Human Variants I came up with while working

[Aniikinis]

Now humans are usually seen as a fairly uninteresting race by most of the people I've played with so I figured I'd make some small-ish subraces based off of some things I've noticed from my work and the people I've seen come in and out of the place (Nightshift Retail worker in Kansas, I have seen some weird things...).

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None of these subraces get the bonus feat from the Base Human Race.

Night Kind
— +2 Wis, -2 Con, +2 Any (+0 App)
— Medium Humanoid(Human)
— Special Qualities (see above): Light Sensitivity, Low-Light Vision, Weird Humor(-2 to charisma checks involving humor due to the strange and/or controversial topics found funny to this breed of humans)
— Automatic Languages: Common. Bonus Languages: Any
— Favored Class: Any

Slick Men
— +2 Dex, +2 Cha, -2 Str, -2 Wis (+0 App)
— Medium Humanoid(Human)
— Special Qualities: Sticky Fingers (+2 to grapple checks to escape from a grapple and Reflex saves, +2 to sleight of hand checks)
— Automatic Languages: Common. Bonus Languages: Any
— Favored Class: Any


Ogrish Ones
— +4 Con, +2 Any, -2 Str, -2 Dex, -2 Cha (-2 App)
— Large Humanoid(Human)
— Natural Slam attack that deals 1d6+str damage
— Special Attacks: Chosen at 1st Level either Stench(As Troglodyte DC 10+Con) or Trample(Damage=1d6+1½ times Str mod, DC=10+½ HD+Str mod)
— Special Qualities: Short Reach, +2 Natural Armour Bonus
— Automatic Languages: Common. Bonus Languages: Any
— Favored Class: Any

[rferries]

Hoo boy these are mean but very evocative :D

[AOKost]

Hilarious!!! XD I definately fall into the 'Night Kind' XD

[nonsi]

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Ogrish Ones -2 Str ?

[rferries]

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Ogrish Ones -2 Str ?

I think they're meant to be corpulent rather than muscular.

[Aniikinis]

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Ogrish Ones -2 Str ?

I think they're meant to be corpulent rather than muscular.

Correctamundo! Imagine the Ogrish One plodding down an aisle or overflowing off of a Mart Cart.