Gluteus_Maximus' 5E Rollstraveganza (OOC)

[Zergrinch]

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[Jrpergande78]

Don't have a PC using phone. Lol

[Gluteus_Maximus]

close browser app and then reopen it?

[Jrpergande78]

Fixed it I like the picture

[Jrpergande78]

Just checking to see if I missed the new IC thread.

[Gluteus_Maximus]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...7#post21886577
^Here's the new IC.

[Zergrinch]

Aww, I was half hoping for the roll to be 1.

[2D8HP]

Aww, I was half hoping for the roll to be 1.

Well for what it's worth I enjoyed the prose.

So... I lose track. Are Jutta, Ornug, and Rashad still with us (one big Dragon's back!)?

[Zergrinch]

Nah nah. Jutta clearly fell off during the flight ^___^

Also I was kind of hoping you'd tell the in game Gluteus Maximus that your name was Toady Atechpy :)

[Gluteus_Maximus]

They're all still there. Jutta was carried in the dragon's arms.

[Zergrinch]

Darn. Zuzu is most displeased. :(

[2D8HP]

Darn. Zuzu is most displeased. :(

Sure he is.

I wrote a song about it.

It goes:

Zuzu and Jutta sitting in a tree...

[Gluteus_Maximus]

It hasn't come up since Ox joined, but Jutta is engaged. And it's not to Zuzu. It's Rashad.

Behold, the completely side romance with two side characters that barely contribute to the story!

[Zergrinch]

Sure he is.

I wrote a song about it.

It goes:

Zuzu and Jutta sitting in a tree...

While Zuzu HAS seen her naked, you have to remember he has not yet hit puberty.

Therefore, your implications about Jutta is rather disturbing

[2D8HP]

...Jutta is engaged. And it's not to Zuzu. It's Rashad....

A minor detail.

If there's one thing that I've learned from decades of movie going it's that when two people of opposite sex at first react with hostility to each other, than it's love that will not be denied (also the partner of a cop who's retirement is near, will be killed by the villain. MENDOZA!!!)

....Therefore, your implications about Jutta is rather disturbing

Yep, a total crush on an older women.

Is Rashad played by Bill Murray?

[Gluteus_Maximus]

I think Mark Hamill (Young Mark Hamill from the Star Wars 4,5,6 days obviously) fits him better

[2D8HP]

I think Mark Hamill (Young Mark Hamill from the Star Wars 4,5,6 days obviously) fits him better

SAY NO MORE!

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!"

—Han Solo, A New Hope, about*Princess Leia Organa

[Gluteus_Maximus]

Except this time, they definitely AREN'T brother and sister

[Zergrinch]

Perhaps what you said is true.

From a certain point of view.

[2D8HP]

Except this time, they definitely AREN'T brother and sister

So you're saying that "for luck" has happened repeatedly?


OK, then obviously Zuzu should wind up with a young women closer to his age who is played by Sara Tanaka

It is true.

From a certain point of view.

*whew*

(So much 20th century pop culture to reference, so little time!)

[Gluteus_Maximus]

And Jutta is definitely played by that one girl that the Power Rangers found on another planet in "Power Rangers: The Movie Featuring IVAN OOZE!"

*Crickets*

What, too obscure?

[Zergrinch]

Er. He's 11. I mean, I'm sure they get married young during the medieval times (as young as 12 for girls). But still, 11! His balls haven't metaphorically dropped yet!

[2D8HP]

And Jutta is definitely played by that one girl that the Power Rangers found on another planet in "Power Rangers: The Movie Featuring IVAN OOZE!"

*Crickets*

What, too obscure?

Dulcea? Played byGabrielle Fitzpatrick?

[Zergrinch]

*Crickets*

What, too obscure?

It wasn't a very good movie.

I mean, really? A kick to the crotch?

Also, Dulcea is too level-headed and kind to be a prototype for Jutta. Jutta tends to get in people's faces and demand that they do something. She also tends to brag and stuff, but when push comes to shove, is totally ineffective in combat or even as a watchman. I view her closer to Rita Repulsa

[Gluteus_Maximus]

Except taller, more muscular, and can't do magic. Plus can turn into wolf.

[Zergrinch]

Fair enough. Although I hear Rita's voice in my head when I read her dialogue :)

[Gluteus_Maximus]

I more hear Leia, but that's just me.

[Gluteus_Maximus]

Big Crisis: I deleted my bookmarks by accident (chrome tricked me into syncing) so I don't have any of the character sheets anymore.

[mgshamster]

http://paizo.com/people/ZananEyepicker

[Jrpergande78]

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