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    Default The D&D Llama Song!

    Anyway, I'm(the half-orc sorcerer with 18 Charisma and 16 Intelligence) going to multiclass as a bard just to annoy a certain someone in my group, and I wrote a bard song. It goes like this(takes out guitar):

    Here's a dragon
    There's a dragon
    And another Psuedodragon
    Faerie dragon
    Battle dragon
    Dragon
    Dragon
    Orc.

    Half a dragon
    Twice a dragon
    Not a dragon
    Flagon dragon
    Dragon in the air
    A lagging dragon
    Dragon
    Orc.

    I was once a haycart
    I lived in a cave
    Then the demon Graz'zt came
    And I failed my Will save.
    Now I swim in misery
    I'm the demon's slave
    I cannot bear much more of this
    The surface world I crave.

    Did you ever see a dragon
    Scratch a dragon
    On the dragon
    Dragon's dragon
    Tastes of dragon
    Dragon
    Dragon
    Orc.

    Copper dragon
    Silver dragon
    Zombie Lich Beholder
    Dragon
    Howler dragon
    Shadow dragon
    Dragon
    Dragon
    Orc.

    Is that how it's played now?
    My arthritis pains
    Illithids are supercool
    They suck out your brains.
    Now our hp's running thin
    We've run out of luck
    It's the horde of nagas' fault
    'Cause they really suck.

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    You have just made my day.

    Thank you so much.
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    That is so cool.
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    Thank you, I spent all night on it! It's here: The D&D Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny:

    Old Tiamat was hopping around
    Saltmarsh City like a big playground
    When suddenly Vesperian burst from the shade
    And slashed Tiamat with a Desmodu blade
    Tiamat got pissed and began to attack
    But was suddenly blocked by a pit fiend on crack
    Who proceeded to open up a sack of Devil Fu
    When an avatar of Tyr came out of the blue
    And he started to smite the satanic thing
    Then they both got flattened by Vesperian's wing
    But before he could make it back to his home cave
    The Flesh-Reaper Nerull popped out of his grave
    And took a +9 longbow out from inside his robe
    And shot the bat god full of arrows from head to earlobe
    But he ran out of arrows and he ran away
    Because Pistis Sophia came to save the day.

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.
    Archons, Pit Fiends, and explosions
    As far as the eye can see.
    And all but one won't survive
    I wonder who they will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D destiny.

    Tiamat took a bite out of the angel paragon
    She needn't get close, 'cause her neck was long
    Then the pit fiend came back and was even more on crack
    And Kurtulmak jumped out and landed on his back
    And Vesperian was injured and trying to get steady
    And Nerull came back with Lifecutter ready
    But then something caught his robe, and he tripped
    A summoned balor took him out with his whip
    Then the balor saw Tiamat sneaking up from behind
    And it reached for it's sword, which it just couldn't find
    'Cause Vesperian stole it and he slashed, and he missed
    And Kurtulmak deflected it with his fist
    And he jumped in the air, and he did a somersault
    While the reaper guy Nerull tried to polevault
    Onto Pistis Sophia, but they collided in the air
    And they both got hit by a Kyuss stare.

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.
    Archons, Pit Fiends, and explosions
    As far as the eye can see.
    And all but one won't survive
    I wonder who they will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D destiny.

    Angels sang out
    To tell all the people
    That Pelor had come
    From atop the church steeple
    Who delivered a kick
    Of legendary lore
    Into the crotch
    Of the summoned balor
    Who fell back in the Abyss
    Writhing in pain
    As Vesperian polymorphed
    Into a muffin, whole grain.
    But Pelor saw through
    His tasty disguise
    And he ate the bat king
    With a raspberry pie.


    Then Bigby, Rigby, Zigby, and Melf.
    Mordenkainen and Drizzt the dark elf
    Khelben Blackstaff, Juiblex
    Malcanthet wanting S-E-X
    Vecna, Primus one,
    Asmodeus, Dagon,
    Dragotha, Iuz,
    Correlon Larethion
    Garl, Iggwilv, and Pazuzu
    Raistlen, Baphomet, Grumsh and Cthulhu
    All jumped in the fray, readying attacks
    And smote Pelor with major artifacts.
    What a terrible battle, the violence revelled.
    All around had to save vs. Negative levels.

    The battle went on for a million rounds
    But finally the victor of the battle grounds
    Was claimed, and given fame in plenty.
    Gary Gygax with a green d20.

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.
    Archons, Pit Fiends, and explosions
    As far as the eye can see.
    And all but one won't survive
    I wonder who they will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.

    Thanks to Grug for composing the last part.
    Last edited by Skaroq; 2007-08-06 at 09:10 PM.

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    Unlocks new Bardic Ability?

    -2 Ac, -2 Attack Bonus, -2 Attack Damage, DC 15 Will save, affects everything in a 40 ft. Radius, Sonic Attack?
    Thanks a TON to Almighty Salmon for the Amazing Log Man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLogman View Post
    Unlocks new Bardic Ability?

    -2 Ac, -2 Attack Bonus, -2 Attack Damage, DC 15 Will save, affects everything in a 40 ft. Radius, Sonic Attack?
    No, it's just a song. I sang it at the last gaming session to entertain some goblins at a party, but I rolled a natural 1. The DM(Who looks and acts frighteningly like Stan Lee) thought it was really good, though.

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    You, sir, are now my God.
    Thanks to Tape Measure for my avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragor View Post
    You, sir, are now my God.
    I know: For every awesome D&D parody song I write, I get another divine rank! Schweet! I'm a Demigod!

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    +7 Perfect of Awesome.
    Now I want to hear the song with these lyrics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarelk View Post
    +7 Perfect of Awesome.
    Now I want to hear the song with these lyrics!
    I'll do it if you worship me.

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    Nice. I think you got the verse order a bit off, though.
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    Ultimate Showdown of DnD Destiny: PLEEEEEEASE finish it!

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    How has Atreyu not found this thread yet and questioned the lack of Llama related content?
    In the desert
    I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
    Who, squatting upon the ground,
    Held his heart in his hands,
    And ate of it.
    I said, "Is it good, friend?"
    "It is bitter - bitter", he answered,
    "But I like it
    Because it is bitter,
    And because it is my heart."


    Stephen Crane, 'In the Desert'

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    I'm still waiting for the DnD Bel-Air.

    but the others are great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragor View Post
    You, sir, are now my God.
    Does he grant spells?, I might convert *ponders*
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    dude your songs hvae made my week. thanks for sharing. oh by the way have fun sing to your group.
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    the elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
    and that was the end of the monk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormcrow View Post
    Does he grant spells?, I might convert *ponders*
    I grant all cleric spells, and all spells from the Death, Healing, Luck, and Travel domains.

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    Wow Skaroq, you are really good at this... Mine is not as good, but I will share it...

    (Chorus, sung by drunk Gnomes chanting on the background)
    Ohi'mbube*, Ohi'mbube, Ohi'mbube, Ohi'mbube (x4) * Means Dragon in Gnomish

    In the swampland, the blackest swampland
    Black Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the swampland, the blackest swampland
    Black Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus)

    In the glacier, the coldest glacier
    White Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the glacier, the coldest glacier
    White Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus)

    In the forest, the deepest forest
    Green Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the forest, the deepest forest
    Green Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus, with falsetto improvs by the drunkest Gnomes)

    In the desert, forbidding desert
    Blue Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the desert, forbidding desert
    Blue Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus starts to lose sync, due to the ammount of alcohol imbibed)

    In the mountain, the highest mountain
    Red Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the mountain, the highest mountain
    Red Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus jumbles apart)

    (softly)
    Hush my darling, don't cry my darling,
    the Dragon sleeps tonight
    Hush my darling, don't cry my darling,
    the Dragon sleeps tonight

    (Chorus x2)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amphimir Míriel View Post
    Wow Skaroq, you are really good at this... Mine is not as good, but I will share it...

    (Chorus, sung by drunk Gnomes chanting on the background)
    Ohi'mbube*, Ohi'mbube, Ohi'mbube, Ohi'mbube (x4) * Means Dragon in Gnomish

    In the swampland, the blackest swampland
    Black Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the swampland, the blackest swampland
    Black Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus)

    In the glacier, the coldest glacier
    White Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the glacier, the coldest glacier
    White Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus)

    In the forest, the deepest forest
    Green Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the forest, the deepest forest
    Green Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus, with falsetto improvs by the drunkest Gnomes)

    In the desert, forbidding desert
    Blue Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the desert, forbidding desert
    Blue Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus starts to lose sync, due to the ammount of alcohol imbibed)

    In the mountain, the highest mountain
    Red Dragon sleeps tonight!
    In the mountain, the highest mountain
    Red Dragon sleeps tonight!

    (Chorus jumbles apart)

    (softly)
    Hush my darling, don't cry my darling,
    the Dragon sleeps tonight
    Hush my darling, don't cry my darling,
    the Dragon sleeps tonight

    (Chorus x2)

    "In the swamp, the liveliest swamp,
    Lizardfolk sleeps tonight!
    In the swamp, the liveliest swamp,
    Lizardfolk sleeps tonight!"

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    Not exactly my creation, but a good song nonetheless. The campaign I was playing with had an amazing DM, who made homebrew look easy and walked the line between TPKer and going too easy on us, and he added some elements of a little game called The Bard's Tale to our game. I was the bard at the time, and he fit most of the songs into the game as best he could, which was really very nice of him. Anyway, here's a classic from "The Bard's Tale"...

    Beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
    A long time ago, way back in history
    When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea,
    Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps,
    And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

    (Chorus)
    Hey! He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
    And to his praises we shall always sing,
    Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer,
    Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
    the man who invented beer beer beer, tiddley beer beer beer...

    The Drunken Rat, the Aiken Drum, the Trowles Pub as well,
    One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell
    So all ye lads and lasses, at eleven O'clock ye stop,
    For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mopps
    One, two, three, four, five... Hey!

    (Chorus)
    He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
    And to his praises we shall always sing,
    Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer,
    Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
    the man who invented beer beer beer, tiddley beer beer beer...

    A barrel of malt, A bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
    The kind of lubrication, to make your engine tick.
    Forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks,
    It's only eight pence ha'penny and one and six in tax
    One, two, three, four, five... Hey!

    (Chorus)
    He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
    And to his praises we shall always sing,
    Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer,
    Lord bless Charlie Mopps,
    the man who invented beer beer beer, tiddley beer beer beer,
    tiddly beer ber beer... The Lord bless Charlie Mopps!


    Note: singing this song in a tavern, bar, pub, or any drinking establishment gives a +5 bonus to inebriation.
    In the desert
    I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
    Who, squatting upon the ground,
    Held his heart in his hands,
    And ate of it.
    I said, "Is it good, friend?"
    "It is bitter - bitter", he answered,
    "But I like it
    Because it is bitter,
    And because it is my heart."


    Stephen Crane, 'In the Desert'

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    I'm working on the DnD Pokérap.

    EDIT: And here it is: The DnD Rap!

    I want to be the best there ever was, to beat all the rest, this is my class:

    Totemist, Druid, Samurai, Monk-y, Sorcerer, Shugenja, Wu-Jen, Binder, Fighter, Paladin, Swashbuckler, Sohei, Ninja, Barbarian, Favoured Soul, Archivist!!

    Name ‘em, name ‘em, gotta name ‘em all!
    DnD!

    I fight across the land, kill far and wide
    Release from my wand the magic that’s inside!

    Crusader, Incarnate, Dread Necro, Warlock, Wilder, Healer, Erudite, Spellthief, Truenamer, Wizard, Scout-a, Beguiler, Marshal, Psion, Soulknife, Artificer!"

    Name ‘em, name ‘em, gotta name ‘em all
    Gotta name ‘em all
    DnD!

    Mystic, Hexblade, Shaman, Ranger, Commoner, Warrior, Spellcaster, Expert, Psychic Warrior, Sha ‘ir, Bard-oh! Duskblade, Rogue, Dragonfire Adept!!

    Gotta name ‘em all! Gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all! Gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all,
    DnD!

    Factotum, Soulborn, Spirit Shaman, Warmage, Divine Mind, Adept, Swordsage, Shadowcaster, Aristocrat, Dragon Shaman-Lurk, Warblade-Cleric, Knight-Ardent!

    Atleast 150 or more to be
    To be a DnD master is my destiny!

    Alienist, Virt’oso, Mindbender, War Mind, Hierophant, Wild Soul, Mystic Theurge, Duelist, War Priest, Cavalier, Dervish, Kensai, Soulbow, Eldritch Knight, Rage Mage, Blighter!

    Illumine Soul, Tattooed Monk, Fatespinner, Blood Magus, Exemplar, Archmage, Tempest, ‘Lante, Red Wizard, Ur-Priest, Ronin, Sacred Fist, Shifter, Maester, Holy Scourge, War Chanter!

    Gotta name ‘em all! gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all! gotta name ‘em all!

    The Sevenfold Veil, Pale Master, Spellsword, Reaping Mauler, Thrallherd!

    DnD!

    True Necro, Unseen Seer, Assassin, Shadowdancer, Defiant, Bereft, Doomlord!

    Atleast 150 or more to be
    To be a DnD master is my destiny!
    Beastmaster, Ollam, the Unseen Hand, Ultimate Magus, Justicar, Frost Mage, Runesmith, Havoc Mage, Dragon Disciple, Eye of Gruumsh, Mindspy!

    Lyrist, Bladesinger, Bloodhound, Ravager, Stalker, Master of Masks, Thief-Acrobat, Suel Arcanamach, Eldritch Disciple, Divine Oracle, Thayan Knight

    Gotta name ‘em all! gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all! gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all,
    DnD!

    Chameleon, Warshaper, Frenzied Berserker, Contemplative, Magical Trickster, Drunken Master!

    That’s it folks!

    Name ‘em, name ‘em
    Gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all! DnD
    Name ‘em, name ‘em
    Gotta name ‘em all!
    Gotta name ‘em all! DnD
    Name ‘em, name ‘em
    Gotta name ‘em all!

    Gotta name ‘em all!

    DnD!
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    What would be perfect is if the OOTS characters were singing these songs.
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    Lords of Creation: dueling pantheons
    OOC, IC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skaroq View Post
    I'll do it if you worship me.
    I'll worship you, as long as I get free cookies and songs.
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    "Then Bigby, Rigby, Zigby, and Melf.
    Mordenkainen and Drizzt the dark elf
    Khelben Blackstaff, Juiblex
    Malcanthet wanting S-E-X
    Vecna, Primus one,
    Asmodeus, Dagon,
    Dragotha, Iuz,
    Correlon Larethion
    Garl, Iggwilv, and Pazuzu
    Raistlen, Baphomet, Grumsh and Cthulhu
    All jumped in the fray, readying attacks
    And smote Pelor with major artifacts.
    What a terrible battle, the violence revelled.
    All around had to save vs. Negative levels.

    The battle went on for a million rounds
    but finally the victor of the battle grounds
    was claimed, and given fame in plenty.
    Gary Gygax with a green d20
    Last edited by Grug; 2007-08-06 at 11:45 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grug View Post
    "Then Bigby, Rigby, Zigby, and Melf.
    Mordenkainen and Drizzt the dark elf
    Khelben Blackstaff, Juiblex
    Malcanthet wanting S-E-X
    Vecna, Primus one,
    Asmodeus, Dagon,
    Dragotha, Iuz,
    Correlon Larethion
    Garl, Iggwilv, and Pazuzu
    Raistlen, Baphomet, Grumsh and Cthulhu
    All jumped in the fray, readying attacks
    And smote Pelor with major artifacts.
    What a terrible battle, the violence revelled.
    All around had to save vs. Negative levels.

    The battle went on for a million rounds
    but finally the victor of the battle grounds
    was claimed, and given fame in plenty.
    Gary Gygax with a green d20
    Thanks, Grug! IT'S FINISHED!!!

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    Now our hp's running thin
    We've run out of luck
    It's the horde of nagas' fault
    'Cause they really suck.
    To keep true to the original, the final verse really must end in Orc. How about something like this:

    Now our hp's running thin
    looks like we're all borked
    time for me to run away now
    and become an orc
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    Doihaveaname? and Skaroq you are bardic gods i shall worship both of u untill the end sing your songs. +15 lute of Perfect Awesomeness. oh so who is the winner of the Ultimate Showdown. i vote Pelor
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    Well, as I read the thread it is either Gary Gygax or Banjo The Clown... I think Gygax is funnier in context.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skaroq View Post
    The battle went on for a million rounds
    But finally the victor of the battle grounds
    Was claimed, and given fame in plenty.
    Banjo the Clown with a green d20.

    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.
    Archons, Pit Fiends, and explosions
    As far as the eye can see.
    And all but one won't survive
    I wonder who they will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of D&D Destiny.

    Thanks to Grug for composing the last part.
    I revoke your right to use my intellectual prorperty if you don't change it back to Gary Gygax or equivalent. If you want Banjo, go to the OotS board. this is for DnD. Different acronyms make all the difference in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grug View Post
    I revoke your right to use my intellectual prorperty if you don't change it back to Gary Gygax or equivalent. If you want Banjo, go to the OotS board. this is for DnD. Different acronyms make all the difference in the world.
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    On topic, however, I agree, Gygax is much funnier in context.
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