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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    Here you go, an empty box of crackers.


    I wish Outsider's box was filled up.

  2. - Top - End - #992
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    It's full of air.

    I wish to fill the box with a fluid heavier than air, or a solid.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

  3. - Top - End - #993
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    It's filled with both--specifically, solid lead and liquid mercury. And heavy metals do tend to be toxic. What a nice thing to give.☠

    I wish to give Outsider immunity to lead and mercury poisoning.
    It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.

    ~*~ Vincent Price


    The little sweeties in my userpic are Sage and Nutmeg.

  4. - Top - End - #994
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    BarbarianGuy

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    Outsider is now a vampire, vulnerable only to wooden stakes and garlic.


    I wish for a carton of blood so that Outsider doesn't try to feed on me.

  5. - Top - End - #995
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    You find the effect is something like covering yourself in honey so bears don't eat you.

    I wish to become the undisputable lord of the dance.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

  6. - Top - End - #996
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    I smear blood all over your arms and legs. Now you're busy twitching your arms and legs out of the way of Outsider's fangs, making up some dance moves no one's ever seen before.


    I wish to become a vampire too.

  7. - Top - End - #997
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    No problem. You have been bitten by Edward Cullen. Uou have few minutes before you start to sparkle.

    I wish for Ironsmith to be able to defeat Michael Flatley through the power of clog dancing.
    Last edited by lacco36; 2020-09-10 at 04:15 AM.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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  8. - Top - End - #998
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Granted, but you live in the apartment below them.

    I wish for those punk kids to knock off all that clog dancing racket!

  9. - Top - End - #999
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    You discover that it was all a setup to use your likeness in an awful insurance commercial. Once they interview you and get the footage they need, the clogging does stop, but at what cost?

    I wish to be less sweaty.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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  10. - Top - End - #1000
    Ogre in the Playground
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    The left side of your face ceases to sweat. You also find that your left upper eyelid droops, your left pupil constricts, and your left eyeball sinks into your face. Congratulations, you have Horner's syndrome! You're worried you might be having a stroke, and that's not a bad guess, but actually your personal case of Horner's is courtesy of a Pancoast tumour in the upper part of your lung. Aren't you lucky? If the wish had given you a case of full body anhidrosis [inability to sweat], you'd probably be overheating and dying right now.

    I wish for a peaceful raprochement between North and South Korea.

  11. - Top - End - #1001
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    News Today! Against all odds, North and South Korea have come together to declare war on Japan. Good thing neither of them are nuclear superpowers... oh wait.

    I wish for some freaking saltines.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Dude! Like, these saltines are freaking me out man!

    I wish for more Cheech and Chong movies.

  13. - Top - End - #1003
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    All movies released for the next year are now Cheech and Chong movies. Everyone gets thoroughly sick of the overload and loses all joy in them, yourself included.

    I wish I was a movie star!

  14. - Top - End - #1004
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    VHS footage of your baby self in a cardboard star costume finds its way into Cheech/Chong 12: The Cheechongening 4: I Guess It's Halloween In This One.

    I wish for some regular saltine crackers!
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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  15. - Top - End - #1005
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    Flumph

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    You're given an impenetrable adamantine box which, you're assured, contains only the most regular of saltines.

    I wish I could stop freaking out about this whole situation.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


  16. - Top - End - #1006
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    This lobotomy should take care of that.

    I wish for a penny.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

  17. - Top - End - #1007
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    Your right thumbnail transforms into a penny. It would be a bit painful to spend it, but maybe it'll give you luck?

    I wish I was better at coming up with wishes

  18. - Top - End - #1008
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    Following a successful petition for credit in the movie that used your baby likeness, you are recruited to help design and debug a wish-granting mechanic in their hit spin-off video game's newest expansion, .cheech//Chong: #g3_n13. You are constantly harassed and forced to work unpaid overtime, but you do learn a lot about different kinds of wishes.

    I wish to play paddyfool's game when it comes out.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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  19. - Top - End - #1009
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    Granted. The game offers you a variety of strange childhood-marijuana content, replete with existential crises and early life trauma. But it carries none of the light-hearted Cheech and Chong themes that you seem to crave; the zaniness of those characters' adventures is turned on its head in a whirlpool of lostness, truthlessness, and moral relativity.


    I wish that smuchmuch would stir from their bee-buzzedly slumbering French countryside estate to grace me with a brief, fleeting kiss.

  20. - Top - End - #1010
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    And the bees followed. The swarms of bees. The sky darkening swarms of an unfathomable number of bees followed. As you are left gibbering by the Lovecraftian number of bees descending on you, France's agriculture industry stumbles and falls as there are no pollinators left worthy of the job. The global apricot market crashes. Chaos and a lack of treats reigns supreme.

    I wish for some locally sourced honey.

  21. - Top - End - #1011
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    Bees in your bed!

    I was about to wish to know what constitutes a, "Lovecraftian Number," but coward that I am, I decided to try looking it up with Google instead. Apparently, it's approximately the number of eyes a Ruff style transfer draws on a picture in an attempt to make it look like a screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants.

    ...

    I wish that Google and Wikipedia were more reliable sources.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2020-09-17 at 09:43 PM.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    They become the only reliable sources of information on Earth. So much so that they simply quote each other ad infinitum.

    I wish Pinterest had more respect for AdBlock Plus.
    It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.

    ~*~ Vincent Price


    The little sweeties in my userpic are Sage and Nutmeg.

  23. - Top - End - #1013
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    AdBlock Plus now blocks everything perfectly and there are no more adds on Pinterest. Half a year later they have to pull the plug as they are now broke due to no add revenue.

    I wish to invent a faster than light engine.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  24. - Top - End - #1014
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    You receive a complete patent form to file for a FTL engine. Unfortunately, it depends on Unobtainium, Kryptonite and Vibranium for various key parts, psychic powers for navigation, and atomic-level precision in manufacturing. It should theoretically work if correctly constructed with all of the correct materials, however.

    I wish for a working model of this FTL engine.
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2020-09-20 at 08:08 AM.

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    Flumph

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    Congratulations, you have a working model. Without proper maintenance, the various unstable elements that comprise the engine will collapse in a way that will make Chernobyl look like a baking soda volcano. You do know how to maintain it, right?

    I wish for a method of curing radiation poisoning.
    Last edited by The Outsider; 2020-09-20 at 11:00 AM.

  26. - Top - End - #1016
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    One *blam* to remove cancerous cells, one *blam* to transplant bone marrow, and one more *BIG BLAM* to basically replace your entire intestinal lining.

    ...I wish I administered some anesthetic before doing all of that.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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  27. - Top - End - #1017
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    One *blam* hit of anaesthetic, right to the portion of the brain that registers pain. Works like a charm!

    I wish I hadn't accidentally spilled a small portion of Pepsi on my laptop trackpad...wish me luck...😓
    It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.

    ~*~ Vincent Price


    The little sweeties in my userpic are Sage and Nutmeg.

  28. - Top - End - #1018
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    Granted but hamsters with screwdrivers have stolen your laptop's hard drive.

    I wish for a hamster engineer.

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    A single human specimen that engineers hamsters provided.

    I wish for refunds on all corrupted wishes. For everyone.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Currently recruiting for Brűtāl Racing, postapocalyptic semi-comedic cannonball run across the Europe in worst cars you can imagine. Sign up and get ready to burn.
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  30. - Top - End - #1020
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    Here's $0.00 for everyone. The wishes were free, and words are cheap.

    I wish to be paid a non-trivial monetary amount per word.

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