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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Default Re: The Genie is Hard of Hearing.

    The ability to enter people's dreams within their dreams etc etc? Sure! Sounds like fun, or at least a 2.5 hour movie idea.

    I wish for pumpkin pie.
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  2. - Top - End - #332
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I wish for pumpkin pie.
    Gross! Why would you want "a bumpkin's eye"? Like literally or in a romantic sense like "I only have eyes for you." Are you attractive to bumpkins? I'm not judging. Just curious.

    I wish for perfect health.

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    DruidGirl

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    Imperfect stealth? Very well. You are now the klutziest, noisiest ninja ever.

    I wish to play the guitar.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Wow... um... okay, you may now flay that guitar to within an inch of its life.


    I wish to be a dragon rider.
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  5. - Top - End - #335
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crisis21 View Post
    I wish to be a dragon rider.
    Okay. You are now a "wagon finder." You can locate any wagon on the planet and possibly elsewhere.

    I wish for a loyal, loving wife.

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    I boiled Ovidís wife.
    I thought it was cruel but you are the boss.

    I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in the land apart.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elenna View Post
    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowblaze View Post
    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

  7. - Top - End - #337
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    Okay.

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    I wish to apologize profusely for subjecting all of you to that.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  8. - Top - End - #338
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Okay.

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    I wish to apologize profusely for subjecting all of you to that.
    You want to "monopolize profoundly for injecting all of you with that"? Okay. You're now very wealthy for injecting people with...something.

    I wish I had a cure for what Dr.Gunsforhands injected me with.

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    DruidGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I wish I had a cure for what Dr.Gunsforhands injected me with.
    You wish you had manure for what Proctor Gunnar Hans perfected you with? I'm not even gonna try to figure that out. Enjoy the manure.

    I wish to listen to music.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish to listen to music.
    Okay. That magic person can now run faster. I don't know why you would want to "quicken a mystic" though.

    I wish the greatest Halloween costume ever!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    The greatest hollow weed costume ever? I guess we can turn you into a giant walking doobie.

    I wish for Spring to come.
    This is a boring signature.
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    to sprinkle Tums? Why would anyone.... nevermind. Here's the bottle, have at.

    I wish for a fancy hat.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Undead- er, undying gratitude to linklele for the avatar.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    DruidGirl

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    A prancy cat sounds cute! You got it!

    I wish for a turkey dinner.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    I guarantee you this turkey is a winner. Three time gold medalist in the turkeylympics.


    I wish for a giant mech.
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    PirateCaptain

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    Is rock-hard abs not good enough? Alright, here are your diamond pecs.

    I wish to have rock-hard abs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben-zayb View Post
    Is rock-hard abs not good enough? Alright, here are your diamond pecs.

    I wish to have rock-hard abs
    Rick hard jabs abbot? Nostalgia. Here you go.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vmmtZkU9cs

    I wish wrestling was real.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    DruidGirl

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    You wish nestling had appeal? Just go to any Lover's Lane, and you'll see how much appeal it has.

    I wish I was a movie star.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish I was a movie star.
    Okay. I don't know why you wish to be a "mooing car" but you are one now. You're gonna confuse a lot of cows.

    I wish I could drive a mooing car.

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    Daemon

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    A mooning car? That's a little obscene but I don't make the wishes. Granted.

    I wish I had responsibly limited power!

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    Irresponsible simian flowers? Okay, you're the boss...



    I wish I was Groot.
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    You wish you were a boot? Well, I guess some people like it when others walk all over them. Consider it done.

    I wish I was a millionaire.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    I think little young mares are called foals. Sorry, that was pedantic. Suffice it to say you're a baby horse now.

    I wish for a recycling service to remove collapsed building parts from my neighborhood.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    No clue why you want a bicycling circus to renew lapsed building permits in your neighorhood, but whatever, enjoy the show.

    I wish for tickets to the circus.
    If you need me for anything, or I forgot about something, PM me and I'll see it.
    Undead- er, undying gratitude to linklele for the avatar.
    Quote Originally Posted by frogglesmash View Post
    I guess I'll amend my original statement and instead say that Pathfinder is close enough to 3.5 to spark an argument about how close it actually is.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    You want to picket Nate Berkus? He's never done anything to you! But, if that's what you really want...

    I wish to be a genius.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Really?! That's so nice of you! Granted!


    Hey, guys! We've got our own genie bus now!



    I wish to drive the genie bus.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    It took a lot of work to cram you in there, but now you can drive the teeny bus.

    I wish the teeny bus had better brakes.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    You wish your bus had better drakes. I looked up the stats of drakes in Shadowrun, compared them with average humans, made them better and created some for you on your bus. No problem.

    I wish to have my own house with a large garden.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    DruidGirl

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    You wish to own a boathouse with a large marlin? Well, sure, I guess--but fish don't have money, so I hope you don't mind the marlin being a huge mooch.

    I wish to climb a sand dune.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I wish to climb a sand dune.
    You wish "for slime and prunes."? Okay. The prunes I can understand. They're tasty. But the slime...please tell me you're not gonna eat that too.

    I wish for slime and prunes.*

    *I'm now curious to taste them together.

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    ...lime-tanned runes? But how would you even...

    *sixteen hours later*

    Okay, I figured out how to lime-tan the runes, so here you go!


    I wish for a little white lie.
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