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    Great, now I want a stake steak.

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    Go Belkar and Andi - I like em.

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    Belkar is shaping up to be quite reasonable these days.
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    Ah, Death's little helper. Belkar!
    Always good for the laughs.
    Back to the chase! Thanks Giant!
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    The greatest tragedy of all is that the misunderstanding seems to have prevented Belkar from contributing his culinary talents to the ship.
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    Were the steaks tasty, though? Belkar is a gourmet chef after all.

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    What does it mean when Holy Water burns your skin? (asking for a friend).
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    Keep an eye on that engineer. She just easily disarmed Belkar!
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    Giant is such a master in decelerating the narrative plot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishyfishyfishy View Post
    Belkar is shaping up to be quite reasonable these days.
    If he was REALLY reasonable he would have asked if they had spare wood first THEN carved up the ship if they said no.
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    Belkar-still a ****. Somewhat better.
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    Oh, this is why Andi is hostile to Bandana then.

    Wouldn't have guessed that Bandana's claim on the Mechane wasn't that strong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfing HalfOrc View Post
    What does it mean when Holy Water burns your skin? (asking for a friend).
    I'm assuming that being Holy, Holy Water would burn evil Belkar much like his clasp does when he activates it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfing HalfOrc View Post
    What does it mean when Holy Water burns your skin? (asking for a friend).
    Belkar is EEEVVVIIIILLLL!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishyfishyfishy View Post
    Belkar is shaping up to be quite reasonable these days.
    My thought when I read the post !
    One day he is going to try to resolve all conflicts with love and understanding ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordRahl6 View Post
    Belkar is EEEVVVIIIILLLL!!!
    And apparently Undead or an Outsider ... the plot thickens.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...you made my tummy hurt laughing so hard!

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    "Why, do you want to build a stepladder?"

    Ooooh, burned.

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    Awesome. It is good to catch back up with comedy gold Belkar.

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    Oh my god Belkar, I love you. Cackling at the throwaway line about holy water, too.

    (Don't get me wrong, he's still a horrible little miscreant. But he's golden here.)
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    Blasphemy, garlic is fantastic! Seriously loving the rapid fire banter though.

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    Looking very much forward to the unavoidable confrontation between Andi and the chick with the bandana.

    By the way, is Andi female? I would guess so, but not 100% sure about it.

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    Yay, more Belkar.
    Also, Bandanna is seriously jealous. Love the little rivalry and resistance there.

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    What does it mean when Holy Water burns your skin? (asking for a friend).
    Fixed that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majiy View Post
    Looking very much forward to the unavoidable confrontation between Andi and the chick with the bandana.
    I'm honestly with Belkar on this one, I couldn't care less. But 10gp says Roy's longstanding tradition of ignoring NPCs means he'll be blindsided by whatever turmoil ends up erupting from the crew.
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    Ha. I briefly thought the cook had accused Belkar of being a homophobe but then I figured it out.

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    NO! YOU'RE A HOMOPHONE! My sides hurt!! And now everybody at work thinks I'm crazy! Oh well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toper View Post
    Ha. I briefly thought the cook had accused Belkar of being a homophobe but then I figured it out.
    So did I! That's what made it even funnier!

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    Good one Giant! But now I am hungry.

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