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    Granted, and may I say, sir, that tie looks very good on you.

    I wish for a cornucopia.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    I wish for a cornucopia.
    "A corn utopia"? Okay. You must really like corn.

    I wish for a everlasting gobstopper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    "A corn utopia"? Okay. You must really like corn.

    I wish for a everlasting gobstopper.
    Live happily ever after with your grasshopper.

    I wish I could do kung fu.
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    You wish you could do mung stew? Well, I hear mung bean sprouts are highly nutritious, so here's a cookbook filled with mung-bean-related recipes. Enjoy!

    I wish I was wealthy.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I don't know why you would want to be turned into well, tea, but you are now a nice refreshing cup of earl grey.

    I wish for my cold to go away.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    Yes... continue ignoring me... exactly as planned
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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Sure thing! We can get rid of your mold, no problem!


    I wish I had a legendary weapon that only I could wield.
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    I wish I had a legendary weapon that only I could wee.
    Oh, huh. Well if that's what you want. Your urine now deals 1d6 acid damage and 1d6 fire damage to whatever it hits, or can be bottled and thrown to deal 1d4 acid damage and 1d4 fire damage in a 5 foot radius as a splash weapon. Please be careful and remember to wash your hands.

    I wish I had a song to sing and someone to sing it with, that all around the world would ring and unity bring forthwith.
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    Sure, of course as I’m hard of hearing I believe all music is to quiet. This the song will be much to loud to do more than give people headaches.

    A wish for the knowledge to ace my exam.
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    I suddenly feel that my character is not as optimized as it could be...

    Oh well, it should still be fun.

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    You wish knowledge to mace your ex Am. Sounds a bit rude, but okay. You buy the bottle of Mace, point the spray opening at Am's face and push the button on the top. As a bonus, under no circumstances, try on your own face. It can burn.

    I wish to have a good lawyer to help me with the lawsuit that will follow me macing someone.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    A lawsuit that will allow you to menace a stone man... that's quite an angle. It makes sense, though. He's impervious to physical harm, so you threaten his pocket book instead. I know just the person to represent you.

    I wish alien worlds from science fiction were real, just far away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish alien worlds from science fiction were real, just far away.
    You wish "Allen Wood's mom's patience were just thrown away"? Who's Allen's Wood, who's his mother, and what do you have against her patience? You know what - doesn't matter. Allen Wood's mother is now extremely impatient as per you wish.

    I wish for a cool new video game and that I was the best at it.

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    Man, I love this wish! It seems like lots of fun! Here's your cool new video game, and you're the guest star! It's called "Don't get Eaten By Flying Amphibious Mutant Crocodiles With Lasers and Missiles On Their Heads" Have fun while people try to keep your avatar from getting eaten by flying amphibious mutant crocodiles with lasers and missiles on their heads!

    I wish for a boat and an island to take it to.
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    You wish for a goat, and a fine man to shake it to?! The heck?! Well, it's your wish. Here ya go. Just know that shaking goats probably qualifies as animal abuse...

    I wish for Region 1 subbed DVDs of Gaki no Tsukai.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    "Religion snubbed DVDs of Guantanimo Bay?" Sure, I've got some documentaries that make some really bad theological arguments in its defence.

    I wish for a world of peas
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    I wish for a world of peas
    "A world of fleas"?!?!?! Gross! But I have to grant it so now the world is covered in fleas.

    I wish to remove all the fleas from the world.

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    You wish to rehoove all the skis from the curled? I...I really don't know what to make of that one. But mine is not to question why. Wish granted.

    I wish to saw all pogo sticks neatly in half, and attach them to garter snakes.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    The first time I read that, I actually thought you said that you wanted to saw all pogo sticks neatly in half and attach them to garter snakes. So, I'll just grant that! It's such a hilariously improbable misread that I'm not even going to bother rereading it to know what you actually wished for.

    I wish for a copy of one of the old Star Trek novels.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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    The genie blushes as he grants you a poster of Princess Leia in her gold bikini, a Star Wars navel.

    I wish the Star Wars sequels Episodes VII and VIII were actually good, worthy of the franchise. They make me miss Jar Jar Binks.
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    Granted! Star Wars now equals Episodes VII and VIII only, with an added scene of Rey kissing Jar Jar Binks. All the other episodes are now forgotten.

    I wish for a cotton coffin.
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    Dude...seriously? Do you know how hard it is to get your hands on rotten boffins these days?! Oh, well. Here ya go.

    I wish for a brocade kimono.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    Dude...seriously? Do you know how hard it is to get your hands on rotten boffins these days?! Oh, well. Here ya go.

    I wish for a brocade kimono.
    OK, here's Lt Simons, late of the Atari Jaguars. The best Arcade Commando you are ever going to meet.

    I wish you had a hearing aid.
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    An earring made? Thank you, but I never really felt the need to get piercings. I can make one for you if you want.

    I wish for winter to come early!
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    Okay, the Whiners will arrive right outside your door at 3:35AM.

    I wish for peas on turf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Okay, the Whiners will arrive right outside your door at 3:35AM.

    I wish for peas on turf.
    Seasoned Smurfs?! Oh, well; it's not cannibalism if it's not your species. Here ya go, Gargamel…

    I wish for a dragon.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    You want me to add Ray's gun? Here you go. Ray's only 5, so it's a water pistol.

    I wish for a robot butler.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    You want me to add Ray's gun? Here you go. Ray's only 5, so it's a water pistol.

    I wish for a robot butler.
    Its on fire, is that ok? As in, is that "real hot"? I mean, that was an entensifier rather than a required detail? As it, genuine heat as opposed to, I dunno, faux heat? Sorry, I am getting a lot of complaints recently. Anyway, here is your butter. Real hot butter.

    I wish for a ultimate power.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Halibut glower deployed! The fish gives you its most disconcerting ogle.

    I wish I could find my arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Halibut glower deployed! The fish gives you its most disconcerting ogle.

    I wish I could find my arms.
    You wish you could find your charms? Like Lucky Charms? Okay. Here's a lifetime supply of Lucky Charms. They're Magically Delicious!

    Now I want Lucky Charms. I wish I had a lot of Lucky Charms.

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    You want to lock your harms? Oh, a lot of locks of harms. Sure, here you go, a pile of grade-A harm locks. I wouldn't touch them. They're very pointy.

    I wish for a lockpick and a crowbar.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Not sure why you want to open a bar for cows, but sure. As for the love kick, pal, we don't offer that kind of service in the geniedom.


    I wish for a gentle loudspeaker that won't destroy my eardrums.
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