Corrupt a Wish II

[Kneenibble]

The rules of this game are thus, continued from before: the person above you will wish for something. You must grant that wish, in a fashion similar to the "Be Careful What You Wish For" trope. And then make a wish of your own.


I wish for flocks of budgies so innumerable that they cast a shadow across the whole face of the earth.

[Crisis21]

Granted. The sun is blotted out by the mass of budgies, all plants die, and everyone starves. Good job.


I wish for the awesomest thing you can imagine.

[bc56]

You get everything, but no one believes it belongs to you.

I wish for a chocolate sundae.

[Extrail]

You get a dark chocolate sundae.

I wish i had a pizza box that would give me fresh pizza every time i opened the box with my favorite pizza.

[Thaumic]

Granted! Per the specific wording of your wish, the box only produces new, fresh pizza when it is opened with your favorite pizza. Setting aside the difficulties of opening a pizza box with a pizza, your favorite pizza eventually grows disgusting and moldy, and you decide that getting infinite pizza for free isn't worth having to keep it around.

I wish that I could produce professional quality drawings and graphs at will.

[Crisis21]

Granted, you are turned into a high-end cutting-edge graphical computer marketed for your ability to easily produce professional grade graphics for even poorly skilled artists. However, as you are now a computer, you no longer possess a will of your own. You can still produce these wonders at the behest of another's will though.


That dark chocolate sundae a few posts above looks delicious. I wish I had one like it.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Granted! You successfully had the number 1 like the word It. It feels awkward that 1 liked its post and so removed the status and blocked 1. 1 now hates you eternally. Maybe you should have just given It a dark chocolate sundae.

I wish that I had a fresh dark chocolate sundae that I am allowed to eat

[Extrail]

You are allowed to eat this poisoned dark chocolate sundae. Go ahead and try.

I wish i had a safe to eat a cherry sundae that i was allowed to eat.

[bc56]

It tastes disgusting, like cherry cough syrup.

I wish for the ability to grant wishes without corrupting them.

[Crisis21]

Granted. Warning: There may be some issues with power control when granting Wishes in this new thread.


I wish for a dark chocolate sundae just like the one Extrail made for bc56 above.

@V: Tantalus twist. Nice.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Granted! A fabulous sundae appears in your hands. But when you go to take that first bite, the spoon violently pulls away from your mouth. This repeats every time you attempt to get a taste, the bowl even flying from your hands when you attempt to eat the sundae straight from it.

I wish we would choose a new dessert to attempt to wish for that didn't involve ice cream

[Extrail]

Granted but this new dessert also happens to be called a sundae with various types like fudge types available.

I wish for a cinnamon twist sundae.

[CosmicHobbit]

Granted. However, he cinnamon twists the fabric of reality until it rips. The Snarl(Not sure what that is? See T HI S.) is released, and destroys everything, including you and your soul. Well, everything but the sundae. Which you never got to eat.

I wish for an ice cream cake.Say no to sundaes kids!

[Crisis21]

Here you go. One ice cream cake, made in the flavors you absolutely cannot stand to taste. Enjoy!


I wish for a distraction.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Granted! Your Aboleth ex girlfriend suddenly returns to life and charges at you. If I were you, all my focus would be on that instead of everything else.

I wish Crisis21's Aboleth ex doesn't do anything to harm him or me

[Extrail]

Granted! it doesn't harm you per se it just mind wipes you, and makes your lives miserable.

I wish the Abolteth was dead once more.

[bc56]

You engage in an epic battle to destroy the aboleth once and for all, but as you strike the killing blow, it rips you in half, leaving you to die a heroic death.

I wish for infinite power.

[Crisis21]

You're in luck! We're running a special on infinite power today. When you wish for infinite power, we'll throw in infinite responsibility, infinite insanity, and infinite regret absolutely free!


I'm bored. I wish something exciting would happen.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Wow hehe, ok this is awkward. Your wish has been granted. I hate to inform you, but all of your ex girlfriends have now banded together in an effort to destroy you, they will be here in about 2 minutes. I suggest running because in my opinion, there is nothing more exciting and terrifying than an army of angry women seeking revenge.

I wish I was able to watch this on television

[Thaumic]

Granted! The epic chase is broadcast live, and it's every bit as exciting as you'd expect it to be. You watch on the edge of your seat for a harrowing 15 minutes as Crisis21's pursuers draw ever closer... and just as they're about to catch him... the channel cuts to a pre-planned commercial.

I wish that I were an expert hairstylist.

[Korith]

Granted! You are now the greatest hairstylist in the world. Unfortunately, a totally random surge of cosmic radiation causes all hair on the planet to fall out, rendering your skills obsolete.

I wish it were Taco Tuesday instead of Monday.

[Extrail]

Granted Now Monday's name is now taco Tuesday the name change is due to Taco's being banned on Taco Tuesday.


I wish for a pet seahorse.

[Simetra Irertne]

Granted! ... ... ... ... the horse drowns ... ... you monster.

I wish for the ability to make webcomics update whenever I want.

[Crisis21]

Granted, but every time you use this ability the updates are terrible and look like a drunken five year old made them.


I wish I could get the mental image of drunken five year olds out of my head...

[Extrail]

Granted but now all you can imagine is drunken 4 year olds.

I wish that no one could ever imagine a drunken kid, nor could they ever exist.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Ninja'd

Granted! Never again will there ever be an inebriated goat spawn. Something should be done about all these drunk children though

I wish I could think of a better wish to wish

[Korith]

Granted. Unfortunately, words do not yet exists for such a grand wish to be wished with. It merely exists as a cognitive construct that you are unable to communicate.

I wish for a delicious slice of pie.

[Extrail]

Granted! the pie is so fantastic that it has gained magical abilities, and kill any who try to eat it.

I wish for everything to be slightly better.

[bc56]

Everything is slightly better. The change is too slight to notice.

I wish for a noticable change.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Granted! A giant penny begins to roll toward you, Indiana Jones style

I wish the Joker and the Riddler from the Batman universe would team up to defeat the Justice league