What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Lord Torath]

718. Elf on the Shelf - 53 Tips for Keeping Yourself Safe From Harm by Merribimble Hopsamble

719. Elf on the Shelf, Common Uses for Uncommon Ingredients. By Ingrid Radiant.

720 Elf on a Shelf: How to Terrorize Your Children by Stu D. Osee

[Shoot Da Moon]

721: Another Excuse to Drink in the Street

[Spellbreaker26]

722: The Joy of Gricks; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bird-Brain-Tentacle-Horrors by Millicent Fourtyfingers.

[Lentrax]

723. The Magic of Total Mental Domination. -Yuri.

[JAL_1138]

724: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
725: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
726: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
727: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour

[Segev]

724: Before the Fall, or: Where in the Nine Hells Did All These Ruins Come From, Anyway? by Métier d'Amour
725: The Cyclical Nature of the Rise and Fall of Civilization and the Peculiar Correlation Thereof with Certain Astronomical Phenomena, by Métier d'Amour
726: The Inevitability of the Impending Armageddon, by Métier d'Amour
727: If You Don't Know How to Leave the Prime Material Plane, You Really Might Want to Learn Before the Next Grand Alignment of the Crystal Spheres, by Métier d'Amour

728: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour

[Blue Duke]

729: Barnabas's big Barbecue Book: Tips for magic in food preparations, Barnabas B. Barniwickle
730: Gears and Aether: an Artificers guide to Gnon-Gnomish Technology, Sir Stanley A. Steelsmith III
731: Correlation between Gnomish populations and Mystical Calamities, Urist Son of Urist for the Royal Gearwrights Academy
732: Pointy End first: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically competent, Marian W. Baker

[JAL_1138]

728: Planes From Which To View the End of the World, and Other Practical Planar Tourism Tips, by Métier d'Amour

733: Don't Even Think About Going to the Elemental Plane of Water for Safety During the Cataclysm; That's Like Beheading Yourself to Cure the Sniffles by Métier d'Amour (a short supplementary volume bundled with all second-and-later printings of Planes from Which to View the End of the World, to address a printing error omitting a vitally important chapter)

[Segev]

732: Pointy End first: a guide to Martial Combat for the Mystically competent, Marian W. Baker [/I]

734: Pointy Propositions: A Guide to Marital Combat for Warrior Women, by Hera and Diana; Themyscrian Publications, Ltd.

[Conundrumist]

0735: Advanced Necromancy Arcanapedia
0736: Unique Techniques of Necromancy
0737: Structures & Approaches to Fundamental Transmutation
0738: Interdisciplinary Principles of Necromancy and Transmutation
0739: The Tragedy and Triumph of Jelland Xaxus
0740: The Librium of Hallowed Magics
0741: The Final Days of the Mountain Wars
0742: Magic in War: Decisive Battles in the _____-_____ Conflict
0743: Disease is Life! By Dwight Mumford

[JAL_1138]

744: A treatiſe on ^ye uſage of Dwarven intockſicating ſpirits as ſources of combuſtible fuels for ^ye revolitutionairie new highe-ſpeede propulſion ſyſstem known as ^ye "Pulſe-Jette Engine," by Mesocricetus Auratus Phodopus Sungorus Samazing MacEanruig XLII of Mt. Nevermind. (This book is heavily damaged; it appears to have been in a rather large explosion at some point).

[Conundrumist]

0745: Architectural Principles of Tower Construction by Parker Jenga

[LokiRagnarok]

0746: Up and Away: A Treatise on Magickal Flight Devices, Manifolde and Diverse - by B. Yaga

[Newtonsolo313]

747: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition

[Beleriphon]

747: Printers and Paperwork: 1st edition

Advanced Printers and Paperwork: The Officescape Boxed Set by Greff Jubb

[eru001]

748- Von Hieffmann's Compendium of Magical Anomalyies
749- Gears, Pistons, and Capaciters? Gno Problem. A Brief Introduction To Gnomish Magitek. - Whizzaldo Fizzbang
750- Air Pressure, Enclosed Spaces, and Convection, a Beginners Guide to Non-Backfiring Fireballs - Crastend Burnt

[khadgar567]

751- MMO and wizards risks of augmented food

MMO: Magically modified organism

[Segev]

752: The Ecological Impact of Virgin Sacrifices - Save the Cheerleader, Doom the World by Drew Id

[JAL_1138]

753: 101 Dark Rites and Rituals, Revised and Expanded (Now with New & Improved Illustrations and Diagrams!)*

*Accuracy not guaranteed. Gnevermignd Publishigng Compagny is not responsible for any catastrophies; invasions of the Prime Material by extraplanar entities; and/or physical, financial, psychological, or spiritual injuries; or any other harm to any person(s), object(s), legal entity or entities, and/or location(s) resulting from use, misuse, and/or reliance upon this manual and/or any information presented herein.

[ArcanaGuy]

Oh my gosh. I love this thread so much, and will be stealing shamelessly from it for my upcoming campaign.

Here's my addition: A series of cheap, steamy romance detective novels about a gorgeous half-elf, half-illithid outcast in an elven kingdom with an itchy spell-finger, equally good at battle spells or charm spells. He wears a veil to hide his face-tentacles, and the author demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge of actual Elven culture.

754: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
755: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
756: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
757: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
758: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
759: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
760: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
761: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
762: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
763: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
764: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
765: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
766: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
767: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
768: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.

[Newtonsolo313]

Oh my gosh. I love this thread so much, and will be stealing shamelessly from it for my upcoming campaign.

Here's my addition: A series of cheap, steamy romance detective novels about a gorgeous half-elf, half-illithid outcast in an elven kingdom with an itchy spell-finger, equally good at battle spells or charm spells. He wears a veil to hide his face-tentacles, and the author demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge of actual Elven culture.

754: Elethiel Psilara and the Secret Princess by Bellis Smokeleaf
755: Elethiel Psilara and the Ebony Figurine by Bellis Smokeleaf
756: Elethiel Psilara and the Maiden's Hourglass by Bellis Smokeleaf
757: Elethiel Psilara and the Blood-stained Veil by Bellis Smokeleaf
758: Elethiel Psilara and the Milkmaid's Secret by Bellis Smokeleaf
759: Elethiel Psilara and the Archmage's Last Spell by Bellis Smokeleaf
760: Elethiel Psilara and the Harem of Elriland by Bellis Smokeleaf
761: Elethiel Psilara and the Missing Dagger by Bellis Smokeleaf
762: Elethiel Psilara and the Elf Queen's Cry by Bellis Smokeleaf
763: Elethiel Psilara and the Crimson Stone by Bellis Smokeleaf
764: Elethiel Psilara and the Final Wall by Bellis Smokeleaf
765: Elethiel Psilara and the Shrouded City by Bellis Smokeleaf
766: Elethiel Psilara and the Misty Valley by Bellis Smokeleaf
767: Elethiel Psilara and the Dragon's Pearl by Bellis Smokeleaf
768: An almost-complete set - 52 of the 56 Elethiel Psilara books.

The best part is that there is already romance novel cover illithid beefcake :)

[ArcanaGuy]

The best part is that there is already romance novel cover illithid beefcake :)

Augh! I totally missed that!

[Segev]

Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)

[ArcanaGuy]

Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)

Oh, no, I think we can be sure that Bellis Smokeleaf made a big deal about how 'This should be impossible, one of a kind, lamenting never being able to truly be part of either world because of the sheer impossibleness of his being."

[Bohandas]

769.) One Hundred Doomsday Prophecies
770.) Green's Anatomy

[khadgar567]

Not only does it demonstrate a complete lack of knowledge of elven culture, but of illithid biology, since "half illithid" is...a strange concept, to say the least. I think elves and humans are the only two races that become full illithids upon cerebromorphosis. (All others because what are CALLED half-illithids, but are really just flawed transformations. They're still the illithid-spawn mind that ate the brain of the original owner of that body.)

give me one good reason to not make this in to book.
771.) xenobiology and you Segev the dark lord

[Segev]

give me one good reason to not make this in to book.
771.) xenobiology and you Segev the dark lord

Well, I'm more of a necromancer, but on the other hand, a treatis on xenographic identification and xenomorphic anatomy would be useful in preparing and seeking out ideal raw materials.



(More seriously, I'm flattered. Go for it!)

[khadgar567]

Well, I'm more of a necromancer, but on the other hand, a treatis on xenographic identification and xenomorphic anatomy would be useful in preparing and seeking out ideal raw materials.



(More seriously, I'm flattered. Go for it!)

you gonna know how that body work so you can reanimate better but since you drop the science then i humbly drop the book.

[Segev]

you gonna know how that body work so you can reanimate better but since you drop the science then i humbly drop the book.

"drop the science?" But...wizardry is all about the scientific method! What, you think magic isn't subject to it? Nonsense! It's how best to experiment and figure out what does and does not work!

[TheTeaMustFlow]

"drop the science?" But...wizardry is all about the scientific method! What, you think magic isn't subject to it? Nonsense! It's how best to experiment and figure out what does and does not work!

Hmmph. These moderns, with their 'science' nonsense. Magic is an art. It is the art. Even the spooniest of Bards could tell you that. You might as well try to measure beauty. Apprentices these days...