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    1680.) The Book of Eye Balm
    1681.) The King With Jaundice
    1682.) Mysteries of the Tequila Worm
    1683.) The Eiderdown Shards
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    1684. Mind the Gap: 100 Ways to Cross a Ravine
    1685. 1685 of Imperium: Detailed Almanac for The Year of Single-Eye Arachnid
    1686. Donkeys, Mules and Other Delicious Treats: Goblin Cookbook
    1687. How to Rest: Learn to Meditate Like Elves Do (Comprehensive Guide to Elven Meditation)
    1688. Elven Runes: Learn to Write Like Elves Do
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    1689.) Stupid Sorcery
    1690.) The Elegant Epics of Elves
    1691.) The Complete Encyclopedia of Signs and Portents
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    1692.) The Epic of Biomesh
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    1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
    1694.) Lords of th░░░X░Hells: Vol░II ░░Disputes with Dispater
    1695.) Lords of the░░░░el░: Vol. I░I -░░░░░░░ing Mammon From Heaven
    1696.) Lords of ░he ░X░░░s: Vol. ░V - The Evidence, Belial, the Claims
    1697.) [A blank book in the same binding style and with blank pages in the same type and age as those around it]
    1698.) Lo░░░░f t░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░V░░Levistus ░░░░Geryon With It
    1699.) Lords of the ░░Hells: Vol. ░V░- Glasya-Eyed Stair
    1700.) L░rds of t░░░░X░░ls: Vol. ░II░ - Shooting th░░░alzebul
    1701.) Lords of the░░X░Hells: Vol. V░░I - Magical Mister Me░░░stopheles
    1702.) ░░rd░░░░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░X░ - Asmodeus Ex Machina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Segev View Post
    1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
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    I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.
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    I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.
    They are. If I were an artist, they'd be rendered as faded, scratched-out, or otherwise "naturally" degraded portions of the cover, obscuring parts of the text.

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    1703.) The Epic of Gilligan

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    1704.) Webspinner's Dictionary
    1705.) Bardlet's Quotable Familiars
    1706.) The Laudable Legends of Lizardfolk

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    1707.) What Color is Your Ring of Feather Falling
    1708.) The Science of Peace

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    1709.) The Frugal Cannibal
    1710.) The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook
    1711.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses
    1712.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family

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    1713.) The Cook's Guide to Anarchy
    1714.) The Poor Man's Murlynd

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    1715.) The Prayer of A Xerox and the Song of the Three Hole Punch
    1716.) The Book Of Danny
    1717.) The Letter of Jerry
    1718.) On Floating Corpses
    1719.) The Book of Joan
    1720.) The Book of Letters
    1721.) The Book of Mike
    1722.) The Book of Dreamcast
    1723.) The First and Second Books of Peasants
    1724.) Work Shirkers and Days
    1725.) The Book of Juries
    1726.) The Book of Executioners
    1727.) ten unrelated books by different authors all entitled "The Art of War" (cf. Sun Tzu, Sun Bin, and Niccolo Macciavelli IRL)
    1728.) The Oddity [sic]
    1729.) The Book of Folly
    1730.) The Book of Wisenheimers
    1731.) The Epic of Error
    1732.) De Marijuana Medica
    1733.) The Nine Books of Forgettable Deeds and Sayings
    1734.) The Art of Hate
    1735.) The Canon of Locked Room Mystery
    1736.) Dialogue of Jason and Chucky
    1737.) The Song of the Lurid
    1738.) Belling the Dragon
    1739.) The Feng Shui of Tony
    1740.) The Comprehensive Meaning of Customs and Excises
    1741.) Guidebook of the Elysian Seas
    1742.) Twenty Books on the Meaning of Meaning
    1743.) The Myth of Syphilis
    1744.) Parallel Universes
    1745.) The Stone Dead Classics
    1746.) The Book of Immutables
    1747.) The Book of Books About Documents About Books

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    1748.) What Color is Your Seat Cushion Flotation Device

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    1749.) True Scripture to Awaken the Neighbors
    1750.) Lives and Opinions of Officious Philosophers
    1751.) Refutation of All Veracities
    1752.) The Book of Alive Burial
    1753.) Declarations of the Infected
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    1754. Eternity without Boredom: Practical Guide to Lichdom
    1755. Breaking the Ray: Experimenting with Prisms
    1756. Risk and Reward: Adventuring as Wizard
    1757. Charisma for Advanced I.: Why Sorcerers get the Girls
    1758. Charisma for Advanced II.: Fashionable without Cleavage
    1759. Mirrors and Smoke: Illusions and Charms
    1760. The Equilibrium of Power: Choosing the Right Combination of Spells
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    1761.) The Origin and Deeds of the Emos
    1762.) About the Mystery of the Numbers
    1763.) The Scarlet Laws
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    1764.) Concerning Self-Righteous Places (De Locis Sanctimonious)
    1765.) The Elevator of Divine Ascent
    1766.) The Book of Fatty
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    1767.) The Quinine Chronicle
    1768.) Light Crystal Rhymes
    1769.) The Stele of the Ludicrous Religion
    1770.) The First and Second Books of the Chronic
    1771.) The Provincial Capitals of Minor Nations
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    1772.) The Whole Musical Enchilada
    1773.) Little Book of the Construction of Butterfly Pasta
    1774.) The Ivan Drago Sacramentary
    1775.) The Book of Aaaargh!
    1776.) The Declaration of Co-dependence
    1777.) Annals of the Soft Headed
    1778.) The Divinatory Comedy
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    1779.) The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
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    1780.) The G'day Fragments
    1u81.) The Seven Cryptical Leaflets of Hsan
    1782.) The Seven Cryptical Books of Hand Jive
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    1783.) The Ka-ching Stone Classics
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    1784. The Liste of Artifacta Found in Ruinned Metropolai of Grimhold by Isithapos the Mad
    1785. Ethical View of the Laws of Magical Wars - a Notated Discussion of Archmagi of Three Universities
    1786. How To Train Your Homunculus
    1787. Mysteries of Blood: Notes from Discussion with a Vampire during Vivisection
    1788. The Caster's Voice: 100 Magical Runes and their Correct Pronounciation
    1789. Love and Hatred: On Nature of Spirits
    1790. Orcs and Nature: The Perfect Match?
    1791. Risk Management of Spellcasting: How to Mitigate Risk of Backfire
    1792. Risk Management of Summoning: Pronounciation of Demonic Names as Well As Common Failures in Communication with Djinni
    1793. Errata To Risk Management of Summoning: With Apologies for the 2 Feet Tennis Misspell
    1794. Taking Back: How To Remove Unwanted Effects of Wish Spell
    1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
    1796. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

    @all: thanks for catching the double numbers. Fixed.
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    1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
    1795. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes
    The second of these should probably be 1796.

    1797. Aye of the Beholder: Book 1 of the Beholder Boatswain series.

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    1798. Eye of the Beholden: Anatomy of Eyebulb
    1799. Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

    @Segev: thanks for spotting that.
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    Between the double 1792s and 1795s, the most recent entry is:

    1800: Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!
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    1801.) The Golden Bowel
    1802.) The Final Folio
    1803.) The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
    1804.) The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
    1805.) Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
    1806.) New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
    1807.) The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
    1808.) Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
    1809.) The Pixie Chronicle
    1810.) Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
    1811.) Annals of Salsbury Steak
    1812.) The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
    1813.) On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
    1814.) The Encyclopedia of Pain
    1815.) The Book of the Sage and Thyme
    1816.) On the Governance of the Underworld
    1817.) Multiversal Geography
    1818.) The History of Gangster Island
    1819.) The Big Book of Divinations
    1820.) Mummies For Dummies
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    1821.) The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
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    1822.) The Nag Me All Day Codex
    1823.) On the Excretia of The Soul
    1824.) The Gospel of Flathead
    1825.) The Book of Terry the Contender
    1826.) The Homeostasis of the Archons
    1827.) The Treatise on Reanimation
    1828.) The Rulers of Reality
    1829.) The Testament of Falsehood
    1830.) The Testimony of Derivativeness
    1831.) Vast Active Living Ignorance System
    1832.) The Temptation of Oncogenes
    1833.) Polymorphic Proteanoids
    1834.) The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
    1835.) The Conservation of Our Great Power
    1836.) The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
    1837.) On the Origin of the Material Plane
    1838.) The Opiate Diagrams
    1839.) The Promised Door
    1840.) The Book of Gatekeepers
    1841.) The Book of Answers
    1842.) Ice Without Water
    1843.) The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves
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    1844.) codex of argent d'nur
    1845.) how to summon demons argent d'nur edition
    1846.) how to train your demon book I
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    1847.) The Linen Book of Linen
    1848.) The Book of Anagram
    1849.) The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
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    1850.) The Book of Spin
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    1851.) The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
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    1852.) Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
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    1853.) The Bebilith's Bibliography
    1854.) The Kelubar's Catalog
    1855.) The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
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    1856.) The Demodand's Dictionary
    1857.) The Hellbound Head
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    1858.) The Fundamentals of Religion
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    1859.) Kill it with love: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1860.) Bad romance: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1861.) Death metal: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1862.) Scream it to the void: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

    1863.) Silence between the notes: music and the necromantic arts – Asha the thrice cursed

    1864.) Echo of the scream: bardic music and the undead – Asha the thrice cursed

    1865.) The fine line between love and hate: musing on love in undeath – Asha the thrice cursed

    as a fan of the implements/focuses of 4e/5e the books of ballads would be masterwork instruments for perform: sing and would be magical instruments like the Fochluchan Bandore. with bound spells themed on voice and sound based necromantic spells of the bard list as well as bard like PrC's. obviously they would also have some form of wail of the banshee on them
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    1866.) The Book of Jailors
    1867.) The Book of Royal Prayer
    1868.) Diary of a Lady Muskrat
    1869.) The Boxspring Book
    1870.) The Book of Poisoning
    1871.) The Record of Kola
    1872.) Liber Gonorrheus
    1873.) Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
    1874.) Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
    1875.) The Public Pool Essays
    1876.) The Dreamhouse Essays
    1877.) Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
    1878.) Occlucidarium
    1879.) The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)
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    1880) You now have gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to lie in a believable fashion)
    1881) This book is on fire
    1882) The story of your life. Yes, yours.
    1883) 1001 hilarious dungeon pranks for lightening up your adventure
    1884) The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
    1885) 24 hours in a vat
    1886) Vikings on the run
    1887) The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
    1888) Book by a Crook, a thief's diary
    1889) Book by a Crook 2, a thief's diarrhea
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    Well, you did it. Just had to make me go and add another post. That's over 150,000 characters of fake book titles.
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    1801: The Golden Bowel
    1802: The Final Folio
    1803: The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
    1804: The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
    1805: Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
    1806: New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
    1807: The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
    1808: Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
    1809: The Pixie Chronicle
    1810: Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
    1811: Annals of Salsbury Steak
    1812: The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
    1813: On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
    1814: The Encyclopedia of Pain
    1815: The Book of the Sage and Thyme
    1816: On the Governance of the Underworld
    1817: Multiversal Geography
    1818: The History of Gangster Island
    1819: The Big Book of Divinations
    1820: Mummies For Dummies
    1821: The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
    1822: The Nag Me All Day Codex
    1823: On the Excretia of The Soul
    1824: The Gospel of Flathead
    1825: The Book of Terry the Contender
    1826: The Homeostasis of the Archons
    1827: The Treatise on Reanimation
    1828: The Rulers of Reality
    1829: The Testament of Falsehood
    1830: The Testimony of Derivativeness
    1831: Vast Active Living Ignorance System
    1832: The Temptation of Oncogenes
    1833: Polymorphic Proteanoids
    1834: The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
    1835: The Conservation of Our Great Power
    1836: The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
    1837: On the Origin of the Material Plane
    1838: The Opiate Diagrams
    1839: The Promised Door
    1840: The Book of Gatekeepers
    1841: The Book of Answers
    1842: Ice Without Water
    1843: The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves
    1844: Codex of Argent D'Nur
    1845: How to Summon Demons - Argent D'Nur Edition
    1846: How to Train Your Demon: Book I
    1847: The Linen Book of Linen
    1848: The Book of Anagram
    1849: The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
    1850: The Book of Spin
    1851: The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
    1852: Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
    1853: The Bebilith's Bibliography
    1854: The Kelubar's Catalog
    1855: The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
    1856: The Demodand's Dictionary
    1857: The Hellbound Head
    1858: The Fundamentals of Religion
    1859: Kill it With Love: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1860: Bad Romance: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1861: Death Metal: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1862: Scream it to the Void: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1863: Silence Between the Notes: Music and the Necromantic Arts by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1864: Echo of the Scream: Bardic Music and the Undead by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1865: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate: Musing on Love in Undeath by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
    1866: The Book of Jailors
    1867: The Book of Royal Prayer
    1868: Diary of a Lady Muskrat
    1869: The Boxspring Book
    1870: The Book of Poisoning
    1871: The Record of Kola
    1872: Liber Gonorrheus
    1873: Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
    1874: Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
    1875: The Public Pool Essays
    1876: The Dreamhouse Essays
    1877: Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
    1878: Occlucidarium
    1879: The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)
    1880: You Now Have Gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to Lie in a believable fashion)
    1881: This Book is on Fire
    1882: The Story of Your Life. Yes, Yours.
    1883: 1001 Hilarious Dungeon Pranks for Lightening Up Your Adventure
    1884: The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
    1885: 24 Hours in a Vat
    1886: Vikings on the Run
    1887: The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
    1888: Book by a Crook: A Thief's diary
    1889: Book by a Crook 2: A Thief's Diarrhea
    1890: Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
    1891: Lectitio Divinitatus
    1892: one of the nine Books of Nagash
    1893: Liber Necris
    1894: Book of Medivh
    1895: The Prophecies of Murlynd
    1896: The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
    1897: Records of Herasy
    1898: The Book of Nonce Prayer
    1899: The Life of Murlynd
    1900: The Coronation of Louie the Ape
    Spoiler: 1901 - 2000
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    1901: The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
    1902: On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
    1903: Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
    1904: The River of Sorcery
    1905: The Ratfolk Sacramentary
    1906: The Treatise of Crowns
    1907: The Brutishness of Romance
    1908: The Book of Banal Prayer
    1909: The Divine Opera
    1910: Jotunheim Missal
    1911: Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens
    1912: The Gambler's Sidearm: A Guide to Weaponizing the Humble Deck of Cards When the Tables Turn Against You – Maximillian Potash
    1913: The Enchanted Deck: Unleashing the Cards' Deadly Potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)
    1914: Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.
    1915: Trials of Tenser – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich.
    1916: Man's Best Rriends: An Encyclopedia Series on the Dissection and Analysis of Common Urban and Domesticated Animals for the Purpose of Identifying Culinary Qualities, Potential Mundane Uses, Magical Components and Ingredients, and Materials for Use in Necromantic Spells and Rituals for the Purpose of Maximizing the Efficient Use of All Available Resources. - Lambert the butcher: Vol 1: Bats: More than Guano and Haunting Atmosphere
    1917: Vol 2: Bovines: No Bull
    1918: Vol 3: Swine: Bringing Home the Bacon
    1919: Vol 4: Camels: Majestic Ships of the Deserts.
    1920: Vol 5: Cats: More than Just Familiars and Vermin Hunters
    1921: Vol 6: Dogs: Unothodox Uses for Man's Best Friend
    1922: Vol 7: Donkeys, Mules and Asses: Noble Beasts of Burden
    1923: Vol 8: Ponies and Horses: What to Do with the Foolish Knight's Steed
    1924: Vol 9: Birds: Means Fair and Fowl
    1925: Vol 10: Rats: Making the Most of What You Have When You Don’t Have Anything Else
    1926: The Conference of the Dames
    1927: The Book of Sajak
    1928: The Tale of Cliches the Knight
    1929: The Knight of the Rickshaw
    1930: The Knight of the Wardrobe
    1931: The Exegesis of Omnomnom
    1932: Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
    1933: Topographia Hyboria
    1934: Robin, The Story of the Grail
    1935: The Five Three Interruptions
    1936: Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
    1937: Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
    1938: Aucassin on Nicotine
    1939: Market Report on the Price of Oranges
    1940: The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
    1941: The Garden of Deformities
    1942: The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
    1943: Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
    1944: The Marmalade Psalter
    1945: The Garden of Disgust
    1946: The Art of Courtney Love
    1947: History of Abandoned Churches
    1948: The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
    1949: A Fiendish Game
    1950: The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
    1951: History of the Church of the Destroyer
    1952: The Mimosa of Medicine
    1953: The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
    1954: The Book of Divine Offences
    1955: The Summa of Ludacris
    1956: The Prey Codex
    1957: The Guide to Things Perplexing
    1958: Description of Whales
    1959: The Iodized Psalter
    1960: The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
    1961: The Fire Mirror
    1962: Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
    1963: Book of the Pimp Hand
    1964: Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
    1965: Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
    1966: Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
    1967: The Oppositional Mirror
    1968: Infamous Herbal Glossary
    1969: The Joy of Alchemy
    1970: A Song of Fire and More Fire
    1971: Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1972: Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1973: Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1974: Nearing the End Again: A Dead Philosophers' Guide to the Afterlife of the Afterlife
    1975: Cantrips Too Horrible to Even Contemplate
    1976: Urine as a Spell Component: Best and Worst Uses. Includes a blooper section of comical anecdotes with drawings in the back of the book.
    1977: Spiders!
    1978: Living a Lie: How to Fake Life. Surprisingly complete in its approach to the topic, containing sections useful for vampires, ghouls, liches, demiliches and more.
    1979: 20 Great Recipes with Dirt. Appears to be a completely serious guide written for literal dirt-poor people by a chef with the best intentions.
    1980: More Spiders!
    1981: Don't Mention this Book
    1982: Arcane Enhanced Construction: Save Time and Money on Big Jobs with the Well Thought-Out Application of Magic
    1983: Wizard Comics: Issue 1. This was a big collectible even just a few decades ago, but the title and its characters have slipped into relative obscurity among younger generations.
    1984: This Book is Watching You
    1985: The War in the Stars by Lucian Sunstopper
    1986: They're EVERYWHERE! Where are these spiders even coming from?!
    1987: A Summoner's Guide to Dinosaurs
    1988: A Conjurer's Guide to Dinosaurs
    1989: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like We're Ten Books that Way!
    1990: Stunts and How to Execute Them
    1991: Nosy Heroes and How to Execute Them.
    1992: Run Now or You Will Never See Me Coming. (On closer inspection there's a little label on this one identifying it as part of the non-fiction section.)
    1993: Ballad of the Great Bookwyrm
    1994: In Defense of Honor: A Paladin's Memoires
    1995: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just a Book
    1996: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just this Book
    1997: ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!
    1998: The Case Against Closing Arguments
    1999: The Matrix. Small print: Do You Want to Khow What It Is?
    2000: End of Year Doomsday Predictions Based on Analysis of Wall Calendars
    Spoiler: 2001 - 2100
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    2001: The Adventures of Space-Ulysses
    2002: The Aimlessness of the Philosophers
    2003: Xor and Nor
    2004: The Curse of the Cannabis Cannibals
    2005: A Certain Woeful Miracle
    2006: The Life of Norman the Dragon
    2007: The Deeds of the Weenies
    2008: The Chronicle of the Fisherman Bishop
    2009: Chronicle of the King of the Fishermen
    2010: The Year We Made Contact Lenses
    2011: The Plane of Bingeatory
    2012: Troubling Revelations From Comparative Analysis Of Tear-Off Calendars (predicts that the end of the world will occur on December 31st)
    2013: The Nun's Priest's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate's Tale
    2014: The Quacksalver's Tale
    2015: [i]The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust[i/]: Original Musical Score
    2016: Signs of the End
    2017: Book to the Illuminati: In Praise of the New World Order
    2018: The Ginormous Codex
    2019: Pictoral of Drug Paraphernalia
    2020: Pictoral Of Witches' Cauldrons
    2021: Underwater Dog Breeding
    2022: Battlefield Oerth
    2023: The Dream of Rhomboids
    2024: The Book of Juggalos
    2025: The Law Codex of Vindaloo
    2026: Collected Cases of Injustice Upheld
    2027: The Book of Tesseracts
    2028: Yuengling Saga
    2029: The Gears of the World
    2030: Where Is the Song of Saint Diego?
    2031: Lives of the Poisoners
    2032: The Leaden Legend
    2033: The Booberry Tales
    2034: Radio Free Avalon
    2035: The Fortunate Fabrication
    2036: Guide to Superhell
    2037: Radio Free Aldebaran
    2038: Atlas of Mass Transit Systems of North America
    2039: Vermouth, Olives, and Grain
    2040: MWH: Meat-shield, Wizard, Healer
    2041: Short-Term Precognition: How to Be a Perfect Bureaucrat
    2042: Experience Over Vigor: Winning wars with Old People
    2043: The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.
    2044: Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook Wally's Wizzard Wonderbook (A cookbook with a beginners Grimoire scribbled in the margins and across the recipes. The original cookbook can still be made out in some places, but mostly it is covered with arcane symbols and rambling explanations of basic magical principles that do more to confuse the reader than anything else.)
    2045: What I Did On My Holidays OR The Fall Of The Markepthian Empire.
    2046: Cooking with Dragons: A Kobold's Guide
    2047: The Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words
    2048: The Nine Temptations of Little Red in the Gumdrop Kingdom
    2049: sgnitteS enacrA yadyrevE ni srorriM fo erutaN eht no snoitavresbO
    2050: barbaian gide tu writen.
    2051: Yet More Things to Do with a Fish and a Bucket
    2052: No, this Book Won't Help, but You're Going to Flick Through it Anyway Aren't You? - A Prophetic Primer (Back cover reads "Told you so")
    2053: A Horse, A Spoon and A Bucket.
    2054: Experiments in Toad Elevation. Volume 9.
    2055: 100,000 Words (a book with no other text, but 100 aparently random images)
    2056: ! (this text is, if read and understood correctly, a detail textbook on how to become a practising wizard. It contains no words or characters.)
    2057: 3+7 = Lukewarm Hotdog: The Mathematics of Irrational Planes of Existence.
    2058: Where Gold Doesn't Rule the World: An Excursion to Currencies on Different Planes of Existence
    2059: My Cursed Life: Autobiography of Leyra, the Cursed.
    2060: How to Life While Cursed: Self-Help Book by the Arcanist Leyra the Thrice-Cursed
    2061: Guide to Curse-Breaking - by Archmage Leyra, the UNCURSED!
    2062: Lessons of Ironic Revenge
    2063: Red Herrings and How to Catch Them
    2064: of Diabolical Logarithms
    2065: The Jumping Wand
    2066: The Little Mage that Made
    2067: Brave Familiar: Ted, the Toad
    2068: The Great Familiar Conspiracy (the book appears to be damaged by claws)
    2069: The Great Familiar Conspiracy 2: Rise of the Companions
    2070: When Casters Get Clawed - the thrilling finale of the familar conspiracy trilogy (If you find the whole trilogy you might notice the books have different authors.)
    2071: Practical Guide to Polite Politics by Prince Pete of The Principality of Primedale
    2072: Freaky Familiars and Where to Find Them by Raze McClain
    2073: Raze's Guide to Fiendish Dealings
    2074: Making Magical Maladies by Unknown
    2075: Demiplanes of the Demonic Origin
    2076: How to Organize Mythical Libraries (Cursed to constantly rearrange the books around it arbitrarily and only out of sight of anyone)
    2077: The Book of the Knowledge of All Domains
    2078: The Me-Gusta Codex
    2079: The Tales of Count Luchador
    2080: The Book of Four Ancient Whales
    2081: The Song of Rolaids
    2082: The Cantilever Tales
    2083: Catbert Rising: A great familiar conspiracy book
    2084: Catbert Rising 2: Of Apes and Stoats
    2085: Of Apes and Stoats 2: Rat Paladin
    2086: Rat Paladin 2: Dry Hawk's Revenge
    2087: The Great Familiar Conspiracy Companion
    2088: Redhats for Al the Gnome (A book on the dangers of magical enhancement)
    2089: An Outlands Archon in Tiamat's Court
    2090: Chronicles of Frederator
    2091: The Temple and the Bazaar
    2092: The Fifteen Joys of Dying
    2093: Pauper's Necronomicon
    2094: On the Region Beyond the Don's Territory
    2095: The Function of Preaching
    2096: a marble figurine that someone has scribbled over in dense small-print text
    2097: The Hourglass of the World
    2098: The Spinning Ring of the World
    2099: Concise History of the Dwarves
    2100: Book of the Knights of the Zephyr
    Spoiler: 2101 - 2200
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    2101: On Eloquence In Dirty Jokes
    2102: A Dispute Between a Priest, a Knight, and a Wizard
    2103: Meditations on the Life of Imoen
    2104: The Song of Rolex
    2105: A Wild Mage's guide to Chaos Theory. (the book is full of random swirls of colour, words, letters, symbols and images with no apparent pattern)
    2106: Mimosa Sutra
    2107: The Shopping Cart of Discipline
    2108: The Wheelbarrow of Discourse
    2109: The Boatload of Further Doctrine
    2110: The Great Locust Sutra
    2111: The Great Louse Sutra
    2112: The Path of Profiling
    2113: Verses of the Elder Gods
    2114: The Trip of Tacos
    2115: The Mirror of Simpletons
    2116: The Clysters Apocalypse
    2117: On Eloquence in Vulgarity
    2118: The Red Book of Herring
    2119: The Spiritual Anoscope
    2120: Psalterium Alias Laudanum
    2121: The Book of Saint Albacore
    2122: The Book of Good Sex
    2123: The Underbite of the Nitwit
    2124: The Scabbers Codex
    2125: The Big Book of Surgery
    2126: The Book of Crumpet
    2127: The Book of Cupboard
    2128: The Book of the Rook of the Horse
    2129: The Book of Lesions
    2130: On Wild and Magical Beasts
    2131: The Red Book of Marmosets
    2132: On the Art of the Incorporeal Embrace
    2133: The Book of Femurs
    2134: Old Hell Manuscript
    2135: Colt Dialogues
    2136: Ritalin Manuscript
    2137: The Manured Garden
    2138: The Book of Hidden Dimensions
    2139: Tafsir of the Two Mystogans
    2140: The Queen of Earth and Light
    2141: Texmexonomicon
    2142: The Moth-eaten Sutra
    2143: Good Questions to ask an All-Knowing Being
    2144: Why Asking an All-Knowing Being Anything at All is a Very Bad Idea
    2145: Prophecies for Dummies
    2146: Interpreting Prophecies for Dummies
    2147: Evading Prophecies for Dummies
    2148: The Texmexomnomnomnicon - This book explores the various methods and effects of noisily eating crunchy tacos.
    2149: How to Eat A Child
    2150: The Very Hungry Tarrasque
    2151: The Stealing Tree
    2152: Goodnight Death Asteroid
    2153: Cloudkill: Description, Physical and Metaphysical Properties, Mechanism of Action, Symptoms, Antidotes and Methods of Treatment
    2154: Ocular Injuries Caused by Sun Magic: Diagnosis, Treatment, and Medical Defense
    2155: Lightning: Physics and Metaphysics
    2156: Thaumoelectricity and Associated Phenomena
    2157: The Historical Background of Alchemy
    2158: A History of Theories of Ether and Ectoplasm
    2159: A Biographical Approach to Mythological Entities
    2160: Experimental Observation of Naturally Invisible Entities
    2161: The Large-Scale Structure of the Material Plane
    2162: The Principles of Illithid Knowledge
    2163: Hidden Discord in Nature's Laws
    2164: Umbral Blots, Spheres of Annihilation, and the Fate of the Universe
    2165: Current Problems in Astral Distance Scaling
    2166: Spontaneous Breaking of Elemental Symmetry In Regions of Controlled Limbo
    2167: Transactional Interpretation of Clerical Magic/spellcasting
    2168: History of Elemental Matter Physics
    2169: Particle or Wave: Regarding The Intersection of the Planes of Earth and Water
    2170: Arcane Seal Design: Art, Science, and Mysticism
    2171: The History of Fortified Wizard Towers in Suel
    2172: Castles and Towerhouses of House Yragerne
    2173: Castles, Forts, and Walled Cities Throughout the Ages
    2174: Encyclopedia of Primeval Warfare and Military Technology
    2175: Journal of High-Energy Archaeology
    2176: The Mathematics of the Soul
    2177: Antediluvian Mathematics
    2178: Divinatory Optics
    2179: Theotechnology 101
    2180: The Origins of The Planar Sextant
    2181: Air-Defense Warding Systems
    2182: Crop Rotation in Extraplanar Farming Systems
    2183: A History of Greyhawk
    2184: Above the Sky: Journeys in Pholgistonic Space
    2185: The Underground Bunker and Its Development as A Military Structure
    2186: Sacred History and Politics
    2187: Origins of Sacred Names
    2188: The Effect of the Cataclysms on Health and Medical Care in Suel
    2189: Anomalous Maps
    2190: Purity Through Maculation
    2191: Survivalist Theology
    2192: The Wars of the Lance: A History
    2193: The Quest For Mass Mind-Control
    2194: Esoteric Music Genres: An Introduction
    2195: Oracular Archaeology
    2196: Uses of Gravity Manipulation In Siege Weapons
    2197: Survey of Dwarfs Living Within 20 Miles of the Capital
    2198: The Spiritual Universe
    2199: The Leisure Sutra
    2200: The Divine Tragedy
    Spoiler: 2201 - 2300
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    2201: The Book of Prevarication
    2202: The Book of Obfuscation
    2203: The Book of the Post-Apocalypse
    2204: The Epistle of the Imprisoned Prince
    2205: The Epistle of G1rthPilz
    2206: The Epistle of Great Saving
    2207: The Epistle of the Foreign Apothecary
    2208: The First Book of Mackerels
    2209: The Song of Rolodex
    2210: The Once and Future Vice-Mayor
    2211: Regulations on Ordinance
    2212: The Materials Science and Engineering of Mithril
    2213: The Numerology of Repdigits
    2214: The Mushroom Slayer's Field Guide
    2215: Basic Micromanaging
    2216: Fear of A Dwarf Planet (full score and sheet music)
    2217: Experiments With People: Revelations From Vivisection
    2218: Non-Human Perspectives on Human Communication
    2219: A Study of Conversion, Proselytization, and Maintenance of Fanaticism
    2220: Dynamics of Chicanery
    2221: The Book of Confabulation
    2222: The Epistle of Wire Transfers
    2223: The First through Fourth Book of Macklemore
    2224: Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation
    2225: Spooky Actions You Can Try At Home
    2226: Uniquely Talented Individuals of <region of your campaign setting> - Maximillian Potash
    2227: Khanetic Force – Khane Rotfuchs
    2228: Khanetic Magic – Khane Rotfuchs
    2229: Khanetic Mentalism – Khane Rotfuchs
    2230: Khanetic Memory – Khane Rotfuchs
    2231: Multiple Mental Marvels - Khane Rotfuchs and Patricia Theodora Von Alba
    2232: Lo Crostini
    2233: Life of 'Edward' the Duodrone
    2234: Profound Superficial Principles
    2235: The Enlightened Colon of Theosis
    2236: One Hundred Years of Solitaire
    2237: Liber de Cocaine
    2238: Annals of Monday
    2239: Liber Sine Cosine
    2240: King Arthur and the Black Knight
    2241: Codex Mayonaise
    2242: Who's Who Among Apparitions
    2243: Hainted Houses: A Buyer's Guide
    2244: The Human Personality and Its Survival After Being Murdered
    2245: Demons on the Battlefield
    2246: The Gouda Purana
    2247: a bookshelf made entirely out of unusually shaped books. 2 unusually tall books with pegs in their back covers form the sides, and support several additional unusually tall books which form the shelves. The back is a book which is both unusually tall and unusually wide
    2248: Squeezed States of Light and Their Application in Magical Potions
    2249: Thaumic Noise
    2250: The Quantum Theory of Darkness
    2251: Inflationary Universe: The Quest For A New Theory of Monetary Valuation
    2252: Gravitationally Collapsed Objects of Very Low Morals
    2253: The Leaden Scroll
    2254: The Book of Statistically Random Numbers
    2255: The Dead Cat Scrolls
    2256: The Book of Reevaluation
    2257: A History of the Orcish Language
    2258: The Proper Name: A Means of Control
    2259: Widows of the Soul
    2260: The Four Seasons of Hospitality
    2261: Mystical Concepts in the Bedroom
    2262: Mystical Concepts in the Bathroom
    2263: Elastic Monism
    2264: Verbal Ignitions of Fire and Explosions
    2265: Units of Measurement of Paranormal Activity
    2266: Passing Water Step By Step Guide
    2267: The Thirteen Principles of Dark Chemistry
    2268: The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinade
    2269: Plant Neurobiology Explained
    2270: Why Is Water Blue In The Rest of the Multiverse
    2271: Osprem's Deep Chemistry
    2272: Estimated Use of Water In Hell over the Past Hundred Years
    2273: The Underblue: Models of Planetary Interior With Subsurface Ocean
    2274: Possibility of Life in the Underworld
    2275: Comprehensive Assessment of Water Management in Hell
    2276: Water Molecules Discovered on the Sun
    2277: Water Intoxication: A Possible Way to Get High in Prison
    2278: Truth, Beauty, and Other Mutual-Exclusives
    2279: Theology of the Pain God
    2280: Fire From Heaven, Water From Hell
    2281: The Impaled God
    2282: The One-Thousand Cuts Kami
    2283: The Divine Centipede
    2284: The Book of Revolution
    2285: Ancient Theories of Postmodernism
    2286: On the Borders of Seeing and Believing
    2287: Inebriated Rumination as Transcendental Thought
    2288: Gardens of the Transcendent
    2289: Lifestyles of the Rich and All-Powerful
    2290: La Hombre de Murciélagos del Alma (The Dark Knight Of The Soul)
    2291: Theology and the Quest for Positive Spin
    2292: Better Gnomes and Goblins
    2293: On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen
    2294: The National Cyclopedia of Useless Knowledge
    2295: a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel
    2296: Pure and Applied Chicanery
    2297: Pure and Applied Comedy
    2298: Their Eyes Were Watching A Play About Talking Animals
    2299: Things Fall Apart If You Hit Them With A Hammer
    2300: Medical Aspects Of Biological And Necromantic Warfare
    Spoiler: 2301 - 2400
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    2301: The Book of Trepidation
    2302: The Acts of the Apostates
    2303: Actuaries of the Apostles
    2304: The Satan's Cyclopedia
    2305: Whiner in the Rye
    2306: Ketchup On The Rye
    2307: Dreamtime Magazine
    2308: The Dead Dog Scrolls
    2309: The Madness of King Beer
    2310: The Tragedy of McDonalds
    2311: The Furry Wives of Windsor
    2312: Loathing's Labors Lost
    2313: The Taming of the Shoe
    2314: The Taming of the Stew
    2315: The Crime of the Ancient Mariner
    2316: The Dead Grandpa Scrolls
    2317: The Evil that Men Do: A Guide on the Detect Alignment Spell by M.Iron
    2318: Phantom of the Opera: How to Perform a Show Using High-level Illusion Spells by M.Iron
    2319: Tailgunner: A Study About Manticores by M.Iron
    2320: From Here to Eternity: 100 Ways to Extend Your Lifetime by M.Iron
    2321: Wasted Years: 100 Things to Do in Your Extended Lifetime by M.Iron
    2322: Be Quick or Be Dead: Haste as a Life-Saving Spell by M.Iron
    2323: Weekend Warrior: Extended Duration for Your Tenser's Transformation Spell by M.Iron
    2324: Can I Play with Madness? How to Inscribe a Symbol of Insanity on a Bouncing Ball by M.Iron and Xykon
    2325: Remember Tomorrow: Paradoxes in Time Traveling by M.Iron
    2326: Iron Maiden: A Useful, Multipurpose Golem by M.Iron
    2327: The Book of Ecclescakes
    2328: The Rap of Raps
    2329: The Book of Punch and Judith
    2330: The Book of Questionable Wisdom
    2331: The Rhombicuboctahedron Texts
    2332: Anthony and Miss Cleo the Telephone Psychic
    2333: The Very Poisonous Caterpiller
    2334: The Mahaburrito
    2335: The Laws of Physics and How to Change Them
    2336: Sacred Profanity
    2337: The Gold Trade in the Silver Marches
    2338: History of Hunting Weapons From the Unremembered Past to the Inconceivable Future
    2339: Primitive Technology: 1001 Projects You Can Make Without Angering the Nature Gods
    2340: Standard Spears
    2341: Atlas of Atlatls
    2342: The Frozen Past and the Fiery Future
    2343: The Origins of Dwarven Society
    2344: Death Rituals, Social Order, and Immortality In the Modern World
    2345: The Crisis Under Zagig Yragerne
    2346: The Search For A World Beyond Sense
    2347: The Bigfoot Handbook
    2348: Psychic Phenomena in Engineering
    2349: The Illustrious History of Magic
    2350: The Meeting of High Art and Higher Mathematics
    2351: Mechanan Math Monthly
    2352: Bored Bill Magazine
    2353: Safe Hell-Portals Through Design and Planning
    2354: The Zagyg Zigzag: A Storied Symbol
    2355: The Queso Service Cross
    2356: Introduction of Atemporal History
    2357: Meditations on Fist Philosophy
    2358: Paranormal Activities You Can Try At Home
    2359: The Book of Fortean Prayer
    2360: a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again
    2361: Beholder Religion
    2362: Interdisciplinary Public Health Reasoning and Epidemic Modelling: The Case of The Red Death
    2363: Rejecting Catastrophe: The Case for the Power of Positive Thinking
    2364: The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino
    2365: Magical Cooking and Nutrition
    2366: Magical Imitation Strategies
    2367: This Book is Still on Fire: Seriously, Who Keeps Putting Burning Books on the Shelf?
    2368: Familiars I Have Kept
    2369: Economic Report of Dekond, City of Mages, Year 267
    2370: Applied Onomastics - contains the true names of several powerful planar entities
    2371: Chicken Soup For The Undead
    2372: The Hardby Boys
    2373: Nancy Drow - a novel about a 67 year old elvish "girl detective"
    2374: Porcine prophets – S. Bisset
    2375: Hermetic Horses - S. Bisset
    2376: Cunning Canines - S. Bisset
    2377: Philosopical Primates - S. Bisset
    2378: Fantastic felines - S. Bisset
    2379: Amazing avians - S. Bisset
    2380: Harmonus hares - S. Bisset
    2381: Terrific Tortoises - S. Bisset
    2382: Fabulous Fish - S. Bisset
    2383: Great geese – Nicolas Hoare
    2384: Expositor of Many Mysteries – Frederic plichard
    2385: The Life and Adventures of Toby, the Sapient Pig: With Opinions of Men and Manners – Toby, the Sapient Pig
    2386: On Beastmen – Lord George Sanger
    2387: The Man Who Grows – Clarence Willard
    2388: Twenty Years of Spoof and Buff – Carlton “The Human Hairpin”
    2389: The Tortured Metaphor
    2390: More than the Sum of Your Parts: A Guide to Life and Adventuring for Victims of Dismemberment - Mathias Buchinger
    2391: Portraits, Memoirs, and Characters of Remarkable Persons
    2392: Marksmanship and Trick Shots: From Nine-Pins to Pistols - Mathias Buchinger
    2393: The Collected Works of Mathias Buchinger
    2394: Giants and Dwarves
    2395: On Playing Instruments by Mathias Buchinger
    2396: Mind Over Matter: Psychology in Sleight of Hand - Mathias Buchinger
    2397: Look, No Hands: Legerdemain Without Appendages - Mathias Buchinger
    2398: Mind Power: Using Mental Manipulation in Slight-of-Hand and the Arcane - Mathias Buchinger
    2399: The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Magical Disorders
    2400: Great Itinerary of the Perverse Army
    Spoiler: 2401 - 2500
    Show
    2401: Statutes of Statuary
    2402: The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse Guide to Polo
    2403: Book of Whores
    2404: Pontius and Margera
    2405: Short Annals of the Halflings
    2406: The Vermin Manuscript
    2407: Liber Flavus Flav
    2408: The Dongle Encyclopedia
    2409: The Flour of Battle
    2410: The Eastman Codex
    2411: The Great Loutish Sutra
    2412: The Three Books On Death
    2413: The Book of the Courtesan
    2414: The Seven Habits of High People
    2415: On the Perspective of Perspicacity
    2416: The Illustrious History of Illustrations
    2417: The 1268 Habits of Highly Effective Elves
    2418: Dao te Dwarf
    2419: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries
    2420: Seven Meals a Day: Diets for Halflings
    2421: The Halo of Death
    2422: The Once and Future Ice
    2423: Aerial Scouting in Dragon Armies
    2424: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries, Vol. II: Slaymates
    2425: Thinner, Leaner, Stronger
    2426: "Funny, you don't look autistic"
    2427: The two lives of Lydia Bird
    2428: Heart and Soul
    2429: All Organic Idiot: Guide to Understanding and Ruling the Dimwits by Ansem the Wise
    2430: Useless Information
    2431: Fire Fact-Sheet
    2432: Alien Astrological Quantities
    2433: Handbook of Alchemy and Metaphysics
    2434: De Finibus Lorem Ipsum
    2435: Advanced Weekend At Bernie's (a necromancy textbook)
    2436: Incense and Insensitivity
    2437: Tiny Women
    2438: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
    2439: The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
    2440: A binder full of the Materials Safety Data Sheets for all the things that went into the witches' brew in Macbeth
    2441: The Great Book of Lichen
    2442: The Book of The Earl Grey Tea
    2443: The Master of Dungeons
    2444: The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert
    2445: Bearnaise Chronicle
    2446: The Proper Noises For The Instruction of The People
    2447: The Seasoned Psalter
    2448: Records for Farming Communes
    2449: De Ludo Chairy
    2450: We Want Wings! We Want Wings! 250 Chants for Drunk Wizards
    2451: A completely blank and empty book, can be used for writing whatever you like. Its colors and appearance (but not size) can be changed with a mere thought by the person holding it.
    2452: It looks like a book containing a minor myth of Helm, but it's one of those hollowed out smuggler books with a poisoned punching dagger inside.
    2453: Jond, Bames Jond. Adventures in Contrascryonage.
    2454: How to Hatch Your Dragon
    2455: A Guide to Magical Farming
    2456: [A rulebook for a previous edition of the game you are playing]
    2457: [A rulebook for a future edition, e.g. D&D 6e DMG]
    2458: [This book eats people] Title written in strange runes in an obscure language; book is actually a trap, e.g. functions as a bag of devouring that's activated by being opened.
    2459: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 1: Making Bureaucracy Work for You
    2460: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 2: Tactical Uses of Scrolls
    2461: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3: Runes
    2462: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 4: How to Assemble a Gargantuan Animated Fighting Pen
    2463: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3a: Guess What Spell I Prepared This Morning?
    2464: Standard Postulates of Practical and Theoretical Pyromancy by Meclid the Younger
    2465: Non-Meclidian Pyrology by Herzenthad Ottofost, translated from Elvish by Gonsad Ooln
    2466: Inherent Instabilities of Candent Thermotics by Meclid the Younger
    2467: Aasim al Sahafyad's Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
    2468: Aasim al Sahafyad's Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
    2469: Aasim al Sahafyad's Most Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
    2470: Fogments of the Imagination by Illlusionist Kandal iv Verhides
    2471: The Frightful Implications of the Fist in Aboriginal Obeah Symbology by Karanzig Liy Erdth
    2472: Aëriform Primogeniture by HulganDar af Ml'Theskar
    2473: Dissertation on Multiple Manifestation Phenomena by Hrovis Equexis
    2474: Conventional Verities of Time Flow Mechanics by Fahfly O'Thoduks
    2475: Un-O'Thoduks Temporal Studies by Wizard Graznik Wheggibol
    2476: Necromantic Exotica by Avlek Xaldes
    2477: Necromantic Erotica by Irimil Dwern
    2478: A Discussion of Cyclical Chronometry Phenomena by Lich Wheggibol
    2479: The Philosophical Foundations of Cosmology
    2480: Knightly Days
    2481: Research Design and Mystical Analysis
    2482: The Certified Knightly Engineer Handbook
    2483: On the Potential Use of Plant Pathogens Against Tendriculos
    2484: Biological Warfare Against Crabs
    2485: Silly Weapons of Major Wars
    2486: The White Book of Sarin
    2487: The Art of Abracadabra
    2488: The Brokeass Crane
    2489: Uncle John's Big Book of Revelations
    2490: Encyclopedia Anathema
    2491: Complete Annals of Deviance
    2492: The Trapezohedron Texts
    2493: Fifty Shades of the Color Out of Space
    2494: New Creation Gospel - (a story about using big constructs to fight outsiders)
    2495: Housebook of Henstooth Castle
    2496: Hellafortis
    2497: The Daft Bible
    2498: The Quaternion Rule of Health
    2499: Crossbow Ballistics
    2500: Index of Forbidden Armaments
    Spoiler: 2501 - 2600
    Show
    2501: The Once and Future King Kong
    2502: The Once and Future Burger King
    2503: Fifty Shades of Grey Aliens
    2504: Effects of Woo and Woowoo on Chemical Mediator Production
    2505: Confusing Dialects
    2506: The Ebert Papyrus
    2507: a journal of SCP-style experiments with various magic items
    2508: The White Book of Sarnath
    2509: How Powerstones Store and Release Energy: Explaining Basic Parapsychology
    2510: Descriptive Inorganic and Unnatural Chemistry
    2511: Sacrificial Chemistry
    2512: The Tinsel Lei Sutra
    2513: The Twelve Steps Sutra
    2514: New Later Collection of Wokka Wokka Wokka
    2515: Brazen Mirror of the Four Unknowns
    2516: Fastidious Medicine
    2517: The Toad Licking Herpetologist
    2518: The Drunken Hepatologist
    2519: The Drunken Haruspex
    2520: In Search of the Blue Goblins: History and Culture
    2521: Barrage Balloons for Epic-Level Air Defense
    2522: Earth Diagrams
    2523: Aether Diagrams
    2524: Earth Wind And Fire Diagrams
    2525: 10000 Years of Prophecy
    2526: Revealed Secrets of the Balloon Biz
    2527: Gasbags At War
    2528: Military Ballooning During the Greyhawk Wars
    2529: Wetware Informer
    2530: The Life-Taking Tree
    2531: Goodnight Buttocks
    2532: One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish
    2533: The Cat On Khat
    2534: Prayer For A Funeral
    2535: The Liger In The Hat
    2536: The Very Angry Caterpillar
    2537: Zagyg's Restaurant Guide
    2538: The Great Book of Lycans
    2539: Handbook of Astroalchemical Symbology
    2540: Towel Te Ching
    2541: Physical Foundations of Philosophy
    2542: Studies on Cryptic Digestion
    2543: The Ill-Tempered Garden
    2544: Annuals and Centennials
    2545: Kill This Book
    2546: Sal's Almanac
    2547: Drug Information for the Criminal Professional
    2548: Problems of Fire in Numinous Warfare
    2549: Hypermathematica
    2550: Discourse on Pasta
    2551: Some of the Arithmetic, Geometry, and Proportionality
    2552: Artificial Synthesis of Tornados
    2553: Principles of Elemental Behavior
    2554: Hydrogen Production Using Mystical Phrases
    2555: Use of Silly Weapons In Serious Warfare
    2556: Studies On the Transport Properties of Couriers Under High Pressure
    2557: Hypotonic Potpourris
    2558: Fundamentals of Biomancy
    2559: Volcanic Myth Cycles
    2560: Scaling Firewalls
    2561: Biographies of Significant Tornadoes
    2562: International Journal of Evocational Research
    2563: Preppies Manuscript
    2564: Codex on the Flight of Dragons
    2565: Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
    2566: Leaden Books of Poison
    2567: Sustainable Mining Practices: A Thermodynamic Perspective
    2568: Managing Ammonites in Fish Ponds
    2569: The Gospel of St Bartholomew the Ugly
    2570: The Apocalypse of Harry Morgan
    2571: The Apotheosis of Alan Rickman
    2572: The Pathetic Past and the Fabulous Future
    2573: Clavicula Fantasia
    2574: Manual on Uniform Mind Control Devices
    2575: Tectonic Theology
    2576: The Kilomeron
    2577: The Seasick[e] Knight
    2578: Plastic Theology
    2579: Clinical Purification
    2580: Discourse on Lividity
    2581: The Book of Ynone
    2582: The Book of Dioxirane
    2583: Gray Aliens' Anatomy
    2584: The Form, History and Classification of Harps
    2585: Cartomantic Methods With Applications to Science and Engineering
    2586: The Book of More Nom: The Gourmet Giff Gastronomy Guide by Gidgeous Ginfrig
    2587: C++ Primer (7th Edition), by Lippman, Lajoye, Moo
    2588: Discreet and Computational Geometry
    2589: The Two Subcultures
    2590: A Verbose History of Time
    2591: Occidental Adventures (admittedly, this one was originally someone else's joke on ENWorld)
    2592: Patatheory
    2593: The Two Cults
    2594: Rethinking Thought
    2595: The Harvest Documents
    2596: Peak Nightmare Fuel: The Looming Crisis
    2597: The Theory of Balanced Neutrality As Demonstrated by the Age Before Ages- tells a version of the events of the era of the Battle of Pesh, and explains how it allegorically and sympathetically (in the esoteric sense) relates to the need of balance between the alignments. CG creates, CE destroys, LG protects, and LE stifles. prior to the Battle of Pesh chaos was dominant. the multiverse was in a state of constant growth and change and magical and technological progress (at a pace that dwarfs even the modern rate of technological change). the world threatened to tear itself apart, in the material plane old orders were destroyed and new ones created too fast for mortals to keep up, and on the outer planes the bored Queen of Chaos, being insufficiently distracted by the blood war, decided to hunt the eladrins for sport and chaos threatened to destroy itself. after the defeat at pesh Law became ascendent and locked the multiverse into medieval stagnation. new ideas are usually unable to appear, and when they do appear they cannot spread because the old things are still there in the way of them
    2598: Book of (from) the Dead
    2599: The Howling Wind
    2600: Nature Dismantling
    Spoiler: 2601 - 2700
    Show
    2601: Book of Rubiens
    2602: A Day of Ghosts: the Complete Notation of the Antinous Man
    2603: Destruction, Life, and Death [!]
    2604: Pearls, Chitins, & Cannon [!]
    2605: Daughters of an Indomitable Pirate
    2606: Haunted Market & Witchcraft [!]
    2607: Natural Poison [!]
    2608: Dictionary of the River Drums [!]
    2609: Late Autumn Taste, Purity and Flour
    2610: Dark Shadow, Depth, and Depth of Dark in Color [!]
    2611: Howling Wind, All the Moonstones [!]
    2612: Siggros: An Endless River of the Wastes [!]
    2613: Electric Geology, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders
    2614: Whole-body Mining by Rod, Such as All Stones of Steel, Single-Major Terrain, and Soil Gems
    2615: The Elements, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders [!]
    2616: Water Politics
    2617: Effect of His Diet, Metaphysics, and "Taxation Men", On The Waters of Lochs [!]
    2618: The Evolution of Carbon
    2619: The Future of Both Energy and Your Perennial Diet
    2620: Chocolate and Cholesterol: The Nutricill Headlamp
    2621: Dictionary of Fertilizer
    2622: Tomorrow and Beyond, Alternatives and Alternatives
    2623: The Rachel Lionel Arc Element Synthesis Application
    2624: Bickering Drugs
    2625: Chemical Age Aesthetics in Chemistry
    2626: Everything destined to be Present [!]
    2627: The Determinants of Marine Gray Matter: Protocolist Evidence
    2628: Brief Documents and Analysis of the Evaluation for the International Conference on Quantitative Energies in Earth's Atmosphere
    2629: Nitrogen Tune and Activation of Life in Hypericum Weeds
    2630: Affection To The Flowering Apple Sorbate Group Fuelling A Remarkable Movement Within The Field of Solar Biology
    2631: The Great Air Change Drama [!]
    2632: Observation of Drinking Water Change by Apes
    2633: Electricity and Solar Generations: The Evolutionary Role of Both
    2634: Determination and Concentration of Water, Topsoil, and Feels of The Atmosphere.
    2635: Theoretical and Ordinary Studies of Physics and Astronomy
    2636: The Entropic Stream [!]
    2637: Vaporism and the Polyphenism of the Ocean: Crisis and Revolt
    2638: Youth and Realities and Self-Hatred: A Response to the Lament of Rougess who Negotiated the Storm for Four Generations
    2639: Ecology: A Comparative Review
    2640: The Future of Utilities: Equilibrium Economics in War, Revolution and Culture
    2641: The Sunless Sea: In Exile From Reach of Atoms in the Interior of the Urban Areas
    2642: Next Generation Organization for Knowledge Resources: A Guide to the Emphatic Properties
    2643: National Patrol Settlement Guide
    2644: Dance Among Apes In An Ancient Context [!]
    2645: EPYSIOLOGY [sic] AND THE HELLBIRTH OF CHYCHER [!]
    2646: Memoirs of an Endual Gothic Priestess of the West Palm
    2647: The Water is Not a Reliable Shed".
    2648: Beneath the Terrible River Effluvial Release of Silica/Lithium Sulfides When Clothing or Gardens Overheated Or Occidently A Few Supply Is Enough"
    2649: In Praise of Phytoplankton
    2650: Small Hands of Hellstruction
    2651: The Earth's Calumny [!]
    2652: Character of Ground Water Drinking
    2653: Earth Eggs and Seafood Stills
    2654: Gasseria on the Moon & the Corruption of the World
    2655: Gray Ice and the Seas and the Last Return"
    2656: Gems & Gems: Contemporary Intelligences Between Community Farms [!]
    2657: The Evil City Drilling: In Search of Truth [!]
    2658: Strategies for Peace
    2659: Open Secrets in Knowledge [!]
    2660: Energy: Single Structure, Multiple Energy Production
    2661: Badtools
    2662: Unrationality and Cognitive Science
    2663: The Capitalist Economy of Education
    2664: Intercultural Finance with Human Purpose
    2665: Maps of the Distinct Articulate Systemages in Cliftonous Temples
    2666: Reproductive Resources and Sexual Hunting-Movements among Hunting-Camps and Largest Fishing Sites
    2667: Tree Specialist Diversity and Displacement
    2668: Materializing for the Origins of the Geography of the DNA Layer-Line
    2669: Magnetism: The Nature and Politics of Forces and Emotional and Physical Connections
    2670: The Die-Harder Theory of Science, The Fields of Logic and Reality
    2671: A Biological-Mythology of Insects [!]
    2672: The Nature and Taste of the Elements [!]
    2673: Water Eater
    2674: Monoliths of the Earth: The Seismic Age and History of a Sea Portal [!]
    2675: Comparative methodology in water science: Where the field continues to innovate
    2676: Design Factors For Your Experimental Design
    2677: Water Use at the Plague
    2678: Influencing the Market Sector: A Global Microbe
    2679: Passionate Food Usage Does Not Factor Into Optimal Distribution Planned Populations. Research in Social Agriculture and the Economics of Advocacy.
    2680: Economic Learning and Public Opinion Representation
    2681: Monitoring Tools Used at Scout Conventions
    2682: Energy in the Atmosphere [!]
    2683: The Physics of Events
    2684: Geomancy—Advances in Vertebrate Geochemistry [!]
    2685: Representing Fire, Stone, and Electricity
    2686: The Natural Period and the First our Highest Day
    2687: What is the State of Matter?
    2688: Powerful forces in the Earth
    2689: Present-Time-Toward-Once
    2690: The Silent Future, The Silent Place [!]
    2691: Tons of Plate Mail [!]
    2692: Early Inventions of the Future from Solar
    2693: Healthier Durable Goods
    2694: Time in the Events of the World
    2695: Science using the Philosopher's Stone [!]
    2696: The Musings of a Scientist in the Importance of Biochemical Processes in the Temperaments of the Earth [Shudde M'ell?
    2697: Fossil Foundations of Pest Ecology
    2698: Waiting: A Treatise on Consciousness, the Patterns in Nature and, In Particular, the Conflict Between the [end of title cut off] [!]
    2699: Considerations on the Onstruments [sic] of Indifference
    2700: The Miracle of Water [!]

    Here're some links to the other list-posts:
    What's on the Shelf: 1-600 (and 601-1000)
    What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800
    What's on the Shelf: 2701-????
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    1890) imperial infantryman's uplifting primer
    1891) Lectitio Divinitatus
    1892) one of the nine books of Nagash
    1893) liber necris
    1894) book of medivh

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    plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.
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    1895.) The Prophecies of Murlynd
    1896.) The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
    1897.) Records of Herasy
    1898.) The Book of Nonce Prayer
    1899.) The Life of Murlynd
    1900.) The Coronation of Louie the Ape
    1901.) The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
    1902.) On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
    1903.) Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
    1904.) The River of Sorcery
    1905.) The Ratfolk Sacramentary
    1906.) The Treatise of Crowns
    1907.) The Brutishness of Romance
    1908.) The Book of Banal Prayer
    1909.) The Divine Opera
    1910.) Jotunheim Missal
    1911.) Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens
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    WoTC Forums Archive + Indexing Projext

    PostImage, a free and sensible alternative to Photobucket

    Temple+ Modding Project for Atari's Temple of Elemental Evil

    Morrus' RPG Forum (EN World v2)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxangelo View Post
    plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.
    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
    I dont know but the topic needs the warhammer 40k kind of gene stealers so prepare your bolters and pray the emprah you are in rude awekening
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Wow. That's just... just... evil!

    So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?
    no idea, but for 3E you could use the kython from BoVD.

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    1912.) The gamblers sidearm: a guide to weaponizing the humble deck of cards when the tables turn against you – Maximillian Potash

    1913.) The enchanted deck: unleashing the cards deadly potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)

    1914.) Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the bold. a fictional tale regarding an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.

    1915.) Trials of Tenser – Garrick the bold. A fictional tale regarding three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich

    Mans best friends: an encyclopedia series on the dissection and analysis of common urban and domesticated animals for the purpose of identifying culinary qualities, potential mundane uses, magical components and ingredients and material for use in necromantic spells and rituals for the purpose of maximizing the efficient use of all available resources. - Lambert the butcher.
    1916.) Vol 1: bats, more than guano and haunting atmosphere.
    1917.) Vol 2: bovines, no bull.
    1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
    1919.) Vol 4: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
    1920.) Vol 5: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
    1921.) Vol 6: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
    1922.) Vol 7: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
    1923.) Vol 8: ponies and horses, what to do with the foolish knights steed.
    1924.) Vol 9: birds, means fair and fowl.
    1925.) Vol 10: rats, making the most of what you have, when you don’t have anything else.

    notes:
    We will be seeing more of Maximillian Potash as I do more research. He was a fairly prolific writer though his books are somewhat difficult to come by. a tribute from a fan.
    Garrick the bold is basically Varrus from dragon age. Whenever I need an author for a novel he will be it unless I have reason to put another. Feel free to have him author any novels you want to add, the bigger his library the better.
    Lambert is a talented but very young (18-22) necromancer, if some of the title sound immature, that is why. He is a very prolific writer though his "books" are just published versions of piles of notes on a particular theme cobbled together into a semblance of order by his bound companion Asha, whose orderly mind has started bordering on OCD in undeath. Vol 6 of this series is my favourite title, I feel its implications perfectly sum up how necromancers feel about goody-two-shoe's who keep bothering them.
    He is also an avid cook. hence the epithet.
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    1926.) The Conference of the Dames
    1927.) The Book of Sajak
    1928.) The Tale of Cliches the Knight
    1929.) The Knight of the Rickshaw
    1930.) The Knight of the Wardrobe
    1931.) The Exegesis of Omnomnom
    1932.) Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
    1933.) Topographia Hyboria
    1934.) Robin, The Story of the Grail
    1935.) The Five Three Interruptions
    1936.) Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
    1937.) Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
    1938.) Aucassin on Nicotine
    1939.) Market Report on the Price of Oranges
    1940.) The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
    1941.) The Garden of Deformities
    1942.) The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
    1943.) Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
    1944.) The Marmalade Psalter
    1945.) The Garden of Disgust
    1946.) The Art of Courtney Love
    1947.) History of Abandoned Churches
    1948.) The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
    1949.) A Fiendish Game
    1950.) The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
    1951.) History of the Church of the Destroyer
    1952.) The Mimosa of Medicine
    1953.) The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
    1954.) The Book of Divine Offences
    1955.) The Summa of Ludacris
    1956.) The Prey Codex
    1957.) The Guide to Things Perplexing
    1958.) Description of Whales
    1959.) The Iodized Psalter
    1960.) The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
    1961.) The Fire Mirror
    1962.) Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
    1963.) Book of the Pimp Hand
    1964.) Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
    1965.) Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
    1966.) Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
    1967.) The Oppositional Mirror
    1968.) Infamous Herbal Glossary
    1969.) The Joy of Alchemy

    (note: compare and contrast the titles of 12th century books to the list above)

    EDIT:
    moving away from that theme for a short while

    1970.) A Song of Fire and More Fire
    1971.) Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1972.) Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
    1973.) Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
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    the summa of ludacris? intriguing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxangelo View Post
    1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
    1919.) Vol 3: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
    1920.) Vol 4: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
    1921.) Vol 5: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
    1922.) Vol 5: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
    Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)
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