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    DruidGirl

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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    You firmly convince the commissar that you and your cult are emissaries of the One True Faith.

    I roll for Kanji to be easier to learn.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll for Kanji to be easier to learn.
    The rules of Kanji are rewriten so it's easy to learn as making a microwave dinner.

    I roll to break into the next posters house undetected, cut off my face, cut off the face of the next poster, switch them, attach them to their new host, and win a Halloween costume with the next poster's face attached to my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    The rules of Kanji are rewriten so it's easy to learn as making a microwave dinner.

    I roll to break into the next posters house undetected, cut off my face, cut off the face of the next poster, switch them, attach them to their new host, and win a Halloween costume with the next poster's face attached to my head.
    No.

    I roll to stop Magic_Hat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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  4. - Top - End - #364
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    I roll to stop Magic_Hat.
    I'm thrown in jail for the rest of my life for plotting this. That's not a good prize.

    I roll to start a prison riot.

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    You sure do start a prison riot! Everyone roll initiative; this is going to get bloody.

    I roll to stop Magic_Hat from breaking the three-post rule in their attempts to get away.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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    DruidGirl

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    Magic_Hat is now perfectly obedient to the rule in question.

    I roll to figure out what the hell I'm going to write for this Dark Fairies prompt...
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to figure out what the hell I'm going to write for this Dark Fairies prompt...
    You reinvent the fantasy genre, become famous, and win like a medal or something.

    I roll to divide by zero. And I rolled a 20 so I automatically succeed.

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    The universe is rendered non-existent. Way to go, hero.

    Speaking of impossible things, I roll to acquire a harem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    And so a harem you shall receive, you are blessed by the god of women to forever have a following of women who treat you like a demigod.



    I roll to create a demiplane!

    Such a þorn in my side



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    Quote Originally Posted by Arron Oberon View Post
    I roll to create a demiplane!
    Um...let me look that up:

    demi: half, partial, or an inferior degree

    plane: short for "airplane"

    So you want to create half an airplane? Okay. You rolled a nat 20 so it's the paragon of half airplanes everywhere. With this thing you could half reach your destination.

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    The universe is rendered non-existent. Way to go, hero.
    Oh well thanks for the complement. In fact that's gonna be my roll.

    I roll to get everyone to start calling me "hero." I just hope this isn't a monkey's paw thing and by "hero" they mean "sandwich."

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    It's okay, Hero! You rolled a 20, so you don't get a bad ironic outcome. You just start telling people that your parents named you that, and it's plausible enough that we believe you.

    I roll to stay awake during an all-night road trip.
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I roll to stay awake during an all-night road trip.
    You never sleep again...EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You rolled a 20, so you don't get a bad ironic outcome.
    That's no fun. I roll for a bad ironic outcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I roll for a bad ironic outcome.
    Never again does a critical success go as expected - for you - as every one of them has a bad, ironic outcome and (it's a figure of speech people) turns to ashes in you mouth.

    I roll ensure that no one takes my figures of speech literally.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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    They are never taken literally again.

    I roll to wish everyone who celebrates it a Happy Halloween!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
    February 13, 1942-February 21, 2019
    Men are Mortal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I roll to wish everyone who celebrates it a Happy Halloween!
    Every day is now Halloween, and it is an executable offense to not celebrate it.

    I roll to go trick or treating.

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    Since you're six days late, everyone gives you all the leftover candy that regular trick-or-treaters didn't take.

    I roll just to get through another day.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    You make it through the day with style and grace, and wake up tomorrow looking forward to making it through another one.

    I roll to write my thesis.

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    You graduate with honours when your thesis gets nominated for the Nobel Price.

    I roll to present my thesis to the committee.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    The committee is so moved that you are now promoted to Chairman.
    I roll to create Extra-Hell.

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    You create the tenth plane of Hell, as nasty as the original nine put together.

    I roll to create Extra-Heaven.
    -- Joe
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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    You create an Extra-Heaven that is a marvel.

    I wish to wish everybody who celebrates it a very Merry Christmas (and a happy Hanukkah to everyone who celebrates that). And, to everyone who doesn't celebrate either, I wish a good winter.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Everyone in the world receives a customized message to their beliefs, in the form of a loud, ringing voice seemingly coming from everywhere. They subsequently feel very merry, and have the best winter/Christmas/Hanukkah/etc. of their lives. (In the parts of the world where it isn’t winter, the message is put on hold.)

    I roll to play My Girl on the trombone.


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

    Check out my artwork here!

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    There are multiple songs called "My Girl." Somehow you manage to play all of them, with full instrumentation, at the same time. And it's somehow comprehensible. Seriously, WHAT THE ****?!

    I roll to become President of Earth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Everything is going according to plan. And by that I mean the plan has changed like 3 times in the last year but now I have it written down and the new plan is going well!.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    Brother of Battle by Emperor Ing

    Discord: HalfTangible#7505

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    You win in a landslide despite having zero experience or name recognition. Seeing this result, several observing alien races get nervous. They make themselves known and propose a favorable peace treaty, hoping to get on your good side before the other shoe drops.

    I roll to fence with a fence!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    The fence takes time of from his usual job of laundering stolen goods to fence against you, trying you at sabre, foil, and épée. You defeat him so soundly that he goes straight.

    I roll to think up the coolest thing ever to roll for.
    -- Joe
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    -- Spider Roninson

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    You are completely welcome to use anything I post here, or I wouldn't post it.

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    You think of the most awesome thing to roll for, ever, and we all bow in awe at your brilliance!

    I roll to think of the second-best thing to ever roll for.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

    Rest in Peace, Peter Tork
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    Men are Mortal
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    Naturally, that is rolling to find the best thing to roll for, as within the confines of this thread you could actually guarantee succeeding at that thing with flying colors!

    I roll to find out how deep the rabbithole goes.
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    You measure the depth of the rabbit hole with a precision of 1 picometer.

    I roll to win a sabbac game where there's a well known starship in the pot.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a natural Idiot’s Array, narrowly beating Lando’s Pure Sabacc. You and Chewbacca are now the proud owners of the Millennium Falcon, an incredibly valuable, famous, and fast starship. You go on to help defeat the empire with the Falcon, earning you the status of war hero. During this war, you meet the love of your life, have a son and spend your days fighting injustice until the end.

    I roll to train to be a Jedi.


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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You become the best jedi there ever was, even surpassing masters like Yoda.

    I roll to avoid being seduced by the Dark Side of the Force.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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