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    Halfling in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2008

    Default A Magic item most people would want (funny)

    Boots of Teleport Kicking
    Commissioned by a Fighter that was sick of people coming to his resident to try to sell him things, these boots function like boots of teleportation, but with an important difference.

    The boots work on other people, and to active them, you have to kick the other person (preferably in the ass).

    The teleportation sensation is also different from regular teleportation. No matter the distance, it feels like you were actually kicked hard enough to be sent flying to the destination chosen by the boot-wearer,which can not be hostile to the subject, and must be on a solid surface, and must be somewhere the victim has been before. The victim ‘lands’ in a sitting position. No matter how far the victim is teleported, the magic of the boot provides appropriate sensations and mental images based on their own memories.

    The Boots allow a Will save of 24 to avoid their effects. More powerful versions of the boot, with higher will saves, exist, as do versions for interplanetary teleportation and planeshifting.

    Construction Requirements
    CL 19; Craft Wondrous Item, Greater Teleport, Trobriand's Baleful Teleport (Forgotten Reams – City of Splendors), Hallucinatory Terrain

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    Bugbear in the Playground
    Join Date
    Apr 2011

    Default Re: A Magic item most people would want (funny)


    There needs to be Boots of Chronoshifting too, so you can punt people into next week.
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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