The "Rolled a 1" Game

[CrackedChair]

Ok, folks, I came up with a new game... I think. There might have been a game like this, but I don't know if there was... so let's leave it at that.

Alright, here is how this game goes. There will be a Posted skill check for a specific action they will be taking, and the poster below you has to post a result from rolling a 1, or crit-failing, that took effect from their skill check. After that, the poster then posts a new skill check scenario.

For example, lets say the poster above you said that there is a skill check they are making to push an orc off a bridge. The poster below them would say that they rolled a 1, and instead they lightly caressed his back.

So let's get this trainwreck started!

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I am going to make a Persuasion check to parley with the elves that are poaching our tribe's boars.

[Syldar]

You accidentally say what is possibly the worst insult to elvenkind. Ever. You are captured and/or murdered in an appropriate fashion to the elves in question.


Spellcraft check to identify the mysterious magic amulet.

[Xihirli]

Identity discovered! It's a galaxy.

Sense motive on a drow coming at you with a scimitar.

[Blue Ghost]

He just wants a hug.

Attack roll against the broad side of a barn.

[Draconium]

Not only did you fail to hit, you somehow ended up cutting off your own leg. Good job!

I roll an Acrobatics (or equivalent) check to cannonball off a diving board.

[Prince Zahn]

You land KER-SPLAT! on the sharp corners of a weighted companion cube, solidifying it's reputation forever more.

Survival check to navigate in the wilderness.

[Professor Gnoll]

You find yourself on the Quasi-Elemental Plane of Cascading Spiders. Somehow.

Oh, you were holding the map upside down. That'd do it.

Handle Animal on the cute little alpaca.

[OMG PONIES]

Yes, cute. Stare into its eyes. Wonder at its fur. Kill your family for using its majestic ancestors as livestock. Stand slackjawed as it eats grass. Bow to your new alpaca overlord. My friend, it seems the animal has handled you.

I roll a Sense Motive check to figure out what that shopkeep meant.

[Xihirli]

You find yourself on the Quasi-Elemental Plane of Cascading Spiders. Somehow.

Oh, you were holding the map upside down. That'd do it.

Handle Animal on the cute little alpaca.

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

I roll for including both halves of the required game mechanics in my post.

[rooster707]

You get ninja'd. (Somehow.)

Climb check to climb a ladder.

[Mister Tom]

The ladder was the wrong way up, and you are now stuck walking upside down on the ceiling...

I roll to listen for rumours in the reputable local tavern.

[CrackedChair]

You heard about somebody's surgery, having a slaad tadpole removed from their body surgically. You now make a constitution saving throw to not vomit. (DC 18)

I now make a intelligence, or charisma check to dream about my true love...

[Black Socks]

It's the hate-driven main antagonist who wants nothing more than to see you suffer.

I make a check to dance.

[Sgt. Cookie]

You successfully breakdance! By that I mean you break several bones in your attempt to dance.


I attempt a will save to disbelieve that I'm dying.

[igordragonian]

You successfully breakdance! By that I mean you break several bones in your attempt to dance.


I attempt a will save to disbelieve that I'm dying.

You believe you are a ghost. You trying to walk through a wall, crashing your nose, and die for real, because of nose bleed.


Trying to sneak attack on ilthid

[Syldar]

You accidentally shove your head into its tentacles. He eats your brain, commenting that it seems like empty calories.

A ritual to cleanse some kind of dark energy from my ally.

[Xihirli]

You turn into a newt.

I roll for quoting Monty Python.

[FinnLassie]

You gleefully proclaim "Scooby Dooby Doo!"


Attempting to seduce the gate guards...

[Ebon_Drake]

You sleaze out the best chat-up line you can think of: "say, that gate isn't the only thing I'd like to enter, if you know what I mean *wink-wink*" The swift knee you receive between your legs tells you that the guard knew exactly what you meant, and she didn't like it.


Knowledge check to figure out what that ominous black monument is.

[ericgrau]

Exciting gift shop. Come on in!

Escape artist check to squeeze through the bars.

[Black Socks]

You somehow turn yourself inside out.

Intelligence check to recognize an illusion.

[FinnLassie]

It's not an illusion --- wait, it's... Mother! MOMMY!


The bard wants to perform a jolly tune in order to lighten up the mood in the tavern brawl!

[Mister Tom]

Most historians are agreed that that was how the war began.

Thief rolls a one when trying to pick the dwarf lord's pocket...

[Syldar]

He steals his own pants without himself noticing.

My hadoken is being cast upon the vicious dragon.

[CrackedChair]

You accidentally input a Shoryuken a distance away from the dragon. Said dragon then utilizes a combo to KO you.

I make a check to confuse somebody in a swordfight by speaking with Australian slang.

[Ebon_Drake]

You yell "toss another shrimp on the barbie, you flamin' galah!" to little effect. A nearby Australian crocodile expert overhears you and takes offence at your stereotyping and terrible attempt at an Aussie accent. He responds by telling you "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" before pulling out a much larger sword than yours and joining the fight against you.


Gonna attempt to bluff my way into the swanky high-society ball.

[Xihirli]

Oddly enough, your roll is just barely enough to get in.

Roll to bluff the stupid ogre.

[Black Socks]

You convince him.... That you are the personification of all evil in this world.


Dexterity check to juggle.

[Lheticus]

You take 3d6 damage from the knives that you dropped directly on you. Even though you weren't actually juggling knives to begin with.

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.

[FinnLassie]

You find that waking up ogres by missiles is not the best way to start the day.
(NINJAD!)


I roll to jump and land gracefully in front of the Elven Queen.