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    Sure. In this one, CCGs were never invented. And the Nazi's won WWII as well.

    I wish that I could change my hair to any shade of colour and length I wanted whenever I wanted.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    The power to grow out your hair or cut it short and to dye it was with you all along!

    I wish to be compelling.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    The power to grow out your hair or cut it short and to dye it was with you all along!

    I wish to be compelling.
    You compel all the asteroids in the solar system to land on you.

    I wish for free pudding.
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    Ever read or seen Matilda? You are transformed into a schoolkid facing a similar challenge to Bruce Bogtrotter, only with pudding rather than cake.

    I wish I could fly.

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    It's your lucky day! I happen to have a trebuchet left over from the last time someone wished for that. Have fun!

    I wish for something soft to land on.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You land on a pair of flumphs, who are mighty sick of people landing on them and have hired a gang of thugs to attack anyone who lands on them.

    I wish all landlords were attentive to tenants' needs and solved problems immediately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    You land a pair of flumphs, who are mighty sick of people landing on them and have hired a gang of thugs to attack anyone who lands on them.

    I wish all landlords were attentive to tenants' needs and solved problems immediately.
    Granted, but now there are no landlords.

    I wish for a glass of fresh water.

    Also, may I use that in my signature?
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    Granted! It has a freshwater fish living in it, so you know for sure I got it right.

    I wish for a loaf of fresh bread.
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    Fresh from the hands of orphans, who are now going to grow up to be the chosen ones. Give it a few years and they will be back to avenge their loss (of bread).

    I wish for samosas and mimosas.

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    Granted, but they were contaminated and you get an infection through your mucosas leading to bleeding in your serosas.

    I wish for evidence that intermediate-mass black holes exist.

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    The evidence is here, right in the middle of your left hand! An intermediate-mass black hole...!... wait, where is he? And whyyyy isssssss thhhhhheeeeee tiiiiiimmmeeeeeeeee soooooooo....

    I wish for I could eat pineapple without projectile vomiting.
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    Projectile diarrhea it is then!

    I wish that I could eat dairy products without explosive diarrhea.

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    I'm sure you'll find this extreme constipation to be much more enjoyable.

    I wish to end the poop-related wishes.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironsmith View Post
    I wish to end the poop-related wishes.
    Granted, but now everyone wishes for Ironsmith to get punched in the face...so you get punched in the face.

    I wish I don't get punched in the face.

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    You get kicked in the face.

    I wish for a good quality faceshield.

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    You get a great one. Steel, wood. Viking-style. Implanted. Sadly, they have to remove the face to fit it correctly.

    I wish people were more like vikings from ye-olde-days.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Granted! A lot more men wear bobs now. Also someone brutally kills you so they can legally date your mom. Don't worry; she's into it.

    I wish for a secret base.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish for a secret base.
    Well, you never specified what kind of "base," so instead of a cool place of operation, you get a chemical base, and in terms of it being secret, its location will forever be a secret to you.

    I wish I knew where Dr.Gunforhands's secret base was...so I could get it! :P

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    Here, I'll teleport you straight to it! That last wish produced a whole underground reservoir of the stuff, completely sealed off from the outside world.

    I wish to identify this mysterious salt that just popped up.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    It's NaCl. The corruption is that you feel really stupid for not getting it sooner.

    I wish for an obvious acid?
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    Granted! You vomit all over the place, bringing up plenty of HCl from your stomach.

    I wish for Dr GunsForHands to feel better.

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    Well, he feels better, but he isn't, so the vomit is now coming as a surprise when it happens.

    I wish for a box of kittens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    I wish for a box of kittens.
    Okay, but you never specified the size of the box. The dimensions are 100' by 100' by 100' and the box is filled to the top with kittens. Have fun taking care of and feeding your tens of thousands of kittens.

    I wish I could make a show about Gravitron5000 and their near infinite kittens.

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    Granted! It's a scientific documentary about how most of them got squished and suffocated in the box before spontaneously combusting.

    I wish for something cold to drink.
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    No problem. Here's some liquid nitrogen. I can guarantee it's cold.

    I wish to have a real, working Millenium Falcon.
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    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Granted, you receive it via express delivery as it crashes into your house on exiting hyperspeed. The resulting conflagration is quite impressive, although you don't remember much about it after some people in black suits show you a flashy thing and cart away the debris.

    I wish for a working example of the MiB's mindwiping flashing light doohickey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    I wish for a working example of the MiB's mindwiping flashing light doohickey.
    Granted! Unfortunately, you accidentally press the button when taking it out of the box and forget that you have it. Then while you're gathering your wits after having all your short-term memory erased, you accidentally put it away in a drawer somewhere and never find it again.

    I wish I could always remember where I put stuff.



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    Also, may I use that in my signature?
    Absolutely! My apologies for not seeing this sooner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    I wish I could always remember where I put stuff.
    Okay, but you no longer have the mental capacity to remember or do anything else. You can only sit and stare into the void without the cognitive functions to do anything else, but at least you know where your stuff is.

    I wish for a really tasty pretzel!

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