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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    You get a mix of every ingredient except for those that are normally found in cakes. That includes brussels sprouts, salmon, hot pepper, sawdust, teaspoons, living squirrels and some antimatter. You are not brave enough to try how it tastes.

    I wish to exist again.

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    You exist in every stretch of time that can possibly exist, and in every possible form, right down to subatomic particles. You are the only thing that exists. You are existence itself.

    I wish to take my party-favor arm-cannon and become a new Mega Man-type robot.

    (Side note: My birthday rocked, so thanks to whoever wished me a good one!)
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    Granted! You proceed to get stuck on the first boss.

    I wish for a chinchilla!
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    Granted you now have a device that extracts nitrogen from the air and turns it liquid on your chest that constantly sprays the liquid on your chin, it has the word Chin-Chilla (tm) on it.

    I wish that Covid-19 was cured by tick bites, because everyone knows Corona gets totally better with Lyme.

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    Granted! People hear that coronavirus can be cured by tick bites, and begin to succumb rapidly to a massive Lyme disease outbreak. Everyone knows that Corona is better with Lyme, but Lyme alone is no fun.

    I wish for my local radio station to take a request from me.


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    The radio station takes your request. Unfortunately, they misunderstand, and think you've requested the following, by Shari Lewis:

    This is the song that doesn't end
    Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
    Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
    And they'll continue singing it forever, just because
    This is the song that doesn't end
    Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
    Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
    And they'll continue singing it forever, just because
    This is the song that doesn't end
    Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
    Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
    And they'll continue singing it forever, just because
    This is the song that doesn't end
    Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
    Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
    And they'll continue singing it forever, just because...


    I wish for the song to end!
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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  7. - Top - End - #637
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    Alas, that is beyond even my power now.

    I wish food packaged to go tasted as good as food served in the restaurant.
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    Your food is delicious but it comes loaded with bacteria so you now have lots of microscopic friends.

    I wish for an antibiotic that's safe for humans and that bacteria can't develop resistance to.

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    No problem! It kills absolutely every single bacteria in your body. Including the essential ones, in your gut and other places.

    I'd like a cheap effective antiviral medicine.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    I'm not a humanoid. Come not be one too.

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    The Internet Marketing Association sues you for millions in lost revenue.

    I wish "covidity" were a word.
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    It'll be a wild ride, and I can't wait to see all the twists and turns, but we'll be fine.

    This is gonna be great.

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    "Covidity" covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity.

    (Translation: "'Covidity' is now the only word in any language anywhere in the world.")

    Covidity covidity covidity covidity covidity.

    (Translation: "I wish for more words.")
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    You получаете كثير 言葉 itibaren багатьох diferente ଭାଷା. Мутаассифона, niemand سمجھتا ہے אַתָה, אַת.
    [You get many different words from many different languages. Unfortunately, no one understands you.]

    Ich wish עקבי wika.
    [I wish for a consistent language.]

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    一貫性のある言語があります。 しかし、それは日本語です。^.^

    私は日本語に堪能になりたいです。
    Last edited by Cyberiad_Queen; 2020-03-21 at 04:12 AM. Reason: The translator site gave me the wrong Kanji for "Japanese"; it gave me "Nihonjin", instead of "Nihongo".
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    You are now! Unfortunately, by the time you've finally learned it, Japanese went extinct, and no one speaks it.

    I wish to be able to fully understand any human language.

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    You can! Unfortunately five minutes later the Earth is invaded by aliens who take over and ban the speaking of all human languages.

    I wish to organise an anti-alien revolution.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 5 (as town, wolf, evil mutant, town again and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 1 (as survivor)

    Number of deaths: 2 ( horribly murdered by Valmark, Xihirli and Lord Athos for no particular reason night one; killed night two for being the Seer) and now I have to get rid of all my lovely white text. Damn you, wolves!

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    Your anti-alien revolution is successful, after it's motivated by the very gruesome and painful execution of its leader: Snowblaze.

    I'd like to reinstate alien control of earth.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    Granted! Having learned their lesson from last time, they control everything from the shadows. They don't cause more harm than we can tolerate. Nobody ever finds out. It's kind of a letdown, really.

    I wish for a space laser.
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    You get a giant laser pointer! Mind the planet-sized space cats, they do get hungry...

    I wish for my own spaceship.

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    Congratulations, you now have a spaceship! Just a pity it's filled with death traps... and it's designed for methane-breathing organisms... oh yeah, did I mention that the previous owner is wanted for treason in ten different galaxies?

    Now I'm dead (thanks a lot, Caerulea) I wish to become a ghost and haunt this thread.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

    Werewolf games won: 5 (as town, wolf, evil mutant, town again and Russian spy. Don't ask.)

    Werewolf games lost: 1 (as survivor)

    Number of deaths: 2 ( horribly murdered by Valmark, Xihirli and Lord Athos for no particular reason night one; killed night two for being the Seer) and now I have to get rid of all my lovely white text. Damn you, wolves!

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    At first it goes okay. You float around changing a few words there, spooking people here, and death is okay.

    Then the 50 page limit is reached. A new thread is started. You're still here.

    Time passes. Soon, this thread is abandoned. A scarce few travel here, posting nothing.

    More time passes. You've read each post hundreds of times, wanting something, anything, to change. But it never does. The thread is as dead as you are.



    I'd like to exorcise the ghost of Snowblaze from the thread.
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    The thread spins its head and vomits all over you, then Snowblaze is alive again. She promptly resumes haunting the thread again as a non-ghost human. Victory?

    I wish for free housing for refugees.
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    Granted, but only if they assist me in my plans for world domination.

    I wish I could recruit Dr. Gunsforhands to supervise my bionic augmentation program where we replace the arms of subjects with firearms such as shotguns, gatling guns, and rocket launchers.

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    Dr.Gunsforhands is ready, willing, and able to equip you with an entire legion of Cybermen. But you're the prototype.

    I wish to defeat bug_sniper's Cyberlegion.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    Congratulations! You killed the homeless war refugees!

    I wish life were more like Animal Crossing.
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    I wish life were less like animal crossing.
    Last edited by Samba Mentality; 2020-03-25 at 04:13 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba Mentality View Post
    I wish life were less like animal crossing.
    Selling food, insects, fossils, furniture, and/or fish becomes almost pointless, as you can not make any money from selling them. In fact, the species related to those fish, insects, fossils, and food, as well as the animals that take on the villager roles in the game, no longer exist. Towns suddenly start setting up their own extremely strict policies when it comes to actually being able to visit, effectively quarantining everyone within their own town. Any remaining lenient land-lords and storeowners quickly disappear, go out of business, or become a much harsher person than they were before. All mayors stop caring about their jobs and their municipalities. People in general stop singing and making music, and become more emotionless than the Gyroids from the very game you wanted to get away from. But unlike in Animal Crossing, where something similar only happens to people if they reset while in another player's town, there is no resetting the mistake you made. Well, not without the consequences a wish to restore the world may bring...

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    It's Passover.

    I wish for a cooler apocalypse.

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    Air conditioners, fans, and water coolers all over the planet rise and crush humanity without mercy.

    I wish to postpone the inevitable.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    The inevitable shall be delayed by another hour. Use it wisely.

    I'd like to be a human.
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    You turn into a human! ...wait, that's what humans look like? What does that make the rest of us, then?

    I wish to know my true identity!
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