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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Here you go! One perfectly healthy Slaad. You two have fun while I look into this auticorrect thing.

    I wish for a holodeck.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You get decked by a hologram.

    I wish for a pair of Michael Jackson and Prince holograms to duel each other.

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    You witness an epic battle fought by the holograms of the words "Michael Jackson" and "Prince", unfortunately you don't know what happened as you are not a word.

    I wish to become the essence of a word, gaining full control over it.
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    Granted! Your word is... h... uuuuuu... d... g... e.
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    I wish for advance notice of my programs' security vulnerabilities before they're exploited.
    Nexusites, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You get one millisecond of advance notice, and the notice comes by foghorn. That's a long time in compute cycles, but not really perceptible to you. Also, the constant blaring of the foghorn is quite distracting and detrimental to your long term ability to hear.

    I wish for a pair of earplugs.

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    Your ears sprout 3-pin electrical plugs, which are attached to extension cords that plug into the wall. You should be fine as long as you don't touch the ground, right?

    I wish for all the prep work for my D&D campaign to do itself, exactly the way I want it done, so that I can DM without having to spend all that time outside of the game getting ready.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    A bunch of pens and papers spontaneously become animated and start doing all the preparations when they realize they don't need you to run a campaign. You are found suffocated by paper the next morning.

    I wish for the power of animating objects according to my will.
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    Granted! There's a free version of the Unity engine with all the modeling and rigging tools you need. ...hm? Your computer can so run it. Just be patient and let it load.

    I wish for a faster computer.
    Nexusites, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    A computer comes flying out of nowhere at the speed of sound and crashes into you.

    I wish my cat would stop destroying my Lego models.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    Lego bricks you attach to each other permanently bond and are no longer to be separated. On the plus side, your cat can't knock them over.

    I wish my game would let me log in.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!

    You may use whatever pronouns you like when referring to me.

    CPW, next time THINK before you post something stupid!

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    The server is undergoing maintenance for the rest of the year. In the meanwhile, the only thing that works is the dig dug minigame. If you don't delete the game from your computer, you'll get several thousand gems as compensation in 2022.

    I wish for a mithril shovel and pickaxe.
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    Dude. You're playing Dark Souls. Those are mediocre weapons at best.

    I wish to make my own popular fantasy game.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Popular indeed, and critically too! Then come the frivolous lawsuits. Then the weirdly defensive and homophobic fan mail. Then the death threats.

    I wish to cure the internet of its hateful, murderous impulses.
    Nexusites, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    It now has a hateful, murderous step function, which is way worse.

    I wish that I could resist making math jokes.

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    (Side note: that was hilarious)
    You forget everything about math that you know. Now you don't need to worry.

    I wish I could give presentations that didn't confuse everyone.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!

    You may use whatever pronouns you like when referring to me.

    CPW, next time THINK before you post something stupid!

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    Your presentations can't confuse those who don't listen! Everybody forgets you have a presentation and never comes.

    I wish I could remember everything that has happened to me as if my brain was a recorder.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Like one of these??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Record...al_instrument)

    Sure, I guess. No memories, only noise.

    I wish to give Book Wombat some music lessons for his brain.

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