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Thread: Pungeons and Dragons
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2017-03-11, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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Pungeons and Dragons
I'm a guy who loves D&D, and I'm also a guy who loves really great (or terrible) jokes. So I thought I'd make a thread where both of these things come together in unholy union. Don't let the title fool you, any kind of joke is allowed here as long as it's tasteful. And remember, the harder it makes people cringe the better you did. I'll get us started:
Spoiler: What happens when you cast Invisibility on a female Spectator?You can't behold 'er.
And now one for those who've played Princes of the Apocalypse:
Spoiler: Why did the elemental prophet summon the wrong prince?There was Imix up.
Let loose that horrid humour, I know you've got a few good ones you've been waiting for a chance to share.
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2017-03-11, 03:01 AM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Why did the ghost take a level of psion?
SpoilerSo it could manifest.Avatar by Coronalwave
Originally Posted by digiman619
3.5 in a nutshell, ladies and gents. Originally Posted by Cosi
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2017-03-11, 03:54 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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A: Why is the cleric of Kelemvor not allowed in the liquor store any more?
Q: He attacked all the spirits last time he was there.Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2017-03-11, 10:50 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Oh great, another thread that will just drag on.
Originally Posted by OvisCaedo
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2017-03-11, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
And also dunge... on... *ahem* Originally Posted by Pex
That sounded better in my head.It's a falcon. Wearing a Fedora. Your argument is irrelevant.
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2017-03-11, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic.
Bugbears are neither bugs, nor bears...
...Discuss.Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
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Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2017-03-11, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Originally Posted by RedMage125
Talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic.
Bugbears are neither bugs, nor bears...
...Discuss.
Tell that to MLP..
Avatar by Coronalwave Originally Posted by digiman619
3.5 in a nutshell, ladies and gents. Originally Posted by Cosi
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2017-03-11, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Carpe DM!
Seize the Dungeon Master!
RP diem!
Role-play the day!
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2017-03-12, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Why did the illithids start a soup kitchen?
They were offering food for thought.Can't write. Can't plan. Can draw a little.
Originally Posted by Craft (Cheese)
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2017-03-12, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
"Life's a die, and then you b*tch."
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2017-03-12, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Life's a litch, and then you never die.
Can't write. Can't plan. Can draw a little.
Originally Posted by Craft (Cheese)
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2017-03-13, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
Yeah, you got 99 problems but [being] a lich ain't one. Originally Posted by Doorhandle
I also feel I should leave this hereLast edited by TheTeaMustFlow; 2017-03-13 at 09:13 AM.
Originally Posted by Toby Frost
Originally Posted by Lvl 2 Expert
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2017-03-13, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Pungeons and Dragons
An attorney who's banned from playing musician characters has been disbard.
A monk with low Constitution who has little empathy and doesn't value the lives of others, and who has an inordinate fondness for garlic, onions, strong cheeses, and coffee, is a super-callous fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
A silly, gossipy Aarakocra charlatan with light-colored plumage is a fair-feathered flying flim-flam flibbertigibbet.
An awakened bear with class levels in valor bard and bear-totem barbarian who wears spiked armor and works as security at a pub: a barbed-barded battle bard bear barbarian beer-bar bouncer bear.
Tried to attack a sorcerer who just cast Gaseous Form, but I mist.
I think something is troubling Mordenkainen. I can't quite put my finger on it, but he just seems Tenser lately.
Which wizard polymorphed himself into a Giant Hornet? Bigby.
Leomund and Nystul were researching new spells. Nystul made an interesting discovery, and said "Leomund, you Otiluke at this."
The Circle of Eight found a Spelljammer ship, but couldn't agree on who should take the helm. In the end they just put it on Otto-pilot.Last edited by JAL_1138; 2017-03-13 at 09:45 AM.
Spoiler: Playground Quotes
Originally Posted by Safety Sword
Originally Posted by TeChameleon
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