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    791) (One from Reddit) Book of misspellings: Cursed item that, when read, lets the DM change one letter of any spell cast by the player for the next 2d4 days for an entirely different effect. Created some hilarious spells. Like sconeskin.

    1. Melf's Acid Arrow, now Melf's A Kid Arrow
    2. Cause Fear, now Cause Bear
    3. Hold Person, now Gold Person
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    We're gonna need a bigger thread...

    4. Magic fissile
    5. cone of mold
    6. Bigby's brushing hand
    7. prismatic stray
    8. limited fish
    9. antilife smell
    10. animate mead
    11. spectral band
    12. speak with planks
    13. nundetection
    14. explosive tunes
    15. power word blond
    16. box's cunning
    17. Bill's strength
    18. protection from food
    19. create foot and water
    20. create greeter undead
    21. magic circle against Chads
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    22. Flesh to Stallone
    23. Heart of Stallone
    24. Sconeskin
    25. Greater Magic ***
    26. Nerve****ter
    27. Beagle's Splendor
    28. Meatier Swarm
    29. Berning Hands
    30. Cone of Old
    31. Dancing Knights
    32. Misspell Magic
    33. Discern Thighs
    34. Detect Secret Moors
    35. Ethereal Aunt
    36. Explosive Rooms
    37. Limited Fish
    38. Wall of Mice
    39. Voresight
    40. Cold Person
    41. Fold Person
    42. Glob of invulnerability
    43. Poison Crowd
    44. Mage Band
    45. Speak with Deaf
    46. Remove Purse
    47. Gaseous Farm
    48. Seal of Bonding
    49. Barkvision
    50. Shocking Gasp

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    51. Direball!
    52. Holy Ford

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    53. Mold Person (aka polymorph)
    54. Bold Person
    55. Bald Person
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    56. Magic Miss Ill
    57. Fire Dolt
    58. Mage Ham
    59. Eldritch Baste
    60. Power Word Stan
    61. Aprehend Languages
    62. Inflict Winds
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    A few I thought up in an earlier thread:

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    Otto's Irresistible Dunce - as Glibness, but only functions on those with a negative Intelligence modifier.
    Disguise Melf - Only works on a certain Archmage.
    Dominate Munster - a useful way to start taking over Ireland.
    Dominate Münster - ditto, but for Germany.
    Protection From Poisson - invaluable when facing Aboleth, Kraken, or the dreaded Carp.
    Spirit Grauniad - Inflicts poor editing, middle classness and an obsession with London on a failed save.
    Prismatic Spay - Ouch. That poor cat...
    Geese - Ayup.
    And a few more:

    Meteor Shawarma - Save versus heartburn.
    Mordenkainen's Injunction - Like Geas, but more.
    Dominate Minster - Good for taking over churches in York, otherwise fairly useless.
    Compelled Duet - A favourite of Bards everywhere.
    Lightning Marrow - Ouch.
    Trap the Seoul - Beloved by Korean supervillains.
    Power World Thrill - It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark...
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    Tasha's Hideous Slaughter

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    Some more from the worthless items thread:
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    78) Larkskin
    79) Clink
    80) Detect Hood
    81) Obscuring List
    82) Summon Mobster I-IX
    83) Tidy Hut
    84) Wall of Wire
    85) Wall of Irons

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    Morkanien's Magnificent Man Shen
    Lyreball
    Arcane Snark
    Snazzy avatar (now back! ) by Honest Tiefling.

    RIP Laser-Snail, may you live on in our hearts forever.

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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    73. Miner Image (dubiously useful)
    74. Altar Self (A more creative flesh-to-stone?)
    75. Mireball (ewwwwww)
    76. Create Waiter (no more waiting for someone to take your order!)
    77. Band (lots of ways to take this one)
    78. Deathwitch (sounds more like a monster than a spell)
    79. Dood (Dood!)
    80. Remove Bear (exeunt stage left)
    81. Control Feather (just one feather)
    82. Hard (I guess a stoneskin variant?)
    83. Arcane Mart (Always a blue-light special!)
    84. Massage (sometimes you just have to relax)
    85. Death Knoll (how many gunmen?)
    86. Clam Emotions (replicates the emotional spectra of bivalves)
    87. Mage Armoire (a two letter change but its still pretty funny, and could be useful for an extradimensional space to store changes of clothes)
    88. True Stroke (ensures the accuracy of timepieces)
    89. Burning Hinds (conjure many flaming deer?)
    90. Shocking Grass (a decent control spell, outside at least)
    91. Reduce/Enlarge Persona (subtle psychological manipulation spells perhaps?
    92. Touché of Idiocy (even a broken clock is right twice a day)
    93. Gust of Wand (send out multiple charges at once?)
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    84. Conjure Fry- never be without a side dish!
    85. Conjure Fee- always be able to pay for services!
    86. Conjure Fen- being a high level druid means never having to leave your favored terrain
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    Tenser's Floating D*ck, Greater Magic Wang, Arcane C*ck, Dongstrider, Mate Hand, Guards and Nards.

    87. Manor image.
    88. Mayor image.
    89. Flesh to stove
    90. Stork of vengeance
    91. Shield otter
    92. Flaking sphere
    93. Lightning boot
    94. Rock to bud.
    95. Mud to Rick
    96. Wall of farce
    97. Wafer breathing
    98. Metal to wool
    99. Divine rower
    100. Sharechange
    101. Manic aura
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    102: Rouge

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    103: For 5E Paladins - Find Stud
    Quote Originally Posted by OvisCaedo View Post
    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    103: For 5E Paladins - Find Stud
    I lol'd.

    104: Fire Steed
    105: Fire Traps
    106: Fire Creature
    107: Fire Object
    108: Fund the Path
    109: Fund Creature
    110: Fund Steed
    111: Fire Familiar
    112: Phantom Stud

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    113. Undelectable Alignment
    114. Phantasmal Miller
    115. Pail of the Banshee
    116. Whimpering Wind
    117. Bigby's Forceful Hank
    118. Glitterlust
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    Durid splle tiem! Some of them quite useful...

    119 Beast Bong
    Charm Parson
    Create Wager
    Purify Fool
    Steak with Animals
    Dork vision
    Detect trays
    Gust of wine
    Locate Pants ( & Pant growth)
    Meld into Stove
    Contusion
    Elemental Bake
    Hallucinatory terrine
    Geese
    Insect Plaque
    Find the bath
    Reverse Gravy
    ...137 Control Heather
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    103: For 5E Paladins - Find Stud
    Only if the paladin is a lonely and looking for a handsome gentlebeing to romance, or the paladin is a carpenter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beleriphon View Post
    Only if the paladin is a lonely and looking for a handsome gentlebeing to romance, or the paladin is a carpenter.
    He could be making his Rogue some studded leather armor, as a present for going five sessions without sinning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipperychicken View Post
    He could be making his Rogue some studded leather armor, as a present for going five sessions without sinning.
    And then they sin right afterwards, if you know what I mean...

    138. Dope Trick. The rope is fake!
    139. Create or Destroy Hater. Great for internet arguments, especially when alignments are involved!
    140. Control Hater
    141. Shape Hater
    142. Hatery Sphere
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beleriphon View Post
    Only if the paladin is a lonely and looking for a handsome gentlebeing to romance, or the paladin is a carpenter.
    Hmm, a Carpenter paladin... Where have I heard that before...

    Oh, and on topic: The bard can make a capoeira tournament break out whenever he wants with a 0-level spell: Dancing Fights.
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    In general, this is favorable to the casters.
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    I fnid tihs therad insulating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digiman619 View Post
    Oh, and on topic: The bard can make a capoeira tournament break out whenever he wants with a 0-level spell: Dancing Fights.
    The necromancer bard can keep his undead horde moving in style with Dancing Wights

    The paladin can keep himself and the fighter properly lit during nighttime jousts with his Lancing Lights spell

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    I fnid tihs therad insulating.
    I represent that remark
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    146. Viscous Mockery. When you need to insult gelatinous cubes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Slipperychicken View Post
    The paladin can keep himself and the fighter properly lit during nighttime jousts with his Lancing Lights spell.
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    147: Yeast Shape: hiding in breweries needs to happen more often.
    148: Yeast Sense
    149: Thunderwane
    150: Chill Pouch
    151: Blog Cloud
    152: Heroes Beast
    153: Magic Thistle
    154: Sold Person
    155: Cute Wounds
    156: Guiding Colt
    157: Bending
    158: Rending
    159: Produce Blame
    160: Prismatic Stray
    161: Firebill
    162: Wind Familiar
    163: Fine Familiar
    164: Fond Familiar

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    165: Healing World
    166: Hearing Word
    167: Heeling Word

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    168: Fish
    169: Power Word Kilt
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    170. Power Word Bill. Nye, Gates, or even Mays! It's all up to you!

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    169: Power Word Kilt
    I think that's my favorite so far!

    171: Move Garth
    172: Bleak Enchantment
    173: True Peeing (has no one done that yet?)
    174: Shivering Torch
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    170. Power Word Bill. Nye, Gates, or even Mays! It's all up to you!
    What about the kind that shows up in the mail every month, and my electricity goes ou if I don't pay?
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    Some from the Tomb of Battle:

    175. Ancient Mountain Hummer
    176. Avalache of Blakes
    177. Ballista Throb
    178. Cattle Leader's Charge
    179. Flood in the Water
    180. Burning Grand
    181. Castigating Shrike
    181. Charming Minotaur
    183. Distracting Member
    184. Dragon's Blame
    185. Giant Milling Style
    186. Shamstring Attack
    187. Band of Death
    188. Land of Death
    189. Shearing the Air
    190. Iron Heart Purge
    191. Flaw Bearer
    192. Leaning Dragon Stance
    193. Lion's Roam
    194. Marital Spirit
    195. Nighty Throw
    196. Mithral Cornado
    197. One wish Shadow
    198. Bouncing Charge
    199. Pray on the Weak
    200. Quicksolver Motion
    201. Ring of Fare
    202. Sing of Fire
    203. Hoots of the Mountain
    204. Shadow Nose
    205. Shield Flock
    206. Stance of Clarify
    207. Sudden Reap
    208. Scooping Dragon Strike
    209. White Raven Tictacs
    210. Zephyr Dunce
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