I need some Gnome puns

[BBQ Pork]

I need some gnome puns. While I do not intend to fill my game with lots of puns, I would like a handful to pick from.

I intend to play a kind, female, Sweet Gnome named Arabana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o



And yes, Gnomes. will run the large Depot of hardware and tools.

Thank you.

[JoeJ]

Gnome on the range.
Gnome sweet gnome.
There's no place like gnome.
You could have a linguist friend named Gnome Chomsky.

[Nifft]

All roads lead to Gnome.

This is Gnome man's land.

Just Say Gnome (to drugs).

Fear of the Un-Gnome.

[Coventry]

Check out Randall Munroe's xkcd #1704: Gnome Ann


An old one that I cannot remember the source of was Cyragnome de Bergerac ... he had a very long nose.

I used to be a gnome Ad, but I settled down.

[JoeJ]

Check out Randall Munroe's xkcd #1704: Gnome Ann


An old one that I cannot remember the source of was Cyragnome de Bergerac ... he had a very long nose.

I used to be a gnome Ad, but I settled down.

Nice, but he left out that Gnome Ann is an island. Which I guess would be Gnome Ann's land.

[Cespenar]

I think there was/is someone in this forum named Gnome de Plume.

[Nifft]

Gnome-Ants of the Three Kingdoms

The clock-maker in the city is known as Tick-Tock, the Metro Gnome.

"The twins are different colors?" -- "Heterognomia."

"A candle-lit, Gnome-antic evening at home."

[Dexam]

If your character is chosen for something, they've been Gnome-inated.

Of course, if anything strange or unusual happens to them, that would be an a-Gnome-aly.

[comicshorse]

At least you can be sure you'll always have a Gnome to go to

[Lvl 2 Expert]

And of course there's always the clairvoyant gnome on the run, the small medium at large.

I'd love to help you paddle out a few extra, but I have gnome oar.

[Kaptin Keen]

There's no place race like gnome.

Fixed for you =)

[Lord of he Dank]

Don't forget to use some simple height puns too.

"Sorry, that went over my head"
"I have a little problem with that"
"It's the Small things I do to help! Anything else would crush me!"

[Corneel]

There are potential puns to be made on words ending in -nome: astro-gnome, gastro-gnome, agro-gnome,...

And of course if the gnome is a priest he might be a Gnome de Dieu.

[JeenLeen]

Nomine is a Latin word for name (in a particular conjugation.) Some plays in Gnom-in-nay for a gnome based on True Names.

[Pex]

"What's the name of that gnome"? "I'll ask her."

[JoeJ]

When you go to a tavern order a half pint of short beer.

[Jormengand]

Once the gnomes had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

[Corneel]

Nomine is a Latin word for name (in a particular conjugation.) Some plays in Gnom-in-nay for a gnome based on True Names.

Gnome-en est omen? And if he has to hide his true name, he might need a gnome de guerre or a gnome de plume.

[Mastikator]

Freeze! Gnome body move

[The Glyphstone]

Show your enemies gnome mercy.

[Corneel]

If your Gnome is a bard he might be a-Lutin'.

[Altair_the_Vexed]

The Goblin King has you covered.

[Grog Logs]

At my game last week, we realized a great way to raise capital for special projects: Gnome Fund Me

[EccentricCircle]

I'm particularly fond of the itinerant Gnomes, who travel around in caravans; The Gnomads.

Also don't forget that if you hear a ticking noise while traveling on the Tube it is likely to be the Metro-gnomes.

[M Placeholder]

If you come across a Gnome skilled in psionic powers revolving around Transportation, then it's a Gnomad.

[JAL_1138]

Don't forget the branch of knowledge concerning the production, transfer, and consumption of wealth: reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits, or "echo-gnomics."

[M Placeholder]

An ancient storyteller of the small folk, from the very start of recorded history - Gnomer.

[Nifft]

The Gnome capital has a very highly respected monument dedicated to the outlanders from various races who helped defend them in battle.

It is the Tomb of the un-Gnome Soldier.

-- -- --

Since all roads lead to Gnome, half the traffic is Gnome-ward bound.

[sengmeng]

So the hardware store is Gnome Depot? Is the leader tyrannical, a real gnome despot? How about clan Alaska? Do you know them? You know how to make a gnome mad? You burn down his home.

[M Placeholder]

There is a Grimoire that contains all the spells that have ever been used by Gnomes (mostly illusion). It's called the Gnome of Magic.