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Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware!- Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread.- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots- Rex Idiotarum
AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock- Lord Magtok
AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo- Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
AMEN VIII: The REAL one!- Fus.Weapon 1337
Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away!- Korith
AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu- Castaras
AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie- PirateMonk
AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy!- Castaras
Amen XIII: Thread 1408- Vespe Ratavo
AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry- PirateMonk

And quite frankly, if you don't get the reference(s), you suck.

[Raistlin1040]

I still like Sweet Child O Magtok. It would have pissed him off so much.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Perhaps, but this is two references in one. Should I change it? I still can without anyone really noticing.

[Raistlin1040]

Na it's fine. But if you did change it, I'd actually prefer Sweet Child O Maggot. More Magtok-Bashing!

[Scatman]

*raises his hand*I wanna join!

[Vespe Ratavo]

Okay, but you have to pass the test. Now, take this
Vespe tosses Scatman a large stack of legalese documents.
and sign here, here, here, here, here, and here. And initial here. Then, you must bring me....a shrubbery! And it must be tasteful. And not too expensive. And with a little path on the side.

[Scatman]

Uhm..Kay?
Scatman gets to signing every paper, and gets Vespe a shrubbery, with a path.And not too expensive.And tasteful.

[Raistlin1040]

RP jumps out of a shadow.
And you have to proclaim fealty to Myself, Vespe, the Beatles, Guns N Roses, and Frenzy.

[Vespe Ratavo]

And AC/DC. And the Rolling Stones, and Queen. And whatever my band will be called. Oh yeah, and AMEN itself

[Draken]

So have we worked out our new recruitment ways already?

[Scatman]

Scatman does as told, not really knowing who "Guns and Roses" or "Frenzy" is.Can I be a member now?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Almost. First you must prove your evilness. Go and do something really evil and show us proof. Then you may join.

[Cathrindir]

Daerbain looks at Vespe with disgust.
"AC/DC and Queen? Ugh, geez."

[Raistlin1040]

Guns N Roses are a badass band, and Frenzy is my band. Also, you must swear anti-fealty to Magtok.

[Scatman]

Evil you say?Scatman rubs his hands together.Ill show you evil!He nails up a sign saying:
Beatles will be erased from existance in 5.4.3.2.Scatman holds a button in his hands.A big red button.

[Vespe Ratavo]

...
That isn't evil, that's just inhumane. Stop the countdown, and you're in, on the condition you never do that ever again.

[Raistlin1040]

See there's a differance between evil and stupid.

RP intervenes, and the Beatles are saved. Scatman however, finds himself on a demiplane, surrounded by the fires of hell, powerless, and forced to listen to the world's fastest metronome for eternity.

[Scatman]

Yes!I got the effect I wanted!Victory dance!You know Raistlin, that button was a fake.

[Draken]

Deceit over senseless slaughter?

I like this new guy, looks like someone got brains for creative ways to be evil at least. Welcome to AMEN Mr. Scatman.

[Scatman]

Yay!Ill celebrate by getting drunk!
666 ales later, Scatman in re-dead.

[Cathrindir]

Grumbling, Daerbain picks up the newbie's corpse and nails it to the door of Magtok's lab somewhat half-heartedly.

[Scatman]

Fortunately, Scatman is a lich.After he decomposes, he appears in AMEN again.What I miss?

[Raistlin1040]

Raistlin takes Scatman's Soul-Hidey place and destroys it.

[Draken]

You missed the grass growing.

[Cathrindir]

"...nothing.
Besides Chuck Berry's sudden and startling reincarnation as a singing beaver."
He shrugs, holding up a warbling rodent by the scruff of its neck.

[Scatman]

Scatman implodes, then he re-implodes.Then he explodes, flying into existance again.My soul-hidey place!You destroyed it!Now I dont have a good place to hide at when I play hide and seek!Scatman kicks Raistlin's shin.

[Moff Chumley]

So Scatman gets invited in, I get blown up, (but not really), and I occasionaly make a dumb post that everyone ignores. This truly is a place of evil. [/whine]

[Draken]

You knew what you were doing when you joined. But why am I speaking to you? Like something said, we are suposed to ignore you.

*ignores Moff Chumley*

[Scatman]

Duh.Dont you even know what AMEN stands for?And if anyone gets to post something stupid, its ME.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey! I am the resident AMEN Lord of Stupidity. If you dare to claim my title, you'll have it over my dead body.

Vespe pulls out a toothbrush and stabs out Scatman's eyes.