What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Isocahedron]

2792) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 2
2793) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 5
2794) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 11
2795) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 17
2796) Processes and Applications of Numerology, Vol. 23
2797) The Complete Nature of Reality, Abridged
2798) The Title Of The Book Is Blank. That's The Title. This Is Too.
2799) The Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.
2800) How To Trick The Heroes Into Reading Your Books While You Ambush Them

[paddyfool]

2801) The damnation of [your name here]
2802) Why spellcasters should rule the world: the merits of mageocracy as a system of governance
2803) Dungeon recipes: edible parts of monsters, and how to prepare them.

[noob]

2804) Why you should buy all the overpriced books of that series (this book have a cover made of gold and platinum with socketed rubies and emeralds)
2805) How to spend wastefully your money (this book seems as much ridiculously expensive as the previous one)

[Bohandas]

2806.) The Renfield Equations
2807.) a spellbook containing five different (but mechanically identical) ways of casting Identify (effectively allowing wizarding beginners five shots at learning the spell, instead of the usual one per level, as it is actually five different but mechanically identical spells)
2808.) Manipulative Vocabulary
2809.) Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Testofen
2810.) Plan of Study for Ghouls
2811.) Narrative of Some Things of the Great City of Telomestatin
2812.) 50 Shades of Dead People
2813.) The Lead Books of Sacramento
2814.) Poopoo Vuh
2815.) Treatise on Artifacts
2816.) Treatizzle on Artifactz
2817.) The Leaden Book of Leadership
2818.) Vino Patrika
2819.) The Illustrated History of Sueloise Belief
2820.) Der Gelbkunig
2821.) Hepatmeron
2822.) The Eggshell King
2823.) The Emotional Disposition Matrix
2824.) Santa's Enemies List

[noob]

2825) Casting plot spells 101: sacrificing the souls of other people
2826) Making plot devices 101: safety rules

[Bohandas]

2827.) The Book of Uridine
2828.) Uncle Zhang's Big Book of Goldfish
2829.) a manuscript written on a manila envelope
2830.) The Frugal Anarchist
2831.) Flying Sauces From Outer Space
2832.) The Commie Sutra
2833.) Boat in the Sea of Death
2834.) New Treatise on Military Thaumaturgy
2835.) Book of Discord
2836.) History of Sherbet
2837.) Encyclopedia of Vegetable Cognition and Behavior
2838.) Fundamental Concepts in Necrophysics
2839.) Arms Control: the New Guide to Posture
2840.) Discourse of Fortune
2841.) Stereochemistry of Looking-Glass Milk

[Bohandas]

2842.) The Two Bacterial Cultures
2843.) The Book of Uracil
2844.) The Digon Magazine
2845.) The Five People You Meet In The Outlands
2846.) The Mathematical Study of Communication and Control in the Animal and the Machine.
2847.) Ascent of Mount Toffee
2848.) The Auburn Codex
2849.) Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2850.) Sermon on Drunken Indulgence
2851.) The Hewardiad
2852.) Defective Comics
2853.) Thunder Dank
2854.) Dystopia
2855.) Codex Bubonic
2856.) The Folly of Praise
2857.) In Praise of Failure
2858.) The Computational Polyglot Bible
2859.) Minaces Liber
2860.) Journey to the Southeast
2861.) Mirabilis Libel
.) The Sixteen Tortures

[Rockphed]

What does "minaces liber" translate from?

2863.) Rotating monkeys and other marvels.
2864.) Eye care for beholders
2865.) Circumscribing the shrew
2866.) The parental sleep delusion
2867.) River horse taming for fun and profit
2868.) Riparian rites in riverdance
2869.) Trust in olaf's way
2870.) Blood and sword: conquering an empire

[Laughing Dog]

2871.)The Beginner's Guide to Magic- MAGIC IS NOT A TOY! by Albret Vantus
2872.)The Novice's Guide to Magic- Simple spells and control exercises by Albret Vantus
2873.)The Apprentice's Guide to Magic- How not to damn your soul by Albret Vantus
2874.)The Journeyman's Guide to Magic- Making your way in the world by Albret Vantus
2875.)War Magic, a Primer by Tim Burnt
2876.)Common Battlefield Magic by Jack A. Slough
2877.)Uncommon Battlefield Magics; a Study of Unconventional Tactics; Arcane or Otherwise by S. A.
2878.)A Study on Souls
2879.)Planes you shouldn't open a portal to. by Ivan Matthew S.

[Bohandas]

What does "minaces liber" translate from?

Latin. The words mean "meancing" (or "ominous") and "book" respectively. It's a parody of Mirabilis Liber


Bizarrely, Google Translate doesn't seem to be able to correctly translate this back into English. In addition to latching on to a different meaning of the aord "liber" it even more vexingly cannot translate the word "minaces" properly despite it having me the word in the first place, and Wiktionary verifying the word's existence. Instead, it insists that "minaces" translates as "shamful"[sic] which Wiktionary and Dictionary.com tell me is not a word; the only definition I could find for "shamful" is an Urban Dictionary entry of questionable provenance which claims that it is a portmanteau of "sham" and "shameful"

EDIT:
Most of my recent entries are parodies of real book titles (often medieval ones since I'm working my way upward through wikipedia's books by decade categories and that's where I'm at now). The key to my previous post is below

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The Two Cultures
The Book of Urizen
Dragon Magazine and The Triangle Magazine (the drexel university newspaper)
The Five People You Meet In Heaven
a wiktionary definition of "cybernetic"
Ascent of Mount Carmel
Aubin Codex
"Codex on the Flight of Birds" and "Flight of the Bumblebee"
Sermon on Indulgences and Grace
The Davidiad and The Aeneid
Detective Comics
Theuerdank
Utopia
Codex Borbonicus
The/In Praise of Folly
Complutensian Polyglot Bible
Mirabilis Liber
Journey to the West
The Sixteen Pleasures

[MR_Andersom]

2880) KOOB - Ybgib’s beginner guide to Encryption
2881) 101 Ways to create fake books for your Library
2882) The Reproof of the Rebuttal, or: A Comprehensive Description of the Conspiracy Theory Created to Convince Others of a Fraud of Magic, Perpetrated by a Conspiracy of So-Called Wizards and their Useful Idiots.

[noob]

2879.)Planes you shouldn't open a portal to. by Ivan Matthew S.

I guess the first plane of that list is the material plane seeing how many dangerous things it have.

[Lvl 2 Expert]

I guess the first plane of that list is the material plane seeing how many dangerous things it have.

Well, there are mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane...