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  1. 2016-05-13, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #361
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    Default Re: OOTS #1035 - The Discussion Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    It depends if he was an NPC or a PC,

    NPC: Yes

    PC: No, he's coming back for their cool magic stuff
    Unless he's a PC necromancer...

    dun Dun DUN!!!

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  2. 2016-05-13, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #362
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    Unless he's a PC necromancer...

    dun Dun DUN!!!

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    a PC necromancer just refers to the undead as "living impaired"
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  3. 2016-05-13, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #363
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    Unless he's a PC necromancer...

    dun Dun DUN!!!

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    Are you secretly...

    no, that can't be true!

    Quote Originally Posted by littlebum2002 View Post
    a PC necromancer just refers to the undead as "living impaired"
    No, that's a PC PC necromancer
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  4. 2016-05-13, 01:27 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #364
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    Are you secretly...

    no, that can't be true!
    Search your feelings. You know it is true.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."
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  5. 2016-05-13, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #365
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Search your feelings. You know it is true.
    Yes... yes it is... I like KC & The Sunshine Band.

    My shame is now visible to all...

    But at least my party's have a great dance track.

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  6. 2016-05-13, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #366
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    Yes... yes it is... I like KC & The Sunshine Band.

    My shame is now visible to all...

    But at least my party's have a great dance track.

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    That was a close call, for a second, I thought you were secretly Elan
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  7. 2016-05-13, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #367
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    The PC PC necromancer refers to the living as "Persons of Pulse".

    It is possible that if breaking the ice were easy, Lien and O-Chul could have broken the ice again and dropped Big Hairy Foe into the ice water with them. Since most combats last less than a minute and O-Chul can hold his breath for quite a bit more than that, they could probably have finished him off easily. But that's not their mission, so if they can avoid combat I think they will.
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  8. 2016-05-13, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #368
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    That was a close call, for a second, I thought you were secretly Elan
    No, no... I cannot yet bard so bardily.

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  9. 2016-05-13, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #369
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shining Wrath View Post
    The PC PC necromancer refers to the living as "Persons of Pulse".

    It is possible that if breaking the ice were easy, Lien and O-Chul could have broken the ice again and dropped Big Hairy Foe into the ice water with them. Since most combats last less than a minute and O-Chul can hold his breath for quite a bit more than that, they could probably have finished him off easily. But that's not their mission, so if they can avoid combat I think they will.
    Breaking the ice is quite easy... just offer the other person a drink or a snack, and say hello and... Oh, wait, I get it...

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  10. 2016-05-13, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #370
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    Breaking the ice is quite easy... just offer the other person a drink or a snack, and say hello and... Oh, wait, I get it...

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    TURN OFF FLIRT MODE, Q.

    You bards are incorrigible.

    Plus I don't think I'm your type. My dad was career Navy, I was a teen before I learned some folks called Jarheads "Marines".
    This ... is my signature finishing move!

    "It's never good when you make a fiend cringe" - MadGrady

    According to some online quiz, I'm a 6th level TN Wizard. They didn't give me full XP for all the monsters I've defeated while daydreaming.
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  11. 2016-05-13, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #371
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    No, no... I cannot yet bard so bardily.

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    A day will come when we reach epic level, when we become powerful, and finally be strong enough to smite great evils and play epic songs respectively.

    But this is not that day!

    You use your charisma to play songs, I use mine to give rousing speeches. However, my speeches are usually not rousing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shining Wrath View Post
    The PC PC necromancer refers to the living as "Persons of Pulse".
    I thought the term was "necrotically impaired".
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  13. 2016-05-13, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #373
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasdoif View Post
    I thought the term was "necrotically impaired".
    I think a PC necromancer would call the living "Users"
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  14. 2016-05-14, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #374
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    I think a PC necromancer would call the living "Users"
    So then if a PC necromancer gets defeated by someone living, the appropriate proclamation is "Game Over, User Wins"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNecrocomicon View Post
    So then if a PC necromancer gets defeated by someone living, the appropriate proclamation is "Game Over, User Wins"?
    Yeah

    Life is kind of like Tron to them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasdoif View Post
    I thought the term was "necrotically impaired".
    Larvae.

    They require necromantic assistance to pupate.
    I prepared Comic Sans today.
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  17. 2016-05-15, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #377
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    Quote Originally Posted by davidbofinger View Post
    Larvae.

    They require necromantic assistance to pupate.
    Wow

    Other people use my writing style
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  18. 2016-05-16, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #378
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8BitNinja View Post
    Wow

    Other people use my writing style
    Interesting

    Don't let it go to your head, though.
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  19. 2016-05-16, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #379
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shining Wrath View Post
    TURN OFF FLIRT MODE, Q.

    You bards are incorrigible.

    Plus I don't think I'm your type. My dad was career Navy, I was a teen before I learned some folks called Jarheads "Marines".
    Man, we really need a new comic soon...

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  20. 2016-05-16, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #380
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quibbilcious View Post
    Man, we really need a new comic soon...

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    Considering there is a discussion how PC necromancers call the living/unliving I agree.

    By the way, there is no such thing. Necromancers work with the dead and the dead have no patience for hollow phrases. Say what you mean and keep it short.
    That's one of the first lessons you learn when you study necromancy.
    The second if we want to be precise.
    The first is: Don't create anything you can't control/ you can't destroy. The exact phrasing varies.
    The third lesson is: Lesson number two is no excuse to be rude.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
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