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2007-08-05, 10:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Okay, I have funny little story.
There once was an accident prone werewolf who created a wall of chairs and stools to keep his crazy ass dog from jumping on him. That dog was soon taken for a walk by the werewolf's father. The werewolf, meanwhile, took a nap. Or was doing something on the computer. Anyway, that’s besides the point. When the werewolf’s father came back with the dog, he found the door was locked, so he knocked on the door, in hopes that he would be saved the hassle of getting the dog to sit still while he fumbled for the keys if his son would get off his butt and open the door. Which he did, leaping the makeshift dog-wall to get to the door, and let his father in. Once he did, he promptly jumped the dog wall again, though he jumped a bit too high this time.
Why was it too high, you ask? Because above the dog wall, there was a ceiling fan and light fixture, which the werewolf promptly crashed into, shattering it, and causing the werewolf to fall to the ground amongst the glass. “wtf just happened?” he pondered, his vision slightly faded. His father stared at him with shock, as the werewolf crawled onto the couch adjacent, holding his head.
When the werewolf felt his head, though, it was wet. Funny, he thought... He didn’t remember being so sweaty when he got up. Unfortunately, the red on his hands pointed to something other than perspiration. The werewolf jumped to his feet, and barged through the dog, wall, helped by his father to the sink, where he promptly began washing his head of the blood and glass.
Of course, the werewolf found it odd that, despite having bits of glass shoved into his skull, it wasn’t very painful. So he politely asked if his father could bring him his camera:
((contains blood, for those who don't like it))
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The werewolf learned a valuable lesson that day: Never, ever trust the dog. Because in a way, it was mostly the dog’s fault.
Our perpetrator:
((contains annoying cuteness, for those who don't like it))
SpoilerLast edited by Lykan; 2007-08-05 at 10:52 PM.
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2007-08-05, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Oooh, Lykan got owned.
But the dog... the dog... it's cute! That face just screams " giv me treatz!"
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Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. You're still in the fire. Why are you in the fire. Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. Get outa the fire. You died.
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2007-08-05, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Sounds like the werewolf needs some bandages, the family needs to not buy silver sharp things that hang low and the dog needs some training.
Ouch.
Those ceiling fans, they attack don'tcha know.
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2007-08-05, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2005
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- Australia
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
I am so glad my new house has no ceiling fans...
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
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2007-08-05, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Indianapolis, Indiana
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
'Round here, jumping that high is quite the feat. Kudos to you and your jumping skillz.
Druid-Ninjatar by the sensuous Serpentine.
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2007-08-05, 11:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Ummm, am I the only one here thinking "How is that funny?"
Because for shame, Lykan, that dog is trying to KEEL YOU!
And yes, the spelling was intentional.
Anyway, you have to get out. Greyhound, plane, boat, anything. It isn't safe for you anymore.
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2007-08-05, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
It can't have been the dog's fault. Your dog is too cute to cause accidents like that.
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2007-08-05, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Greensboro, NC
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
that dog/fan combo PWN'D you man.
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Go Tigers!
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2007-08-05, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-08-05, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
^^^Naive fool! Thats just a ploy, like me pretending to be 13 when I go onto the inte- nevermind. That didn't come out right. (I'm fourteen, alright? I just want to feel young again!)
Don't trust cute. It's only trustworthy if it has a scar the size of Nebraska and no redeeming exterior quality.Last edited by Cyrano; 2007-08-05 at 11:15 PM.
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2007-08-05, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Houston, TX
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2007-08-06, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- JC, TN or Camelot.
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Puppy Cuteness once again negates Werewolf Damage Reduction.
Such is the power of CUTE!inner circle Legionary of Resiliance
I love my Ceikatars!
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Not here as much. I am out Roman around.
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2007-08-06, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
I see the picture of the so-called "cute" puppy, and all I can think of is: Wow, that's a nice collection of books you got there. Isn't that backpack rather heavy, though?
Good job on busting your head open. I think a good smack upside the head should drive home the point.-Vonriel
"DEMONS RUN WHEN A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR."
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2007-08-06, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-08-06, 12:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Ottawa, Canada.
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
God, what a stupid werewolf. Good thing no one on these boards are that stupid.
*braces for impact*SpoilerAvatar by jamroar
Pirate Lucky by Ceika, Lady Luck by Ego, Lucky Luke by Captain Van Der Decken
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2007-08-06, 01:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Toon Town
Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
I was gonna say, the dog definitely looks mad with evil designs. I mean, his eyes are looking in two separate directions! Definitely crazy.
There are two methods I use to keep dogs from jumping on me, neither of which involve creating physical barriers. The first is to grab their front paws while their in the air, and start dancing around with the dog. Most dogs don't seem to like this, especially for extended periods of time. If that fails though, I just use my knee to greet them. One way or another, they learn not to screw around with me.
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2007-08-06, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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- Everywhere
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2007-08-06, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
reminds me of my friend's worst drunk night....he got a head wound similar to that...
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2007-08-06, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-08-06, 01:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Now for the necessary world domination joke: Now my plan for world domination shall commence. And for the un-necessarily stalky comment. Lykan uses hair gel.
But in seriousness. I hope it doesn't get infected or anything.
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2007-08-06, 01:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-08-06, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Ok, that explains why it looks like you have Hairgel on...
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2007-08-06, 02:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Geosynchronous orbit
Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Owch.
Moral: Werewolves and 'normal' dogs don't mix.
He was trying to get you out of the house!!Cassietar!
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2007-08-06, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
But awwwwww the DOOOGGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had a dog... But my stupid Parent is allergic....
(nah, I really love her... dum allergicness.)
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!
I want a dog like that one. =DSmile! Tomorrow may be worse!
Is your town character a Mary-Sue. Please check. I mean it.
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2007-08-06, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
This is one reason why I hate dogs.
99% of the other reasons also involve injury.
Therefore, I have cats. The worst they'll do to you is a quarter-inch-deep puncture wound that if you wash it, it won't even get infected.
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2007-08-06, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Questions: So, Lykan, you alright?
Why the heck was the dog inside the house anyway? Don't ye have grounds or at least some outdoor space?
My advice to you: train the bloody dog not to jump inside the house and change the bloody ceiling fan to the type that is smaller and has a secure grille on. Either the junkshops or the second-hand hardwares should have a cheap one up in good condition if there is financial trouble.
Not-so-deep-down-inside, dogs are still predators. I know that. My family has kept a pack of mongrel half-ferals for generations. The bites, scratches, the bruises and the allergies all around are worth the companionship, the camraderie and the protection that the pack offers. We have lost track of the number of thieves and intruders they have driven away. And you know what? Most of our dogs are shorter than my knee and I'm 5'6.Avatarcred: HELL YEAH to THE Oneris! Ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
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2007-08-06, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2006
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
I am so glad you are a werewolf, because without your powers of regeneration, I think you would have killed yourself already.
I am currently concentrating on RL stuffs. If you need me PM me.
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2007-08-06, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
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2007-08-06, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Injured again?!? That's it. It's official. We're all chipping in and getting you one of those bear attack proof suits for you to wear around the house.
The dog is both cute and evil. I would imagine that if a full body shot could be obtained it would no doubt reveal the dog to be a succupuppy.
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2007-08-06, 10:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Lima, Peru
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Re: See wolf. See wolf bleed. Bleed wolf bleed!
Trog, i believe a helmet would be more useful here...or a bubble...
and yes, your dog is evil; puppy dog eyes don't affect me that much...
But-it looks so cute!
...shush it...
...fine
anyways, get that wound healed, and let's all hope you won't get into more accidents.Last edited by Madmal; 2007-08-06 at 11:01 AM.
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