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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    No problem. You know have your own pet whale shark.

    I wish for a kitten.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  2. - Top - End - #572
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    Imp

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    Granted! Your feral tiger kitten loves the way you smell.....

    I wish for a tasty poisonous apple.
    This is a boring signature.
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  3. - Top - End - #573
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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Granted! It's so tasty you can't help having a little bite yourself...

    I wish to be able to see into the future.

  4. - Top - End - #574
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    You see a vision of yourself, disappointed that you didn't make a better wish.

    I wish for a nice, hot bath with lots of soap and a cute rubber ducky.
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  5. - Top - End - #575
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    DruidGirl

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    You're in a nice, hot bubble bath...but you're a sentient rubber ducky. And it's bathtime for a super-ugly ogre...

    I wish I could put all of us on the Nice list for Christmas every year.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  6. - Top - End - #576
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    PaladinGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Granted. Everybody is on the nice list for this year. Christmas is over this year.

    I wish for a genie that wouldn’t corrupt wishes.

  7. - Top - End - #577
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    Caerulea's Avatar

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    You are now a genie, bound to do exactly what people wish for.

    I'd like to be much more intelligent.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not a humanoid. Come not be one too.

  8. - Top - End - #578
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Granted! Your newfound intelligence is specialized for analyzing erotic fan fiction and the Prager video library.

    I wish for an inhabitable undersea base!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  9. - Top - End - #579
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    You can inhabit it just fine. In fact, you start right this second inhabiting it. However, there seems to be no exit, no internet connection, and you didn't even get to tell anyone where you are in the first place.

    I wish humans were nicer to each other.
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  10. - Top - End - #580
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Everyone becomes very nice to each other. Soon the world will die due to overpopulation.

    I wish to have an FLT drive so we can bring our people to other worlds.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  11. - Top - End - #581
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    I'm glad that you specified something more definite than that generic, 'faster than light,' buzzword. You clearly have a more refined taste in interstellar speed running! Here is your new vehicle, specially designed to exploit the universe's Funky Left Turn glitch.

    I wish for some life goals!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  12. - Top - End - #582
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    Samba Mentality's Avatar

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    You not only get, but are destined to achieve the life goals of someday living under a bridge and losing everything you own!

    I wish for the weekend to come faster.


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

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  13. - Top - End - #583
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    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Zzzzzzzzip! Well, there go the next eight weekends.

    I wish to own a cookie factory.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  14. - Top - End - #584
    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Granted!

    Shortly after, having learned of your acquiring a cookie factory, the Cookie Monster declares war on you.

    I wish seahorses were actual horses.
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  15. - Top - End - #585
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    They drown!

    I wish to share these cookies with everyone!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  16. - Top - End - #586
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    BlueWizardGirl

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    You turn everyone to the Dark Side. The world dissolves into chaos as every single person tries to seize power for themselves.

    I wish for cookies which are not poisonous, taste nice and don’t turn the eater to the Dark Side.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 3 (as evil mutant, town and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 0... so far...

    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

  17. - Top - End - #587
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    DruidGirl

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    The cookies you eat are exactly what you wished them to be. In point of fact, they are so marvelously delicious that you soon forget all other existence except these cookies; nothing else exists for you except for them and their incredible flavor. Congratulations; you are the modern equivalent to Odysseus' men on the Island of the Lotus-Eaters.

    I wish to find a simple, foolproof way that I can learn Kanji.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
    Music lives Forever

  18. - Top - End - #588
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    The genie composes for you a simple, one-step plan:
    1. Dedicate many hours to studying Kanji



    I wish that I could turn the diamonds on playing cards into real diamonds.
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  19. - Top - End - #589
    Pixie in the Playground
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    You gain the ability to do so, and your use of it causes EVERY card diamond to turn into a real one, leaving you to only watch as inflation destroys their value.

    I wish that my cupcake became a cake.

  20. - Top - End - #590
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Assorted bannas, muffins, cupcakes, sauces, soups, stews, and pastries, ice creams, sorbets, pears, berries, and sugar appear from no where and join with your cupcake leading to a cake-shaped pile of food.

    I'd like more time.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not a humanoid. Come not be one too.

  21. - Top - End - #591
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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish II

    Congratulations, you now have more time. Infinite time, in fact, because I just paused the rest of the world so no-one can do anything except you. Good luck reversing it.

    I wish to always have the perfect item for any situation.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 3 (as evil mutant, town and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 0... so far...

    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

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    You now have the perfect item for any situation. But, given that you've just paused time for everyone except Caerulea, good luck using it.

    I wish to unpause time for the rest of us.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


    The little sweeties in my userpic are Sage and Nutmeg.

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    You unpause time for the rest of us but unfortunately it happens 1000 years from now after Caerulea has gone insane and destroyed the planet

    I wish that we can find a new planet to live on

  24. - Top - End - #594
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Sure, no problem. I've found the perfect planet for you, only 250 lightyears from Earth. Go there... well, you didn't say anything about going there, only about finding one.

    I wish for a workable way to get to this new planet.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Well, since I do have the perfect item for every situation... behold, one faster-than-light spaceship big enough to fit a mouse!


    ... what? You never said you wanted a workable way for *you* to get to the new planet.

    I wish to travel back in time to stop myself from pausing time so the planet isn’t destroyed.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 3 (as evil mutant, town and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 0... so far...

    Number of deaths: 0... so far... to anyone with a nightkill, don't break my streak

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    You're back in time! In antarctic, with 60 minutes to find yourself. 60.... 59..... 58..... 57.....


    I would like not to be insane.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    You are no longer insane... Unfortunately everybody else has gone insane now and you,
    being the only sane person are thought to be insane still

    I wish that all of us could not be insane

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    Oh, okay! Thanks for that! We genies can't usually get away with destroying humanity's free will all at once.

    I wish for a more detailed description of the limits on what wishes can and can't be granted.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  29. - Top - End - #599
    Pixie in the Playground
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    Granted. The most rules-lawyer genie teleports you into a library filled with tomes of regulations on wishes. It's all obnoxious contract language; it's like Asmodeus had a field day with End User License Agreements. None of the books can be checked out. The genie hands you a quill, inkpot, and parchment, smiles, and wishes you good luck in copying all the rules.

    I wish for an end to my writer's block.

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    BlackDragon

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    You’re writer’s block is over, but you’re now dyslexic.


    I wish for TPBM to have a good day.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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