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    Wish granted! Instead you need only resort to utter absurdity. No rigmarole required.

    I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You didn't kill the fish. Also, you didn't kill all the fish it would eventually have spawned, and all the fish those fish would have spawned. In short, your life is filled with fish.

    I wish to visit an aquarium.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

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    While at the aquarium, you fall into the shark tank during feeding time.


    I wish to report this tragedy on the evening news.
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    Right in the middle of the big game. Lynching ensues.

    I wish to bring popcorn.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

  5. - Top - End - #395
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I wish to bring popcorn.
    You'll be bringing popcorn everywhere you go now because your limbs are made of popcorn. Good luck out running hungry people.

    I wish I had supreme power over popcorn.

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    The popcorn cowers and prostrates itself before you. Elsewhere, moviegoers can hear their snacks whispering of you, wondering whether you be a god or a tyrant. A rumor circulates that the true test of your leadership is soon forthcoming. Are you prepared?

    I wish to identify the chosen champion of Pizza.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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  7. - Top - End - #397
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish to identify the chosen champion of Pizza.
    You find the champion of Pizza said to bring balance to the cheese. You find him on a desert planet - a young, slave boy named "Anne." You train the child, but he eventually turns to the dark side.

    I wish to to train the son of this fallen pizza knight.

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    Said callow youth bleeds out after losing his hand in a sword fight with his father.

    I wish to build a galactic empire, full of cyborgs under my command!
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    The obligatory evil chancellor surprises you by stabbing you in the back, and taking over.

    I'd like a year's supply of seaweed.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    A large tsunami sweeps over the coastline where you live, depositing loads of seaweed from the deeper parts of the ocean.

    I wish to clean up after the tsunami.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  11. - Top - End - #401
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    The dirt and wreckage are all washed away by another tsunami.

    I wish to clear the radiation from Chernobyl.
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    ...and deposit it in your front yard! So generous of you.

    I wish to no longer get natural 1s.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Instead you get unnatural ones, which glow a blood red and whisper evil things in your ear.

    I wish for a can of seltzer.
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    You get the can of seltzer, which proceeds to spray you in the face just like in a black-and-white comedy.

    I wish to bring back vaudeville.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    You create a website dedicated to assembling curated sets of preexisting online videos into hour-long sequences following a variety show format. It's somehow successful. I shouldn't have to tell you how unsatisfying this is.

    I wish to undo global warming.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    No problem. I'll just stop the earth from turning. Now it's not global warming anymore, since half of the planet is essentially frozen solid.

    I wish to invent warp drive.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Great, but someone else gets the patent and you never see it in action.

    I wish for popcorn.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Granted! The popcorn keeps asking you about Magic_Hat for some reason, and whether they ever defeated someone named Anne.

    I wish for an answer to the popcorn's pleas.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    You answer the popcorn. But now you can only ever talk to popcorn. Talking to your fellow humans results only in gibberish that sounds like popcorn popping. Only the popcorn can understand you.

    I wish to be able to act as interpreter between Dr.Gunsforhands and the rest of the human population.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
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    Well, you can, but you now perpetually smell like the most delicious bucket of corn ever popped. Debatably-involuntary (auto)cannibalism is imminent.

    I wish to reboot the universe in safe mode.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    *shutting down in 1 seconds....
    *rebooting.....
    *starting up.....
    *Universal Paperclips is installing updates, 20% complete....
    Please do not turn off your universe
    *Universal Paperclips is installing updates, 70% complete....
    Please do not turn off your universe
    *Universal Paperclips is installing updates, 100% complete....
    Please do not turn off your universe
    *Universal Paperclips is installing updates, 100% complete....
    Please do not turn off your universe
    *Something went wrong
    *Diagnosing....
    *Your physics system is critically buggy
    *Known bugs include inexactness of position and momentum
    *Running your universe in this mode is not recommended and may cause loss of all *data
    *Please reinstall the physics system to continue booting your universe
    *Powering off.....
    *
    *
    *


    I wish to reinstall the correct physics system and get the universe working again.
    Last edited by Caerulea; 2019-03-30 at 10:52 PM. Reason: Font changed.
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    The reinstall is successful. But you have inadvertently introduced a virus into the system. The universe now must be debugged.

    I wish to debug the universe.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    The unfortunate infestation of insects has now been removed from the universe. Luckily, as it is still powered off we have time to fix the ecosystems on earth.

    I wish to stabilise earths ecosystems in a way that leaves them conducive to human civilisation.
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    Granted! We strip everything out and reintroduce elements using the recommended bootstrap method. The result is... something of a bare-bones, rocky planet, populated mostly by algae, shrimp and weird grass. Oh, and humans, once you load in that one module from backup. Most of our save data from before the reset is gone or useless as a result, but on a technical level it should be a paradise.

    I wish to make a Wish Thread Canon Compendium to keep track of our world-shattering shenanigans.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Sure! Just one question... is that "canon" with two ns, or...?

    *it's raining cannonballs, hallelujah*

    I wish to not go extinct.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You, personally survive. Nearly every one else does not.


    I wish to restore the universe from the last stable backup.
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    Sure thing. Fair warning though, the last stable backup does not have you in it.


    I wish to add... Well, actually I wish to remember who the heck I was trying to talk about. It's almost like they never existed.
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    you remember that person and everything they've done, everything about them, etc. the rush of information causes your brain to shut down.
    i wish to have the powers of a 21st level sorcerer from D&D. (a minmaxed one, of course)
    My philosophies: "That's a problem for future me!" and "Darn it, past me!"

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    wanting to know everything is a blessing and a curse
    mostly just a curse

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    The power was inside you all along.
    It turns out the Earth is inside a giant Antimagic Field though, sorry.

    I wish for everyone in the media to forget about the day/night cycle.
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    'Tis the time's plague, when madmen lead the blind.
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    There is a brief moment of panic, and then they google what is happening and the issue is resolved before it makes it to the news.

    I wish to exist.
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