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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    DrowGuy

    Join Date
    May 2018

    d6 paranoia!! red ed!!! don't comemit treason!!!

    come talk about the game and (classified) moments (maybe computer dice)
    friend computer is rad!!! the computer is your friend!!!

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    Halfling in the Playground
    Join Date
    Feb 2015

    Default Re: paranoia!! red ed!!! don't comemit treason!!!

    Citizen!

    Unauthorized attempts to extract classified information from loyal citizens is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Please allow me to escort you to Disintegration Booth 04-I-32 while I fill out an Accusation of Treason/Termination Voucher Request Form.

    Benevolent is our Friend, The Computer!
    Last edited by Jaelommiss; 2018-05-07 at 08:34 PM.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2016
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    Right Behind You
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    Male

    Default Re: paranoia!! red ed!!! don't comemit treason!!!

    Citizen

    The Termination Voucher Request Form is classified Orange. The knowledge of its classification is classified Blue. You have diseminated and/or recieved knowledge above your security clearance level. This is treason. Please report to the nearest termination booth.

    Have a nice day.

    Friend Computer is your Friend. To speak otherwise is Treason.
    Warning, this poster makes frequent use of jokes, snarks, and puns. He is mostly harmless and intends no offense.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Jun 2016
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    Male

    Default Re: paranoia!! red ed!!! don't comemit treason!!!

    Citizen

    You are not authorized to spread knowledge of authorization form's designations. Unlawful knowledge spreading is treason, the punishment for treason is disintegration. Please report to the nearest citizen with proper disintegration authorization.

    Death to all mutants and commies, friend computer is your friend, have a nice day.
    Last edited by NecroDancer; 2018-05-08 at 11:11 AM.

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    Librarian in the Playground Moderator
     
    LibraryOgre's Avatar

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    Dec 2007
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
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    Default Re: paranoia!! red ed!!! don't comemit treason!!!

    The Mod Wonder: Friend Computer reminds citizens to speak happily about Friend Computer and its activities. Excessive jocularity is prohibited by Section 1.c.Q.T.M.W. This discussion is rated Red. Please continue in a friendly manner, or risk being removed to the Silly Message Board Games Zone.



    Translation: Paranoia is fun, but if we're just going to sit around playing ZAP and threatening each other with Treason, I'll move it to SMBG.
    The Cranky Gamer
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    *Picard management tip: Debate honestly. The goal is to arrive at the truth, not at your preconception.
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