmen and Their Symbols
1306: The Key of Imagination
1307: The Legalese Edda
1308: The IMRaD Edda
1309: The Technical Writing Edda
1310: Handbook of Symbols In Religious Art
1311: Uandbook of Symbols in Bathroom Graffiti
1312: Handbook of Symbols in Religious Bathroom Graffiti
1313: Biographical Dictionary of God Botherers
1314: Illustrated Dictionary of Practical Astrology
1315: The Human Centipede or The Matter, Form, and Power of a Commonwealth, Ecclesiastical and Civil (This one's a parody of two things: Leviathan or The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common-Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil, a book on political theory whose frontispiece depicts a giant made out of of hundreds of smaller people, and The Human Centipede, a horror movie about a mad scientist who sews people together to create a conjoined triplet connected via the gastric system)
1316: Possession and You: Diary of a Wraith's Misadventures in Possession
1317: Dewey's Decimation Symbol - Stop Misfiling This Under Explosive Runes! by Ira T. Librarian.
1318: Vast Active Living Arranged Reason
1319: Vast Active Living Awareness Rig
1320: Ghosting Ghosts: Dating in the Age of Undead
1321: Possess This Book
1322: The Book of the Blind
1323: Handbook of the Dinosaurs of the World
1324: Spiritological Handbook
1325: Illustrations of the Nests and Eggs of Dragons of Krynn
1326: The Book of Anomalous Prayer
1327: The Power of Aggressive Thinking
1328: I'm Abominable, You're Abominable
1329: The Monk Who Sold Dope
1330: A Dictionary of Celestial and Infernal Objects from A to Z
1331: Fallen Knights: A Paladin's Guide to committing EVIL
1332: Orientation in Vastness. The Navigation of the Individual Planes, by Seli Dut.
1333: Leave the Mortal Coil Earlier
1334: Death and How to Survive It
1335: The Courage to Kill
1336: What Color is Your Funeral Shroud?
1337: The Mayo On Everything Diet
1338: Eat People, Not Plants
1339: Journeys With Tchen Bodu
1340: War Secrets of the Rogue Leader
1341: Life Begins At Death
1342: The Art of Otherworldly Wisdom
1343: The Cleric Librarian: A Real Page Turner
1344: Magnificence and You: How to Play with Deities as Mortal by Big G.
1345: A Month in My Life 1345 Years Ago. Describes the most exciting month from a middle aged, rather boring wizard/scribe's life.
1346: Life is an Illusion - An Illusionists Life.
1347: Boggy Poems by Will O Wisp
1348: Particle Metaphysics
1349: Principles of High Energy Metaphysics
1350: The Thau and You: Rethinking the Standard Elements
1351: Splitting the Thau
1352: Torturous Modalities: The Art and Science
1353: The Complete Works of Marcel Peabody: A collection of Sonnets, Plays, and Prose written in barely comprehensible Elvish. Possible the earliest example of Modern Elvish.
1354: Robust Enchantment
1355: A Magical Tale: The Story of Level 1 Spell Slots
1356: Pelor's Justice: Seminary Student Guide: This book contains canned insights into Pelor's holy texts to help less than enthusiastic students become clerics.
1357: Experiments in Practical Hamartiology
1358: Dabble the Bard and the Flying Maidens. A single volume of a series of popular pulp novels.
1359: The Gift of Hatred
1360: In Search of the Mundane
1361: How Are We To Die?
1362: The Outer Reaches of the Inner Planes
1363: Sunken Islands
1364: The Savagery of Management
1365: Six Obvious Teachings
1366: On the Ways of Vendetta
1367: History of the Greyhawk Wars
1368: Concerning the Fortifications of a Wizard Tower
1369: The Admiral's Orchard
1370: A Gaze Into the Abyss
1371: Caring for Fairies for Fun and Profit
1372: Kythrian Astrology for Bumfuzzled by Urial Thressek
1373: The Complete Pock-Speckled Guide To Effing Countercursing by Sloe-Eyed Ji'lam
1374: The Hidden World: Guide to the Rare Arts of Physics and Chemistry. Describes some pretty outlandish concepts and natural powers that might one day enable us to make everburning candlesticks and self moving horses.
1375: Underdark Radiation and How it Affects Wild Magic - by Maarken
1376: A Brief History of Space
1377: The Future of the Past
1378: The Death Of the Cosmos
1379: Lo and Behold!
1380: The Book of the Darned
1381: The Magic of Magic
1382: A Brief History of the Dreamtime
1383: Death Up Close
1384: Why Nothing Matters
1385: Lexicon of Gramarye
1386: Nootropic Birds of the World
1387: Animal Undeath
1388: Letters To An Ignorant Nation
1389: Philosophy in the Bathroom
1390: We, The Dead
1391: The Book of Sparkles
1392: The Treatise Of Infinite Impostors
1393: An Unusual Faith
1394: Polluted Body, Polluted Mind
1395: Her Eaten Children
1396: Myths to Die For
1397: The Inevitables: Understanding the Technological Forces That Order the World
1398: The Book of Abominable Devices
1399: Chaining The Moon
1400: Cognitive Deficit
Spoiler: 1401 - 15001401: The Age of Enlightened Machines
1402: The Book of Insidious Devices
1403: The Stannic Bible [sic]
1404: Conquest and Control
1405: No Place to Run
1406: The Quintessence of Decision
1407: The Fate of the Sun
1408: Voices From Hell
1409: The Adamantium Files
1410: The Conquest of Interstellar Spaces
1411: Paramilitary Communications
1412: On The Nature of Air Smithing
1413: When Sorcery Fails
1414: Innocents In The Hands of A Mad God
1415: God In The Drunk Tank
1416: 666 Poems
1417: The Elementary Quanta of Solace
1418: While Gods Sleep
1419: The Old Book of Improbable Cats
1420: Yellowpages of Lecan
1421: A Is For Abominatiom
1422: Blacklist of Threatened Species
1423: The Five People You Meet In Hell
1424: The Symbolism of Lawful Evil
1425: The Seven Basic Schemes
1426: Supernecronomics
1427: The Freakonomicon
1428: Fear And Loathing: A How-To Guide
1429: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol I. So, You’re A Different Gender Now.
1430: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol II. On the gaining and losing of mass.
1431: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol III. Spines: who needs them anyway.
1432: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol IV. Senses both mundane and magical.
1433: Coping With Forced Polymorphs and You, Vol V. Just because you enjoy your new form, doesn't mean revenge is off the table.
1434: Encyclopedia Satannica - A Comprehensive Exploration of Devils and their Domains
1435: Encyclopedia Satinica - The wizard picked the wrong book and now he has an encyclopedia on all things textile. For added hilarity points, it's the most well-read book of his entire library.
1436: Made In Faerûn: Coping To A Cosmic Economy
1437: Reincarnation And It's Principles Relating To Native Planar Species
1438: Self-Annihilation And You
1439: The Book of the Comatose
1440: Archfiend's Almanac
1441: Fiendish Factbook
1442: 101 Ways to Skin A Cat
1443: The Book of the Terminally Ill
1444: The Book of the Unborn
1445: The Book of the Terminally Bored
1446: The Book of Those Who Were Killed in Ping Pong Accidents on the Last Tuesday in May
1447: How to Kill With Books
1448: Talking Mimic Management
1449: Paths To Immortality, The Best And the Worst
1450: How To Spot A Magic Item Con Artist.
1451: Optimization of Morphokinesthetics for Intense and Dangerous Activities (this is a book written by and for changeling adventurers and others with shapeshifting powers, in which it is concluded that the standard image of an epic hero as either a big beefcake guy or a large breasted woman are not practical forms for adventurers and others engaging in rigorous physical activity, and that the ideal form is in fact a small chested petite woman - as they present a smaller target and don't have anything flopping around and getting in he way - or else a something very much like a kobold, for the same reasons)
1452: The Book of the Deaf
1453: The Book of the Dead Tired
1454: The Book of the Formerly Living
1455: Liberation Through Lockpicking in the Intermediate State
1456: The Book of Coming Forth Out Of The Closet
1457: Chicken Soup For The Devil
1458: The Idiot's Guide to Dummies
1459: Chicken Soup For The Damned
1460: Extradimensional Spaces: On Closets, Wardrobes, and Hammers
1461: The Tiger, The Tower, and the Tornado
1462: Rule by Extradimensional Mortals
1463: The Voyage of the Dusk Riser
1464: The Plural of Apocalypse: How to Play World Ending Events Off Each Other for Fun and Profit
1465: Chased by an Elephant: An Enchanter's How-to Guide
1466: The Ultimate Preposterously Long Winded Sequipedalian Nature of Loquacious Academics That Rise in the Morning to Debate Until Dawn Is Herein Expounded and Explained For All With Ears to Hear and Eyes to See and Minds to Understand. Let None Therefore Be Not Warned!
1467: Concision
1468: The Iron Grimoire - It's literally an otherwise untitled book with a cast iron cover, held closed by a very heavy brass lock. The key has long since been lost, but the corrosion and rust along the spine and a weight greater than one would expect even from it's unusual bindings, suggests that it's probably better that way.
1469: The Infernal Contraption - A Treatise on the Astrolabic Interactions of the Demonic and Devilish Planes
1470: How to Make Fiends and Influence People. That's not a typo.
1471: The Mirror of Smoke, authored by G.Ravenor. (If you have THAT one on your shelf, your universe is probably more screwed up than anyone could ever imagine....)
1472: Trust Nothing - The Amateur's Guide to Mimic Hunting. The first page reads "By having read the title and opened this book, you have already failed in your first lesson."
1473: Anticip- (Vol.I) - Have a wild guess what Vol.II is entitled?
1474: Deceptions and the Deceiving Devils Who Deal Them
1475: The Myth of the Rational Congregant
1476: Vol. 1 Addendum: Say It
1477: Gold Paper and The Con "How-to" Guide: Con Your Local Bank.
1478: Royal Rumble: The Rovanugs' Title Defence
1479: The Lager Catechism: The Brewing and Uses of Holy Beer
1480: The Acts of God
1481: Lamps of Soil
1482: The Lives of the Sinners
1483: The Lamentation of a Saint
1484: The Book of Eccentric Prayer
1485: Experiments in Chronomancy, Volumes 9 through 4
1486: The Nonunion Prayer Book
1487: Treatise of the π Imposters
1488: 1001 Uses For *Grease* No not that way, by Derrick Crumbleweed
1489: The Destitute Society
1490: The Poetics of Time
1491: A Short Walk On The OG Kush
1492: Clockwork and the Brain
1493: Have You Died Before This Life?
1494: The Brutal Art of Making Friends
1495: Lost Continents by Amapur the Traveller
1496: Lost Continency by Rivallar the Mad
1497: War, Battle and Magic - the Practical Guide to Application of High Magicks in Warfare by Chafahar, Royal Mage of Dahnav Kingdom
1498: Land, Manure and Magic - the Practical Guide to Application of High Magicks in Agriculture and Horticulture by Chafahar, former Royal Mage of Dahnav Kingdom
1499: Prayer For An Old Person
1500: G'day Sun
Spoiler: 1501 - 16001501: The Big Red Train That Couldn't
1502: The Magic Lore of Secrecy
1503: The Book Of All-Too-Real Beings
1504: Algebraic Geometry
1505: A Pillow For My Helmet
1506: Through the Gates of Ruin
1507: Banks And Politics Along the River Styx
1508: Words [sic] in Collision
1509: All About the Plane of Radiance
1510: A History of Non-Speaking Peoples
1511: Politics Among the Planets
1512: The Checklist of Dry Academic Literature
1513: Disturbing Languages and Language Disturbances
1514: The Fine Art of Mixing Potions
1515: The Encyclopedia of World Encyclopedias
1516: No Sun Today
1517: Commentaries on the Dead
1518: The Art of Loathing
1519: Inside the Elements
1520: The Wandering Mountains
1521: Journey to Obsession
1522: The Hero With 1000 Feces
1523: Ars Goatse
1524: Journey to the Southwest Side
1525: The Hero With 1000 Sandwiches
1526: The Inferno Lost
1527: The Inferno Regained
1528: The Principle of Despair
1529: The Doors of Illusion
1530: Magic In History
1531: Magic in Science
1532: The Quadrangular Ruins
1533: Witchcraft Weekly
1534: The First and Only Freedom
1535: What Counts As Thinking?
1536: Unlife for the Hungry
1537: The Book of Malebolgia
1538: Philosophical Experiments
1539: The Complete Book of the Outer Planes
1540: Destination Sun
1541: The Bat and the Echidna
1542: Flying Carpets From Outer Space
1543: Amature Crystal Ball Making
1544: Contract Goetia for Beginners
1545: The Divine Romcom
1546: The Enthralled Mind
1547: Essays In Diabolical Economics
1548: The Facts of Death
1549: The Book of Tasty and Healthy People
1550: The Bee and the Crocodile
1551: Ages in Order
1552: Great Books of the Literary World
1553: The Stars: New Ways to See Them in Person
1554: Purity of Diction in Verbal Spells
1555: Occult Psychology
1556: Time and Timelessness
1557: Time and Time Control
1558: Effective Public Executions
1559: How to Succeed in Business Without Doing Anything
1560: In Search of Industrial Music
1561: Accidental Logic
1562: Atlas of the Lands Beyond
1563: Intentional Logos
1564: Writings on the Art of Persecution
1565: Thoughts On the Nature of Mass Destruction
1566: The Phonebook of the Dead
1567: Fear and Loathing in Lost Continents
1568: Theoretical Methods of Bringing and Harnessing Phlogiston Inside a Crystal Sphere
1569: "Farmer of Sludge" by Marles Pickens (Monty Python)
1570: "The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoutpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beckles" (Monty Python)
1571: "Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying" (Monty Python)
1572: Fantastically Evil Beasts and Where to Find Them
1573: How to Maim Your Dragon
1574: A Postmodern Prometheus
1575: The Divine Oscarbait Drama
1576: The Telltale Colon
1577: Robot Superiority in Unexpected Situations by Jess Tincase
1578: Harmonicas of the World (Harmonicas Mundi)
1579: Fantastic Beasts And How To Eat Them
1580: The Revelation of Chicken Little
1581: The other chapters of the Revelation of Chicken Little
1582: The Apocrypha of St Cuthbert
1583: The Trials of Regdar
1584: Fundamentals of Zyklonian Power Theory
1585: The Revenge of Xykon
1586: The Faceonomicon
1587: Perception and Perceptibility
1588: Hubris and Bias
1589: Psionic Blues
1590: Death After Death
1591: Incidents in the Life of Zagyg Yragerne
1592: Police Manual of Clairvoyant Investigation
1593: The Large Book of Mediums
1594: The Dark Meat Poultry Grimoire
1595: The Triangular Book of Trigonometry
1596: The Book of Officious Spirits
1597: The Book of Small Change
1598: Flying Saucers From the Outer Planes
1599: Magick Without Extra Letters
1600: Sorcery In History
Spoiler: 1601 - 17001601: The Arcane Clock
1602: The Mechanical Booty Shaker
1603: The Science of Slaughter
1604: Negativity As A Positive Science
1605: Fear and Loathing In Perpetuity
1606: The Sending Spell: 25 Chapters on Practical Usage, Metamagic, Vocalisation, Codes, Synonyms, Metric, and Everything Else to Communicate More Clearly and Concisely Over Longer Distances! -Various Authors
1607: Crisp and Chips: How to Cook a Meal Using Short-Timed Fire Spells. - Fiona Theret, adventuring Sorceress
1608: The Art of Misunderstanding - How to Bluff to Mask the Somatic Components of Various Magicks. -Gardin the Unlucky Bard
1609: Depictions and Drawings of Male Drow (A Sketchbook) - Anonymous
1610: Nonphysical Mechanics
1611: Pale Night's Tales to Her Grandson
1612: No Need For Roots
1613: The Unknowing and The Unknown
1614: The Prison of the Sun
1615: Derangement of Behavior
1616: The Origins and Extinction of Consciousness
1617: Painting with Darkness
1618: Art and Life in the Land of the Dead
1619: Spawn and How to Sire Them. A book about vampire spawn and how to not mess the process.
1620: Fifty Fun Pranks to Play on Your Dragon-Lady of a Sister, by Fizban
1621: Undead and Organization by Segev the Dark Lord
1622: Abjuration, Transmutation, Conversation: A Practical Guide to Talking with Mundanes- Nihile Grahsam, gnomish bard-turned-wizard
1623: T'was a Magical Night: A Guide to Useful Magic for Festivities (Includes a Comprehensive List of Summons and Other Spells to Get Fitting Dance Partners)-Nihile Grahsam
1624: to Create a Functioning Micro-Ecosystem on a Demipland -Elora Silverminer
1625: A Speculative Treaty on Commoners' Lives Without Access to Low-Level Magic (Warning: Some of the Foundings - e.g: about the availibility of clean water - may seem highly disturbing. Read at your own risk!) -Kay Lionslayer
1626: The Volume of Not Letting the Heart of A Man Be Snatched Away From Him In A Bar Somewhere
1627: The Affirmative Denial
1628: The Lesser Key of Imagination
1629: The "We Do Not Wish to Be Here" Axiom
1630: Deep Down in my Heart, I Just Really Don't Want to Die
1631: Defection and Romance: Loving Your Enemies and Hating Your Friends
1632: A Guide to Understanding How Working as a Sailor While Trapped in a Demiplane Separated from the Rest of the World with No Water Spontaneously Creates Money.
1633: Lady of the Rings: The Third Tower
1634: Dying of the Light
1635: Unpleasant Skulduggery - Kain
1636: Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs Drugs: A Complete Guide
1637: Beginners' Guide to Non-Euclidean Architecture - Non Euclidus, illithid savant
1638: The Three Wrongs
1639: The Age of Horror
1640: Dockworkers of Infamy
1641: Diegetics [sic]
1642: The Evolution of Numinous Weaponry
1643: Eighteen Thousand Years In Prison
1644: Escape to the Hells
1645: Language In The Evil Empire
1646: The Book of Azathoth
1647: The Well Wrought Sarcophagous
1648: Asymmetry of Fear
1649: Mainly On Fire
1650: The Claymore and the Nettle
1651: Deaths And Doorways
1652: Book of Trigon: Brother Blood Edition
1653: True History of the Demon by Ra's al Ghul
1654: The Bat, the Demon, and the Clown by Oracle
1655: "The Curse of Twenty- Observations on the Theory of Probability"-Arthas Durnhill
1656: "How Many Critically Important Steps Can a Plan Have Before it Will Surely Fail?" -Warlock Weckesa
1657: "Desnas Holy Number" -Deynæ Eukaryid
1658: "Magically Determining Statistical Values "-Teflut Bzeoark (a signed first edition, contains two highly situational cantrips)
1659: "Observed Randomness "(A notebook)
1660: "How to become popular! A GUIDE!" By Talandriel, Bard!
1661: Man Meets God
1662: The Concept of Mind Control
1663: A Short History of Dwarven Philosophy
1664: Magnificent Mansions of the Rich and Famous
1665: The Acts of Congress
1666: The First Book of Unelected Autocrats
1667: You Unimaginative Morons! (a very angry tract written by a divine spellcaster complaining that the simplicity of the common people's imaginations and beliefs is creating unnecessary limitations on the things that magic can do because belief shapes the gods and outer planes and as such his magic is limited to the banal unimaginative shapes that people commonly think of)
1668: Alphabetical Index of Evil Triangle Gods
1669: The Book of the Prophet Jambalaya
1670: The Phenomenology of Spirituous Beverages
1671: Of Mice and Other Mice
1672: The Narcotic Manuscripts (i think I already said this, but it's not on the list)
1673: Unpronounceable Cults
1674: Demon Summoning: Frequently Asked Questions and Prices
1675: The Significance of Base 9 In Numerological Analysis (a treatise proposing that the mystical properties of any number is determined by its ones column digit in base nine. For example four and thirteen both end in 4 when translated to base nine and both are unlucky)
1676: The Nudnik Manuscript
1677: Codex Seraphicanus
1678: The Growler Codex
1679: The Chicken Florentine Codex
1680: The Book of Eye Balm
1681: The King with Jaundice
1682: Mysteries of the Tequila Worm
1683: The Eiderdown Shards
1684: Mind the Gap: 100 Ways to Cross a Ravine
1685: 1685 of Imperium: Detailed Almanac for The Year of Single-Eye Arachnid
1686: Donkeys, Mules and Other Delicious Treats: Goblin Cookbook
1687: How to Rest: Learn to Meditate Like Elves Do (Comprehensive Guide to Elven Meditation)
1688: Elven Runes: Learn to Write Like Elves Do
1689: Stupid Sorcery
1690: The Elegant Epics of Elves
1691: The Complete Encyclopedia of Signs and Portents
1692: The Epic of Biomesh
1693: Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
1694: Lords of th░░░X░Hells: Vol░II ░░Disputes with Dispater
1695: Lords of the░░░░el░: Vol. I░I -░░░░░░░ing Mammon From Heaven
1696: Lords of ░he ░X░░░s: Vol. ░V - The Evidence, Belial, the Claims
1697: [A blank book in the same binding style and with blank pages in the same type and age as those around it]
1698: Lo░░░░f t░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░V░░Levistus ░░░░Geryon With It
1699: Lords of the ░░Hells: Vol. ░V░- Glasya-Eyed Stair
1700: L░rds of t░░░░X░░ls: Vol. ░II░ - Shooting th░░░alzebul
Here're some links to the other list-posts:Spoiler: 1701 - 18001701: Lords of the░░X░Hells: Vol. V░░I - Magical Mister Me░░░stopheles
1702: ░░rd░░░░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░X░ - Asmodeus Ex Machina
1703: The Epic of Gilligan
1704: Webspinner's Dictionary
1705: Bardlet's Quotable Familiars
1706: The Laudable Legends of Lizardfolk
1707: What Color is Your Ring of Feather Falling
1708: The Science of Peace
1709: The Frugal Cannibal
1710: The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook
1711: The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses
1712: The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family
1713: The Cook's Guide to Anarchy
1714: The Poor Man's Murlynd
1715: The Prayer of A Xerox and the Song of the Three Hole Punch
1716: The Book Of Danny
1717: The Letter of Jerry
1718: On Floating Corpses
1719: The Book of Joan
1720: The Book of Letters
1721: The Book of Mike
1722: The Book of Dreamcast
1723: The First and Second Books of Peasants
1724: Work Shirkers and Days
1725: The Book of Juries
1726: The Book of Executioners
1727: ten unrelated books by different authors all entitled "The Art of War" (cf. Sun Tzu, Sun Bin, and Niccolo Macciavelli IRL)
1728: The Oddity [sic]
1729: The Book of Folly
1730: The Book of Wisenheimers
1731: The Epic of Error
1732: De Marijuana Medica
1733: The Nine Books of Forgettable Deeds and Sayings
1734: The Art of Hate
1735: The Canon of Locked Room Mystery
1736: Dialogue of Jason and Chucky
1737: The Song of the Lurid
1738: Belling the Dragon
1739: The Feng Shui of Tony
1740: The Comprehensive Meaning of Customs and Excises
1741: Guidebook of the Elysian Seas
1742: Twenty Books on the Meaning of Meaning
1743: The Myth of Syphilis
1744: Parallel Universes
1745: The Stone Dead Classics
1746: The Book of Immutables
1747: The Book of Books About Documents About Books
1748: What Color is Your Seat Cushion Flotation Device
1749: True Scripture to Awaken the Neighbors
1750: Lives and Opinions of Officious Philosophers
1751: Refutation of All Veracities
1752: The Book of Alive Burial
1753: Declarations of the Infected
1754: Eternity without Boredom: Practical Guide to Lichdom
1755: Breaking the Ray: Experimenting with Prisms
1756: Risk and Reward: Adventuring as Wizard
1757: Charisma for Advanced I.: Why Sorcerers get the Girls
1758: Charisma for Advanced II.: Fashionable without Cleavage
1759: Mirrors and Smoke: Illusions and Charms
1760: The Equilibrium of Power: Choosing the Right Combination of Spells
1761: The Origin and Deeds of the Emos
1762: About the Mystery of the Numbers
1763: The Scarlet Laws
1764: Concerning Self-Righteous Places (De Locis Sanctimonious)
1765: The Elevator of Divine Ascent
1766: The Book of Fatty
1767: The Quinine Chronicle
1768: Light Crystal Rhymes
1769: The Stele of the Ludicrous Religion
1770: The First and Second Books of the Chronic
1771: The Provincial Capitals of Minor Nations
1772: The Whole Musical Enchilada
1773: Little Book of the Construction of Butterfly Pasta
1774: The Ivan Drago Sacramentary
1775: The Book of Aaaargh!
1776: The Declaration of Co-dependence
1777: Annals of the Soft Headed
1778: The Divinatory Comedy
1779: The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
1780: The G'day Fragments
1781: The Seven Cryptical Leaflets of Hsan
1782: The Seven Cryptical Books of Hand Jive
1783: The Ka-ching Stone Classics
1784: The Liste of Artifacta Found in Ruinned Metropolai of Grimhold by Isithapos the Mad
1785: Ethical View of the Laws of Magical Wars - a Notated Discussion of Archmagi of Three Universities
1786: How To Train Your Homunculus
1787: Mysteries of Blood: Notes from Discussion with a Vampire during Vivisection
1788: The Caster's Voice: 100 Magical Runes and their Correct Pronounciation
1789: Love and Hatred: On Nature of Spirits
1790: Orcs and Nature: The Perfect Match?
1791: Risk Management of Spellcasting: How to Mitigate Risk of Backfire
1792: Risk Management of Summoning: Pronounciation of Demonic Names
1793: Risk Management of Summoning II: Common Failures in Communication with Djinni
1794: Errata To Risk Management of Summoning II: With Apologies for the 2 Feet Tennis Misspell
1795: Taking Back: How To Remove Unwanted Effects of Wish Spell
1796: Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
1797: Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes
1798: Aye of the Beholder: Book 1 of the Beholder Boatswain series.
1799: Eye of the Beholden: Anatomy of Eyebulb
1800: Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!
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1069.) Fiend's Phrasebook - a handy guide for possessing spirits that only speak Abyssal or Infernal explaining how to say phrases such as "Are you the Keymaster?" "One by one we will take you" and "Your mother [REDACTED] in Hell!" in various material plane languages
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1072.) The Book of Coming Forth by Night
1073.) The Crystal Stele of Boccob
1074.) The Science of Magical Talismans
1075.) The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"
1076.) The Attraction and Repulsion of Supernatural Forces by Means of Architectural Design
1077.) The Book of What is in the Material Plane
1078.) Journal of The Ways
1079.) The Key of Zagyg the MayorLast edited by Bohandas; 2017-11-05 at 01:41 PM.
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1080.) The Joy of Killing
1082.) The Bad Book
1083.) The Xaositect's Cookbook
1084.) The [Sixth and] Seventh Book[s] of Adams (spoof combining of the fraudulent "sixth and seventh books of moses" that appeared in the 18th century with the five Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels by deceased former Doctor Who scriptwriter Douglas Adams (or six novels if you include the Salmon of Doubt))
1085.) The Joy of Cooking People
1086.) Classification of Sprites
1087.) Index of Magical Illnesses
1088.) Fun Cursed Objects You Can Make for Under 1000 GP
1089.) The Joy of Sects"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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1091: The cannibal book(the current title is very long due to how it adds the titles of all the books it eats to his own)
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1091.) The Scrounger's Guide to Wandcrafting
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1092.) Pick Up Ladies The Magic Way
1093.) Perrenland Pharmacopoeia
1094.) Lithosurgery Handbook (a treatise on using petrification as a surgical aid)
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1096.) Grand Viziering for Fun and Profit, Edwin d'Ville
1097.) Midnight Fires and Summer Snows: the Diary of a Sorcerer's Mother, Helen White
1098.) How I Did It, Pun-Pun the Kobold
1099.) The Collegiate Wizard's Cookbook: 101 Recipes with Just Your Component Pouch!, Apprentice SmethwyckCurrently DMing: Final Fantasy RPG 3e, Pokémon Tabletop United
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1100.) My First Necronomicon
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1101.) The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder - An Illusionist Guide by Tomas Ward
1102.) Knowable and Unknowable - How to Pierce an Illusion by Lady Dalia Earthsea
Those two are fresh from my campaign, sorry if something like them already appears on the list.Last edited by Couatl; 2017-11-24 at 03:20 AM.
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1103.) Live fast, Die often: A guide to the spell "Clone"
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1104.) Making Magic Missile Matter, Magus Mycroft the Missile Master
1105.) The Gods Must Be Crazy: A Treatise on Magical Artifacts, Marcus Fry
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1109) A complete guide to simplistic and indecent magic puns for use in combined wizard-bard magic, by Thobias Lord of Magic
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1110.) Favored Enemas: A Guide to Alternative Healing
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1112.) The Mayor's Three Offices - a treatise on the ascended demigod Zagyg's threefold office as liar, lunatic, and lord
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1113: Home Is Where You Hang Your Foes: Intimidate Through Interior Design, plus 150 tips on how to hero-proof your home
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1114.) The Sibylline Pamphlets
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1115.) Santa's naughty list
1116.) Santa's nice list
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