AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy!

[Saurous]

"Well, it looks like normality has returned.
Well, however normal it gets around here."

"You didn't really do much during the tyranid attack. In fact, you don't really fight at all unless I make the enemy or it's an easy target."

"Now, you see, that is simple. It's always because there are three outcomes to these battles.

1. I am simu-edited, causing something to happen that I can't recover from because you don't feel like editing your post when that happens.

2. I am godmodded to death before I can really do anything.

3. My enemies are godmodded to death before I can really do anything."

[Dr. Bath]

Dr. Bath begins to fade away, leaving only a huge grin. Which then pops of out of existance

[Castaras]

Castaras gets handwaved back into existance, and quickly quietens down the food rebellion, before heading out of the portal.

Just to tell you all I most probably won't be on at all tomorrow, seeing as my player will be at UKitp.

She then teleports away.

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok's player pops up, to add his completely unneeded and unwanted commentary.

I never really understood these playground meet-up things. I like the anonymity of the internet, and frankly, I suspect a great number of us are a lot uglier and less witty in RL.

[Saurous]

Saurous pulls out a few pieces of paper from his apparently infinte pockets, and begins writting something.

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire looks at Magtok, and rides her carnifex over to him. "Good, you're on. Here, what do you think of this."

[Lord Magtok]

Hmm...it's a nice attempt of Gaia-ifying me, but it seems to lack something Maggoty. The pants and shoes bug me a little. Something about them doesn't seem very me-ish.

But otherwise, you did a really good job. I'd probably like it if I didn't have such a burning hatred of all things manga/anime. I probably would be screaming something about that image being unclean and an impure version of myself which I must brutally murder, if my player wasn't handwaving me to act nicer.

[Vhaidara]

Just my 2 cents, it looks a bit to ninja-ish for Magtok.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe remains in the kitchen, muttering something about how he needs to survive for five days straight to get the laser sword, and he'll probably have to turn his game off before then.
He drinks some orange juice.

[Xerillum]

Burn-Burn sits up in the second swimming pool. ROaaaaaaarrrr/What time is it? Where am i?

[Mr. Moon]

"So apart from that it's good? I'll see if I can clean it up a bit.

[Saurous]

Saurous looks up at Burn Burn.

"Oh, look who's awake.

I wonder if Saphire is going to go berserk on him..."

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire looks at Burn-Burn, and rides her Carnifex over to him. "Hey, Burn-Burn. Geuss what I found when I got here."

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok thanks his player for not making him do something stupid and get himself killed, and turns to watch Saphire do whatever she plans to do to Burn-burn.

[Mr. Moon]

((

Better?))

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe opens up the portal a bit so he can look and talk out.
Hmm...I wonder...
Vespe modifies the portal so that his head is peeking out and he can move it around at will, essentially making him a floating head. He can, however, dive into the kitchen at a moments notice. So
You know, I'm quite surprised Castaras hasn't tried to kick me out of here yet.

[Saurous]

"Vespe, that's primarily because Castaras was out of existance most of the day."

Saurous sighs at the fact that Burn Burn apparently went offline.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hmm. True, but Lizzie didn't stop me either, and I'm pretty sure normally she'd be angry too.

[Lord Magtok]

((

Better?))

Yeah, I suppose. I still don't like being Gaia-ed, though.

Magtok heads to the labs, and then waves around a copy of Psi Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy.

My player just rented this game. Does anyone know if it's any good?

[Vespe Ratavo]

I played a bit once. It's pretty nifty.
Vespe then pulls up a bag of pizza rolls from the kitchen and starts munching on them.

[Lord Magtok]

'Kay then. I'll see you all very soon. My player wants to give the game a try, meaning I'll be stuck here, helpless and unable to stop you if you try to hurt me.

[Saurous]

Saurous walks over to Magtok, and sets up a few traps around him. One being a bed of spikes to fall from the ceiling upon moving, a rune that causes a massive force explosion upon his return, and similar things.

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire grins, and walks forth with a streatch of rope. "I wanna watch my new DVD's. I decided that the only worse thing then killing you to punish you for it would be to make you watch them with me." She explains, and handwaves Saurous over while she's at it. She ties the pair down with the plot-woven rope, and turns on a DVD. "Up first we have Yuri-Yuri Paradise. It's a take off of Itcha-Itcha Paradise. Which is essentaily Make Out Paradise."

[Saurous]

"Why exactly are you going to punish me, you crazy bi-?"

"Watch the language, Saur."

"Ugh, fine. Why are you going to punish me for something I had nothing to do with, nor something that I could stop, you insane, promiscous girl?"

[Mr. Moon]

Saphire shrugs. "Good question. 'Cause I feel like it?" She grabs the remote and turns the sound up.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe ducks inside the kitchen portal and closes it.

[Saurous]

Saurous stops talking for a moment, and then closes his eyes and tries to turn his head away from the television.

"AGH! I can feel it draining away both my sanity and masculinity! The madness!"

[Mr. Moon]

"It's not that bad, you whiner." She says, and shoves a gag in Saurous mouth.

"No, Moon."

Moon Called glares down at her player from the rafters. "Look, it's not my fault you're treating me like I'm a minor character. I'm the character, your the player!" She jumps down, holding her sword in Saphire's face. "Get out of my reality, and leave my lover alone."

"Party-pooper." Saphire glares at Moon Called for a second, then snaps her fingers, returning to the sanctuarary of her desk.

[Saurous]

Saurous blinks, and sighs.

"Without letting me out of the plot-rope? God dammit."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe snickers at Saurous' situation.
He opens up the portal ever so slightly, just to cut through the plot ropes with a plot knife.
You owe me one.
The portal closes.