3.5 - Together, Let's give Neural Net Monsters monsters some stats

[daremetoidareyo]

Ok, We have a list of creatures that an AI neural net has derived after being fed the names of a number of DND monsters.

http://aiweirdness.com/post/17217072...s-generated-by

The list creatures includes
Spectral Slug
Owlborn
Cat, Stone
Vampire Bear: Template + Bear
Kick Spirit
Hatfright
Purple Bird
Wolf, Chromatic
Golem, Rain
Human, Crystal
Hound, Plant
Fish, Astro-
Wolfworm
Ogre, Space
Dog, Goblin
Serpent Shark
Mommy, Greater
Giant, Dunebat
Cloud of Chaos
Brain, Fire
Horse (Spider, Brain
Undead Lake Man, Fire
Walfablang
Fraithwarp, Giant
Fish, Sun of
Lycanthrope, Wereladoo (Ladoo [animal] + lycanthrope template)
Pat, Great, Space
Shadowstaffer
Spectral Woof Greepy
Jabberwont
Animal, Dome
Dwarf, Giant
Burglestar
Pigaloth
Beeple, Desert
Wendless Woll
Memeball
Marraganralleraith
Dragon, Death Seep
Dragon, Purple Fang
Dragon, Curple Lard
Dragon, Dead
Big Dragon
Will O’Dragon
Unicorn, Fumble
Unicorn, Bat
Unicorn, Black Willow
Unicorn, Sith Sheet
Man-Can
Barber
Beet
Skull
Feast, Stone
Peg, Brown
Kurt
Durp Snake
Golf
Vampire, Putter
Bung Dragon

Let's take this opportunity to take turns giving them stats. The first poster Gives a CR score, the next poster gives HD, etc. In the order of the following:

Name: Given in order

Contributor 1
CR:
Type (& subtype):
Creature Description:

Contributor 2
HD:
Size:
Standard array base ability scores: Str, Con, Dex, Int, Wis, Cha

Contributor 3
Senses: (blind sense, tremorsense, light sensitivity, etc)
Languages:
Alignment:
Speed and movement Types: (land, flying, burrow, swim, penalties in environments)

Contributor 4
Special actions:
Special action descriptions

Contributor 5
Special Qualities:
Special Quality descriptions

Contributor 6
Melee attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)
Ranged attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)

Contributor 7
Feats (1 +1 per 3 HD, +up to 2 bonus feats)
Skills: (racial bonuses & skills not offered by creature type)

Contributor 8
Bardic knowledge & Knowledge(s) (????) checks:
15:
20:
25:
30:

I think that covers the important stuff. So we'll take turns contributing. Don't post back to back with contributions please. But you may contribute multiple times per monster.

[daremetoidareyo]

First up. Don't post back to back with contributions please. But you may contribute multiple times per monster.

Spectral Slug

Contributor 1
CR:
Type (& subtype):
Creature Description:

Contributor 2
HD:
Size:
Standard array base ability scores: Str, Con, Dex, Int, Wis, Cha

Contributor 3
Senses: (blind sense, tremorsense, light sensitivity, etc)
Languages:
Alignment:
Speed and movement Types: (land, flying, burrow, swim, penalties in environments)

Contributor 4
Special actions:
Special action descriptions

Contributor 5
Special Qualities:
Special Quality descriptions

Contributor 6
Melee attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)
Ranged attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)

Contributor 7
Feats (1 +1 per 3 HD, +up to 2 bonus feats)
Skills: (racial bonuses & skills not offered by creature type)

Contributor 8
Bardic knowledge & Knowledge(s) (????) checks:
15:
20:
25:
30:


Please Respond with this copy and pasted with your contribution added below the previous contributor. Who wants to go first?

[Jormengand]

You messed up the bold tags pretty badly on your initial post, by the way. Fixed in this one though.

Spectral Slug

Contributor 1
CR: 7
Type (& subtype): Outsider [Incorporeal]
Creature Description: A spectral slug is the spirit of a deceased slug of great importance. It is forbidden to ask how the hell a slug can be of great importance. It is also forbidden to ask who forbids it.

Spectral slugs are a translucent blue colour, for no apparent reason, but otherwise look like giant slugs.

Contributor 2
HD:
Size:
Standard array base ability scores: Str, Con, Dex, Int, Wis, Cha

Contributor 3
Senses: (blind sense, tremorsense, light sensitivity, etc)
Languages:
Alignment:
Speed and movement Types: (land, flying, burrow, swim, penalties in environments)

Contributor 4
Special actions:
Special action descriptions

Contributor 5
Special Qualities:
Special Quality descriptions

Contributor 6
Melee attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)
Ranged attacks/damage(natural, racial weapons, special attacks)

Contributor 7
Feats: (1 +1 per 3 HD, +up to 2 bonus feats)
Skills: (racial bonuses & skills not offered by creature type)

Contributor 8
Bardic knowledge & Knowledge(s) (????) checks:
15:
20:
25:
30:

[Venger]

Spectral Slug

Contributor 1: Venger
CR: 3
Type (& subtype): Aberration (Incorporeal)
Creature Description: At first, this creature appears to be nothing more than a large pile of ash, but if observed for a period of several minutes, its sinuous motion belies that it is in fact alive, but very slowly.

Spectral slugs are peculiar organisms that drift through vegetable gardens, graveyards, and other places where they may have encountered vegetables and avoided salt in life.

Their origin is a matter of some debate. Arcane scholars theorize they were created artificially as a way for aristocrats to prove their mettle in "combat" after the extinction of the ghost brute shrieker, but this has been difficult to prove. Others believe they are a psychic aftereffect of killing slugs in the garden, so advise simply moving slugs to someone else's garden or keeping them as pets.

Contributor 2
HD:
Size:
Standard array base ability scores: Str, Con, Dex, Int, Wis, Cha

Contributor 3
Senses: (blind sense, tremorsense, light sensitivity, etc)
Languages:
Alignment:
Speed and movement Types: (land, flying, burrow, swim, penalties in environments)

Contributor 4
Special actions:
Special action descriptions

Contributor 5
Special Qualities:
Special Quality descriptions

Contributor 6
Melee attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)
Ranged attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)

Contributor 7
Feats (1 +1 per 3 HD, +up to 2 bonus feats)
Skills: (racial bonuses & skills not offered by creature type)

Contributor 8
Bardic knowledge & Knowledge(s) (????) checks:
15:
20:
25:
30:

[aimlessPolymath]

I have a feeling reposting the entire statblock, including unfilled sections, will bloat the page quickly.

Contributor 1: Venger
CR: 3
Type (& subtype): Aberration (Incorporeal)
Creature Description: At first, this creature appears to be nothing more than a large pile of ash, but if observed for a period of several minutes, its sinuous motion belies that it is in fact alive, but very slowly.

Spectral slugs are peculiar organisms that drift through vegetable gardens, graveyards, and other places where they may have encountered vegetables and avoided salt in life.

Their origin is a matter of some dance-off. Arcane scholars theorize they were created artificially as a way for aristocrats to prove their mettle in "combat" after the extinction of the ghost brute shrieker, but this has been difficult to prove. Others believe they are a psychic aftereffect of killing slugs in the garden, so advise simply moving slugs to someone else's garden or keeping them as pets.

Contributor 2
HD: 3 (17 hp)
Size: Diminutive
Str 3, Dex 12, Con 10, Int -, Wis 3, Cha 10

Contributor 3
Senses: (blind sense, tremorsense, light sensitivity, etc)
Languages:
Alignment:
Speed and movement Types: (land, flying, burrow, swim, penalties in environments)

Contributor 4
Special actions:
Special action descriptions

Contributor 5
Special Qualities:
Special Quality descriptions

Contributor 6
Melee attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)
Ranged attacks/damage (natural, racial weapons, special attacks)

Contributor 7
Feats (1 +1 per 3 HD, +up to 2 bonus feats)
Skills: (racial bonuses & skills not offered by creature type)

Contributor 8
Bardic knowledge & Knowledge(s) (????) checks:
15:
20:
25:
30: