Movie quotes generator

[Sigbru]

Lala

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Sigbru.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Spoon.

That What Gender has V ? is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

[Darken Rahl]

This is the West, sir. When the cheese wheel becomes fact, print the cheese wheel.

[Saithis Bladewing]

Soylent Green is Saithis!

[Eldred]

One morning I shot an elephant in my Eldred. How he got in my Eldred, I don't know.

Hehe...

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Eldred, too!

Oooo... by the sounds of these two, somebody owns me!!

[Hoggy]

I have a head for business and a Hoggy for sin.

lolol, I'm someone's beeyatch.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

You know the difference between you and me? I make Tribble look good.

[unstattedCommoner]

"I am not an unstattedCommoner! I am a human being. I am a man."

"I love the smell of unstattedCommoner in the morning."

"Ray, if someone asks if you are an unstattedCommoner, you say, 'yes!'"

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been an unstattedCommoner."

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the unstattedCommoner."

[Penguinizer]

Heh, Me likey.

"Why don't you come up sometime and see Penguins?"

"I feel the need - the need for Penguins!"

"First rule of Penguinizer Club is - you do not talk about Penguinizer Club."

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Penguinizer."

I am happy :)

And this one is going in my sig "The power of Penguinizer compels you."

"When there's no more room in hell, the Penguinizer will walk the earth."

Some of these are great :D

"Lions and tigers and Penguinizer, oh my!"

"Houston, we have a Penguinizer."

I'm going to stop now :/

[Skippy]

We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Skippy.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Skippy.

May the Skippy be with you.

I don't know where the last one came from, though

[blakyoshi7]

Blakyoshi7, for lack of a better word, is good.

[Lord Magtok]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Magtok didn't exist.

Yup.

Magtok, for lack of a better word, is good.

That couldn't be farther from the truth.

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Magtok.

Wha-? But I never...I swear, I never even met the guy!

[Dihan]

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my llama.

Few men ever swapped more than one tickle with Sean Regan.

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old beetroot for dinner.

[Terumitsu]

"I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American net."

Kinda funny really

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel bacon?' Well, do ya, punk?"

...Hehe...

"E.T. phone hat."

That just takes the cake....

And for the ones with my name:
"And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Terumitsu in the world..."

"Well, a Terumitsu's a Terumitsu, but they call it 'le Terumitsu'."

"No, it is not dangerous to confuse Terumitsu with angels."

Actualy... it is... not like I would mind....
(Edit: Last one...)
"I have always depended on the kindness of Terumitsu."
*Snerk...* Hahaha.... They are as sure as dead...

[Emrylon]

I am serious ... and don't call me Emrylon.

We can't stop here. This is Emrylon country.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Emrylon. Prepare to die!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Emrylon.

hehehe gret fun!

[Threeshades]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Gnoll Room!

We can't stop here. This is gnoll country.

Houston, we have a gnoll!


I am big! It's the kobold that got small.

[Exeson]

This seems fun.

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Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Exeson, which is probably more than she ever did.

Go ahead, make my Exeson.

No thanks, I'm already made

There is an Exeson coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Exeson yet!

Amen to that!

No, it is not dangerous to confuse Exeson with angels.

It 'cause I am one... honest.

And my favorites

Come with Exeson if you want to live.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Exeson. Aren't you?

[Raven T.]

ET phone Cleveland!

[A Rainy Knight]

You had me at "Rainy Knight."

Have you ever danced with the Rainy Knight in the pale moonlight?

Rainy Knight? Where we're going we don't need Rainy Knight.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

First shot and it cracked me up!

No other factory in the world mixes its Bor by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

I see dead Bor.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Bor. That's the price she has to pay.

Jinkies! Makes my name sound all dirty and stuff.

I say we take off and nuke the entire Bor from orbit.

Okay...I've put on a few pound over the last few decades, but let's not get crazy here.

You take the blue Bor - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

With that, I think I'm done for now.

[Jack Squat]

Some of the ones I liked

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"They call me Mister Jack Squat!"

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of Jack Squat."

"There is a Jack Squat coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?"

"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million Jack Squat!"

"I find your lack of Jack Squat disturbing."

"It is too late, my Jack Squat is in your veins"

"Come with Jack Squat if you want to live."

"I feel the need - the need for Jack Squat!"

"The power of Jack Squat compels you."

"My mama always said life was like a box of Jack Squat."

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Jack Squat!"

"Madness? This is Jack Squat!"

"No, it is not dangerous to confuse Jack Squat with angels."

If you build it, Jack Squat will come."

Well...that was addicting

[Castaras]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Castaras."

Weird...

"What do you want to marry Castaras for, anyhow?"

o_O I think the term is wtf?

"This Castaras attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it."

Hehehe. This I like...

And I'm going to move away from the generator. Move sloooooowly away, before I get hooked to clicking a button...

[Cyrano]

"They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into D'anna."
Tee Hee. Yup.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the D'anna Room!"

I want one.

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take D'anna anymore!"
Humanity holds it's breath for the day you guys say this.

"Why are you wearing that stupid D'anna suit?"
Like a skin suit, but sexier.

"Better to be king for a night than D'anna for a lifetime."
Given the average lifetime of kings, I don't like what this says of me.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my D'anna."
My saviour!

"It is too late, my D'anna is in your veins."
It's cramped in here!

"You've got D'anna on you."
Mmm..cuddly.

"What do you want to marry D'anna for, anyhow?"
Seriously...talk about an error in judgement.

And one that I didn't get after 15 minutes, but I assume must be in there....
"Madness? This! Is! D'ANNA!"
I fail to see the contradiction.

[Calamity]

I have always depended on the kindness of Calamity.
D'aww, dat's sho shweet!

Well, here's another nice Calamity you've gotten me into!
That would sound wrong if my usename wasn't Calamity.

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Calamity.
Gee, thanks.

I couldn't post my 4th one, it was just... too wrong
It invovled an Italian Job quote. You know, the 'doors' one.

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Calamity.


What do you want to marry Calamity for, anyhow?
Say what, now?

You know the difference between you and me? I make Calamity look good.
No comment.

I am not a Calamity! I am a human being. I am a man.
But.. I am Calamity

No, Mr. Bond, I expect Calamity to die.
Thanks ever so much for that.

This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Calamity.
You'll never take me alive!

Soylent Green is Calamity!
I am?

Few men ever swapped more than one Calamity with Sean Regan.
What?

That'll do, Calamity. That'll do.
Oddly enough, the quote this movie was from was not the one that came to mind at thew time. But I guess Babe was made before Shrek

Houston, we have a Calamity.
To be honest, that's not actually too far from the original quote.

[Thiel]

This is fun.

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You talking to Thiel?

I see dead Thiel.


Madness? This is Thiel!
Whoever made this generator knows me!

We'll always have Thiel.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I'm Thiel! I'm Thiel!
How true.

I'll have what Thiel's having.
Someone has good taste.

Show me the Thiel!
Sure, here I am.

Go back to the Thiel. You shall not pass.

I'd better stop now.

[Dr._Weird]

"When there's no more room in hell, the Dr. Weird will walk the earth."


"I'll be Dr. Weird."


"I defy you! Come and kneel before Dr. Weird!"

"A Dr. Weird. Shaken, not stirred."
Thank you, Mr. Bond. I don't want to be stirred.

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Dr. Weird."
Aww, come on, I'm not that bad.

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Dr. Weird. That's the price she has to pay."
I'm a bit scared now.

"If you build it, Dr. Weird will come."

Gonna stop now.

[Captain van der Decken]

"Say hello to my little wang!"

Okay, so it was a penis joke. But still fairly funny.

"Evil, for lack of a better word, is good."

[rubakhin]

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Rubakhin."

Ooh. Now I'm going to have to watch Withnail & I again. *buys whiskey, antidepressants*

[Kai-Palin]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kai on fire off the shoulder of Orion."

Huh. I think I should have remebered that.

"You can't handle the Kai!"


"They may take away our Kai, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Why me?

"We're on a mission from Kai."


"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Kai didn't exist."
I"M RIGHT HERE!!!! I LIVE!!!!

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Kai. Aren't you?"

Once again, I think I should have remembered that.

And I'm now too weirded out; I'm done. Whee!

[Googlywirdo]

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Googlywirdo anymore!
Huh?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect Googlywirdo to die.
I fear for my life

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Googlywirdo .
Yay for people who like me!

I find your lack of Googlywirdo disturbing.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Googlywirdo .
What did I do!

We're on a mission from Googlywirdo .

I had better stop now or I wil get kicked out of the library for laughing.

[Ettlesby]

"Organs? We ain't got no organs! We don't need no organs! I don't have to show you any stinking organs!"

"They may take away our organs, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"Go back to the organs. You shall not pass."

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Drueinas' at will to old ladies."

...I feel offended...

"I say we take off and nuke the entire Drueinas from orbit."

...I think that site hates me...

"Killing me won't bring back your organs."