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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    No problem. You know have your own pet whale shark.

    I wish for a kitten.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  2. - Top - End - #572
    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! Your feral tiger kitten loves the way you smell.....

    I wish for a tasty poisonous apple.
    This is a boring signature.
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  3. - Top - End - #573
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BlueWizardGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted! It's so tasty you can't help having a little bite yourself...

    I wish to be able to see into the future.

  4. - Top - End - #574
    Orc in the Playground
     
    TinyMushroom's Avatar

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You see a vision of yourself, disappointed that you didn't make a better wish.

    I wish for a nice, hot bath with lots of soap and a cute rubber ducky.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gligarman2 View Post
    14. I will not counterspell when Celestia raises the sun.
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  5. - Top - End - #575
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You're in a nice, hot bubble bath...but you're a sentient rubber ducky. And it's bathtime for a super-ugly ogre...

    I wish I could put all of us on the Nice list for Christmas every year.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  6. - Top - End - #576
    Orc in the Playground
     
    PaladinGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Everybody is on the nice list for this year. Christmas is over this year.

    I wish for a genie that wouldn’t corrupt wishes.

  7. - Top - End - #577
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Caerulea's Avatar

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You are now a genie, bound to do exactly what people wish for.

    I'd like to be much more intelligent.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
    Extended Signature.
    I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.

  8. - Top - End - #578
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Granted! Your newfound intelligence is specialized for analyzing erotic fan fiction and the Prager video library.

    I wish for an inhabitable undersea base!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  9. - Top - End - #579
    Orc in the Playground
     
    TinyMushroom's Avatar

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You can inhabit it just fine. In fact, you start right this second inhabiting it. However, there seems to be no exit, no internet connection, and you didn't even get to tell anyone where you are in the first place.

    I wish humans were nicer to each other.
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    14. I will not counterspell when Celestia raises the sun.
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  10. - Top - End - #580
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Everyone becomes very nice to each other. Soon the world will die due to overpopulation.

    I wish to have an FLT drive so we can bring our people to other worlds.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  11. - Top - End - #581
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    I'm glad that you specified something more definite than that generic, 'faster than light,' buzzword. You clearly have a more refined taste in interstellar speed running! Here is your new vehicle, specially designed to exploit the universe's Funky Left Turn glitch.

    I wish for some life goals!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  12. - Top - End - #582
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    Samba Mentality's Avatar

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    The Deep Blue

    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You not only get, but are destined to achieve the life goals of someday living under a bridge and losing everything you own!

    I wish for the weekend to come faster.


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

    Check out my artwork here!

  13. - Top - End - #583
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Zzzzzzzzip! Well, there go the next eight weekends.

    I wish to own a cookie factory.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  14. - Top - End - #584
    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted!

    Shortly after, having learned of your acquiring a cookie factory, the Cookie Monster declares war on you.

    I wish seahorses were actual horses.
    This is a boring signature.
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  15. - Top - End - #585
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    They drown!

    I wish to share these cookies with everyone!
    Leo, Ajax, Deshy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  16. - Top - End - #586
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BlueWizardGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You turn everyone to the Dark Side. The world dissolves into chaos as every single person tries to seize power for themselves.

    I wish for cookies which are not poisonous, taste nice and don’t turn the eater to the Dark Side.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 2 (as town and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 0... so far...

    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

  17. - Top - End - #587
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    The cookies you eat are exactly what you wished them to be. In point of fact, they are so marvelously delicious that you soon forget all other existence except these cookies; nothing else exists for you except for them and their incredible flavor. Congratulations; you are the modern equivalent to Odysseus' men on the Island of the Lotus-Eaters.

    I wish to find a simple, foolproof way that I can learn Kanji.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  18. - Top - End - #588
    Orc in the Playground
     
    TinyMushroom's Avatar

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    The genie composes for you a simple, one-step plan:
    1. Dedicate many hours to studying Kanji



    I wish that I could turn the diamonds on playing cards into real diamonds.
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  19. - Top - End - #589
    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    You gain the ability to do so, and your use of it causes EVERY card diamond to turn into a real one, leaving you to only watch as inflation destroys their value.

    I wish that my cupcake became a cake.

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