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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    WolfInSheepsClothing

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    Default I need a funny name for a halfling

    He's a bard.

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    Tasslehoff.
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    Speaking as a necromancer, I just don't get why people can't leave a guy to raise a family in peace.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Hortimer Tinwhistle

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Stretch Ingdanotes
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama View Post
    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Makro Knotwar

    Will that suit your purposes?
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    Librarian in the Playground Moderator
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    On DDO, I played a halfling monk named "Shav d'Ewok."
    The Cranky Gamer
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    Frodo (Pronounced aFRO hairDO) Bigguns, Street Rapper from Waterdeep. Use your music to Stick It to the Big Man and stand up for the Little Guy.

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Biggie Smalls.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd-o-rama View Post
    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Boppo Higglefoop.

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    The Halfling Formerly Known as Bilbo.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    BardGuy

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    Chauncey Percival St. John Billingsworth-Smythe IV, Esq.

    Or perhaps some variation on the late, great Little Jimmy "Tater" Dickens: "I'm puny, short, and little, BUT I'M LOUD!"
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    OrcBarbarianGuy

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    Cynoldtriggvyr Sidgureddynntur

    barbarian speak bold and never capital letter or second/first person pronoun just like comic man do!


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    DrowGuy

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    Thum Darkblade..... Credits to Tim Lanning of GeeklyInc.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    BardGuy

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    Jingles.

    Or Ruffles.

    Or Ruffles McJingles.

    Or Jingles McRuffles.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Baldrick 10 characters

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Half-*ssed.

    No, I'm serious. In the book, Sam Gamgee has a cousin named Halfast.

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    Back in original D&D, my first hobbit thief had the purely appropriate Shire-name of Robin Banks.]

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Calico Tosscobble
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    WolfInSheepsClothing

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    Spoony

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    Constance Underfoot

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    Glimby McAnderFoot.

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    How about Peanut :D

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Hal Fling.
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    HalflingPirate

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    Bard, Eh?

    Al Lowetta

    Mel F Lewis

    Both of these come from the Car Talk Staff List.
    Quote Originally Posted by No brains View Post
    See, I remember the days of roleplaying before organisms could even see, let alone use see as a metaphor for comprehension. We could barely comprehend that we could comprehend things. Imagining we were something else was a huge leap forward and really passed the time in between absorbing nutrients.

    Biggest play I ever made: "I want to eat something over there." Anticipated the trope of "being able to move" that you see in all stories these days.

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    BardGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Potato_Priest View Post
    Bard, Eh?

    Al Lowetta

    Mel F Lewis

    Both of these come from the Car Talk Staff List.
    God, I love that show. I don't even care much about cars, as long as mine works, but Tom (RIP) and Ray are such engaging, cornball hosts it's impossible to listen to it and not crack a smile.
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    Bardo Bagpipes.
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    MonkGirl

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    Benedict Cumberbatch.

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    PaladinGuy

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    I created a Halfling from the Baklunish lands for Living Greyhawk. I gave him what, to me, seemed a very reasonable name but everyone else finds it funny:

    Imphal ben Hairyfeet

    All you have to do it mix traditions...

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    Librarian in the Playground Moderator
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    Benedict Cumberbatch.
    These win.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    HalflingRogueGuy

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    I have a funny name that sounds a bit hobbitish: Bobberald "Bob" Bogwoppit.

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