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Thread: The mysterious Talking Beer
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2018-02-22, 03:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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The mysterious Talking Beer
I run an RPG Club at our local school, and like every times I start a new group, I ask the kids what they like to see in their game and what should be avoided. Usually the kids write down pretty standard things - the girls want magic stuff, the boys prefer more martial affairs, both are interested in adventure, treasure and monsters - but this time one actually surprised me: In the category of "things that should be avoided she wrote Talking Beer. I have no idea why, but obviously for the last three days I was basically forced to think about how to include sentient, talking beer in a game (not in the kids game, obviously). So, brainstorm with me: what is talking beer and how could it be important in a fantasy campaign?
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2018-02-22, 03:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Talking BEAR silly! The person misspelled it.
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2018-02-22, 03:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
"Why did you say that?"
"Oh, it was just the beer talking."
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2018-02-22, 04:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
She may have meant that she doesn't want alcohol to be discussed in game.
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2018-02-22, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I wouldn't want talking beer in my campaigns either. Imagine the horror of drinking it...slowly. O_O
"Aah! No! Not the head! My creamy creamy head!"
"But you're so tasty"
"Arrghlfh!"
"Mmmm, refreshing too"
"Please stop, I can still have a life as a half"
"Sorry buddy, you're going down. It's been hell of a ride"
*chug*I apologise if I come across daft. I'm a bit like that. I also like a good argument, so please don't take offence if I'm somewhat...forthright.
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2018-02-22, 07:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Maybe it's a wish granting spirit from a bottle?
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2018-02-22, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-22, 08:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I think RFLS has the right of it.
Honestly though, I've been a DM for a long time and I thought I've seen it all. That though... that's a new one.
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2018-02-22, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I clicked this thread because I read The mysterious Talking 'Bear', not beer.
I'm not sure if this is worse or about the same level of silly I envisioned. :/The beatings will continue until morale improves!
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2018-02-22, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I apologise if I come across daft. I'm a bit like that. I also like a good argument, so please don't take offence if I'm somewhat...forthright.
Please be aware; when it comes to 5ed D&D, I own Core (1st printing) and SCAG only. All my opinions and rulings are based solely on those, unless otherwise stated. I reserve the right of ignorance of errata or any other source.
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2018-02-22, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Sounds like an Intelligent Everfull Mug to me.
I would be completely shocked if there were not some kind of item like this in Portable Hole Full of Beer.
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2018-02-22, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I agree that it was likely a typo, especially if these are younger kids, and meant talking bears. To be on the safe side, I'd recommend avoiding alcohol and loquacious ursines.
On a serious note, I can see a kid having, for some reason or another, a fear of talking bears. Maybe some horror movie, or a kids story that really frightened them, and it meaning a lot to their enjoyment that it not be in the game. Especially if they might visibly show fear and get teased about it by the other kids.
and how could it be important in a fantasy campaign?
To take it darker, maybe the drunks in town are hearing voices from their drink, leading them to dark actions when drinking. The beer is a hivemind from the brewery, led by an evil cultist, trying to corrupt the town (or just get its citizens to turn on one another) by putting suggestions and impulses into those who drink it.
Hmm... I might actually use that in a game I'm been thinking of.Last edited by JeenLeen; 2018-02-22 at 11:36 AM.
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2018-02-22, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
I apologise if I come across daft. I'm a bit like that. I also like a good argument, so please don't take offence if I'm somewhat...forthright.
Please be aware; when it comes to 5ed D&D, I own Core (1st printing) and SCAG only. All my opinions and rulings are based solely on those, unless otherwise stated. I reserve the right of ignorance of errata or any other source.
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2018-02-22, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Hmmm......
Myconid variants. Spores... Yeast used in brewing....?
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2018-02-22, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Considering that our school is in Northern Germany, I'm pretty sure that it was not a spelling error (sprechendes Bier und sprechender Bär are quite differrent).
I just found the idea too cute for not sharing it.Play the world, not the rules. Numbers don't add up to a game - ideas do.
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2018-02-22, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, I'd recommend asking the girl what she really meant.
Still, talking beer would be hilarious. A Beer Elemental? A Beer Weird, instead of a Water Weird?Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
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2018-02-22, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Last edited by JeenLeen; 2018-02-22 at 01:43 PM.
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2018-02-22, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
She probably meant bear and probably heard about Sir Bearington.
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2018-02-22, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
Originally Posted by JeenLeenThe beatings will continue until morale improves!
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2018-02-22, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Yora; 2018-02-22 at 02:34 PM.
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2018-02-22, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
That was my best guess (tier), but that's one hell of a handwriting typo.
I fully support the introducing a sentient hivemind yeast colony beer to any fantasy setting. Comedy, horror, it's all good.
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2018-02-22, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-22, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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And the whole avoiding them. Does that mean you have to find a way to work around them? Or she doesn't want to encounter one?
Oh, perhaps the start of the campaign is a celebration of the elimination of all Talking Beers. The decade long battle finally came to a head, their leader, the great kegger, was smashed upon the ground and died. Nobody cried over spilled beer.
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2018-02-22, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-22, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The mysterious Talking Beer
The talking beer is a mishap from a drunk wizard, trying to Awaken a bear. The beer, groggy with it's newfound intelligence, took revenge by letting himself get drunk by the wizard. In the stomach of said wizard, it took the soul of the wizard.
Now the beer is trying to lure travellers into drinking the beer, and then taking their souls. It most happily preys on magical souls (like wizards), because it believes if it intoxicates itself with enough magical souls, it will end its grogginess by becoming a non-sentient beer again.
In a totally unrelated plot, a talking beer became president and passed a law that makes it legal to arm beers.
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2018-02-23, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-23, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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gives a whole new spin on the phrase "oh, beer, you're the only one that really understands me..."
prepare googly eyes when the beer inevitably responds with "of course, you're too sober for this silliness."
i'd go with beer elementals for followers of cayden caillean or brewers, but that beer hivemind is too scary to think about. i love it!
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2018-02-23, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-23, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018-02-23, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Maybe? Rich did something that you might like.
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