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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    I wish to try growing aprangles in space.
    You grow them in space so well it causes an evolutionary leap in aprangles causing them to become sentient and become the dominant species upon their return to earth.

    I wish the aprangles still allow us to make Simpsons reference so I for one can welcome out new aprangles overlords!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Granted! The aprangles develop a technology that Simpsonizes all non aprangles. Your life is now a never ending Simpsons reference!

    I wish I could do the Bartman as good as our aprangle overlords.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armonia13 View Post
    I wish I could do the Bartman as good as our aprangle overlords.
    Your Bartman is so good you become a global sensation and go on tours all across the world to packed, cheering stadiums.

    I roll to assassinate the aprangle supreme leader via hitting them with a chair while they're in the bathtub to thus end the reign of aprangles once and for all.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You hit the aprangle Supreme Leader so hard he is smushed into aprangle jelly, which splatters all over the place. Other aprangles nearby get it into their mouths and develop insatiable hunger for aprangle flesh. You are blamed for causing an outbreak of cannibalistic aprangles and are seized and put into jail by the Supreme Leader's lieutenants, who now vie for power.

    I wish for all he aprangles to eat each other.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Granted! All male aprangles now share in the insatiable appetite for aprangle flesh. Every bite only makes them want to eat more, until they are so driven by hunger that they even begin to eat themselves!

    I wish someone other than me had to clean up all the dead mutilated bodies and bones of the aprangles
    Last edited by Armonia13; 2020-12-18 at 09:22 PM.

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    They're still fruit, so they're easily composted. My lifetime appointment as chief of aprangle management shouldn't be too difficult.

    I wish for a new fruit to eat.
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    Flumph

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    Every single fruit that ever was, at least before the aprangle singularity, suddenly explodes into being around you. The weight is crushing, but some of it gets in your mouth so, technically, wish granted!

    I wish for a way to sort out and distribute this new fruit influx before it all rots.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Outsider View Post
    I wish for a way to sort out and distribute this new fruit influx before it all rots.
    You do it so well you create a successful business that generates billions each year based on your ability to sort and distribute this fruit and you create a monopoly and all must come to you to obtain this fruit.

    I wish for a new Banjo-Kazooie game that's good.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Granted! One was released two weeks ago, and everyone who has played it has agreed; it is so fun, so well designed, and so thought provoking, that it puts all other games to shame. Everyone, no matter their age or genre preference wants this new Banjo-Kazooie game. So much so that it has been backorder for years.

    I wish I could get a copy of this amazing Banjo-Kazooie game

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    You're the reason that copies are on back order for everyone else. One can only assume that you're building a house out of them.

    I wish for a frozen yogurt machine.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You're the reason that copies are on back order for everyone else. One can only assume that you're building a house out of them.

    I wish for a frozen yogurt machine.
    One of your guns for hands writhes and warps, and soon a large metal cylinder takes its final shape upon the gun. The purpose of the cylinder is to dispense Frozen Yogurt, and its capable of dispensing any flavor at velocities that would make a physicist blush, though it also has a gentle pour setting. After dispensing, a spoon is ejected from the top of the cylinder, with the perfect shape, size and texture for eating frozen yogurt. I suggest you start with the lemon tropical twist.

    I wish for a nice Hot Wheels track.
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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    That's yours now, and it's large enough to fit actual cars.

    I wish I wasn't so stressed

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    Flumph

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    No stress, you say? Voila! You are now permanently incapable of feeling stress or any other negative emotion ever again. What's more, you exude an aura from you in a 30 foot radius that dampens these emotions in others as well, ensuring that negative emotions never come anywhere near you. Have fun being a walking generator of sociopathy.

    I wish I had better control over my emotions.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You are now a Vulcan. Live long and prosper.

    I wish I could go scuba diving again.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    I wish I could go scuba diving again.
    The entire world is now flooded with water and you are the only one with an scuba tank with an infinite supply of oxygen.

    I wish Flash wasn't dying this month or ever!

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    Flash spreads like a virus and becomes irremovable. Its numerous unfixable security vulnerabilities ultimately leave all the world's computing power under one person's control. Yours.

    I wish I didn't push someone off of the swing that one time when I was little.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    That person becomes permanently unable to be moved by any force against her own free will. You also gain any momentum that she'd absorb this way, which totally gives you neato Shawn-esque powers!

    I wish to become a superhero!

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    You turn into 30ft. high letters of fire spelling "a superhero!".

    I wish to be extremely lucky in a positive way.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You simultaneously win every lottery in the world, bankrupting all the nations of the world and becoming the sole owner of all wealth and holder of all debt on Earth.

    I wish I could speed read.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    You become able to parse a document so fast that your brain is not able to process the information that your eyes convey, so whenever you finish a book you realize that you don't remember what the book was about.

    I wish it was Jan 1st 2020.

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    Granted! Hours accrue and midnights pass, but the date does not increment and the seasons refuse to change.

    I wish I could remember whether I did my present shopping correctly.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You're shopping right now, it seems to be going well enough. And you presently shop forever, and ever, and ever...

    I wish to break Guns out of the time loop!

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    Granted! All the time Guns spent shopping retroactively catches up with him, as he turns into an old guy, then a decrepit skeleton, then to dust in front of your eyes. The good side of this is that all the presents he shopped for in his eternity of shopping are now yours.

    I wish for a meerschaum pipe.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Granted, you get a super high quality pipe and tons of awesome tobacco to go with it. And than a certain old wizard and two midgets pops by and asks if you've seen their supply...

    I wish for a really great movie adaptation of The Similariton.

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    Man, I would wish for that too! And we are lucky, we get a truly magnificent rendition, divided in six episodes full of detail and perfectly recreating the atmosphere of the book. The movies are so good that the interest in Tolkien's work is rekindled to the point that Peter Jackson offers to write and direct a sequel to "Lord of the Rings", calling it "Lord of the Rings II: Lorder than Evah".
    And this time, Tom Bombadil will be part of the movie.

    I wish for a fish.

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    1 is none.
    2 is one.
    So you get two of every single fish to have ever lived.

    I wish I didn't have a birth defect.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    CPW, next time THINK before you post something stupid!

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    Your body is magically rejuvenated to its peak condition and beyond. In time, you find out that metabolic processes and cellular regeneration have reached maximum performance, meaning that essentially you have developed a prodigious healing factor and are functionally immortal. Time passes by and you see your dear friends and loves wither and die around you: you witness the death of civilization as we know it, the extinction of mankind and the slow but sure healing that Mother Earth is able to apply to itself. You get a bunch of very good centuries, enjoying a once-again pristine planet, untainted by the hand of man: Nature reclaims what once were the proud capitals of mankind, and all is quiet.
    You stop counting time. At one point, though, after uncounted millenia have passed, you notice that the sun has become progressively more warm and large. You don't really pay attention to it, busy noticing the innumerable ways Nature has adapted and evolved. The sun, however, IS becoming larger and hotter. While your body is fully capable of offsetting the radiation damage, living on Earth has started to become...harsh. Animals start dying, and oxygen levels start dropping. Plants disappear from the face of Earth, and yet you live on, through a cycle of painful deaths and rebirths, as your healing factor restores you to life even when you should be dead.
    Eventually, you notice that the sun has become huge. Life on Earth, apart from you, disappeared long ago, and you can just wait for the scorching embrace of the chromosphere as the sun engulfs Earth, before becoming a cold, dead star.
    You drift in space.
    Suddenly you remember, from the depths of your past, a page from Wikipedia ("Wow, remember the Internet? That was good!"), named Timeline of the Far Future. And you suddenly shudder.

    I wish for a sicilian cassata.
    Last edited by Cicciograna; 2021-01-02 at 11:32 PM.

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    Flumph

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    Wherever you go, everyone within a 5000-mile radius stops what they're doing and starts attempting to make you your pastry. Soon you are buried in them, and the onslaught doesn't show any signs of stopping anytime soon.

    I wish I was a 1337 h4x0r.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You successfully hack into every bank, launch all nuclear missiles, and cause everything electronic to play 'Never Gonna Give You Up' at the same time.

    I wish for sharks with lazor beams attached to their freakin' heads.

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    Granted! Due to their sheer awesomeness and their superior firepower, they prove a worthy opponent for the human race: they immediately wage war against the surface races and in short they subjugate the planet to their will.

    I wish for a death metal group composed by a harpy, a cockatrice, a (medieval) basilisk and a (classical) siren, called "Unstoppable Chicken Rage".
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