The Laser Scout of Chaos [Fun with the class mashup generator; PEACH]

[Jormengand]

Laser Scout of Chaos
This class is designed for magical ranged combat, a specific social skill, defensive fighting and companion creatures and is moderately good at endurance, heavy weapons and dealing with metaphysical entities. They are poor at agility, healing and a specific physical skill. They have a signature weapon.

Level	BAB	Fort	Ref	Will	Special
1st	+1	+2	+0	+2	Laser 1d6
2nd	+2	+3	+0	+3	Shoot on the Move (5 feet)
3rd	+3	+3	+1	+3	Covering Fire
4th	+4	+4	+1	+4	Laser 2d6
5th	+5	+4	+1	+4	Shoot on the Move (10 feet)
6th	+6/+1	+5	+2	+5	Set Ablaze
7th	+7/+2	+5	+2	+5	Laser 3d6
8th	+8/+3	+6	+2	+6	Shoot on the Move (15 feet)
9th	+9/+4	+6	+3	+6	Aether Shot
10th	+10/+5	+7	+3	+7	Laser 4d6
11th	+11/+6/+1	+7	+3	+7	Shoot on the Move (20 feet)
12th	+12/+7/+2	+8	+4	+8	Suppression Fire
13th	+13/+8/+3	+8	+4	+8	Laser 5d6
14th	+14/+9/+4	+9	+4	+9	Shoot on the Move (25 feet)
15th	+15/+10/+5	+9	+5	+9	Blazing Glory
16th	+16/+11/+6/+1	+10	+5	+10	Laser 6d6
17th	+17/+12/+7/+2	+10	+5	+10	Shoot on the Move (30 feet)
18th	+18/+13/+8/+3	+11	+6	+11	Phasing Shot
19th	+19/+14/+9/+4	+11	+6	+11	Laser 7d6
20th	+20/+15/+10/+5	+12	+6	+12	Laser Master, Shoot on the Move (35 feet)

Alignment: Any Chaotic
Hit Die: 1d8

Class Skills:
A laser scout of chaos’ class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Balance (Dex), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Craft (Int), Escape Artist (Dex), Hide (Dex), Jump (Str), Knowledge (Dungeoneering) (Int), Knowledge (Geography) (Int), Knowledge (Nature) (Int), Listen (Wis), Move Silently (Dex), Ride (Dex), Search (Int), Sense Motive (Wis), Speak Language (n/a), Spot (Wis), Survival (Wis), Swim (Str), Tumble (Dex), and Use Rope (Dex).
Skill Points at 1st Level: (6 + Int modifier) × 4
Skill Points at Each Additional Level: 6 + Int modifier

Weapon and Armour Proficiency
Laser scouts of chaos are proficient with the longbow, the shortbow, all simple weapons and the laser cannon, as well as all types of light armour.

Laser (Su)
At first level, a laser scout of chaos obtains from somewhere a giant laser cannon. Irrespective of the laser scout of chaos' size, the laser cannon deals 1d6 damage, plus another 1d6 damage per 3 levels after 1st. Laser cannons require two hands to wield, can only be wielded by laser scouts of chaos, and do not benefit from feats, spells, enhancements, or any clever way you can think of to try and make them deal more damage.

The laser cannon disappears if it leaves the laser scout of chaos' possession, but a new one can be taken out just like drawing a weapon.

Shoot on the Move (Ex)
From second level, a laser scout of chaos can move up to 5 feet as part of a full attack action. This increases by 5 feet per 3 levels after second.

Covering Fire (Ex)
From third level, a creature struck by a laser scout of chaos' ranged weapon attack takes penalties as though their foes all had cover (unless they already had better cover) until the laser scout of chaos' next turn.

Set Ablaze (Ex)
From sixth level, anyone or anything struck by a laser cannon immediately catches on fire if it is in the least bit flammable.

Aether Shot (Su)
From ninth level, the laser scout of chaos can attack immaterial creatures, or even into coexistent planes (or coterminous ones through one of the points of intersection).

Suppression Fire (Ex)
From twelfth level, a creature attacked by a laser scout of chaos' ranged weapon attack takes penalties for cover just like covering fire (except that the attack doesn't have to hit).

Blazing Glory (Ex)
From 15th level, the laser scout of chaos can use the laser as though it were a ranged splash weapon. Any creature struck by the splash catches on fire. Any creature struck directly catches on fire three times and the effects stack. Blazing Glory does not affect allies.

Phasing Shot (Su)
From 18th level, the laser scout of chaos can ignore cover and concealment, even total cover and total concealment, with a laser. In effect, the laser scout of chaos can see and shoot straight through walls.

Laser Master (Ex)
From 20th level, the laser scout of chaos can wield and attack with a laser cannon even when an effect would normally prevent this. For example, it is possible to do so while paralysed, nauseated, or so forth, even though you don't normally have the actions to do so. The laser scout of chaos must still be able to get two hands on the cannon.

[GnomishPride]

This... this is beautiful. I love it. Great job!

[DracoDei]

For feats not increasing the damage... does that include extra attacks, such as Rapid Shot and Haste?

Also, 1d6 at 1st level for an attack that ISN'T a touch attack seems a bit lack-luster.

Or am I taking this too serious?

[Jormengand]

For feats not increasing the damage... does that include extra attacks, such as Rapid Shot and Haste?

They don't actually increase the attack damage, though they may increase the attack action's damage.

Also, 1d6 at 1st level for an attack that ISN'T a touch attack seems a bit lack-luster.

Mmm, perhaps, but it has no range penalties and deals untyped damage, so there's that.

Or am I taking this too serious?

Ehh. I'd like my joke to be a well-executed joke.

[nikkoli]

Would the 'no damage bonus' clause negate whole feats or just damage portion of them like those from point blank shot or ranged weapon mastery?

[Jormengand]

Would the 'no damage bonus' clause negate whole feats or just damage portion of them like those from point blank shot or ranged weapon mastery?

Just the damage part.