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    Requesting some combination of female, human, tall, muscular, superheavy armor, and a ranseur. You guys are really good at this, I'm hoping I can get something better than what I have (which only hits tall, human, and muscular).
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    Female with decent armor and a polearm, not quite a ranseur and musculature is unknown.


    Another gal with decent armor, looks pretty slim but has basically a fantasy ranseur. Not human.


    Mounted and heavily armored female. Musculature unknown and has a lance.


    Slim human female with decent armor and an unknown polearm.


    Good armor and a female with decent musculature. No polearm.


    The best armor but wrong everything else.


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    Male and female humans with very good armor. No weapons.


    Very good armor, but slim woman with rapier.


    Very good armor, looks decently muscled. Spear, not ranseur.


    Sensible plate armor, fairly slim and wields a sword.


    Badazz woman with good armor. Sword rather than polearm.


    Vaguely paladin-y, no visible polearm.


    Sword user, good armor, vaguely paladin-y, looks buff too.
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    Here's a request for everyone, sort of a Halloween one.

    I'm looking for a youngish (late teen's to early 20's) Celtic warrior/scout type, preferably female, with either dark red, brown or black hair and one hand transformed into a monstrous claw. She/he should be clad some sort of brigandine armor over a thigh length tunic and wool trousers. Feel free to go with different for a more modern character.
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    Looking for a male dwarf storm cleric w/hammer, possibly a shield (thought it's not necessary). Chain mail preferable, he's a 1st-level adventurer.

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    My god, three Tieflings in realistic armor
    No kidding. I mean, I could nitpick a few things, but yeah, it's certainly not the typical brimstonecake.

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    No kidding. I mean, I could nitpick a few things, but yeah, it's certainly not the typical brimstonecake.

    Hellcake?

    Devilcake?
    Deviled clam?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Max_Killjoy View Post
    No kidding. I mean, I could nitpick a few things, but yeah, it's certainly not the typical brimstonecake.

    Hellcake?

    Devilcake?
    If we're at nitpicking territory i usually call it good.

    Also id go with Devilcake, preferably with chocolate
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    My wife is great with a graphics tablet, with pencil or paint - and as a fellow gamer, she sometimes makes work that might be interesting to the Playground.

    I think she's very talented - but I would say that, wouldn't I?

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    Those are quite good.
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    Those are quite good.
    Thanks - I certainly think so! I'll pass it on.

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    I think she's very talented - but I would say that, wouldn't I?
    I'll say it too: She's very talented. And I'll add that I'd like to see where the sketch goes, if it goes anywhere.
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    I'll say it too: She's very talented. And I'll add that I'd like to see where the sketch goes, if it goes anywhere.
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    Every time I see someone in full plate with a rapier, my eye twitches.
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    Every time I see someone in full plate with a rapier, my eye twitches.
    If it makes you feel better i think thats a side sword.
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    Every time I see someone in full plate with a rapier, my eye twitches.
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    That bothers you more than the heels?

    The heels made me double-take before the sword.

    At least the sword might be explained as someone looking to thrust into gaps, I guess. The heals are just... WTH?


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    Im prepared to overlook the heels when you manage to find a plate wearing lady without a "boobplate"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Every time I see someone in full plate with a rapier, my eye twitches.
    Regardless of all the other comments about the sword and heels - that's not full plate.
    It's a breastplate, vambraces, gauntlets and greaves and whatever you want to call the shoulder bits and boots. The main thing "I" thought when I looked it was "hello femoral artery" - at which point if fighting similarly armoured opponents is that you want a fast sword as whoever gets their nick in the right place first wins...
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    That bothers you more than the heels?

    I couldn't see the heels, my eyes were twitching.
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    Im prepared to overlook the heels when you manage to find a plate wearing lady without a "boobplate"
    Good point.

    It's not that the artist gets everything wrong, but they do get a couple things wrong. As mentioned, the plates on her legs need to cover a bit more to protect some important arteries, and the heels need to go.
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    That bothers you more than the heels?

    Weren't high heels originally invented for stirrup-related purposes? Not saying those particular heels are reasonable, just that they're maybe slightly less unreasonable than they look.

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    Weren't high heels originally invented for stirrup-related purposes? Not saying those particular heels are reasonable, just that they're maybe slightly less unreasonable than they look.
    If they where shorter and broader then i wouldnt have an issue, but those are "Sexy" heels, whose only purpose is to enhance her *ahem* assets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malimar View Post
    Weren't high heels originally invented for stirrup-related purposes? Not saying those particular heels are reasonable, just that they're maybe slightly less unreasonable than they look.
    Heels, but not heels like that.

    The heels to help with using the stirrups are an inch or less, are flat, and take up the entire area of the foot's heel.

    The spike heels in that art would be potentially lethal if used while riding, if you had to dismount in a hurry they'd just get stuck.
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