Song lyrics as spells?

[Quertus]

And once again, you are wrongfully attributing malice to me for no reason at all.
Please stop it.

I'm not sure whether you're defining "evil" or "malice" differently than I am, but that comment seems woefully inappropriate from my PoV. You, like me, have chosen to increase the CR / DC of the action by including a requirement most don't (well, in my case, that most don't nowadays), as evidenced by our bothering to comment on it. And IMO you've increased the DC of the required "player skills" roll more than I have, as I could certainly more easily produce a me-suitable wording than a 6-second one.

That said, by one set of my own definitions of those words, "malice" is certainly one of the reasons "evil" is too prevalent in this world for my tastes. While that was not my intended usage of those words / was not the intended implication of my previous statements, I'll nonetheless apologize for writing something that could possibly be construed differently than I intended, to imply such.

That said, as a general rule, you might be better off learning to not see offense where none was intended. Or at least not assuming offense without ensuring the presence of corresponding intent. That would produce conversations with more and less , no?

[Pex]

Moonbeam

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By the light of the silvery moon
I want to spoon
To my honey, I'll croon love's tune

Comprehend Languages

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A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
Q, R, S, T, U, V
W, X, Y, Z

Now I know my ABCs.
Next time won’t you sing with me?

Friends

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I love you, you love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

Feeblemind

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And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

[Jay R]

Showing my age here.

Spoiler: Daylight

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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry.
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely.
Sunshine almost always makes me high.

Spoiler: Fly

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Think of a wonderful thought,
Any merry little thought.
Think of Christmas, think of snow,
Think of sleigh bells, off you go!
Like a reindeer in the sky.
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

Spoiler: Programmed Image

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It’s time to twist our mouske-dial
To the right and the left with a great big smile.
This is the way we get to see
A mousekartoon for you and me.
Meeska, Mooska, Mouseketeer.
Mousekartoon time now is here.

Spoiler: Wish

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When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are.
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.

Spoiler: Charm Person

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You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me.
When the road looks rough ahead,
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed,
You just remember what your old pal said:
Boy, you've got a friend in me.

[Pex]

Grease

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Grease is the word
Grease is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got groove, it's got meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling

Shout

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You know you make me wanna
(Shout, whoo) Hey, yeah
(Shout, whoo) Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Shout, whoo) All right
(Shout, whoo) All right
(Shout, whoo) Come on now
(Shout) Come on now

Expeditious Retreat

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Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road
Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road
Don't you carry nothing that might be a load
Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road (come on)

Summon Celestial

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Oh when the saints go marching in,
Oh when the saints go marching in,
Oh Lord, I want to be in that number
when the saints go marching in.

Heroism

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I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

Find The Path

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Do you know the way to San José?
I've been away so long
I may go wrong and lose my way
Do you know the way to San José?
I'm going back to find
Some peace of mind in San José