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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Superman with a Santa-beard and a humongous gun vs. not one, but two hitler clones in a post-apocalyptic setting.

    Oh, god.
    I am not worthy.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Dear God...

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    i think that thing just killed off some of my brain cells.

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    I think my brain just leaked out of my ear.

    Why would they clone Elvis!?
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilik
    I think my brain just leaked out of my ear.

    Why would they clone Elvis!?
    Why would they clone Hitler? Elvis, I can understand. A lot of people like his music, and I think that a lot of people would pay good money if someone were to resurrect the King of Rock "n" Roll. Cloning Hitler, on the other hand, would be pointless after cloning KENNEDY and EINSTEIN.

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    I'd say why, but it might be touchong on religion.
    Needless to say, it's a very good reason to clone him.
    And am I the only one who thought the idea was cool but the execution stupid as hell?
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    Yes. You are.
    TWO Hitler clones! doesn't a good idea make.

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    And am I the only one who thought the idea was cool
    No, no it wasn't.

    Calvin Coolidge's Cloning Center

    "Hey, we've cloned Elvis, Einstein, Kennedy...what next?"

    "I know! Hitler! Hitler!"

    "Huh? But why? We've already proved that we can clone humans, and famous ones at that. What's the point?"

    "I can't tell you. But let's do it."

    "Okay, fine. But let's clone him not once but twice!"

    Sigh. "Whatever. You're paying for it, though."

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    What would be slightly more interesting would be a clone of Hitler who wasn't an evil megalomaniac. Sort of a nature vs. nurture type thing.

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    Why couldn't they clone someone powerful... like I don't know... Superman!

    At least that would make a hell of a lot more sense than cloning a world-infamous dictator!

    Clone some superhero's!
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    I think that CelestialStick will have a good time with this!

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    Yikes. That was an abomination to all comics everywhere.
    Put on your tight pants cause here comes the future

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    my god... that comic looks so god awful I think I actually need to own a copy of this piece of unintentional literary hilarity.

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    Why did the Hitler clones style their hair the same way? It would have been so awesome to see one Hitler with dreadlocks and another with a walrus mustache and muttonchops. But we get the same boring little Hitler-stache.
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    *slumps silently in his chair and gives up the ghost*



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    I gotta see CS reaction to this...

    this....

    ...this is just the....


    ....I....



    ...well...


    ...no, wait....

    ...wha....

    ...he....the....

    ....what?

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    Ehhhhhhh...I didn't get that at all. But I think it may have been my brain protecting itself by preventing a hemorrhage. :P
    Hiding the little one away so he doesn't get hurt...
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    how did Hitler cause EVERY war?

    is he retro-evil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rilik
    Why couldn't they clone someone powerful... like I don't know... Superman!

    At least that would make a hell of a lot more sense than cloning a world-infamous dictator!

    Clone some superhero's!
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ing
    how did Hitler cause EVERY war?

    is he retro-evil?
    He's Hitler. His evil transcends time, space, logic...

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    Is this Superdickery.com-worthy, you think?

    Look carefully at the panel with the Hitler Twins and you'll note the name "L. Luthor" stenciled on one of the cloning tanks...what, they needed another megalomaniac and decided to Xerox ol' Baldy too?

    Oh, it can get worse. I wrote a fake movie review for my site once which looked at a movie where scientists cloned Hitler's butt...and it starrred Andy ****. Ironically I did that because I couldn't make the idea work as a comic script...guess I should have tried harder.... :-/


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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    I thought it was a joke. A bad one at that. Or at least a subpar webcomic.

    But apparently, I was wrong.

    No words can describe the horror DC unleashed by publishing that monstrosity. The author deserves to suffer the same way Batman's body did, with all copies of that abomination burned with him. >:(
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    Tom Veitch must have some cloning fetish. He wrote Star Wars: Dark Empire in which the crew fight.... you guessed it a clone of the Emperor.

    If you want a great Superman story check out Alan Moores' "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superma...of_Tomorrow%3F
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    I dunno...it's probably still better than (and Is wear to cthulhu this is an actual comic) Archie meets THE PUNISHER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artisan
    I dunno...it's probably still better than (and Is wear to cthulhu this is an actual comic) Archie meets THE PUNISHER
    No wonder there are so many people who say comics rot your brains... seriously, what were these people on to come up with these really REALLY dumb ideas?!
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    I am just going to assume this was a parody of over-the-top hyper-violent yet preaching-anti-violence comics, and the fact that such comics are so close to self-parody themselves makes the satire in this rather moot.

    Also, "DNA Diktators" sounds like they were trying to do a Kirby riff, and failing badly. Only Jack can pull that **** off, and he's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ing
    how did Hitler cause EVERY war?

    is he retro-evil?
    I don't think it was meant that way. It was a lame attempt at metaphore that failed.

    Hitler didn't cause every war, but people like him.
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    "Do you know why your precious Krypton was destroyed, man of steel?

    ...HITLER did it!"
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    No, this is DC... they meant that Hitler caused every war. I'm sure, when they were writing it, they meant to imply he started every war since WWI, but failed miserably at getting their point across.
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    "Hitler killed your parents, Caped Crusader"

    "Thanagarian War? Yeah, totally Hitler's fault"

    "With great power comes great responsibility...oh! And Hitler!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artisan
    "Hitler killed your parents, Caped Crusader"

    "Thanagarian War? Yeah, totally Hitler's fault"

    "With great power comes great responsibility...oh! And Hitler!"
    Hitler killed Uncle Ben.
    Hitler sabotaged Victor Von Doom's experiment back in college.
    Hitler created Doomsday.

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