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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Here you go. 10,000 bananas, no strings attached. And an orange spiked directly into your brainstem.

    I wish for good credit.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You get good credit on Mars. Sadly, no-one on Earth cares about your high Martian credit score.

    I wish for something unambiguously positive to happen.

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    All electrons are erased from existence.

    I wish I could teleport into any world, real or imaginary.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You can now teleport directly into the center of any world. Hope you like being crushed.

    I wish to be able to peel worlds like onions.

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    Turns out, most worlds are like ogres. As in, they squish your eyes into jelly when you try to peel them. (Actually, it's quite good on toast.)

    I wish to create a utopia.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You create a utopia, but it's located in the center of a black hole.

    I wish to move said utopia onto Earth

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    Yup, the utopia moved. Together with the black hole.

    I wish black holes vomited out utopias on regular basis.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    That sounds fine and dandy, but all that matter going in the wrong direction makes a a lot of disturbing light rays and gamma ray bursts. Your wish creates so much noise on a cosmic level that it wakes up Azathoth and then reality ends.

    I wish I could recreate reality.

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    Granted! You make the reality of 2020.

    I wish for some ice.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    *Tosses a glacier at you from orbit*

    Given all this ice around here, I wish for a refreshing virgin strawberry daiquiri.

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    One virgin-strawberry daiquiri. Only the freshest virgins were used. Had to use mostly male virgins, too. Sorry for that.

    I wish for English breakfast.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get a pig in a top hat and monocle. You're hungry, but you're too fascinated with what your bacon is saying to you to eat it.

    I wish for a cannon.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    A canon you say? This music box plays Pachobel's Canon in D constantly. It can't be shut off.

    I wish for a delicious slice of chocolate cake.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    I'm not a humanoid. Come not be one too.
    Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!

    You may use whatever pronouns you like when referring to me.

    CPW, next time THINK before you post something stupid!

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    Here you go! The cocoa and sugar were both farmed using slave labor. Welp, enjoy!

    I wish for something to trade to Ironsmith for that music box because it honestly sounds rad.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Hmm, what to trade for something rad, but something that generates rads. Here's a supercritical amount of plutonium.

    I wish for some sunscreen that is strong enough to protect me from a nuclear blast.

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    Granted. Your hometown was evacuated and used as one of several testing sites for the development of the anti-nuclear-blast sunscreen.

    I wish for a pogo stick.

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    Granted! I replaced one of your forearms with it so you won't lose it!

    I wish for the sun to go out for exactly one hour.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Yondalla.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    All the energy that the sun was going to output over that hour is stored up and released in a burst at the end of that hour. The resulting solar storm is powerful enough to strip the Earth's atmosphere and irradiate our soon to be barren rock. The end times are nigh!

    I wish for a giant solar umbrella that I can open to protect us from impending doom, and close to let the sunlight back in once the sun's tantrum is over.

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    Okay. Building something that big takes a few years, though. Get back to me in a decade.

    I wish to replenish out atmosphere so the solar storm doesn't kill us.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    No problem. I've diverted a whole bunch of ice asteroids. The water will split in hydrogen and oxygen upon impact and there's bound to have some nitrogen pockets for that as well.

    I wish not to have any asteroid impacts on earth ever again.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Ok, let's just ensure there are no more asteroids in the Milky Way Galaxy. Also no more planet Earth, just to make sure.

    I wish for planet Earth to come back again.

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    Granted! With no asteroids or meteors around, it is now full of dinosaurs.

    I wish we could live peacefully with the dinosaurs?
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Yondalla.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish we could live peacefully with the dinosaurs?
    Granted. We establish peace with the dinosaurs, but with world peace we have no more need for any weapons or armed militia. Earth gets ride of all martial concepts and practices which means aliens easily take us over and enslave us.

    I don't wish to get along with the aliens, but rather to have the aliens place me in a position of power where I can have some dinosaur slaves and live like a hedonistic slob.

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    As it turns out, raptor fodder live pretty cushy lives before their big day.

    I wish to dominate the aliens.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    *insert sci-fi fable where you make moral compromises for power until you're no better than they were*

    I wish for my soul back.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Yondalla.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You get run over by the soul train.

    I wish for some night life and to boogie.

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    One disco-themed vampire, coming up!

    I wish for voluntary shapeshifting abilities.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    You can now shapeshift, but onnly while working for charity.

    I wish Shahrazad was legal in Magic the Gathering's vintage format.

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    Shahrazad becomes legal and unrestricted. The dominant meta in Vintage somehow becomes a deck in which Shahrazad is paired with Panoptic Mirror for infinitely-recursive sub-games that never end. Tournament rules are changed so that conceding is no longer allowed, and you must play through to the end of the game.

    I wish for Magic: the Gathering to reprint the entire Reserve list in large enough quantities that any player can acquire as many tournament-legal copies of the cards on it as they desire, at an easily affordable price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    Shahrazad becomes legal and unrestricted. The dominant meta in Vintage somehow becomes a deck in which Shahrazad is paired with Panoptic Mirror for infinitely-recursive sub-games that never end. Tournament rules are changed so that conceding is no longer allowed, and you must play through to the end of the game.

    I wish for Magic: the Gathering to reprint the entire Reserve list in large enough quantities that any player can acquire as many tournament-legal copies of the cards on it as they desire, at an easily affordable price.
    Alright, I used up all the matter in the universe to make these copies. I hope you're satisfied.

    I wish for a new universe where this doesn't happen.

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    A sentence is sarcastic IFF there is a /s at the end.

    See edits on almost all of my messages? It's because I'm a perfectionist and find flaws with what I'm saying after I've submitted my post.

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